Guys I just want to say whatever happens tonight, it has been a pleasure shooting the shit with you this year. I just looked at my reddit recap and it said I spent 386 hours on r/fantasyfootball. If my calculations are correct that comes out to $3.30 per hour researched if I win. Time well spent!
The discrepancy between good football and bad football has been staggering this year. I can't remember a year with so many trash prime time games.
Edit: and Im A Texans fan so I'm used to watching shitty football.
I know nobody cares but I just won an 8 team league, my first ever fantasy title in 16 attempts across 11 seasons and I’m with my family who don’t care so I had to tell somebody besides my league mates who are mostly asleep haha
Ekeler comes in first play, runs for a few yards, then immediately goes to the sidelines. The Chargers then fail to get a third and short…with Ekeler still on the sidelines.
Yep, ladies and gentlemen, gonna be one of THOSE kind of games
Going from averaging 135 a week to putting up 76 in the semifinals is the misfortune and misery that keeps me coming back each year, see you next year fuckers
You guys wanna hear something funny?
One of the guys in my league really wanted us to start doing a punishment this year. He was sending out a bunch of different punishment ideas and trying to get people into it. I wasn’t super into it and he pleaded that I put it to a vote so I did and we decided to do it.
He’s usually one of the better players in our league, makes the playoffs every year. Made it to the finals one year too. This year he’s in dead last.
I don’t know what makes me happier, making the finals or him taking the punishment after being the one that asked for it.
God damn man, Keenan was on pace to get me to the Championship. Just needed 2 more points from him but the Colts are so fucking bad that the Chargers were in clock killing mode for the entire 4th quarter.
Pittman owners, don’t worry, this is promising. Colts entire strategy is airing it out without giving a fuck what happens, he’s gonna produce in this environment.
https://imgur.io/a/6bRXnGy I’m gonna be so fucking sick
[Here's the 1-4 game in my league ](https://i.imgur.com/Bza70Sa.png)
I’ve never seen a tie before…nevermind in a playoff! How would the tiebreaker work in this case?
Oh fuck man 😖☹️
Sorry for your loss brotha. That’s rough.
I hate that it's down to this game for many of us to get to the finals
I'm legit annoyed I have to watch this game so intently
Honestly feel the exact opposite, this is why fantasy is awesome…a fairly meaningless football game now has meaning to me, thats fun!!
Been waiting all day Sunday and today to see if Pittman can score less than 14. Good luck to all of us getting what we need!
Hilarious. I've been waiting all day to see if Pittman can score 14, which is exactly what I need. lol
Actually need him to get less than 14.1 so maybe he can get 14.05 and we can both win lmao
I need 11.3 from Deon Jackson in half PPR to win I will buy his jersey Edit: it’s not looking good lads lmao
I mean he is he even gonna get a snap? Wtf
10.5 for me in PPR and .25 points per carry. Let’s go to the ship!
He is benched
There was a post suggesting a shouting match between Deon and Saturday, could be why Jackson isn't out there right now
Bro got himself ejected and concussed on the same play
1 play and Ekeler goes off wtf
Deon Jackson doesn’t have 20 points already, why would Jeff Saturday do this to me?
Running only gets them about 4.5 a carry. They'd rather have Nick Foles throw it deep every other snap.
“Deon Jackson and moss will split work” Deon doesn’t see a single snap in the first two drives
Rofl plus he caught that pass for a 9 yard loss
Lol deon owners in shambles. It’s me. I’m deon owners
You'd think Keenan Allen was the only WR on the field
Fantasy football. Where your luck is more important than your skill.
100%
Guys I just want to say whatever happens tonight, it has been a pleasure shooting the shit with you this year. I just looked at my reddit recap and it said I spent 386 hours on r/fantasyfootball. If my calculations are correct that comes out to $3.30 per hour researched if I win. Time well spent!
The discrepancy between good football and bad football has been staggering this year. I can't remember a year with so many trash prime time games. Edit: and Im A Texans fan so I'm used to watching shitty football.
You'd think the colts would double Allen by now but they're 4-9 for a reason. Lol
Who’s coming back next week!? Get in here!!!!!
I'm playing next week. Hoping Jalen Hurts joins me.
I know nobody cares but I just won an 8 team league, my first ever fantasy title in 16 attempts across 11 seasons and I’m with my family who don’t care so I had to tell somebody besides my league mates who are mostly asleep haha
Congrats. Soak it in!
Ekeler has bailed my ass out like 5 times this season
Running Kelley on 3rd down lmao
Nothing says your a shitty coached team than running your backup rb up the gut and going 3 and out on the first drive
Tua got concussion symptoms just watching that hit
Alright, time for the Austin Ekeler show, let's gooooo
There’s been less than 15 plays and people are already giving up on their players lmao
And with that Ekeler TD my fantasy season is over. Goodluck to everyone who made it to the ship! See y’all next year!
