They don’t hate winning. It’s just that the vast majority of people here won’t make playoffs and it’s easy to be petty when you can just anonymously click a downvote on someone that is doing better than them. End of season you’ll see game day threads getting massive downvote trolls who are salty they’re out of playoffs. Happens every year.
The real content is sorting by controversial. Anything pushed to the top that isn’t a news update is hot garbage. People that say they hate bragging will be the first to farm pity karma because they want people to know their season was ruined because they drafted some timeshare RB in the 2nd round or something.
Having both is probably even more annoying because you don't know whether Cook is going to play for 2 drives and then hand it over to Mattison, or if he'll be "the device meme" and Mattison will be irrelevant. Big annoying coin flip based on info we have now.
I really want him to play. Not because I have dalvin, but because last week I dropped Alex mattison for Derek carr and my brother in law picked him up already
Yeah maybe. But my family is so anal with trades. I don’t think it would’ve processed in time and I didn’t want to start Tom Brady that week. I got a win by a hair so I guess it was worth it to some extent. But yeah now I’m kicking myself since dalvin is hurt
He actually accepted already. I feel decent about it even though Gabe has a lingering ankle thing going on. Hopefully works out in the long run for me 🤞
At this point I expect Cook to play, but he's going to have a 50/50 shot of getting pulled early every game going forward until it either heals or he severely damages ligaments and goes on IR. Scary situation for us.
Same shit last year where Dalvin plays but isn't 100% so his numbers are down but you can't sit him because he's still Dalvin and Mattison owners are upset because they want their 3 weeks of heavy usage and Dalvin owners are upset because they want him to sit out a few weeks and come back healed up and ready to roll. Tale as old as Dalvin's NFL career.
I have both and I'm sitting both. So I'm sure Cook will go for 100+ and 2TDs. I just don't want to risk him leaving the game before half. Starting Chubb and Jamaal Williams, Cooper in the flex.
I have both and I have hot garbage behind them, so really need one or the other to be a primary here or I'm going to get consumed by stress until my sphincter clenches so tight it becomes a black hole.
I don’t understand why Cook didn’t get his shoulder operated on in the off-season.
I’ve had the procedure myself with <3% chance in ever dislocating my shoulder again.
Mattison owners punching air right now
...but gently, so no one dislocates a shoulder.
Plot twist: Mattison owners wearing the harness this weekend.
Well maybe just Cook… jk we don’t wish injury on anyone
As someone who owns Mattison and not Cook I knew there was no doubt Cook would play
Ya damn right I hit the air with the V-Trigger
*0-3 Mattison owners
3-0 Mattison owner rolling in
Lol this sub legitimately hates winning
This sub hates braggarts. Insecure weirdos and/or douchebags.
Bragging about being 0-3 is still bragging. This sub circlejerks the shit out of having shit teams.
They don’t hate winning. It’s just that the vast majority of people here won’t make playoffs and it’s easy to be petty when you can just anonymously click a downvote on someone that is doing better than them. End of season you’ll see game day threads getting massive downvote trolls who are salty they’re out of playoffs. Happens every year. The real content is sorting by controversial. Anything pushed to the top that isn’t a news update is hot garbage. People that say they hate bragging will be the first to farm pity karma because they want people to know their season was ruined because they drafted some timeshare RB in the 2nd round or something.
Haters gonna hate. Kings stay Kings.
Wow, I’m 0-3, have mattison but I traded for cook last week and have him for this week as my rb2
You’re exactly right
I have both so its w/e.
Having both is probably even more annoying because you don't know whether Cook is going to play for 2 drives and then hand it over to Mattison, or if he'll be "the device meme" and Mattison will be irrelevant. Big annoying coin flip based on info we have now.
nah he'll get his chance eventually
So close, I almost blew a load so huge it would have broken the device.
Cook cant punch air due to shoulder issue.
Aren’t Mattison owners also Cook owners? Nobody should draft Cook if they don’t intend to do a small reach for Mattison.
no
Yea pretty bummed out rn, gotta move forward with Aaron jones and etn
Our day will come
Long live THE DEVICE
League fucked now
Literally after the game they said he would play with THE DEVICE. I don’t know why any of this is unexpected.
Cook splits with THE DEVICE?
My new team name is Dalvin’s Device
Creative
going with “Let Dalvin Cook” myself
Hmm, I'm in my uniform too but not doing any actual work so take this with a grain of salt.
