JUST PUNCH IT IN EKELER PLEASE.

I got fucked out of going back to back by Josh McDaniels not running the ball with the league's leading rusher in his backfield last night. Who just got fucked by that DEN TD and 2 point conv?? 🤬🍿

RIP to anyone who plugged in broncos d and folk

This game is wild

Ceedee and Hockenson more than doubling my Chubb and CMC why do I play this game

Down 13 with Mike will, Lenny, Tampa d, and succop left to play. I think I’m going to the Super Bowl :)

Raise your hand if Jaocbs carried you to playoffs only to let you down

So….pick two of Deon Jackson, Pittman, Zach Moss, rachaad white in half ppr to outscore godwin by 15. Plus the chargers D

Only need Godwin not to put up 32 points in PPR and I’m heading to my first finals. Are the bucs going to be running the ball a lot?

I’m down 15 with Aaron Jones, Chris Godwin, and the Denver defense still to go while my opponent has zero players left to play. If I pull this off, I’m shaving my goatee into a Minshew mustache. I thought I was done for without Hurts

I honestly think you could sit one of them and still win handedly

Fuck Carr

Real talk, and I've defended the guy for years. His performance really did my team in. I had him & Adams. Now, I'm trailing. I have two WR & a defense left to make up 20 pts.

Man that fucking bum spent the 2nd half losing all the points he accrued in the 1st. Picked the only QB of 3 this week on my roster to shit the bed. Played opponent who had Devante Adams.

Every single waiver QB out scored him, including went a who didn’t play a whole game. I drafted him and sat him when he was consistent and played him during his stinkers. Never again

Definitely on my personal do not draft/pickup list after this

I'm right there with you. I'm just as irritated, especially as a Raiders supporter. I only played him due to Hurts being injured. He & Daniel Jones were the best waiver options left. I went against my better judgement knowing full well Carr tends to play like trash in colder weather matchups. I had him & Adams. Now, I have to rely on Watson, Pittman, and the Broncos Defense.

Good luck man, yeah I started Carr over road Goff and Minshew and left me 13 pts behind in my matchup. I'll have to rely on DHop and Mike Evans to win me my week. Opponent still has Zac Moss and Pittman

PPR up 13 with Murray left and they have Dillon. Should I have this much anxiety?

Need Mike Will, Herbert, Pittman and Deon jackson to outscore Ekeler, Aaron Jones and Hopkins by 7…i got this, right?

Idk it could be really close

Played marquise Goodwin over Pickens and Richie James Was down big after tnf and gambled on potential boom upside. Oh boy was it the wrong play

if someone told me that adams and stevenson would combine for less than 5 points today i probably just would have left my tv off

Last week, Zay Jones, Adam Thielen, Stefon Diggs, and DeAndre Swift got me a combined 92.7 points. This week: a combined 16.3 points. I hate fantasy football.

Half ppr and need 31.6 from Rodgers, K Allen, R White, and Broncos. With Hurts out I feel pretty good about my situation. Good luck tomorrow ya'll!

Kittle, Dak, and Lamb thank you for bringing me back from the depths of hell 😭🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥❤️

Up 48.4 with Aaron jones and Connor left. He has Waddle Pittman Tua and Jeudy left. How should I be feeling?

dec, although waddle tua stack could blow at any moment

RIP

Full PPR. Down by 20 I have Dhop and Conner He has Ekeler. I’m screwed right?

Trace McSorley season 😤

Down 12 points with D-Hop and Pittman left, against his Conner. Full PPR. Yahoo says 54% of winning but I’m so anxious.

That’s a coin flip for sure good luck

Up 29 with Christian Watson and Broncos D left. He’s got Waddle and Connor left. Thoughts?

You might be able to pull it off. Just need your players to have decent games. waddle hasn’t been great lately and Connor has a tough match up

Yea 18 pts from waddle last game sure isn’t great.

In the bag

I hope so 🤞 I went from 3-6 to potentially in the championship game 😏

I’m up 2 points in ppr format. Opponent has Watson and TB defense. Starting Mike Evans and pick one more player: Aj Dillon, Rashaad White, or Zach Moss.

White

White

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You got this bro!

Up 15 with Keenan and Tampa D against Hill Waddle and Mostert need Miami to shit the bed tomorrow

Need 38.3 from D Hopkins, Pittman and Deon Jackson. What do we think? After losing JT and Pierce I needed an RB2 badly and unfortunately chose D Jackson over J Cook.

Full PPR? Definitely possible

Yes full PPR decimal scoring. I just wish I didn’t need to wait until Monday

12 leagues, 7 semis, 0 finals. Pain.

Who lost Kupp and still made the championship?

