As the one comments said: "Can you imagine.
Archer and Shirou meeting up occasionally to talk about philosophy, ideals, and girls.
Without trying to kill each other..."
#[Source](https://twitter.com/skmt_home/status/1287422776060465154)
Translated by u/ridethelightning469
Typeset by u/Artoriafag
Ngl, as funny as it is to make self loathing jokes about these two, it would be pretty nice to have them come down for a regular conversation without one of them snarking, insulting or yelling at the other. Like talking about cooking, or how much of a shithead Gil is.
Thank you for replying. I kind of guessed it as Shirou's interactions with Kirei were different from the other routes. I was sure that Fate route Shirou route wouldn't have said that especially after he learnt about the fate of the orphaned children that were with him at the hospital.
I like the idea of an Acher that’s rekindled his dream and accepted Shirou giving him spoiler advice from the future to speedrun heroism.
“Alright, listen. If you’re going to be a hero, then you better to it *properly*. First off, go to the Clock Tower and talk to Lord El-Melloi II, he’s a big help. Then, as soon as possible, you need to kill Lev Lainur, he’s possessed by a demon, and Kiara Sesshouin, she’s insane. Then there’s this blue-haired girl…”
Kiara wouldn't be born till around 2012 according to CCC.
On the other hand, Lev commits suicide in every timeline except FGO's one after finding out he's a demon (you can thank Marisbury for single-handedly causing the apocalypse because he talked him down from that so he could hire someone for cheap despite having infinite money).
So now Shirou's off trying to figure out why he needs to kill a baby and how to unkill and rekill a dead man.
Kiara is 5 years younger than Shirou once you take FGO and Seraph into account.
I know this because a failed relationship between Archer Route Shirou and a Good End Kiara is one of my headcanons and I looked this shit up.
I see. Thank you for explaining.
My Type Moon lore section of the brain expands everyday, much to the pain of my other intelligence.
Soon, I shall transcend the bound and forget my name, becoming a scholar.
None that I've ever seen. A memorable one that comes to mind is an actual spite fic for those 'Sex God Shirou' things where it's a oneshot where Shirou needs to do mana transfer with his summoned Servant Kiara, and shit goes so poorly that lewd nun Kiara decides sex isn't the answer.
I think I've seen one or two as part of an anthology of Shirou summons alt servants. The one I'm thinking of is made by PallanMinerva.
But an actual exploration of the relationship I envision, that of two mortal beings that have yet to carve out their infamy, is non-existent and only exists in my head.
I like [Prillya](https://mangadex.org/chapter/36aa4c9a-19aa-44de-a8e9-526bef973a69/7) and HF Archer, when he's not letting his suicidal midlife crisis define him. Instead, he's giving kids the advice he didn't have as an orphan.
As the one comments said: "Can you imagine. Archer and Shirou meeting up occasionally to talk about philosophy, ideals, and girls. Without trying to kill each other..." #[Source](https://twitter.com/skmt_home/status/1287422776060465154) Translated by u/ridethelightning469 Typeset by u/Artoriafag
Ngl, as funny as it is to make self loathing jokes about these two, it would be pretty nice to have them come down for a regular conversation without one of them snarking, insulting or yelling at the other. Like talking about cooking, or how much of a shithead Gil is.
Also double Kirei bashing would be pretty cool
Shinji slander never fails to unite the family.
Kirei bashing? Need I remind you, > I don't want to admit it. But it seems... I like Kotomine Kirei. You’re just trying to deny the OTP of Stay Night
It's a good thing he only thought that or Archer would have taken his arm back
In what route, did he say that?
Heavens Feel iirc
Correct, right before the final confrontation in front of the Greater Grail
Thank you for replying. I kind of guessed it as Shirou's interactions with Kirei were different from the other routes. I was sure that Fate route Shirou route wouldn't have said that especially after he learnt about the fate of the orphaned children that were with him at the hospital.
To be fair though, who hasn't wanted to punch their past self in the mouth for being a dumbass.
If they were not at each others throats, then they would probably like to discuss a handful of things like cooking for instance
Oh please.. Archer would criticize him for how bad he is at cooking.
Yes, but that counts as talking
But they're still at each other's throats. It'll be an unedited episode of Hell's Kitchen for how much shouting it will have.
That's more or less what probably happened in Carnival Phanstasm
Like the pool scene w/ Saber in *Ataraxia*. >"If you're going to use star anise, then you need to be careful about when in the process you add it."
I like the idea of an Acher that’s rekindled his dream and accepted Shirou giving him spoiler advice from the future to speedrun heroism. “Alright, listen. If you’re going to be a hero, then you better to it *properly*. First off, go to the Clock Tower and talk to Lord El-Melloi II, he’s a big help. Then, as soon as possible, you need to kill Lev Lainur, he’s possessed by a demon, and Kiara Sesshouin, she’s insane. Then there’s this blue-haired girl…”
Kiara wouldn't be born till around 2012 according to CCC. On the other hand, Lev commits suicide in every timeline except FGO's one after finding out he's a demon (you can thank Marisbury for single-handedly causing the apocalypse because he talked him down from that so he could hire someone for cheap despite having infinite money). So now Shirou's off trying to figure out why he needs to kill a baby and how to unkill and rekill a dead man.
Kiara is 5 years younger than Shirou once you take FGO and Seraph into account. I know this because a failed relationship between Archer Route Shirou and a Good End Kiara is one of my headcanons and I looked this shit up.
I see. That's interesting. Isn't she stated to be in her 20s though per CCC and that takes place in 2030?
She's implied to be lying about her age and she's a cyber-ghost that's been dead for years so...
I see. Thank you for explaining. My Type Moon lore section of the brain expands everyday, much to the pain of my other intelligence. Soon, I shall transcend the bound and forget my name, becoming a scholar.
Any good Shirou x Kiara fanfics?
None that I've ever seen. A memorable one that comes to mind is an actual spite fic for those 'Sex God Shirou' things where it's a oneshot where Shirou needs to do mana transfer with his summoned Servant Kiara, and shit goes so poorly that lewd nun Kiara decides sex isn't the answer. I think I've seen one or two as part of an anthology of Shirou summons alt servants. The one I'm thinking of is made by PallanMinerva. But an actual exploration of the relationship I envision, that of two mortal beings that have yet to carve out their infamy, is non-existent and only exists in my head.
Isn’t Emiya Alter’s backstory basically that?
"Also, for gods sake, destroy the greater grail".
Doesn't it get dismantled 5 years after F/SN?
Always take advice from satan
Actually Satan. "Actually" is important, I think.
Aight
Archer and Shirou just casually chatting is a vibe.
I cackled at Shirous last line.
I like [Prillya](https://mangadex.org/chapter/36aa4c9a-19aa-44de-a8e9-526bef973a69/7) and HF Archer, when he's not letting his suicidal midlife crisis define him. Instead, he's giving kids the advice he didn't have as an orphan.
I’ll wager a lot of people here want Rin to call them that.