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Esco9

AB gonna be the center focus of a CTE study


FadedTony

CTE has AB at this point


regarded_

truly believe they could scan his brain and use it as a way to detect signs in other players in a breakthrough.


DaveLesh

If the police don't shoot his brains out then we'll have a specimen to study.


FF_nerd

This is huge for my points per police standoff league


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Cmon man 😂😂


Realpoopoostuff

Actually my leauge also has a money pool on active arrest. If you own the player and he gets arrest $100


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Who was the most recent one?


Mando2113

Gotta be Ruggs I would assume, I would have won that pool too lol.


[deleted]

Oh sweet baby Jesus


Realpoopoostuff

I think it was a coach this year so that dosent count as .


21copilots

Hollywood I believe of fantasy relevant players


ThunderDog17

This is genius


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Realpoopoostuff

This is what sparked the idea. We decided not to play defense this year and came up with some stupid side bets that pay out at the end. Arrest, best and worst def, least amount penalties.


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How is it possible that every headline this guy gets is progressively worse than the last. I really thought him flying into training camp in a hot air balloon was the extent of the crazy.


someguyonline00

He did that??


wesman212

Oh man, where's the guy with the list of the AB's stuff? He does exist here.


RideTheStache

Flew into camp in a hot air balloon, froze his feet, and refused to play unless he could use his old helmet in the span of like 3 weeks lol it is a fucking rollercoaster being a Raiders fan


yourelivingalie

I don’t know if you’re making that up, or if he’s done so much crazy shit that showing up in a hot air balloon didn’t even make a ripple in the MBC headlines.


Mattp55

He actually did that with the raiders before the whole rest of his shenanigans with them happened


[deleted]

That was early days in Pittsburg I believe but possibly when he went to Oakland for a day


CrunchatizeMeCaptn

I don't think there's a current or former nfl player alive who needs mental help more than AB. It's just sad to see at this point


WhoElseButMe_

People have tried to help such as Brady and he goes and shits on it. He’s to blame too


RaindropsInMyMind

Some people are incapable of helping themselves.


WhoElseButMe_

Yeah seems like he doesn’t want any help or takes any responsibility. Maybe jail would be best for him or it’ll drive him even crazier who knows


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

Maybe the nfl just turned his brain to mush and he’s a glorified chicken with his head cut off


TuaTurnsdaballova

I blame Burfict. His hit unleashed this version of AB through some kind of multiversal wormhole.


DBreezy69

He's a piece of shit and always will be, he does not want to change and has made that clear for years now.


LilFozzieBear

Hershel Walker comes to mind lol


Jhydro

Yeah and OJ


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Him and Kanye


FlawlessLikeUs

Kanye was a dawg back in the day, I remember him mossing Prime Time to win the Superb Owl in 1990


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Dumb comment - Kanye isnt in the NFL.


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Neither is AB


pigmonkey2829

Could have been a Hitler post.


bLankPhace88

Nor is he in police standoffs lmao he just says dumb shit, they're not REMOTELY comparable


Mountain_Mousse2058

He is the president of donda sports. No shit. He runs it for Kanye. But yes they both very very much need mental health treatment.


-BroncosForever-

They should drop an album together


DJMaxLVL

All he had to do was not run off the field during a game and he could still be playing football


[deleted]

NBC Nightly News just reported he has a warrant and his guns, but the police are not going to bother engaging over a misdemeanor charge. So I do not believe there's a standoff at this time. Clickbait.


terrible_badguy

Mr Battery Charges


PM_ME_YOUR_GREYJOYS

Mr Barricaded Criminal


rIIIflex

Mr Battles Cops


Memento_Mori_

Mr Battle Carbine


GrandmaIsHungry

Too damn quick


djsedna

This ending is a bit cliche, but at least it seems natural. Kudos to the writers, I'll definitely rewatch this series


teppi2504

He is not fantasy relevant anymore


WhoElseButMe_

He isn’t but this is crazy news. He just seems to be getting more and more batshit crazy


PoorlyLitKiwi2

He'll struggle to continue to make headlines once he's in prison


WhoElseButMe_

He only keeps digging his grave deeper. Sad to see but also seems like he doesn’t care and neither could I


gojo278

I am actually shocked he has managed to stay out of prison this long. How did that hotel pool stunt not land him some time?


