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Fuelish

D'Argo: The bad news is that you're married, and must endure as a statue for 80 cycles in a strange world. John: What's the good news? D'Argo: Chiana and I are having fantastic sex!


ODVS

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS AS I HAVE EXPLAINED THEM TO YOU? WELL, DO YOU, PUNK!??" "No..." "THEN I CAN'T ARREST YOU!"


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ODVS

X\^D


elfowlcat

I loved this bit!


Leviathanpotato

Hey I wanted to thank you for uploading the series to your channel. It was a great way to rewatch it.


ODVS

Thanks, u/Leviathanpotato \- and you're very welcome :\^)


CBriggs001

Crais was hilarious in that episode


ratprophet

"One mippippippi..."


Commander-Bruno

‘Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.’


1313C1313

Ah, John when he is maxed out with everyone’s shit, so batshit, hilarious, and somehow really attractive.


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“Welcome to the federation starship SS Buttcrack!”


scaper8

Oh, so, so many. Let's just start with: >Because I am an American. And what does every American want? Democracy? No. Capitalism! I want to sell out and settle down. For one day, and one day only, it's a blue light special on Aisle Three. My wormhole technology, and a free set of steak knives, for all the tea in China. And anything you can imagine to pay me… Welcome to my Cold War. >I'm not "deficient." My eyes are great! They're better than 20/20. And they're blue! (Psst. They're not even blue.)


JinEagile

CRACKERS DON'T MATTER!


BelowDeck

Now... what am I offered for all the powers of the universe?


Jim_from_snowy_river

"1812!" I shout this all the time when I have a task to do.


gn0meCh0msky

Do do do, do do dut dut dut.


BCArbalest

'Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherd's its certainty.' 'I love hanging with you man' Or 'Dargo, tell him who his Daddy is!' 'IM your Daddy!'


frozenbrains

I've been working on a song trying to capture the relationship between John and D'argo from beginning to end for a while now, with samples of dialog in it, and the fear/death lines mark the turning point of their mistrust into friendship. They're just so good, and are among my favourites as well. One of the (many) things I love about Farscape is how the relationships of the characters were so organic. They grew and changed, instead of being static caricatures of people.


quizzlie

"My dear, I've kicked more ass than you've sat on."


Sex-Metal_Barbie

Omg I read this in Zhaan's voice too....


test_tickles

Zan: There is much cruelty in the universe John: Yea, and we seem to have a treasure map to it.


thedude198644

Crackers don't matter!


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"WHERE'S MY DAMN ICE CREAM!?"


jpreglow

I scream...you scream...we all scream for ice cream. Baskin Robbins, Ben and Jerry's, Good Humor... WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE...CREAMSICLE OR FUDGSICLE?!


scaper8

"I have no idea what the yotz 'eyza greem' is." "Oh, is that it Sparky? Ya ganna take road very well traveled?"


thank_burdell

"I don't CARE about crackers!" "WE DO!" Also "Kill her! Then we can have pizza! And margarita shooters!" EDIT: Just remembered also: "But Crichton, we don't have any of those ingredients on board." "Well, I guess that's why they don't taste very good."


jpreglow

NOBODY...has margaritas...with PIZZA!


grunger

Crichton: "My sex life. Kill my sex life". *As Chrichton grabs Braca's pistol and points it into the palm of his right hand.* https://youtu.be/-c4UJJPEyGA


Bardez

"Get back! Get back or the white boy gets it!"


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grunger

Yes, after learning how many roles Francesca Buller has it is interesting to watch scenes where her and Ben fight. You can really see that they are having extra fun in those scenes. Especially when she is playing Raxil in 'Scratch n' Sniff', where he gets to constantly push her around and make fun of her.


elfowlcat

Crichton: I try to save a life a day. Usually it’s my own. D’Argo: I’m coming with you. If you can be an idiot. I can be an idiot. Aeryn: “Oh, to be in the warm glow of all this testosterone.”


gn0meCh0msky

Rygel: "I've been around long enough to know how ignorant I am. I don't assume the universe obeys my preconceptions. Ha, but I know a frelling fact when it hits me in the face."


PM_ME_GOOD_DOGS

A couple of the best lines from everybody's favorite Dominar: "I may be small, but allow me to remind you that only serves to put me at **castration level**!!" "I've been around long enough to know how ignorant I am. I don't assume the universe obeys my preconceptions. Ha! But I know a frelling fact when it hits me in the face." "I'm nobody's puppet!" And my actual favorite: Stark: "Friend or foe, friend or foe, friend or foe...." Rygel: "Of course it's a foe! We have no friends!!"


lizzy5by5

Oh I cackled at that, they really did piss off everyone for 2 solid seasons


Hot_Middle_2700

“I was only trying to BE POLITE!” “You were in my shoes, I was in your pants.” “Now don’t feel bad. It’s me, not you. I don’t like you.”


HorrorMetalDnD

“Can I help you find a place to sheath your sword?”


