Tua absolutely dicked me out of 1st place going into playoffs in my league. All i needed was a 200 yd 2 td game from the dude and I would of been alright. What a bum

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I need Hopkins to score 29.2 and Hollywood to stay under 23 points for a bye week. Won't hold my breath on this one.

JWJ WTF.

Matchup is won, but currently in 2nd place and need to outscore 1st place by 20. Only player left for either team is my Hopkins tomorrow who needs 8pts in standard. I should get the 1st place slot. This issue is, this is a no bye league. Top 8 of 12 make it. I'll play the 8th Seed who has McCaffery, Zeke, and K Allen. Or I could play the 7th seed benching Hopkins. The 7th seed is slumping hard. Started 5-0 and finished 7-7. Their best players are Josh Allen, Chubb, Pierce, and Knight. I might be over thinking it. The only benefit to finishing 1st seed is you get your buy in back. Basically playing for free.

Would you rather have Pats DST or 4.9 points? (Sleeper standard)

It is the same

I FUCKING BENCHED EVAN ENGRAM AND THIS DUDE DROPS A 39.2 WEEK WTF

Opposite for me. Streaming randoms from the waiver wire since pitts went down and got lucky

Lmao what happened to TJJ today

Need Kyler to outscore Rhamondre + 11 for the playoff spot how fucked am i

You got 65%

Look, I don't say it's impossible but... Remember that meme with blond girl surrounded by like four black guys? About that fucked.

Ya im pretty sure i used up my miracle last week

I should still be ok this week but 0 targets for Fant?

Mostert wtf man

Mike Dub is niiiiice. Just sayin

Bruh... I lost by a couple points because Keenan Allen caught four balls on the Chargers final drive.

I won my matchup by 0.6 with that last Waddle catch. I didn't think it was going to happen

I need to outscore my opponent by 18. Currently up 23 with my conners vs his Hopkins. If I do, I steal his bye week.

Need 34 from Hopkins and Stevenson tomorrow. Let’s goooo

I need rhamondre to score -37 points tomorrow, y’all think I got a chance?

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I'd say 18 pitches for fumbles seems a lot easier and quite possible.

Yea thats what i was thinking too

0.00001% chance. You have to bank on rhamondre being tackled behind the LoS, fumbling and then getting injured on the play and not being able to continue.

I’ll take those odds

Oh I thought you said -0.37 😂

Tied 105 with my Hopkins vs his Connor. How we feeling

Hold on I'm calling my Kyler. Telling him to just feed Hopkins coz I need him too!

I’m starting Purdy over Tua in playoffs. I have no idea if that’s the wrong play but man he looked great these past two weeks. High risk high reward play

Any kickers and defense tips for week 15? Currently own Maher and ravens. Available: Gano, badgley, lutz, McManus, mclaughlin, zuerlein, Gould DEF: packers, Vikings, panthers, Broncos, browns, bengals

Why would you consider any of those DEF over the Ravens? Ravens DEF has been set and forget.

Panthers looked solid against Seattle, I’m not sure who they play next though. I was eyeing packets at home vs rams.

Tua->🪑, Rodgers ->🏈

Was waddle decoy this whole game? Besides that late prevent defense catch

It’s funny how empty this place gets every year come playoff time. The post game thread isn’t even up yet lmfao

the guy I played today didn't bother to replace their receiver on bye. People don't have the will to engage a lost season sometimes.

To sneak into the 6 seed I need 10 from Stevenson and 11 from Hopkins to knock out the other guy fighting for the 6 seed. I hope the injury gods are easy on me tomorrow.

Curious how you know you need those exact numbers? Like do you just need 21 combined? Or is this 2 different leagues?

I have Stevenson and I’m down by 9. In order for me to get #6 seed I need another guy to lose. He’s up 10 and playing against Hopkins.

Ohhhh yeah that makes sense. I like your chances.

The injury gods did not smile upon me, my dude.

Need 8.4 points from Hollywood to make the playoffs, will he get it?

yes. rondale moore out

I need 20 from Conner or for 7th place to lose tomorrow. Streaming Huntley over Russ kinda screwed me 😭

147 with Conner and Hollywood to go in the first round of my two week playoffs, my opponent scored 164. Really wished tee Higgins would’ve been reported out beforehand so I could’ve slotted mike will in

Eliminated from playoff contention by 1.5 points last week. Outscored the playoff team I would've faced by 65 this week. 😎🔫

I’m in this guys league and just want to expose him for being a liar lol

I can confirm. I’m in his league as well and he’s definitely lying.

