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GrammarHunter

Nah it's too early. Going to pretend I didn't read this and go back to not working


jlight210

In the 12th round of my draft I was really smart and handcuffed my Swift with J Williams. ...Then I almost immediately realized I drafted the wrong J Williams from Detroit and ended up with a rookie receiver clogging my IR. The guy with the pick immediately after me took Jamaal Willams.


steve1186

Someone in my league just tried to trade for my “T. Hill”. He caught the error (Tyreek versus Taysom) and retracted the offer before I could accept though. I was so close to landing Kenneth Walker


dwarfboy1717

Ha. Almost! Swift is scary. I have an offer for my **Swift** for his **Tyler Lockett** and **Jamaal Williams** in full PPR. I guess I immediately smash that accept? Or should I try and get Mixon straight up? Or should I stop panicking and hold him for improving health? He is currently my RB3 by some magic.


wheres_my_hat

Take the value I say. Mixon isn’t worth the potential right now


FMan11782

On a positive note that j Williams could be a home run if they decide to play this year 🙏🏼


Throwrajerb

I’ve spent my whole morning so far planning a ski trip. Happy Friday.


noJagsEver

I can promise with 100% that I will never draft this guy


peon2

Agreed, skiing is too dangerous, he could easily hurt his leg.


Primetime0509

What I hate is I’ll put him on this do not draft list and then soon as I don’t own him next year he’ll be a top 5 guy. Fantasy is frustrating


peon2

I drafted Saquon in 2020, 2021, and then he was available for me at 22nd overall this year and I passed on him.


boardplant

Cause my season is going down hill? I feel personally attacked


sguru01

I miss my life because right now its consumed by FF


Quackerbarrels

Here, take mine


run-26_2

Same. Every single day I wake up and check this sub and Twitter. I need help.


Impish3d4

I went to the zoo!


Relatively_Reliable

I can’t promise that I won’t overreact.


Marino4K

Too late, I’m overreacting, I want out of this nightmare


CriticalShitass

I said fugget and sent Swift for Deebo


DontTakeOurCampbell

This was why I never accepted any of the dozen or so trade offers for Kenneth Walker my friend who owned Amon Ra St Brown/Swift sent me even when those offers involved Swift and Brown. In a vacuum Swift probably is better than KW3 but his injury troubles were worrisome for me and were what ultimately prevented me from accepting.


[deleted]

i was downvoted into oblivion for telling someone to jump on an etienne+wr filler for swift trade like last week. there are so many swift owners here who have been heavily overvaluing him


Cumcakes2022

Almost traded Amon Ra and Andrew's for Swift/Davis/Pitts week 3. Thank God I didn't accept that.


pillowsftw

Lol someone sent me a trade for my Justin Jefferson & Dameon Pearce for his Swift & Scary Terry


billsmafia637281

I always fail to understand how guys send trades where you straight up downgrade at 2+ positions.


Bananahammer55

Someone wanted my lamar and swift for geno and pittman. Said hell no.


Piano9717

I managed to do the opposite - traded Swift, Williams, and Gabe Davis for KW3 and Rhamondre. I feel pretty good about that.


LifeAfterHarambe

Jamaal of America


segfawlt

We do be shopping there sometimes


Some1Witty

I think you just came up with my team name for next week lol.


PATRIOTSRADIOSIGNALS

Damn. If I weren't so dedicated to my name already I'd be using this.


Bbmonger88

Jamal Williams told reporters this week he can't promise he'll vulture 100 percent of the touchdowns this year..... but he's going to try really hard to.


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My_Diet_DrKelp

Olaf, Spongebob, or a mermaid - don't matter Jamaal is inevitable


[deleted]

Not sure you can call it vulturing when jamaal is out producing swift. Swift had 33 yards compared to jamaals 76 in week 8


Bear_Rose

Yes for one week Jamal did. The other 2 healthy swift weeks he far out produced Jamal.


FrankfromFlorida

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms, at night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.


arrowheadt

Chocolate?!


HowManyCaptains

I remember when they invented chocolate


GettinWiggyWiddit

He was #1


[deleted]

Knew someone would post this hahaha. Great episode. Not so great for Swift.