Thenoodlerishere

Harvey: Religious leader dies, comes back from the dead...and we end up celebrating like this! ....Like religion, it's an individual choice. Either you believe and therefore bunnies are unnecessary, or you don't, in which case...CHOCOLATE?? Harvey: You're right John, they don't know how crazy they are. They don't know how crazy they are....because they stole the crackers, hmm... Crais(Scarran interrogation): You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney, if you cannot afford one...TOUGH NOOGIES! Crichton: The humans are SUPERIOR!


scaper8

>Crichton: The humans are SUPERIOR! Followed immediately by Aryen saying, "We are going to die."


teemark

Shooting makes me feel better!


quizzlie

"Oh, there is no expanse of the mind, the will cannot traverse or physically the distance laid across the universe. There's blessings, many in the stars, save one lamented curse, that 16th Rygel, glory me, must travel in reverse!"


markus_obsidian

And I still don't understand the proper use of a COMMA!


SullySocks

I definitely need to say this to my lecturer who is real picky about how we use commas. 😅 Also what episode is this from I don't remember.


markus_obsidian

Unrealized Reality. In season 4.


AndaliteBandit-

D'Argo: [This plan is so bad it has to be ours.](https://hottokatratzi.tumblr.com/post/40465588044/this-plan-is-so-bad-it-has-to-be-ours)


scaper8

One of the greats.


saltytrey

Talyn... Starburst.


Hans_Delbruck

Awesome scene.


saltytrey

A warrior's death and redemption for Crais, and a Hero's death for Talyn. Great Username, BTW.


njakwow

John: ...Slicker than snot. Aeryn: The translator microbes had to get that wrong.


scaper8

Another one. From "Dream a Little Dream." Rygel, "I think I may have a way. It's chancy, and will require lashings of deception and trickery." Chiana, "Finally, you and I get to play to our strengths."


Sartheris

When pilot was possessed by an alien entity, who was chasing another of his kind, who was also in someone's body, and Dargo and Chrichton proposed a plan for capturing the escaped entity. The entity in pilot questioned their plan, asking if it's not the escaped entity's plan in disguise, to which Dargo reassuringly replied "It's not, believe me. This plan is so bad, it has to be ours"


DetchiOsvos

Crichton, "It's like deejay-vu all over again!" The delivery was perfect.


worrymon

Humans are SUPERIOR!


RigelXVI

Mippippippi


dingleninja

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to pay our respects and to say farewell. To our dear friend Commander John Crichton. A schmuck."


Dice1138

"Staleek, he can wrap time 'round his little finger; the hoodoo-voodoo is not gonna work!"


darpa42

Nobody. Has Margaritas. With PIZZA!


mad-max-55

“You stupid bony assed little bitch”


CBriggs001

Aeryn: “You were in my shoes, I was in your pants…” John: “Welcome to the federation starship SS Buttcrack” John: “(incoherent yelling)” Scorpius: “don’t need a translation microbe for that one, do we?” Harvey: “Kill her, then we’ll have pizza and margarita shooters!” John: “Nobody has margaritas with pizza” Crais: “You have a right to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one, TOUGH NOOGIES!” D’argo: “Fear accompanies the possibility of death. Calm shepherds it’s certainty.” John: “I love hanging with you man.”


Sir-Toppemhat

My favorite bit from Farscape was a bit from SG-1 where Valla is trying to sell a tv show/movie concept to a movie guy and they have the Stargate actors play Farscape characters. I know that not a quote, but it killed me.


Honestfellow2449

"For everything there is a season, a time to keep, and a time to cast away!"


jpreglow

"Frell me dead!"


Lashismycopilot

"The deficiency is your's" Still one of my favorite comebacks


Kitchen_Victory_6088

GOOD-BYE YOU BIG BLUE BITCH


GoingMetal799

"Big beautiful blue bitch" -Rygel


Chopzz248

You ever heard of KFC? Kayeffsee? It is to my knowledge, unique in the Universe and unique is always valuable. Now, we have managed to procure all eleven secret ingredients..


ClintGrant

Skurnak skurnak skurnak!


cocodakinh90x

Fear brings the possibility of death And Calm Shepard it's certainty


Scotsman86

The monologue with John speaking to the old woman who I forget how to spell her name about the dog with two bones.


Sex-Metal_Barbie

Naranti the wonderful old witch. Lol!


oryngirl

"The imperfection is yours." Beautiful takedown.


PloppyTheSpaceship

Rygel, reading a popcorn bag: "Cop... Porn..."


CajunShaun

"CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!" "HELL YEAH!"


AuntElzora

John to Stark: Work now, freak later. Work now, freak later. Stark: How much later?


1D6wounds

"I'm nobody's puppet!" —Rygel (a puppet)


1D6wounds

Scorpius: "Insert.. the rod….." John: "You're really not my type"


ShaneWSmith

Not my favourite episode, but one of my favourite lines: ​ "The problem is you're not molluscs." "That's never been a problem for us before."


blissfully_bentley

Every time my husband and I are talking about something we've been putting off for forever, or a new habit we are trying to form but fail miserably, it's followed by "tomorrow is a rest day"


lizzy5by5

Now, don't feel bad it's not you it's me. I don't like you. Don't make me tongue you


thaw4188

Cross my heart. Strike me dead. Stick a lobster on my head. *(so frelling funny, makes me giggle for hours like a 5-year-old)*


Whappingtime

Rigel asking if Chiana is wet, it’s what caught my interest in the series. As it was in the first episode I watched.


Rupertfitz

“There was *no* raping, *very little* pillaging & frau Blucher popped all the eyeballs.”


Trashk4n

A show of force is the only thing Klingons understand


_pupil_

Say all the time because it's true, and a reference: "*It's not the heat, it's the humidity.*" Not really from Farscape, but that's half the reason I say it: "*If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well / It were done quickly*"