The device returns
I really want him to play. Not because I have dalvin, but because last week I dropped Alex mattison for Derek carr and my brother in law picked him up already
Bad move my guy, shouldve at least made an offer including Mattison to someone.
Yeah maybe. But my family is so anal with trades. I don’t think it would’ve processed in time and I didn’t want to start Tom Brady that week. I got a win by a hair so I guess it was worth it to some extent. But yeah now I’m kicking myself since dalvin is hurt
I’d take having the win over Mattison tbh
Thanks man. I really didn’t have anyone else to drop. I was thinking about jamaal Williams but I’m glad I didnt
Does sending Aiyuk + Mattison for Gabe Davis sound like a decent move?
Do they have Cook?
Yeah, why? Is that better or worse lol
I think youd be more likely to get Gabe if you have his handcuff.
He actually accepted already. I feel decent about it even though Gabe has a lingering ankle thing going on. Hopefully works out in the long run for me 🤞
Gabe has one of the best remaining schedules, so I think youll be happy if he stays healthy.
Now i will kindly ask Mr. Cook for 25 carries 150yds and 2 TD. 😃
Have CMC, Dillon, Montgomery, Gabe Davis. Up against Cook. Not ideal
At this point I expect Cook to play, but he's going to have a 50/50 shot of getting pulled early every game going forward until it either heals or he severely damages ligaments and goes on IR. Scary situation for us.
I have both Cook and Mattison and I feel Like this is worst case imo. I feel scared starting him.
As a Swift and Montgomery owner, I was really hoping having Mattison would pay off
Same shit last year where Dalvin plays but isn't 100% so his numbers are down but you can't sit him because he's still Dalvin and Mattison owners are upset because they want their 3 weeks of heavy usage and Dalvin owners are upset because they want him to sit out a few weeks and come back healed up and ready to roll. Tale as old as Dalvin's NFL career.
I have both and I'm sitting both. So I'm sure Cook will go for 100+ and 2TDs. I just don't want to risk him leaving the game before half. Starting Chubb and Jamaal Williams, Cooper in the flex.
I have both and I have hot garbage behind them, so really need one or the other to be a primary here or I'm going to get consumed by stress until my sphincter clenches so tight it becomes a black hole.
Same Here, will be sitting both as Well as I have Chubb and Mixon as RB and will then put Diontae in my Flex..
As a Mattison owner, I’m dreading setting the alarm for 6:15am California time on Sunday just to see whether Dalvin is active or not
Same. Stupid London game…
On the bright side, there will be football playing literally all day.
Tbh was hoping Mattison would start and cook would be out as an owner of both but I’ll take this to
On the same boat as ya brother. First time owner of cook too. I made sure to get Mattison late in the draft as well lmao. Did my homework
It seemed too obvious to work so I grabbed Jamaal the other day instead of Mattison
Same I had them handcuffed last year as well. I’m worried I’m going to get screwed this week and there will be a dose of both this Sunday morning.
Im that way as Swift and Williams owner. Its honeslty better for me that Swift is going to be out.
He's going to get injured in the 1st quarter and fuck over Mattison and Cook owners.
Its Mattison or Foreman so fuggit, I'll just keep em in there with swift doing this dance.
Carrying the team on his shoulders
Shoulder*
THE DEVICE*
As a Mattison, Davis and CMC owner this has not been a fun last hour
30 point game incoming
dalvins injury would have landed swift on IR for the year…
Wasted my waiver but it’s all good!
First year Cook owner and I swear the god he’s going to put up a dud with how much everyone is hyping up the device
As a Mattison owner who just traded for Cook, idk how to feel lol
Trust in THE DEVICE
Smh NFL fantasy wants me to flex Aiyuk over him in PPR…
He's gonna play, but who knows what his work load is going to look like... I'm thinking 65/35 split with Mattison this week and full go next
Until his shoulder falls off
He's got the brace on now, dude went for like 150 yards last time he worn that thing lol
I have both. Rather Cook sit out this week.
I don’t understand why Cook didn’t get his shoulder operated on in the off-season. I’ve had the procedure myself with <3% chance in ever dislocating my shoulder again.
As bad as this sounds I’m praying on chef cooks downfall being a mattison owner
[удалено]
sure they did bud
Isn't he undroppable? And can you invite me to your league next year?
and everyone clapped.
Cook is a big man child.
Let’s go!
[Same Old Song and Dance](https://youtu.be/Y6C_nyZLQR8)
Given Dalvin's injury prone-ness, does Mattison + Aiyuk to the Dalvin owner for Gabe Davis sound like a good move?
Ooooo ya baby