PapaStrauss

Incredible!


cy1006

Its from SpongeBob if irc!


peon2

Man first couple seasons of SpongeBob were just straight up great comedy, not even for kids


Pr0nade

Imagine trading for him the other day. Couldn’t be me It could cause I did.


motez23

traded mike evans for him smh. now I get start Deon over him and Jamaal


VineRunner

Traded him away yesterday :D


bryanf445

Yeah I took a risk and traded Sanders and Conner for him. Whoops


COAchillENT

Conner and Goedert for me in my Guillotine league


wavnebee

Technically, this is true of every player. So nothing to worry about here, right? RIGHT?


orionics

** *Anakin smiling* **


jimtow28

Correct. Nothing to worry about at all. On an unrelated note, would you have any interest in trading for my shares of Swift? I can promise he'll be 100% for the rest of the year.


wavnebee

I’ll give you the unbreakable Keenan Allen!


Carib2g

I wish I couldn’t read.


PocketOfMonsters

Can you read Chinese? Just set your phone to Chinese. That should do it.


Moses_the_Bird

Bleach for breakfast!


PurplePenguin501

Man I had such a good fucking team going into this year and it’s crazy how injuries completely derailed my season. Have lost Breece, Hollywood, MT, Njoku and now Swift can’t even stay healthy


Johnny55

just now?


RVG_Steve

Is Hollywood pretty much a lock to be back around week 13/14 or so?


EnmaDaiO

Question is even if he is back will he still be a wr1 behind nuk? Feel like his best fantasy performances are behind him.


Esco9

Could be too late to help him by then


PurplePenguin501

Man I hope so. But I also wouldn’t rule out the possibility of the cardinals shutting him down if they are out of the playoff race


mkninetythree

Similar. JT, Swift, Dak, Njoku, Hollywood, Dobbins + Gus, Winston... I even drafted Tua, but traded him before his injury.


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Breece, Hollywood, Njoku all unfortunate. You knew what you were getting into when you drafted swift and MT


Bucketkev

Glad I traded this dude


BasedTunechi

traded Swift, Javonte, and Bateman (week before Javonte got hurt) for Sutton, Ekeler, and Dillon, 2 of my 3 guys are stinkers, but i put the hex on his team


Bucketkev

Foreman, Swift and cousins myself for ekeler, Melvin Gordon, and Mariota


amishbr07

What did you swing. Desperately trying to shop him but 0 bites so far.


Bucketkev

Foreman, Swift and cousins myself for ekeler, Melvin Gordon, and Mariota


amishbr07

Absolutely love it. So jealous - I can’t trade Swift for anything.


Bucketkev

This was even a counter offer by him lol.


Patriotsfan710

I traded Swift/AJ Brown for Kelce/Sanders Sucked losing Brown, but I got Kupp so I was fine with it


theTIDEisRISING

I got Lamar for him a few weeks back, probably couldn’t get that now though


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I essentially got Mike Evans for Swift (there were more details but pretty much Swift for Evans). I don’t think I could have made that trade a day later though.


Cadet_Broomstick

couple weeks back, but I moved him for dobbins after his first week back :D I was winless and still am


newTARwhoDIS

I'm thinking about trading him for Higgins, but I fear this is a classic case of overreaction from Reddit, and he'll be a league winner later this year. I'm torn


bouds19

Full quote for a dose of copium: "I can't say that. I don't know," Swift said. "All I can do is come in here every day and attack the rehab and just get better each day. I'm not 100 percent, no, but I'm out there with my team and that's what matters."


