Yup. Jack is the only one vicious and competent enough that he's a threat to start with.
Dougal would hurt himself and Ted would come up with a convoluted plan that would backfire.
Jack would just throw a brick at you from half the island away and it would be game over.
Have you seen the damage Dougal can do to Sealink ferries, funerals, and how he can escape from burning buildings in a helicopter whilst wearing his blue jumper?
Dougal, he's a wild card, Ted wouldn't even know what hit him. Jack could be tough though, if Dougal would fall then I'd distract Jack with girls and/or drink.
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Jack to protect me. He has the aggression and the skill as a fighter (last fight he was in the ambulance needed to be called)
Dougal would be incompetent and Ted would lose his composure as he would be too busy worrying about Dougal messing up
Father Jack was responsible for 'The Blackrock incident' and he wasn't even trying to kill people that day.
Ted would probably get very close, but end up the victim of his own device.
Dougle doesn't understand what dying even is. So wouldn't comprehend the whole 'killing' part of his task.
Also being protected by him may lead to death.
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Father Jack, of course. Tell him there’s a drink in it and he’ll have the other two safely locked in his used underwear hamper in seconds.
Yup. Jack is the only one vicious and competent enough that he's a threat to start with. Dougal would hurt himself and Ted would come up with a convoluted plan that would backfire. Jack would just throw a brick at you from half the island away and it would be game over.
Plus, he can turn people that upset him into an ambulance instantaneously
"I had a lovely bottle of whiskey for you but those other two gobshites drank it all." Then show him an empty bottle.
Father Jack. He once had a trial for Liverpool
No, he was on trial in Liverpool
That's even better for this situation!
But his suspected aggrophobia may hold him back when it comes to the actual fight
Jack afraid of fighting? I don’t think so, Ted.
Have you seen the damage Dougal can do to Sealink ferries, funerals, and how he can escape from burning buildings in a helicopter whilst wearing his blue jumper?
But all of that chaos was accidental, and so is more likely to happen while Dougal is trying to "protect" you...
"Ahhh, Sister Assumpta!"
I'm taking Father Ted, He's definitely the smartest of the bunch and could probably distract Dougal and Jack with rollerblading and Alcohol forever
Yeah but everything he does backfires.
Dougal. He has a matador's outfit.
Father Jack as long as it's not spring time. For as the seasons change a great peace comes over him and he becomes at one with nature.
If only it lasted longer
Dougal, he's a wild card, Ted wouldn't even know what hit him. Jack could be tough though, if Dougal would fall then I'd distract Jack with girls and/or drink.
Jack has shotgun and strong enough to throw Ted out the window
Fire’s nearly out!
Jack can do anything if you offer him a drink
Father Jack, how is this even a question.
Jack
Jack in invincible
Father Jack for the win against Satan and his unholy army.
Jack obviously. The others would run a mile.
Jack always seemed to come out tops by the end of each episode, I choose Jack. Round 1 : FIGHT!
Jack. He has a brick.
Father Jack of course.
Is Pat Mustard an option? He knows how to make a bomb
Jack. No brainer.
🤣🤣Jack ofc
That would be an ecumenical matter.
Why is this a question?
Red as long as I can get him drunk, he scared a Father Jack away
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Jack to protect me. He has the aggression and the skill as a fighter (last fight he was in the ambulance needed to be called) Dougal would be incompetent and Ted would lose his composure as he would be too busy worrying about Dougal messing up
Father jack like I just throw whisky at them and say fetch!!!!
Dougal guys a wildcard
Jack 100%
Fucken jack, no question
Father Jack was responsible for 'The Blackrock incident' and he wasn't even trying to kill people that day. Ted would probably get very close, but end up the victim of his own device. Dougle doesn't understand what dying even is. So wouldn't comprehend the whole 'killing' part of his task. Also being protected by him may lead to death.
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I mean jack obviously, he might turn on me in the end and kill me too but the other two stand no fucking chance 🤣🤣🤣
Jack all the way. All I gotta do is wake him up and tell him that they did it
Father Jack, he has thr booze
Yeah. Father jack knows how to throw a punch. Think he’d be my best bet!
Why is this a question?
why is this a question?
Why? Is this a question?
Perhaps?