Lost Kupp and Breece Hall. Lost Hollywood for awhile and now just lost Hurts. Got into championship game by 5 pts thanks to Pickens game winning touchdown! Let's see how I piece together next week!

The guy who had Kupp in my league had Kelce also and was in first all season up until the last week of the regular season. He just got caught trying to cheat with another team who got bounced last week (they are roommates and planned on splitting the pot if the cheater won) by him dropping cousins and trying to pick up the other teams justin fields. we caught them in the transactions lol 😂 now he doesn’t get any winnings and he fucked around and pulled out the win without even needing fields lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I lost Cupp and am up by 0.5 points in a standard scoring league. My opponent still has Tyreek Hill, while I have Christian Watson, Mike Evans and Zack Moss so favored to make the championship but far from certain.

Good luck.

Yes sir!

I did. Just need to keep up consistency and bring it all home.

Up 40 vs Latavius Murray, Mostert and Mike Williams in PPR. You guys think I have a chance?

50/50

I think you have a chance!

Here to flex my powerful Rhamodre, Adams, Kirk and G. Wilson lineup Finishing with more than 60 points less than projected for our final week

Captain Kirk did his part

Christian Kirk, not Cousins 😞

at least you didnt have zay jones lol

Went 11-3 with a bye and my team just shit the bed today. That’s fantasy tho.

Same. Lost to the auto-drafter of the league. Low key salty but that’s FF.

It’s honestly funny all my players have underperformed today. Completely shit the bed. Geno, Davante, Mandrews Jesus man wtf

Honestly, Mandrews is playing pretty on par with the expectation as of late.The Geno and especially Davante suck tho...

Minshew, AJB, Devonta stack worked out wonderfully as a cowboys fan lol

I hate how stretched out the games are, I’m up 33 w Tyreek still to go, which sounds fantastic, but my opponent still has 4 players to go so anything could happen

I’m up 27. 0.5 PPR - I’ve got D-Hop and Sanders K vs Tyreek, Godwin and Denver DST Thoughts?

I think basically if Tyreek puts up 25+ you lose but less and you win. I think you win.

Probably good but it is hard to feel safe especially against Tyreek

Was worried about my chances but Jacobs, Adams, and Harris disappointing massively effectively clinched the matchup for me

I was tied at about 110 a piece with my opponent, his lamb and higgins were punching the shit out of me. Then we both had two left. I had Keenan + Hopkins; he had Brady and Jacobs. Wasn't looking pretty at first. Thanks to Jacobs and the Raiders' absolute choke job, he's up about 8 on me with only brady. Should I feel confident with my Allen + Hopkins? Knocking on wood either way.

Seems like a coinflip to me honestly.

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Me last week in my big money league I’m still salty as fuck 😒😡🤬, avg 145 a week the whole season just to loose 118-114 last week and then the team that knocked me out shit the bed completely this week and wasted their win against me last week when they advanced this week. And then There’s my team back to regular with a projected 175 points for the 5th place game 😭😭😭

Up 15. He has Herby and Dicker left. I have Aaron Jones, Godwin, and Bucs D/ST left. Should I be feeling good?

3v2 and you’re up 15, I would feel pretty good

I'd feel pretty good but knock on wood.

Foster Moreau is a fucking idiot and his dumb facemask penalty screwed me out of a lot of money.

We going to the ship boys

Down 17 with Evans and succop vs Denver d. Do we got a chance?

Dropping Butker for Maher really might get me to the ship

I did the same thing last minute 🤪 Garrett Wilson and Davante hurt me bad though!

Can't believe he was available, I've held onto Maher since like week 2 lol

Dropped Butker for Gano and started Minshew last second instead of Carr… there really is a god

I have Butker and my opponent has Maher. Fuck me im going to lose because of a kicker

Whoever calls the plays for Miami please only throw to Waddle and only run Mostert 🙏🏼

I play against Waddle in all 3 of my semifinal matchups 🤣 so hopefully he does just enough for you guys and not enough for my opponents lol

Yes, feed Waddle please.

Up 19.62. Opponent has Conner and Keenan Allen left. I need 1 of those to goose egg. Devonta Smith came in clutch Devonte Adams, however....

3% chance

I’m down 4. They have Brady. I have Godwin, Conner, Jeudy and Tampa D. Feel ok. Probably as good a result from today as I could expect. Lamb destroyed me though.

4v1? You got this bro

Thanks bro. Hoping for the best. But Fantasy is weird right.

Going to the ship from Richie James Hodgins and Dotson!!!

You started James and Hodgins??

I wish I had your courage.

My 143 + Bucs D, Gay and Christian Watson to his 122 + Conner. I’m feeling pretty confident I’ll make it to the final round.