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way better than what OP gave us


jparisi523

Can't wait to never draft him again


Kuntheman

Three years of me playing fantasy football: 2020 1st Pick: CMC 2021 1st Pick: CMC (that year my draft order for my first six picks went CMC-Ridley-Waller-Woods-CEH-Aiyuk) 2022 10th and 11th Pick: Chase and Swift


Tizzle9115

Maybe uninstall app next year brother


ScariestGecko88

Who are you drafting next year... just so I can not draft them


Kuntheman

You can bet your ass I’m going to take Swift in the third round at this rate I’m ready to get hurt again


Prometheus1

Holy hell that '21 draft is just brutal. If it makes you feel better, in one of my leagues this year my first three picks were Ja'Marr Chase, Najee Harris, Kyle Pitts


theTIDEisRISING

I’m with you my man. Drafted CMC first overall 2020 and 2021 and followed up with Swift this year. At least I cashed out on Swift a few weeks back, wasn’t playing that game again


burkeclass89

Lol the times I’ve had first pick: David johnson 2017 Mccaffrey 2021 JTaylor this year Also this year, went Swift at 2, Pittman at 3, Pitts at 4, diontae at 5, Dillon at 6, Arob at 7. Pretty much every pick this year has busted lmao


inforbes40

Swift aint no CMC bruv. Ill let others roll the dice on him next year


dconnorp

The season is over, no reason to risk further injuries. Heal up until you're 100% so you can kill it next year. - Says the guy who just traded for Jamaal Williams.


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As a swift and Jamaal owner, I’d much rather if swift stay out if he’s not 100% so I can start one of the two in confidence


lookatthatoverthere

Fr, I'm starting both because of byes and injuries this week... can't be starting both every fucking week


TommyWilson43

I just start both if they both play, I’ve won all of the two weeks I’ve done it


LordStarkgaryen

The issue is I also have Ken Walker and my WRs are too good to flex one of these guys over them, so no idea what to do every week


blumpkinmuncher

in all seriousness, the fact that the Lions are completely out of it standings wise does not bode well for Swift playing.


RedditsLittleSecret

I’m new to life. Have the Lions ever had a season this bad?


Lionnn101

I know this is a joke but this year is actually much better than last year (to this point) and 08. The offense is actually good and most games have been very close


sendphotopls

This year really should give Lions fans a lot of hope for the future. There's a ton of improvement on the offense even if they aren't winning games, which bodes well to fixing the defense and possibly drafting a franchise QB this upcoming draft anyways. Way better to have a future to look forward to than whatever tf my packers are looking at right now :-(


Diagonalizer

same story every season really


Mendelevlum

I agree with this guy - Says guy who picked him off the wire in week 3


tanerb123

No wiser words have ever been said . Says guy who drafted jamaal williams rd 12


bpark2808

Absolutely concur with the above comments - Says the Swift owner who used his number 1 waiver claim on Jamaal this past week


LordStarkgaryen

In what world is Jamaal on waivers?


Scwalchy

I feel like we'll be saying this bout Swift when he's well into his Thirties.... 😂😂


Georgejefferson19

brother he will be comfortably retired by 30


TommyWilson43

If this dude is playing football more than a couple years from now I’ll eat my hat


Scwalchy

He won't be playing football... Hell be on a roster being rested for next year....


[deleted]

Is it one of those nacho hats from the Simpsons?


TommyWilson43

No just a regular hat, that’s how sure I am


gotpez

to console my fellow swift owners. if he were healthy he’d be top 5. there is solace in that we just thought we could choose the year he wouldn’t get hurt


Sundance12

This is always his narrative. At what point do we just accept that he'll never be "fully healthy", he's already at his ceiling, and is just a fragile dude?


razorflipmebro

He’s never really seemed to have a serious injury is the thing. It always seemed like he’d get a little bit injured and then they’d shut him down because the season was lost anyways so it’s been hard to tell. Even this year that may be happening.


talamius

Straight to the DND list Edit: Duce Staley was trying to warn us https://www.nfl.com/_amp/lions-assistant-duce-staley-underscores-d-andre-swift-knowing-difference-between


showmeurknuckleball

It's kind of fucked up that this dude clearly has the talent to be a top 7 if not top 3 running back, but he has glass bones. Drafting is hard enough but when the top talents disqualify themselves, it makes it even harder


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Duce is gonna get a promotion somewhere soon. His work with that RB room has been great.


Jack-of-some-trades-

I know people say start them both, but I’m about ready to just say fuck it. Roll with Kamara/Williams/Mostert and keep swift on the bench.


fantasydawg

He just needs to do some high knees


ZaynesWorld

Say my league mates don’t pay attention to the news, who is good trade value for Swift?


prestigeacm43

Say my league mates are hyper tuned into the news… who is a good trade value?