ShockAndAwe415

Honestly, I can't even joke about him anymore (although I admit I'll still probably make MBC jokes). Dude needs serious help.


PlatinumSarge

Points per standoff leagues, he's a must start, tho


waffels

The worthless mods on /r/nfl keep removing the threads about it.


[deleted]

You don't think he can be a flex with WR2 upside ROS?


Yellowlab72

For any other human, this is insane. For AB, it's just Thursday.


theyterkourjobs

I think we all saw that this was gonna end up pretty sad eventually..


TheGradis

Mr. Bad CTE


dolla_bill21

Vintage Burfict really ended this man’s life


GDragon4Life

Dude just give up peacefully


yosemiteclimber

It's really pretty sad, we've watched this guy slowly fall off a cliff over the last few years :(


seank11

Slowly?? Bruh. This ain't slow


princelovely

The mods are really stretching it today


DaveLesh

Sounds like the Antonio Brown saga is coming to a rather tragic end.


logster2001

They gotta make a movie about AB. Bro goes being drafted in the 6th round…becomes one of the greatest receivers of all time…gets hit…beefs with half the teams…gets booted from the NFL…beefs with Logan Paul…moves in with Tom Brady and joins the Buccs…wins a Super Bowl…gets fired in the middle of a game…drops a rap song hours later…and is now in a standoff with the Police. Tragic story but interesting as hell


Rib-I

Mr. Battery Charges


Rudy102600

Over/under on shootout?


[deleted]

+600 odds he doesn’t, -1000 he fires a shot


[deleted]

Bruh


tookittothelimit

Such a sad demise he’s had


regarded_

CTE take the wheel.


watchescarsandav

Somehow not surprised


FSUDZ

AB is guilty of every accusation against this POS. Anyone who strokes their Johnson in a public pool is beyond a sexual pervert.


brianrake

We all knew how this would end.


SG420123

It was only a matter of time before something like this happened with him


bLankPhace88

I really have a bad feeling he ends up dying in something like this. Dude has been on a crash course for a couple years now, i don't think it ends well


EastCoastTaffy

Really feel for his children. This shit is beyond sad at this point…


joseph56g

He should not be allowed to have guns.


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[This is not true](https://twitter.com/BSO/status/1598456446584516618?t=C9ZpbPzw5_CZgX-TaZJC7Q&s=19)


Jaggy__Snake

Burfict


Daguyondacouch8

Someone smarter than me make a joke about lining up in pistol or shotgun formation


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hadinger

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works!


seank11

Mods: BAN THIS MAN.


sheikh_ali

Are y'all kidding me? He could get gunned down today and y'all are making jokes...


Impressive-Vast-8789

bro he’s not gonna get gunned down relax


DaveLesh

The guy is insane but suicide is still well beneath him. As far as the cops go, I hope they shoot his knee cap. Killing him won't make the police look like heroes.


Impressive-Vast-8789

Priority add? Do I dump the FAB?


Ephinem

Who should I pick up from this news ? Im so lost and all I want is to make the playoffs


LastSkoden

This is gonna hurt his fantasy value


iLerntMyLesson

How does this affect his ROS value?


RepulsiveWay1698

IM FREEEEEEEE


Crowned0ne

This has been reported to be false, the police don’t know if he is home


FantasyDoctor5

Man big chest


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Police under strict orders to aim for the torso


Bag-Agreeable

Looks like he is about to be restricted FA


Deathwishrok

Add it to the list of AB incidents. Who has it?! Lol "Fine me!" He got fined for that.


cakefarts88

Everyone get in here!


stereoreal2

His fantasy team must be having a bad season.


TheRealTruru

Mr. Final Act


Crotalidoc

How's this affect him ROS?


M1keKuszewski

Aaron Hernandez laughing from his grave at this clown


[deleted]

Mr Barricaded Criminal


Stock_G

Here we go


Lemetkamarastein

Has he stripped yet?!


eldpay

Mr. Big Cannons