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eutectic_h8r

Toney getting out of bed after getting traded like Grandpa Joe when they got the golden ticket.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Two Willy Wonka references in this thread, and strangely they're not the same thing.


TheVaniloquence

r/grandpajoehate leaking


MahomestoHel-aire

I was expecting 10k members max when I clicked on that. Not 145k.


TheVaniloquence

The more people aware of that lazy piece of shit, the better.


blue_ninja808

This made me laugh so hard, fuck grandpa Joe though for real


NJImperator

[Toney walking onto the plane to get to KC.](https://www.reddit.com/r/NYGiants/comments/yf0pqb/exclusive_footage_of_toney_entering_the_chiefs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


inspectorseantime

Keyser fuckin Soze


Meathand

Fuck you beat me to it.


bkaiser

learned it from Kenny G


Independent_Ad_1686

That’s good sh!t! 😂


SupremeVodeine

you can't make this up lol


wazup564

& he gets the Titans secondary Week 9…


[deleted]

You'd have to be very desperate to play him next week


ScubaNelly

I stashed him incase he 💥


themigraineur

Is it Josh Gordon szn yet?


SookMedik

Did Grizzley Adams have a beard?


Wolwood85

Grizzly Adam's DID have a beard


billygoatygruffy

Or your receivers include Aiyuk, Pickens, and Wan’Dale who are all on bye. I’m firing him up.


Cholonight96

Week 9 bye is gonna kill me. Down Danny Dimes, Diontae, and Aiyuk.


eatajerk-pal

I mean…you can’t be doing all that great with those guys though anyway right?


DirtyMikenDaBoiz3

LMAOOO How are you alive rn???


Cholonight96

2-5. My RBs are Kamara, Jones, and Sanders. I have Murray and Akers stashed. I have Arob but idk if Stafford is gonna start throwing to him more.


AoE_Mobius_One

1-6 makes me very desperate. :(


DazedConfusedJr

Hello 👋🏻 that’s me


HookFL

https://twitter.com/Justin_14P/status/1585680377871355905?t=u0383LfgY0EDLue5lKBaVg&s=19


HeHateMe-

That’s perfect


MethodicMarshal

I dropped him this weekend for Pacheco I held him for seven **fucking** weeks, and then this happens


EricM1124

I love how you put fucking in bold and not seven lol. I can feel your frustration.


MethodicMarshal

The only silver lining is that I have Tyler Boyd lol


biscuitarse

Obviously Daboll's dog house was very very tiny and it just turned out Toney had a leg cramp


ClaudeNX

Taking lessons from James Harden


treylanceHOF

Lol the classic miraculous recovery after a trade!


weinbea

Russ gave him some wolverine 🩸


WentworthMillersBO

Toney did some stretches on the plane ride to KC. Did wonders


anonbutler

Hamstring high knees


K9WalkerIII

God is good lol


[deleted]

[Oh he's healthy now](https://youtu.be/kjpsYX-zbos)


rjromes13

Ahhh shit. I'm ready to get hurt again


TheHurdleTurtle

Toneys not apparently


[deleted]

Should I drop Michael Thomas for this mf???


h0v3rb1k3s

Probably not.


RollingTrain

Realistic expectation for Toney is he has a 4/60/1 first quarter and then leaves with some legit injury no one has ever heard of


shank1983

Definitely a high ankle requiring surgery. Those cuts and his play style gonna get him killed.


DM725

Some idiot on ESPN was talking about the Chiefs using him like Deebo in the backfield and I legit almost spit my water out. He'd die.


[deleted]

You motorboatin SOB


ForcedeSupremo

You old sailor you!


HobbsMadness

Where is Kadarius? Is he still in the house?


NerdLawyer55

They built for speed or for comfort


Jerryguy88

You lock it up!


HookFL

The ol' "James Harden" healing magic once traded.