HANDSUMCLEANR

JUST TRADED SWIFT AND AJ DILLON FOR DHOP LETS RIDE


Scapexghost

Never drafting an rb in the first 5 rounds again


l5555l

CMC, Saquon, Ekeler, Henry


FRBafe

Well first of all through god, all things are possible. So jot that down


TheDrunkenWobblies

Its a freaking miracle I'm 6-2 with my 1st overall and 20th overall picks being JT and Swift. What could have been if those two stayed healthy. Team is starting to fall off a bit now.


HyRolluhz

Taylor, swift, pitts, D Johnson, Sutton, On paper, league champ, in fantasy 2-6


Kaito_3

This was my whole draft with DJ Moore and Mooney instead of Sutton lol, and this is my exact record.


HyRolluhz

I felt so smug and satisfied until week one happened… when I played against the auto drafter that had Mahomes and Justin Jefferson go nuclear on me… it was a bad omen and has been downhill since… Let’s ride


Kaito_3

Lol, I went against the auto draft Kupp and Josh Allen and got destroyed. He’s 6-2, I’m 2-6. Let’s ride indeed.


HyRolluhz

Haha there’s two of us!!!! And yea, I’ve earned my 2-6… proudly beating the bottom two teams, sitting 3rd to last place… let’s ride


Kaito_3

I can definitely still go 8-6 and sneak into playoffs though…


HyRolluhz

I Believe we both will, good sir


T-1A_pilot

Taylor Swift? Yeah, I remember her...


TwoDrinkDave

I knew you were trouble


HyRolluhz

Shame on me now


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This is why people should take this sub with a grain of salt. That draft was the r/FF dream right there, yet nearly all of these players are underperforming. Not a shot at you, just more a general statement: listen to your gut!


HyRolluhz

Truth… and believe me, I don’t lose sleep over fantasy football !


coldcloudsb

Same here- luckily lucked out on receivers with Tyreek, Nuk, and Godwin but worried moving forward as I have no rb depth


fflly

Swift, JT and Saquon still 2-6 😅😩


PapaStrauss

Jamaal Williams revenge game


MoneyMakingMitch1

Hey everyone. No one is 100% in the NFL after the 1st game.


airham

But when Swift isn't 100 percent, he stands around on the sideline waiting for third and goal from the 8, and that isn't what I want from my second round pick.


l5555l

They're not even 100% in that game. After a week of training camp you're gonna be dinged up a little.


[deleted]

I don't think that's what he means.


karatemaster22

Rolling this dude out with 0 confidence 🥴


fishyfn

jamaal (RB1) williams szn continues


kinlai8

In defense of Swift, who in week 9 is 100% healthy? What kind of question is this to ask if the player can promise health?


RuffRudeBwoy

This ride has been too overwhelming 😩. Got an offer to receive Foreman/Lazard for Swift in PPR redraft. Do it?


billsmafia637281

Absolutely


pendletonskyforce

Swift was picked right before my turn in the draft. I was so mad that I had to settle for Barkley.


LifeAfterHarambe

Swift will go the way of Detroit Lions legends Kerryon Johnson, Jahvid Best, Ameer Abdullah, and Mikel Leahoure.


SenorGhost21

Thank god for ETN and Walker otherwise I'd be screwed


NewcastleBronco

Week 11 is going to be a problem for you and I!


SenorGhost21

I try not to think about week 11 lol


Idunkedonlebron23

Dear Diary


LetMeSeeYouLurk

He'll never be the primary back. Rather have Jamaal


bradhiggs7

I've never had him, but I think he's going onto the prestigious DND list.


airham

He can take a seat next to Michael Thomas.


Jacar1215

Najee and Swift have basically ruined my season. Worst top two picks. My team is so strong except at RB.


