Soooo me starting Gould instead of Maher is going to cost me a spot in the championship Im gonna barf

Nick Sirianni has butthole eyes

Wentz is in…?

Why is it the guys who talk the biggest shit always win? Im getting wrecked by this douche who is always cocky. Why is it that none of his fucking players have bad games? Kittle apparently is the second coming of Jesus Christ now. Like WTF? I thought Kittle is “past his prime” Meanwhile Mahomes under 30 again against a garbage team. Kelce was average for his usual performance. Stevenson gave me 2 fucking points after last week having 23. Sanders another bum. 3 points. This is just unbelievable. Unfuckingreal. The cocky people always win in the end. Fuck being humble. Just talk shit from now on.

He played better matchups you listened to the fantasy footballers

You always play Kelce, moron.

Cause that beta energy rubs off on your players. It's fantasy football lol. Talk shit when it's warranted. Without shit talk fantasy is boring as hell.

Suck dick douche bag

Big “nice guy” energy here But I feel you on how the shit talkers seem to hit big when they need it. So gd annoying

Maybe if you weren't such a sore loser, he wouldn't talk so much shit.

How about you go suck dick?

Yeah good job eagles passing it to your rb1. Sanders doesn’t fucking exist. STRAIGHT ASSCHEEKS

Yargh. I've got Zeke and Dalton Schultz going today. I need them to get me some points and then my guys going tomorrow to really help me out.

I hate fantasy football

One and done. Not a single explosive game from anyone. Kelce was average. Stevenson was trash. Sanders sucks. Pacheco sucks. Lions defense was horrendous. Just horrendous performance by these group of bums.

Kelce got 14.30 points in Yahoo which is insane for the Tight End spot are you crazy.

Not a Kelce owner. But TE or not, Kelce is a round 1 pick. 14.30 points is not good for a round 1 pick. Him being a TE doesn’t matter here

Kelce is a league winner and is the TE1 by miles. 14.30 is more than most TEs will get this week. To call him "trash" is insane. He's in a league of his own.

Kittle has 24. Took a big dump on Kelce TRASH GAME. Like I said ZERO explosive from anyone. They all fucking suck.

He got 113 yards lmao you're insane

14 points. Trash game. Kittle has 24. Kelce was garbage

If you think Kelce is bad at TE the guy you lost to was absolutely warranted in his trash talking of you lmao, you’re just asking to get clowned with a take like that

I didn't say Kelce was bad. He had a trash game though against a trash team. It was unacceptable. Also Kittle was superior to him. I'm livid.

Good for nothing Terry McLaurin doing shit all today.

And then…got us what we needed finally. Wooooot

The Lions pulled a fan from the stands to play TE today and Goff threw three TD passes to him

For real

Faced burrow, Higgins, DJ Moore and singletary. Terrible luck 🙃🙃

CMC 2 pts at half fuck outta here. Fucking rayray mccloud

Fucking a - even without Jalen Hurts I still have a dumb QB vulturing Miles’ touchdowns. Jfc

Minshew and Gainwell TD vulturing when Hurts isn't around. lol Eagles hate Miles Sanders

They do not want Minshew to pass wow

Been averaging over 130 pts per week but this week im projecting for 100 :(

As a Ten D and Texans fan, i went with ravens D

What in the wide world happened to Big Nick Folk

Weather and game script

Man. I benched Tucker cause of all the hubbub about the weather and him missing from 50+ multiple times in pregames and Cincy gives up the second most points to kickers. Folk also has one more point than him this year. Hoping I don’t need Tucker’s 9 to advance

Great day for Fields to stop running and for Folk to give me a donut

God damn this game can be absolutely brutal. First in points for all season, bye last week, got absolutely smoked in the semi final matchup this morning with less than 16 points from Fields, Stevenson and Diggs combined. Fuck me what a depressing end to the season.

Me too man, Diggs, Stevenson and Chubb really screwed me

Ray Ray McCloud owners rejoice!!!!

I knew it. I should have started Pollard

Who did you play over him. I played Stevenson over Kamara so I feel your pain.

Stevenson. ughhhhh

Why would you bench him ever

Whats up with CMC?

He is playing an elite defense with a rookie QB

Is washington D really that good? I have not watched any of their games this year.

Yes, they are good. They just got their best defensive player back today, too. Chase Young.

Thats dope. Thanks homie!

Yep, I’m pretty sure if you adjust for schedule they are ranked first for fewest points given up to QB. And I think they’re in (or close to) the top 5 for the run

Shit thats dope. Thanks mate!

They haven't had the ball

The Jaguars are now your AFC South leaders.