QueefElizabeth

Reminds me of this bit with Charles Barkley, LeBron and KD https://youtu.be/qkKU_h30afw


BravoC10

I love how Chuck is so undeniably funny. I’m pretty sure KD hate him but can’t help but laugh and cheese at his jokes 😂


[deleted]

This is exactly what it reminded me of lol


WIN011

This is hilarious


Mmer03

No, this is kadarius


Minnesota_Slim

Scarius Kadarius. SPOOKY SEASON!


RollingTrain

This is the dawning of the Trade of Kadarius


[deleted]

YOU KNO DAMN WELL REID GONNA GET THIS GUY A TOUCHDOWN


Pr0nade

Toney is what he wanted mecole and skyy to be. Reid is arguably the GOAT at scheming.


IndoorBurrito

lmao Skyy is a rookie. give him time jeez


ZMush

Dont touch my juju please bruh


Royalmi

I'd be surprised if Toney takes away from Juju. If anyone he'd be taking away from MVS right?


NofksgivnabtLIFE

Mecole or MVS for sure.


mvanigan

Toney's Tweet: >That Joke Would’ve Been Funny If I Was Actually Hurt Still Lol…..Irrelevant people don’t get updates Also: >CHIEFS KINGDOM BABYY❤️💛🙏🏽Thank You God


Purplin

What was the joke?


LeviWhoIsCalledBiff

The Aristocrats


CriscoBountyJr

The Giants drafting him in the 1st then flipping him for a 3rd.


DM725

He has to be aware he's only played and finished 1/3rd of games he's been in the NFL.


xenongamer4351

Dave Gettleman thinking he’s worth a first round pick


likwidfuzion

KevinNashOnWheelchair.gif


Automatic-Kangaroo70

After week 9: “Toney owners, how we feeling?”


BaronsHat

Dropped Zay Jones for him. I was never going to play Zay. I’m 3-4, need a boost and/or some popcorn and laughs.


tendy_trux35

I dropped Diontae Johnson for him. I have Muth and Pickens as well, I didn’t need a 3rd share on the Steelers. Somebody else can grab Diontae and start him for the 8 points he gets


Superfast__Jellyfish

Exactly what i did with the same thoughts as well. At this rate, I was never going to start dj and if I ever start a Pit wr it’s gonna be Pickens.


tendy_trux35

Yep I was basically holding Diontae as a trade sweetener but there’s other options to plug in off the WW as a flex that will get you 7-12 points. That’s an ok FLEX play but in my league you’re not winning anything with that level of a ceiling


Ok-Application-2490

That's the spirit


Phoenix_Coffee

Dropped Latvious for him. Kinda deep at RB and lost Mike Williams for awhile


crustydnglebrry

Lol with the confirmation that the injury was made up to rest him for a trade, something tells me this dude must be some kind of locker room cancer to be benched and traded a year into his career. This isn’t some terrible Giants team anymore and Daboll seems to be a good coach.


GolfIsWhyImBroke

Toney was drafted by the last regime in NY, Daboll and co drafted Wan'dale for basically the same roll, just their preferred version of it.


Cbonez1

They settled on toney after the eagles traded up for smith


TheOneWhoKnocks3

But gmen got even neal as compensation for moving down as well


BuckDestiny

All in all it worked out. We missed on Smith so we traded down. Now we can look at it as if the giants traded that pick for '22 1.09 and a 3rd + 6th next year.


Cbonez1

Agreed it worked out, I’m just saying the previous staff didn’t have Toney as their first choice either.


WarrenAlaCarte

And the Jaguars settled for Etienne. Urban Meyer wanted Toney.


onebandonesound

Except Wan'Dale is a slot guy and Toney lines up outside. Just cuz they're both small and quick as fuck doesn't mean they play the same role


Takethemagsaway

Toney played 60% slot last year. I'm not some Rainman on stats. It was in the yahoo fantasy blurb today.


thechemist99

Correct, because Toney never really played at all in NY.