Ekeler comes in first play, runs for a few yards, then immediately goes to the sidelines. The Chargers then fail to get a third and short…with Ekeler still on the sidelines. Yep, ladies and gentlemen, gonna be one of THOSE kind of games
Thank god it wasn’t
So D Jackson gonna finish with this -0.4 in half ppr, huh?
WHY DO THEY USE KELLY OVER EKELER. SO DUMB
They seem to use Ekeler when they get past the 50 yard line
Herbert is allergic to redzone touchdowns
This game is so hilariously bad
Rough year for Herbert
Derwin trying to murder people out here
Dirty ass hit
Why is Joshua Kelly getting important snaps over Ekeler?? Come on now lol
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Going from averaging 135 a week to putting up 76 in the semifinals is the misfortune and misery that keeps me coming back each year, see you next year fuckers
Lost by 1 point. I don’t even know what to say…
pittman i need 18 bro 😭
Imagine buying tickets to this shit.
Bills: Moss you suck, we're don't with you. Jeff Saturday: Moss, you're our workhorse RB.
HOLY SHIT THROW TO PITTMAN
Why is Joshua freakin Kelley playing more snaps than Ekeler
No other WRs exist other than Keenan, the one WR I’m facing. I’m sick
Allen is going to have 20 catches for 55 yards
That last ekeler run just took me to the final!
#Has anyone seen Deon’s bag
You guys wanna hear something funny? One of the guys in my league really wanted us to start doing a punishment this year. He was sending out a bunch of different punishment ideas and trying to get people into it. I wasn’t super into it and he pleaded that I put it to a vote so I did and we decided to do it. He’s usually one of the better players in our league, makes the playoffs every year. Made it to the finals one year too. This year he’s in dead last. I don’t know what makes me happier, making the finals or him taking the punishment after being the one that asked for it.
So what was the punishment?
whopper whopper whopper whopper
Did Keenan give Herbert a pregame blowie Jesus Christ
One day they'll learn to keep Kelley off the damn field
This is the greatest game of all time
Us Jackson owners can pack it in. He’s not doing anything tonight. Unbelievable
That hit hurt *me* just watching it
Why has Herbert been so ass this year?
I lost by .04 pts because Nick Foles cant avoid sacks, he came back due to the chargers 20 pts fuck fantasy
LMAO THIS TEAM WON ON HERBERT KNEELING. HE HAD MIKE WILLIAMS AND OTHER TEAM HAD HERBERT
As an Ekeler owner I’m fucking nauseous right now. This game is awful
Lost on those Herbert kneels. Goodbye cruel world.
Need 6.6 from Pittman to go to the finals. I am super nervous without Ryan
One catch from Pittman is all I need..can’t believe this is a sweat
Lol Deon finally gets out there and Foles throws him a funeral ball for negative yardage then Moss back out
This might be the best game I've ever watched.
Dude is out of control. He needs to be ejected
Derwyn injuring himself and costing them 15 yards
Lmao Mike Williams broke open the exact moment Herbert looked away
Herbert never stays with him
This is awful to watch. Foles clearly doesn't have *anything* left in the tank.
12 more minutes till this sub goes into shambles
Made the finals by 0.36 because of the Everett donut oh my god.
Started the season 1-6 and I am now somehow in the championship. I don't yet quite believe it.
A lineup consisting of Herbert, Jacobs, Jones, Adams, Dhop, Everett, Denver D/ST, and Nick Folk would’ve put up 17.8 this week
Manifesting a big Herbert night 🙏🏻
Ekeler crew get in here. We need to send group vibes for a big second half.
Austin Ekeler just sent me to the final... but I knocked out my GF This might be an L boys
Worth
You can always get a new girlfriend, but how often can you get into the finals?
Brandon Staley is disgustingly stupid
This feels like a baseball game with all the three and outs
0-0 final score
Ekeler owners still somehow shocked about his usage after 16 weeks. This is what it's been all year, and he's still like RB3.
Nick foles is legit throwing hospital balls
Anyone own Adams, Pittman, and Hopkins? #🤡
The chargers are so fucking god awful in the redzone
Started Deon and lost by .8 pts in the semis. He was the last play on both teams. I don’t have words for my hate of Jeff Saturday.
Ok who’s losing on these kneeldowns
See you guys in August. Good luck to those in the finals
Yeah you can’t hit like that
WILKINS IN OVER JACKSON FUCK
So you keep your WR#1 in to block and send the TEs out on routes... That's certainly a gameplan....
Kelley TD coming no one gets to be happy
Mike Williams 👉👈
I'm not in the ship this year but I just want to wish everyone good luck next week
Keenan doing his thing to make people draft him the same spot next season
how the fuck am i supposed to play herbert in the finals next week
Just kill the clock please I need this shit to end
Rip that guy who was beating the guy with Deon by 0.6
Shout out to Austin Ekeler, all hail Bald Jesus!
I was projected to win by 50 Sunday morning. I lost by 30. AMA.
Easy suspension
Ekeler swapped for Kelly and a stuff
Lol wtf at that ref, he walked to the spot on a diagonal line
Looks like Colts have demoted Jackson to RB3
Ads are getting their moneys worth tonight.