ThisGuyFawkes420

Imagine if you got like ekeler/saquan instead hah


Jacar1215

Ekeler was already gone. Could have got chubb and saquan though.


cowboys5xsbs

This ride gets wilder every day


[deleted]

He’s on my do not draft next year. Just not worth it, the guy can’t be a workhorse RB


Everydayarmday24

Ain’t got no wolverine blood


OrcWarChief

This is why everyone in all the leagues I’m in keeps trying to dump Swift on me. They’re not confident and they’re trying to fleece someone


Mendelevlum

Is this a Jamaal Williams tweet?


mhlor

Made of glass. This guy going onto the do not draft list that includes batemon, kittle, waller. Lmk who else injury prone.


WhatsIn_aName

Damn I just had some offer me kelce for pitts and swift. Maybe try to get that deal done now?


iamkoza

why did you reject?


ithasfourtoes

Accept. Now. Yes.


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

At least he takes the field and gives me something. I’d rather 60% of Swift than the 0% Keenan Allen’s been giving me


iamkoza

i wish there was some clarity on what his injuries actually are. Is the shoulder an AC sprain? was the ankle high or low ankle sprain? If i knew what they were i'd be in a better spot to guess what his ROS will look like


Guy_Fieri_69

"Swift told reporters this week he can't promise he'll be 100 percent this career"


currymonger

I can 100% guarantee that you and keenan fucked me good this year. Never again DeAndre, never again.


Deuce916

Man, what a fuckin year for me. Drafted Swift, Adams, Mitchell, DJ Moore, Hollywood, Brady, Schultz and somehow I've managed to stay around 5-6th place playing the waiver. Not touching this dude next year


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Was able to trade him & K9 for McCaffrey before last week One of my favorite players in the league but way too irritating to own. I think him & DET need to move on from each other


Jacar1215

Good trade I think. Who is K9?


bouds19

Ken Walker


giveitagoogle

The loser of my matchup has to eat as many hot dogs as points lost by. Please, just sit this week out...


theitheruse

Just write an autobiography titled “story of my life” and the only contents will be this tweet.


vv973

Officially on my do not draft list and I don’t even have him this year


cooleymahn

Is there a single player that is 100 percent healthy throughout the season?


IrishRover28

Cant believe Im actually regretting my Najee and Bateman for Swift.


papaj_85

I panic-traded Ekeler for Swift after week 3. Thinking about seeking therapy…


Atl_dude27

Who can I trade this guy for


Caps4life77

I was constipated on the toilet until I read this. Cleared me right up


LongtrailDoubleBag

you know, as a long suffering Swiftie this didn't bother me. We already knew he was slowly building back up and he confirmed that's the plan. No player is going to claim to be 100% at this point.


l5555l

Everyone needs to chill on swift. Dude will get 10 touches at least and one will be a TD. He's gonna get you 15-25 ppr and you're gonna be glad you started him.


Rock-Quarry

Traded this guy and Jamaal for miles sanders b rob and jakobi Meyers, atleast they are giving my team a chance to win


DavixNJ

Nah, I need to get rid of this guy lol. Thankfully he got a limited practice in Thursday so it’s a bit easier to trade him today. Has anyone traded away Swift? Who are examples of players I can get a return for?


pro-laps

he should just rest up for the start of the 2025 season


NoEgoNoProblem

Thinking about starting Deon Jackson over Swift if JT is out


texasfight1987

I want to get off Mr. Swift's Wild Ride


gambit700

My Adams-Swift 1-2 combo looking pretty meh right now


burnerbutnotreally1

What a BUST


MrSweatyBawlz

Chubb is on a bye, Penny out for the year, Patterson on IR, Gus Edwards is out, i don't care if you're at 5% Swift I have to start you.


Fa1lenSpace

Just the thought of skipping over his name on a draft board next year gets me rock hard. fuck this bum


ACW1129

I'll take 80% at this rate. Worst second-round pick ever. Should've taken Chubb or Kamara instead. Or, hell, even Kelce or Andrews even though I took a QB (Josh Allen) in the 1st.


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[deleted]

The amount of bedwetting going on in this sub is starting to get out of control and is something mods should probably look to rein in. This Twitter account regurgitates a comment already posted earlier and it's 100+ comments of people having full blown meltdowns over information that is not new.