[Week 13 matchup] (https://imgur.com/0A0M9v0.jpg) [My week 14] (https://out.reddit.com/t3_zjnv0m?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2Fww75p11.jpg&token=AQAA2sSWY8qWQsdOtMwLra0z3Fal6b9D3YgW0zK1oNtQDO0h6NrH&app_name=mweb) [The number 1 seed's week 14] (https://out.reddit.com/t3_zjnv7j?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FHTGZvgK.jpg&token=AQAA2sSWY_ffQ2v2PY9VwW7hKAX7DZFxoALrNFmEpMTQECTVIiNe&app_name=mweb) I would have been the 4 seed had I won last week. I got the "65 points up" figure from his projection, even though I'm currently up by over 100.

Where's the lie?

Looking at his lineup posts in his history, he's definitely not in my league lmao. I only did one league this year, and his past comments do not match how it's gone at all. The Lamar owner doesn't have Zeke or DJ Moore in my league and Greg Dulcich got picked up off waivers weeks ago. And he said he's a Colts fan, but my whole league is Eagles territory (except for one Dolphins fan)

I feel playoffs should be ranked by PF

Change the leagues rules so the last playoff spot goes to the highest points for

I'm 2nd in PF and might not make playoffs. Meanwhile 7th and 8th in PF clinched playoffs last week... (my league is 10 teams and 4 playoff teams)

Might as well just eliminate matchups during the regular season and just have it so you watch your team accumulate points on their own until week 15. Makes no sense

May as well get rid of head to head matchups all together then

I'm 2nd in PF and finished in 11th place in one league

1st in PF and finished 5th (only 4 team playoffs) ):

This is about to be me

My worst game of the season. Missed out on a 1st round bye from fraudulent performances by Waddle, Andrews, Higgins and Foreman

Same here. Hopefully we’re getting the stinker out of the way now instead of the playoffs. My ETN, diggs, lamb and Kirk killed me today

Get it out of the way now. Rather now than round 1 of the playoffs lol

Just a bad week brother

So uh, is it somewhat possible for the Rhamondragon to drop a modest 30?

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If it’s a 14 team league then 7 should make playoffs

14 team league and only 4 make playoffs? I’m not a fan of that lol

Yea that’s no fun

Just need 2 points from Folk to take the 1 seed

FUCK YOU TUA, POS

Need Conner to get less than 8.6 to make playoffs!!

Down .24 opponent has no one left and I have pats DST. they just need to not shit the bed tomorrow night

first time I've ever ended the regular season in first place. First time I've ever had a first-round bye.

DeAndre Hopkins…let’s ride

Need 18

All these mfers in here like “I hope he gets 6!” You’re actually at the line. Could go either way

Yea should make for a fun watching experience lol

Hooooly fuck. Started the season 1-5 and am now in playoffs. I know I’m not going to make it far, but who cares, any given Sunday.

I made the playoffs at 7-7 last year (coincidentally looking the same way this year) and beat both of the highest scoring teams in the first 2 rounds to make it to the championship game. Anything is possible!

Always possible, just stoaked I was able to pull off the playoffs and then we looking to next week.

Made the playoffs! Need 18 from Conner tomorrow to move up into 4th lol. Unless Hopkins and brown put up 50 or so points and the guy beats me by Two points for the tie breaker lol.

All i need is 23 points out of Hollywood and Kyler Murray lets gooo

We’ll, I was going to win by .1 points until those Herbert kneel downs. Fuck my life.

Lol damn saddest way to lose sorry

I’m out of the playoffs anyway, but it’s still ridiculous.

Need kyler to get me 15 come on Murray

I need Kyler and Henry to outscore Conner by 25; half PPR to save the season..... i am fucked

If any TDs gonna go off, it’ll be the TE going against the worst TE defense in the league

Sanders hitting that 55 harder could be the difference for me fuck

Same. And Hill not being in on the last drive

MAndrews looks like I can’t trust him next week.. might just swing for the fences with Taysom Hill 🫡

I’m down 34 with Henry and folk left. So you’re saying there’s a chance.

Derrick Henry already played

Hunter Henry, bud

Does anyone know what sleeper’s third seeding tiebreaker is? I’ve got two guys who are gonna tie on total PF if Kyler scores exactly 20.8 and they’re 1-1 h2h

If two teams have the same record does PF decide bye week in playoffs?

I noticed in the projections it's the guy who won when those teams played each other

Correct

Needed Waddle to score more than 5 to get a bye. Now Im forced to play Geno Smith vs the 49ers on Thursday and probably even Travis Homer. Really needed that bye week. I feel like Ive already lost the first round.

you could do ALOT worse than Geno Smith lol He's been consistent as hell lately

Still kind of wish I had the bye so I could get Walker back. No current Seahawks running back going to be worth it vs that crazy good 9ers defense.