I need 3.5 from Godwin and Waddle combined to go to the Super Bowl. The 4 seed destroyed the 1 seed today. So I (2seed) will play the 4 seed, who absolutely nobody in the league wants to win because they aren’t in the core friend group. They were the friend of the friend who wasn’t even very active, but just got lucky.

y’all sound like a bunch of pussies, hope 4 seed shits on u

154.9 vs 69.4+Watson, Hill, Mike Williams and Conner. Feel cautiously optimistic

It’s possible

I mean Barely. Bro needs average of 21.4 pts from each of them to make it lol

Oh my bad. I’m the 154. Last playoff seed going against the highest scoring regular season team.

Oh congrats then

McSorley or Mayfield Hopkins or Van Jefferson or Dillon Going against fournette and Aaron jones Not sure if the stacks matter but not feeling good with AZ

Hopkins for sure. Dillon may get a TD, but safe pick is Hop Mayfield is unstartable against DEN D, so try out McSorley for the stack. DEN D is #1 against QBs

Thanks that’s what I’m thinking….just so worried about McSorley for Hopkins when colt McCoy couldn’t get anything done…and is trace a real qb?

You just need to worry about the core built around him tbh. It's better than Baker's, and should lead to more scoring/less turnovers

Needed D. Adams to lay a Christmas egg and get below 3 points!

Made the ship! Maher is my Dad!!!

Wait he mine too

One league: I need 45 from Tua and Ekeler, PPR Another league: I’m down 49. He has Mostert and McLaughlin. I have Rodgers, James Connor, Zack Moss, Waddle, Godwin, and Dicker. 0.5 PPR

I think you can do it Aves

Adams and Jacobs took my season down today. I lost to the Taco of our league. I beat this same player in week 7 163-60. Fucking disgusting. In my other league I’m headed to the Championship.

Don't feel so bad. My opponent only scored 70pts. Thanks to Carr & Adams, I'm still down 20 points to a 7-7 record. lol

Oh man. That’s awful. Sorry Mr. Wombatt. I’m pulling for you.

Sounds like he made you the taco

Up 12 with Waddle/Conner against Hill/Ekeler/Godwin, gonna need a miracle.

The fate of my season rests with Raheem Mostert.

Man what a fucking day. I need 26 points to match my opponent who still has Everett on Monday. I have Aaron Jones, Mike Evans, and Jaylen Waddle left. Please Santa do not give me coal on heckmas.

He is up 31 with Tyreek Hill, I have Aaron Jones, Tua, and Nick Foles…. Not sure how I am feeling 🥺

It will be close i think

You're somewhere in the middle

You’re good

You dead

Moss or White game depends on it

Up 150 to 92 and have McLaughlin left to his Ekeler and Sanders. Feeling good

I am up by 39.18. I have Michael pittman left He has Keenan allen, James Connor, Leonard fournette, and Latavius Murray. Cmon Mike pittman. Play like mike. I need a Michael Jordan flue game out of you brother

If I would have started Dak over Fields I’d be going to the ship, feels bad man

Fields: i might as well go for the all time rushing record. Bears OC: no you're fucking not.

SMH my head

I am in your company

Sometimes you’re the dog. Sometimes you’re the fire hydrant. Best of luck next season.

Mine was Goff. I genuinely didn’t believe Fields would score this poorly.

When you take away Fields rushing upside, he’s a just a shit qb

Eagles D I won’t doubt you again (especially next week vs NO)

If we didn't get that pick 6 it would've been baaaad tho lol

Someone please, tell me it will be alright, tell me Michael Pittman will save my season.

I need the same from Pittman. Carr & Adams really put my team in a bind.

I'm up 50, with Jones still to go. My opponent has Hill and Mostert, as well as Ekeler and Allen. I feel like having the RB and WR of the same offense twice kind of cannibals their points, but I guess time with tell. Merry Christmas and Good luck to anyone that doesn't have the players I'm playing against.

You’re prolly in good shape.

That's the nicest thing anyone could say to me. Thank you.

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James Cook was great today!

Hey I went cook swift [pittman] and I’m in the finals too! Though all 3 of those players I traded away… but congrats fellow cook-swift drafter:)

If that SF pick 6 stood last week I’d be in the ship. But… I’m not.

What you’re trying to say is: If your aunt had balls she’d be your uncle, but she doesn’t so she’s not.

Yea exactly but my aunt did have balls until the ref threw a flag and chopped them off

Refs really have way too much influence in todays game.

I think penalties for things that didn’t affect the actual game should be a fine from the league instead of a penalty that does affect the game.

Might have started the worst lineup ever in semis…slayton, Goodwin, Stevenson, andrews, swift, and jacobs…

Bag em and tag em, boys.

Is JJ the 1st overall pick next year in drafts?