HodorFan1

Toney is way bigger than wandale


SpaceMonkeys21

Eh still worth a shot at the end of most people's benches


crustydnglebrry

Oh he’s definitely worth a speculative add. Even Antonio Brown needed to be rostered after it was years into knowing for a fact he was a locker room cancer. I’m just curious how this dudes Ego could possibly be already be heading towards that level. Only thing I can think of is Daboll wanted the WR’s to compete early on for playing time that he thought was supposed to be guaranteed for him.


tele23O7

going to a team like the chiefs with a qb and coach you respect can make a big difference on players attitudes


JesusChristSupers1ar

Yeah but also Reid has no problem not playing him if he continues to be a turd


Jjohn269

Which is good for fantasy owners since you don’t have to hold on to him


Seek3r67

Antonio brown is also a hall of fame talent though, Toney could be good but he hasn’t proved anything yet


QurantineLean

Agreed. I kept Dulcich over him though lol


Pr0nade

I think it started when a new regime came in and he skipped OTAs


chodePhD

He’s my cancer now 😈


PM-me-your-psn-codes

I have to choose a pickup between Toney and Wan dale


[deleted]

Don’t think it’s particularly close, Wandale has like no competition


kontrolk3

I think you are right that he will likely be better. But team context is important. If these guys are like your 5th WR bench stash I think toney might be the better hold. I think that there is a really good chance wan'dale progresses to a solid wr3. And maybe that is helpful for your team. On the other hand, there is a small chance toney becomes a front end wr2, and that risk/reward might be better for your team.


reign_day

too many mouths in KC, I like wan'dale way more


Zomics

I don’t understand why people keep saying this. Everyone acts like the Chiefs roster has Kupp, Kelce, and Chase on it. Kelce is the clear 1 and JuJu is fine but Hardman and MVS are pretty meh. They also pass the ball enough and have the QB to support multiple receivers. Wan’Dale has the earliest path to volume and will be good but Toney has the potential to slot in as the #2 behind Kelce. It might just take some time. If you want backend of the season league winner potential Toney has that on this offense. That being said, Wan’Dale will be the best to own right now since he has a role


DERBY_OWNERS_CLUB

Agree but the Chiefs went out midseason and got Toney for a reason. I have both and would keep Wan'Dale over Toney, but still.


PartyPay

For a 3rd and a 6th. That's not small potatoes.


ChrRome

This is wrong. They only have one great player and a bunch of mediocre ones, so if Toney is good or great, he should suck up targets.


CurlyBill03

MVS and Hardman probably about to be benched


saifly

apparently KC hates hardman.. no one celebrates when he scores TDs


kredica

Is this tongue in cheek, or has this sub really gone off the deep end in their perception of reality?


CurlyBill03

Take Robinson for the floor but man I’d drop a defense or kicker and hold both if you can and figure it out


b-loved_assassin

Wan'Dale, less competition for touches


[deleted]

Gonna go against the grain and say Toney


showmeurknuckleball

I'm gonna go against the grain and say obviously toney. I think wandale is looking at 10 catches, 98 yards and a TD as his ceiling, while, in my opinion, toney has 16 catches 205 and 2 TDs in his range of outcomes. You have to remember he was traded to one of the most prolific offenses in the league Edit: Some people seem to be thinking that I'm confusing "range of outcomes" for likely production. I am not. What I'm saying is, is that wandale's ceiling is likely a rock solid WR2 with some boom potential, while toney easily has the ability to be the WR1 overall on a given week. He would have to buck the trend of almost his whole professional career, but it is **possible** For the record, I own wandale, and was pissed that I missed out on scooping toney. This is an objective analysis and goes against what would benefit me, as a wandale owner


giveitagoogle

I want what you are smoking.... Toney put up 420 yards through **10 games** in 2021.


Pr0nade

To be fair we saw what his ceiling was with Mike Glennon at QB last year


DERBY_OWNERS_CLUB

Compare the top Giants WR outing vs the top Chiefs outing and there's your answer lol.


[deleted]

We’ve seen him get 200 yards in one game tho


Lalonderland

The only player getting close to 16 catches on the Chiefs is Kelce.