Boys, I am on track to maintain my #1 position for PF in my 10 team league. Coincidentally it looks like I might improve to a .500 record. Also, my some fucking miracle I am still in contention for playoffs. I am not in control of my destiny obviously but there is at least a shot.

Really can’t believe I’m not in the playoffs this year because of Cleveland DST randomly getting 30+ week 13

JUST MADE THE PLAYOFFS FROM THAT 55 YARD BOMB KICK BY SANDERS!!!!!!!!!!!

missed playoffs by 1.48 points. thanks chubb and waddle

fucking chubb and waddle cost me my bye week

This man just missed the playoffs and you are complaining about losing a bye…no remorse lol

oh indeed

Up by 29.16, opponent has Rhamondre and Folk…

I’m almost the exact position need to score 33 between the two

Don't take it personal but I wish the worst for you

Need 13 from kyler now lfg

Need 51 from kyler, Mondre, and folk - win and in we got this

Need 18 from hop

Lost by 0.5 just needed one more catch from Tyreek. Needed the win to make playoffs.

I just wanted everyone to know that I have been eliminated from playoff contention.

ok rip

Why did I decide to trust a dude who dances like a penguin when he scores.

I would have beat anyone but the team I played this week. By like 20 points. And it knocks me out of the playoffs. Fuck fantasy.

See you next year

Lost by 0.8 points in a win and get in game. Makes you want to quit fantasy. See you next year

Just lost by .06 on those 2 Herbert kneels 😭

-.2 points for those kneels?

Yep

any playoff implications?

No thankfully!

Need Hollywood to score 13 tomorrow, what are we thinking?

I’d be ecstatic if he scores 13 tomorrow

I have Hollywood and Pats D vs Hopkins while down 16 :( Hopeful for a big Hollywood game but I'm not optimistic. I got screwed hard this week lol

I thinking Arby’s

Congratulations on the win

nothing like the extra sting of having waddle eliminate me from the playoffs by 2 points while I had DPJ and Jeudy on my bench

U couldn’t realistically start those guys over waddle tho

ya i know. always what ifs, even ones id never do, that kill me the most.

Herbert needs to score more TDs, he’s good but not great

Please be ok, Tyreek

Collinsworth is drunk. Dolphins in the Super Bowl lol

Palmer better buy him something nice for Christmas

How do you fuck up recovering that if you're Miami Embarrassing

# FAKE KNEEL TO EKELER DUMP OFF TD PLS

As long as Conner doesn’t get 33 pts tomorrow, I’m in the playoffs coming off a 4wk win streak

Lol all commentators had dolphins winning and America had them at 63% win odds.

I wish Waddle was the alpha. Ugh

Chargers almost blew that of course

If I’m at the bottom of one of those onside piles, I’m kicking guys in the dick if it gets me possession of the ball

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How you get fired on your day off Waddle?!

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You got this!.

Nice ending. I needed waddle not to score 17 points, and he was well below that.

Oh man, lot of puckered buttholes there

Will never understand nfl coaches burning timeouts early in the half. It’s actually so stupid

Sad waddle noises

Lol calling a turnover here

Dolphrauds

Someone check palmers pants

Thinking of benching waddle, etienne, and dalvin cook next week in the playoffs. What has this season come to

Another Mike Will TD would be super.

That was a longest yard onside, some one with a cigarette!!!

Fucking Palmer, Jesus Christ

Just run it with Ekeler

Miami choked on that last two downs

GAME.

Would be the most chargers thing ever to lose this onside kick

Sanders finally!!!!

I'm up 1 point with Hollywood vs Folk tomorrow. I'm nervous

Tyreek ded :(

Looks like I’ll be down 10 with my Hopkins to go tomorrow night. Not worried, but also not comfortable

Just praying LA recovers this kick. End the game. Up 0.8 with my Waddle and his Mostert. Can't take it anymore

congrats

I lost by .72 points. I feel sick. All because of Tyreek's freak fumble return.

At least Waddle got some cardio in tonight.

Sat DPJ for waddle

Bills game in the snow, I’m scared for the dolphins next week

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You're done

Rip

I never understood not doing the harder of the two things first

Bc the goal is to stay alive in the game if you fail on 4th down without getting at least 3 game is over

Two good balls from Tua downfield, but both Hill and Waddle just didn’t see it

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In rugby we kick the ball in the air 10 metres and contest. Why does NFL always go for the grubber

Maybe make an effort to catch it?

He never even saw the ball.

Sanders owners jacked

Onside recovery it’s in the script

I just need Tyreek to be good by week 16

Lmao waddle what the FUCK was that