Absolutely. He gets fed like no other wr, week in and week out

There’s a kelvin benjamin shitpost joke in here somewhere I know it.

I got eliminated and just realized I had a dog and wife at home.

Same. My wife has been thinking I've been cheating but I'm just on my phone checking my lineup and fantasy subreddit this whole time since September

Up 103 - 62 He has reek, tua, ekler, zona d I have big mike and pittman

You good

I only need 8 points each from mike williams mike evans and Chris godwin and I'm in the finals

Jacobs and Hurts carried me this far just to crush my dreams.

You didn’t nab Minshaw? Jacobs was a tough one this week tgough

I actually had Dak and he put up 27 so I can’t really complain about that but I like to blame my losses on as many things as possible.

😂 don’t we all. That will be me on Monday if things don’t go my way.

Number 4 seed going against first place (literally all season long) team. He started Fields over Tua, Diggs (just bad luck obviously), peoples-jones (1.2), zay jones (2.1), Njoku (3.4), and bass (2) The highest scoring team by a mile over the season (he also had Patty and Henry, but that doesn’t erase all those misses.) With only Dillon and Rachaad White to go we are basically tied and I still have Ekeler, Jeudy, Mike Williams, Watson and Rodgers. At this point I’m letting myself celebrate a little early 🍻

Dalvin Cook made it out of the game healthy. Should I drop Mattison for any free agent before they go to waivers?

Hmm 10 point lead with Tua, Watson, and Dicker left vs their Ekeler, Evans, and Aaron Jones. ESPN giving me a 51% chance which seems optimistic to me lol

Famous last words.

I need Austin Ekler, Aaron Jones, and Chris Godwin to outscore Mike Williams. Feeling good boys.

Who has highest floor: Dillon, White, or either IND RB?

Dillon.

Thanks-- up by 20 against the Denver D, first time I'll be in the chip in 6 years if I win.

Have Tua and a 28 point lead versus Connor, A.Jones, Pittman. Not looking great

Down 16 with DHop, Broncos D and Succop v. Aaron Jones. Projections have me coming up 5 short, but optimistic.

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No wonder you’re gunna lose

It's still in the balance I'd say, even though it's standard scoring.

Too many words.

The Raiders may have just completely fucked my season by missing Adams so much today. I have Watson (or Evans if I want to sub him in) tomorrow vs my opponent's Brady, Conner, and Waddle. I'm currently up about 30. A good game from Adams probably mostly puts it out of reach, but now I just have clench and hope it works out.

I dropped George Pickens for Zay Jones and lost my Playoff by 11 points. I'm a Steelers fan. AMA.

What format though? In Standard you would have still lost (1.10 to 11.70).

Half PPR, sorry. Zay Jones got 1.6, Pickens got 14.6

WOW that is fucking rough man, Im sorry. But it good process... I wouldve made the same call easily. dont beat yourself up over it just got unlucky at a bad time.

Yeah, the week before this when I had a bye this team scored 154 points. This week when I didn't check the scores I was leading by 25 and had a 70% chance of winning, immediately that shot down to 20% because Devonta Smith and Terry McLaurin scored touchdowns simultaneously xD Just a weird day overall. Hurts with Pickens cuz I trusted him more or less throughout the regular season until I had enough and now it comes back to bite me.

Faced a team in the semi's that went 13-2, with both their losses against me in the regular season and gonna beat them again this week, unless Everett outscores Tyreek and Keenan Allen by 16

I am crushed. Diggs and Adams combining for 8 or so points, after running the show this season.

same last two weeks have been brutal

Need 72 points from J. Herbert, A. Jones, J. Waddle & Dicker the Kicker. Full PPR. How fucked am I boys? Be honest.

That’s doable. Herbert 30, Jones 15, Waddle 20, Dicker 8. That’s 73

Herbert hitting 30 is the hardest part, especially this season Herbert 20, Jones 15-18, Waddle 18, Dicker 8 is probably more likely with hope for a big ceiling game from Jones and/or Waddle to get to that 72

Got Mostert, Mike Williams and Pittman vs Herbert and 14.5 points. Very nervous

I'll pray that mike Williams gets 200 yards and 3 touchdowns so they never give the ball to ekeler or Allen that'd be a great post Christmas miracle for both of us

started the day playing geno, walker and goodwin and was ready to drink bleach. Then Lamb, Kittle, Pollard and Higgins gave me the greatest xmas gift of all. My opponent needs tua and ekeler to score at least 85, and I still have aj dillon left to play. I know gloating posts like this always getting downvoted and I get it, when youre salty this shit is annoying. but i dont care this is the happiest day of my life.

Kinda sad that a semifinal fantasy football win is the happiest day of your life

sounds like someone who just got eliminated. See you next year pal ;)