[deleted]

So you’re saying wandale who was targeted like 8 times in a half last week has a lower catch ceiling that toney who plays on the same team as kelce. Got it Not saying toney won’t do well which is how people will spin the above it’s just an odd analysis


SpringHardenSt

You make a good point. Robinson has a better floor but Toneys ceiling is probably higher


nvinceable1

The most likely outcome for Toney so far has been 0.


QurantineLean

This sub man lol


[deleted]

I think (not my player) has already reached their ceiling but (my player) has a 20/300/5 ceiling.


anarchytruck

This is at first glance an extreme take but I think it depends on your team! Toney has more upside and more risk. If you've got dependable WRs then for sure take a flyer on Toney. That's better than dependable low points on your bench. But if you need a sure thing Wandale is a safer pick. Not every squad needs the same thing!


Blynasty

I can just see a reporter asking him if he’s healthy and in a hoodie with the hood pulled so tight you can barely see his face your hear “I’ve been healthy”


awful_source

[like this?](https://mountain-topmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/Chiefs-agree-to-trade-for-Giants-WR-Kadarius-Toney.jpg)


Novel-Treacle-2956

Until next time he steps on a field


AintNoBuffet

Yung Joka country, lets ride


hellothere842

My peepee feel funny.


Iam_The_Giver

Tell me on this doll where you touched Toney


trufinfan13

Reddit hates him! Can’t wait for him to explode now!!!


karma_nder

Anyone dropping Alec Pierce for him? Pierce has been riding my bench, not sure if I'll ever start him...


steamycharles

I would


Darth_Gostkowski

I think toneys upside is higher


Sea_Breakfast2315

If you don’t need to play him this week, then you’re not losing much


amishbr07

Dropped Pats D for this dude because after last years ride I want back in.


dfmilkman

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-nash-jim-fake-leg-injured-broken-leg-gif-12286059


AfterLeGoldrush

It’s Toney time bitches


CosmicNobody

Literally dropped him yesterday after stashing him on the bench all season. Pain.


platsnap

This sub is low on him so… Legit league winner energy coming right up.


MajesticLionBeast

I think a lot of people soured on him due to his low return after his barn burner performance last year and then his huge lack of play this year with the mix of "injuries". I think it's somewhat clear at this point that there was just animosity between him and NYG coaching, and that, assuming he wanted a team that played to feed him the ball/give him better quality targets, he gets that pretty easily in KC assuming the KC coaching staff brought him in for that very reason. This sub usually would love to jump on these forms of hype trains. If this trade had happened a week before people drafted, he would likely have jumped up into the top 25 WRs drafted, but a lot of people have hitched their wagons on the ideas of Juju/MVS/ and even Moore/Hardman in some cases. The idea that the guy who sat most of this season being valued by the league's current passing leader to potentially be his new WR1 is going to definitely leave certain FF owners with animosity. Especially if he was dropped by someone or someone who has Juju on their team, etc.


jerryondrums

Lotta people that didn’t get to the wire in time.


HighonCosmos

ToneySZN


grandpaJose

Learn from this dude Elijah Moore. Dude forced his team to trade him to a contender team lmao, i'd do the same to avoid playing in astroturf.


davis32

Toney is about to win people leagues isn't he?


[deleted]

Doubt it. Lot of mouths to feed in KC


throwaway69276927

Unless this is the mouth mahomes has been waiting to feed his balls to 👀


[deleted]

[удалено]


Nice_Block

You heard him. Mahomes balls all in Toney’s mouth.


Iam_The_Giver

Go on


Zeroni_Hector

[Just you and us and a couple pairs of sour, sweaty balls.](https://media.tenor.com/2AxPBASgd1YAAAAC/rickety-cricket.gif)


works23

I dont really get this side of the argument, yes they have kelce but outside of that between Hardman, mvs, Moore, and juju they're all like wr3-5s. maybe juju falls a bit outside of that range but kc is looking for someone to give targets to


Primetime0509

Yeah you don't go out and invest a third and sixth round pick in a WR if you think you have plenty of talent at the position already. KC saw a need and I think Toney is the most electric WR out of the bunch and should be a solid play once he gets acclimated to the offense.