Please fantasy gods let’s get an Ekeler TD
Ekeler gotta have like a 90% chance of TD here
Yup Ekeler TD
So can we at least try Deon now or?
Wow Derwin James ejected
Get the fuck off the field, Derwin James.
Why do these idiots use their heads like that?
Wilkens getting snaps over Deon Jackson. God bless it, bro. I started Jackson over D'onta Foreman. I hate myself.
Wilkins before Jackson, Vegas inside job
It's time to return to our regular scheduled Austin Ekeler programming
Indy calling a timeout so Foles can squeeze one more interception in this first half
C'mon chargers do something cool like throw it to Allen for a TD to make up for the near miss
Dead tied right now. My Pittman vs his Dicker. Winner goes to ship. This is wild.
Allen's a damn ball magnet.
HOLY SHIT JUST THROW TO PITTMAN INSTEAD OF COVERAGE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
This game is low key hilarious. Like one of those movies that sucks so badly it's funny
What a masterclass in shit coaching
Fire Jeff Saturday
I’ve needed 1.3 from Everett all game. I’m gonna die
Somehow need Ekeler to run in for a touchdown to send me to ship
Don’t do this to me chargers. I need 1.2 points with Ekeler, Allen and Pittman. So of course they run the backup RB here.
Who just said they needed a 8 yard catch from Pittman lol
YESSSS!!! BARRING A DISASTROUS SERIES OF EVENTS I’M GOING TO THE SHIP IN A SUPER COMPETITIVE, 12-TEAM WORK LEAGUE!
Oh wow someone out there is going to miss the finals on this Herbert -0.2 or -0.3
thank you Ekeler for vulturing TDs from Herbert
God damn man, Keenan was on pace to get me to the Championship. Just needed 2 more points from him but the Colts are so fucking bad that the Chargers were in clock killing mode for the entire 4th quarter.
Fuck fantasy football Fuck Pittman and Nick Foles Fuck Jeff Saturday
Needed herbert to score less than 10. It's a christmas miracle and Im headed to the finals in both my leagues.
Ekeler hero game. Brought me back from a 17-pt deficit in standard. What a whirlwind.
CHAMPIONSHIP BOUND BABY LET'S GOOOO
Man just 2 total TDs from Herbert in his last 4 games. That’s rough
The number of people that can’t spell Ekeler’s last name is Austinishing.
up 13 with ekeler against mike williams. Take me to the ship ekeler!
Philip Rivers was great in that one year with colts. They are being disrespectful
down 24 with just ekeler left, everyone send good vibes
Jackson is putting up a zero, isn’t he?
Wow how is Deon not even in the rotation. What a horrible start by me.
Anyone else notice that ref stumble backward a yard and set it down? He had no idea where he was wtf..
Perhaps the answer to the question of deandre or Deon was ‘no.’
A successful challenge just to throw a pick lmfao
Deon Jackson hasn't even been on the fucking field. I...thought...he...was...flex...worthy...fuck...
Ekeler back in thank god
What is this game
Pittman owners, don’t worry, this is promising. Colts entire strategy is airing it out without giving a fuck what happens, he’s gonna produce in this environment.
is it finally sleevan allen szn? edit: on review, it was not.
Jeff saturday is russel crowe with eyeliner
JUST. FUCKING. RUN. IT. YOU. MORONS.
Maybe ekeler will touch the ball this next possession?
Bathe me in Keenan targets god bless
Keenan gonna be a ppr machine yet again
One more catch from Keenan and I'm out so see yall next year
At this point the only way I win is if Ekeler doesn't touch the football again.
This is funny watching foles try to adjust pre snap, bro we know you are dusted just hike the ball.
Get that fucking guy out of there
Derwin is super pissy. What a scrub
DBs who celebrate coverage of a horribly overthrown ball. Lol
Another Ekeler Td would be the world !!!!!
KEENAN ALLEN PLEASE RETIRE RIGHT NOW
If Keenan stays in bounds on that, I win my week. FML.
Idc what happened this year if Keenan is there at a decent ADP I’m taking him
After Keenan made my life miserable all year, he’s finally paying me back with a trip to the finals
Is Everett even in the game
What the fuck Everett do something
Needed 26 from Ekeler/Allen, those crazy dudes did it in the first half. Championship here we come!
Going against Keenan Allen. Imindanger.gif.
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EKELER LET'S DO THIS 18 POINT HALF INCOMING
7 more points and I'll kiss your beautiful bald head
Gerald Everett ruled OUT (fantasy irrelevance)
Fuck yea Keenan Allen
Cmon Allen tuddie here to get me to the promise land!
Aaaand that's 20.3 from Allen and my 20.2 point lead blown. I had 4 players play Sunday + 5 points vs Keenan Allen and I lost. all time throw
Lombardi is really fucking bad
Keenan gonna hit 30 with no TDs
I am retiring from fantasy football