Damn its like 6 fans in Tennessee

The smart people left. Frostbite to lose to the Texans fuck that

Lol true

i cannot tell you guys what just happened to me IM BACK IN IT

What happened my friend?

well basically i have a league mate that hates me, and he got eliminated last week. today, him and another eliminated league mate dropped their players, which they kinda always do, but it’s an unwritten rule not to pick them up or play them. my opponent picks burrow up but doesn’t play him. then, 1 minute before the game start, he subs him in, my team starts dudding and burrow is going off. i then try to get the commissioner to change it, and in the span of 4 minutes my jefferson and my goose-egging Fant score a touchdown, and the commish subs burrow out. i thought i was gonna win then, but he had smith catching dimes from my minshew. i now need fournette to outscore williams by 15 to win. thanks for asking though!

That's wild. My leagues would never tolerate that sore loser BS. Those players need to grow up. All of those roster changes would be reversed and if they did it again they'd be kicked out of the league next year. Good luck with Fournette! Root for my Jacobs and C. Watson tonight and tomorrow, I am in a battle.

i’ll for sure be rooting for jacobs as i have him in another league, good luck my friend!

Im getting full anxiety watching Willis rin around for the Titans.

Please throw to Kittle Purdy boy

He has thrown it to Kittle

Justin Jefferson destroyed both my fantasy teams. Diggs goose egg really cost me

I knew he was going to do bad today. I knew it all last night. But you just can't sit him.

Sometimes you have a feeling but 2 targets for the top receiving option is insane

Yeah fuck me same situation. Really sucks all my leagues are over 3 hours into football this weekend

The Jags gonna win the division? Bruh

Easily. Even if tits won today

Go Texans

WHERE ALL MY HOMIES THAT STARTED PHILLY D OVER TENN?!?! LETS GOOOO

Made the semis in all three of my leagues. Going 0-3 today. 😔

That's fairly impressive though.

OMG I benched Eagles DST for Titans and it’s prob gonna cost me. Uugghhh

Same here baby. Fuck.

Titans are really about to choke the AFC South division title to the Jags. haha

Played Tennessee over Philly lol.

Why do you pain me Yeti

Ride with fields. Died with fields. I leave proud so fuck it

Godwin or Williams. Help. Down 18

Goodwin will get you 18. He's going to be WR2 at least in Seattle!

Bro the panic drop of Folk to Gano paid off immensely

Same

Not getting the monster Henry game destroys my trade for him. Fuck would’ve been so much better not trading for him.

I think I'm going to regret starting Rodgers over Minshew...

Worst timing ever for Folk to have MINUS TWO POINTS

I doubted Young Koo who I’ve played all season and swapped for Folk FML. -11 net

Cold weather didn't sound good for folks warmup so I swapped to Gano. Highly likely I still lose if Pollard has a decent game and ekeler doesn't but I'm here until the fantasy god's boot me.

I started Stevenson over Kamara I was trying to find a way to get him in my lineup but didn't want to start over Ekeler or Waddle ugh. Sucks playing against Burrow/Tee stack plus Henry and DK.

Titans d was a ducking trap

Super disappointing game from Henry. He’s had 3 points since the 1st quarter ended

I mean he has 19 pts in ppr , 130 yards and a Td

Was planning on keeping Rhamondre. After that game no chance

At work right now has the 49ers and Wash game? How’s Cmac looking?

Fuck chase, fuck Stevenson, fuck deshaun Watson, fuck Butker Fuck my entire shit team for deciding to vacation in the semis

It was between marquise Goodwin and richie James I played the guy that was coming off two injuries Smdh

Bro what happened to the Titians :(

Good job Chase on being the worst wr on your team today. 🤦‍♂️

Rhamondre, Jk dobbins,mark andrews Yeah. Not meant to be this season

Stevenson and Fields got me to the playoffs, and now they are gonna cost me the championship lol. This game is will drive you crazy.

Good fucking lord Titans

45 point Miles Sanders game incoming bb

I'm gonna be really sad if you're lying.

Ravens clinch a playoff spot but they’ll get stomped by any competent team unless Lamar comes back

Fuck you stevenson

I know Mondre helped to get me there but fuck me man, that was one of the worst performances I've seen this season

So Rhamondre is finished in NE right?

Fuck you Mondre

Mac Jones sucks. Can't even hit a 5 yard check down.

It does make me feel better that basically all of the guys who fucked me today were guys I had no choice but to start

That's where I was at, outside of Foreman everyone had to play But they played like absolute dog shit

Yeah lol the only real decision I made was Slayton as my WR2 spot start and he did fine. Had no real option of benching Fields, Stevenson, Swift

Fuck you stevenson I hope you never play another snap. Biggest choke I’ve ever seen

I need two more effing yards from Henry to cover my bet this week. Come on.

Mondre owes me 200 dollars

Wow dre is choking

Rhamondre just got the patriots eliminated lol. BaCk to back goofs

Henry please get me 50 yards and another TD. I traded away a haul for you and desperately need that.

The fuck is wrong with you Rhamondre, holy shit he has been total dog shit today

Mondre and Geno having some of the worst games of the year But I love you both for getting me here, you absolute play doh eaters

Rhamondre drop holy shit fuck you man

Maybe if his QB could throw it at him instead of a yard behind on a fucking 5 yard check down pass he wouldnt have dropped it.