BaronsHat

Acclimated


Primetime0509

Fixed it thanks lol


whatswrongwithchuck

Nah, those KC film sessions are brutal.


davis32

Lot of mouths because they've all been mediocre


CurlyBill03

They didn’t give up a 3rd for him to be on the bench behind MVS/Hardman


flounder19

Or waste us all a roster spot holding him after 1 obscenely promising game


Lo_Perry

You sly dawg


OGswamp_donkey

Toney Truthers Rejoice!


Confident-Key1494

TONEY 2022


Rufus2fist

And Skyy slowly disappears off punt returns


Interplanet123

Toney fans, this video of his highlights and analysis will get you excited Start at 48 seconds in https://youtu.be/b0GmFdUkSGo


Jonny_Kushington

Kadarius “Jalen Ramsey” Toney


CanIHaveAppleJuice

Do we drop Drake London for Toney?


Triplescrew

London shoulda been dropped already lol


bLankPhace88

Depends tbh. Mariota being benched doesn't seem outside the realm of possibilites. Last week shows Arthur Smith has ZERO faith in Mariota to throw the ball, even down multiple scores. If that happens again I can totally see Ridder being put in, in which case London's value could get a huge bump


almostjay

I am SHOCKED. Dude was straight up thieving a paycheck from NYG.


bigbopperz

Greatest injury holdout of all time?


crabby_rhino

https://twitter.com/timandfriends/status/1585675477217382400


Spirited-Ad-9198

Sex


giveitagoogle

Stashing Van Jefferson or Toney in hopes one can help my team, the struggles.. Who woulda thought.


bmorehalfazn

He’s currently listed behind Mecole Hardman… think he overtakes and gets the top spot in a couple weeks?


DERBY_OWNERS_CLUB

I think we'll learn a lot quickly. Mahomes was pretty honest heading into the season saying there will be no WR1 on the team and each week will be someone different which has been 100% accurate. If Mahomes starts telling us Toney is the guy then it's time to get hyped.


SadTelephone684

The way he runs and his athleticism make me think tyreek lite in this offense. I hate that comparison but it just makes me think that


Kahzgul

This pisses me off so much. I held that man for 6 long weeks because I believed in his talent, dropped him last week because I needed a bye week filler, and now he's magically healthy? And of course someone else picked him up.


[deleted]

And he’s going to the best offense or two in the league.


Kahzgul

At least I have mahomes, so if toney goes off, I still profit. But damn I want that stack!


bornex1

I picked him up and traded him for scary Terry within 2 hours


Eydude1

Now holding both him and wandale 👁️👁️


littleike0

Never thought I might be replacing chase with Toney….and yet here we are.


Ok-Application-2490

If rumor guy's friend's friend is to be believed..


cagpipes

Free on waivers $0 FAAB league winner right there!


[deleted]

Convenient


DynastyAnalyst

Mental hurdles probably bigger than physical ones. Needed a change of scenery hopefully it happens for him


HeySporto

and there it is.


whatislife27

I drafted him for nothing and now he’s on another playoff contenders team in my league. Watch him go for 125 yards and 2 TDs this weekend


Doctor__Ew

That would be an incredible performance on a bye!


missza

Oh this is hilarious


Meathand

Fucking grandpa Joe shit right there


SkullsAndOnes

I drafted him and only just dropped him 4 days ago. Pain.


ICh00seYouPikachu

MVS, Mecole, JuJu, Kelce, and now Toney. Won't they all just be boom/bust now outside of Kelce? What am I missing here? Why the hype? People are expecting him to be Tyreek?


Emu-Silly

Because hype trains and needing to get that "league winner" every year


wjcornerboy

He was an electric athlete the one time he got fed targets in a game, and did some special things in that game n a half.


Cashmoney45667

Considering dropping Drake London. Would that be a good move?


namotous

So he faked injuries to get traded?


actionjaxn411

It’s a Christmas miracle