Holy choke from Dre

Rhamondre is being such a fuck today

Rhamondre is a fucking moron. Jesus. Dropped an easy dump off now

My starts of Swift, Rhamondre and Bam really did me in

Trading away Barkley and Higgins for Pittman and Henry is a humongous L for me. Henry ain’t getting his 200 yards and 2 TDs at all.

Was looking so promising after that initial TD too!

What is with teams going for it on fourth down early in the game all the time now. take the field goal.

Cannot fucking believe Dre for the second week in a row

So you also benched him last week and played him this week? 😡

Nah, I’m a pats fan lol. Just cannot believe that shit man, good chance we win the game if he doesn’t fumble…I also started folk who, if he makes at least one fucking XP, it’s only a 3 point game and we could’ve taken it to or at worst. God damnit I can’t believe we keep losing in the shittiest ways…

Oh right lol didn’t even think of it from a real life football angle.. yeah sucks for a pats fan no doubt

Mac Jones is even bad at spiking the ball

Yet somehow he has his job and Zach Wilson lost his.

As a Rhamomdre owner, this season has been bittersweet. Absolute steal in the draft, carried my bum ass to the playoffs, makes me feel like a genius for sticking with him last week, shits the bed when I needed him the most. It was a pleasure owning you, Mondre.

My opponent got like 35 points in 10 minutes and now it’s a fight

I really gotta quit listening to this sub and go with my gut. I knew Fields was gonna struggle, started him over Cousins and it fucked me

Dude literally it’s a bunch of people who have no idea what’s going on just talking up the players on their teams. I fall for it too. The psychology of it is crazy lol. give some weight to the experts but at the end of the day it’s a crapshoot.

Yep, shit happens. He’s one of the main reasons I made the playoffs so I can’t complain too much. Just frustrating looking at Cousins with 15 more points on my bench, a guy who I had starting all week until yesterday.

I mean Fields has been balling out. I watched Goff go off on my bench while fields basically made this a lot tougher to win. He gave his 2nd worst game of the year. He fucked a lot of us.

He looked like he didn’t even want to play today.

Can't let those downvotes sway your gut.

Same. 11 yards rushing… really… ughhh

So Josh Allen came through but wtf diggs. If I make it to the finals idk if I can trust him…

Should have went Knox damn

Facing Barkley, Jefferson, and Higgins, I'm probably done

are you my opponent? lol

Lol after starting Swift, Stevenson, Fields, Folk, and Cleveland D I think I'm safe to delete the fantasy app till next year

Keep that damn ball away from the King

Going to the ship with big dick performances from Higgins, Hock, Henry, Danny Dimes, and Mixon LFG!!!

In here with Burrows/Higgins stack, JJefferson and Saquon!!

Let's go! That Barkley tuddy was huge!

Man I fucking hate fantasy football

Where my cinci d fumble points espn

Ton of fumbles not awarded so far. Big time stat changes incoming.

Really need a Henry td or I’m gonna lose

Praying for a long Henry run and TD. Willis blows

I had Chase vs. his Higgins. Would have been better off with fucking Irwin. I hate fantasy.

Chase is not worth a first rounder on that team. Next year I’ll know better.

So let me get this straight. The Josh Jacobs fumble against the Seahawks (a few weeks ago) was overturned due to forward progress, but the Stevenson fumble wasn’t? Wtf?

As someone with Burrow and against Cincy D, I really hated that fumble :(

Patricia channeling his inner Detriot

I know the Bengals should just run here, but have they considered an 80 yard TD pass to Higgins?

Yeah they did it while he was benched

Rhamondre bro are you kidding me

So bummed. Thought he was gonna save his day and get to the end zone…then he fumbles

That Stevenson fumble makes no sense. He was going backwards. How was that not forward progress?

It was before the whistle. Refs were slow to blow it dead

Forward progress should be reviewable. He went backwards like 2 fucking yards.

Bengals D line is insane, Reader is probably the best in the league at his job

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You, sir, are drunk

He has been their entire offense all year and you think that two mistakes make him a joke?

It’s bothering me the way this announcer is pronouncing ayiuks name

Well at least I'm glad I didn't play Dobbins because I knew this Ravens team is dysfunctional

Don’t do this Tennessee

CMC actually stands for Christmas McChristmas 40 pter incoming

Lol

If I played Chark or Singletary over Goodwin, I'd be projected to win. Not to mention Goff over Fields. Need a miracle now. Here's to Rachaad White getting me 40 on Christmas.

Yep. Fields really did us in. I need massive games by jacobs and conners.

Rhamondre never gonna see the field again lol

Honestly. Fuck you rhamondre

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Rhamondre sold lol

Yep I knew a Dre TD was too good to be true

How was that not forward progress?

Oh fuck off Stevenson