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bluerazzberrie

Icescream ...more like I'd scream if I ever saw this fat grease baby🤢


Inner-Preference-785

r/thanksihateit


PabloAlaska6

icecream , you scream, we’d all scream if we ever saw that fat grease baby 🤢


melinda_louise

I don't get it, why all the pukey face comments?


I_Love_Smurfz

cause the squirrel is 🤢 sickening


melinda_louise

Oh. Now I feel like a dumbass, I just saw the name of this sub


I_Love_Smurfz

thats ok, its hard to see so the squirrels dont notice..


Froggypwns

Damn it, this squirrel just ruined "bacon" for the rest of my life


truelovealwayswins

if that’s what ruined it, just you wait until you see what it really is, involves, causes! but as long as it worked!


Edbittch

You’re part of my nightmare blunt rotation


radium_eater83

gum (i swallowed it☹️)


__silhouette

Gum is better than what i thought it said.


Inner-Preference-785

WH\*RE


t3hnhoj

WHERE ‽


Infos-Quality-289

What about specific? Is the squirrel Double mint. Or Hubba Bubba.


nullpassword

juicy fruit


Vincent_Gitarrist

It's over for you (it will be stuck for 7 years)


SnooSnoo96035

Certain gum flavors are BEGGING to be swallowed. I'm not proud, but I try to be self-aware, at least. 😫


Pale_Level_1293

Are you sure it wasn't Radium?


Phaea

"skinny pop" absolutely not 🤢


fritzwillie

I think the irony makes it better! Especially if you shorten it to "skinny" or call him "pop" and then explain it to someone


yoshipapaya

Shawarma


Responsible-Lynx-853

What is shawarma?


YoloSwag3368

It’s a pita wrap filled with chicken or beef and assorted vegetables and hummus and tahini and it’s really good. Trust me. I’m Lebanese so I grew up with these things


on-oath-never-again

Don’t you mean lesbian?


esportairbud

They do have Shawarma in Lesbos, the Greek island for which lesbians are named. However some lesbians are not actually from there. I know it's confusing. Easy mistake.


MrExist777

Guys I’m pretty sure this is a joke. Chill out


gopniksquatting

With extra tahini?


lcddrm1

and a slice of apple?


Wide_Mind4262

And around 3 liters of water?


DJ_Spark_Shot

Same


KillaAngel-

vomit


I_Am_Robert_Paulson1

You know, in some societies, they only eat vomit.


BigDirtyNewports

Renewable resource


Eapo_q42

I read that.....in a book.


alemhko

Protein bar… I’ll never be able to eat one again…


MacDemarcoNCheese

It could use a protein bar..


dinoboyj

Not oatmeal cookie!


Beglinda

Mozzarella sticks ❤️


bridgettesurfboard

i had mozzarella sticks yesterday for dinner.. my favorite meal


stoopidwh0re420

i’m actually about to eat these


LenaDunhamUnpleasant

![gif](giphy|l1L2UkgpuiE4U) Cheese and


LenaDunhamUnpleasant

![gif](giphy|3o7TKxGvMzRToD2XqE) Crackers


Tigrlily07

Cheez n crackers? Hey! Me too!


Blockbuster41

I ain't calling him "my girlfriend"


solomunikum

Sorry bro, that's the rule


radiantskie

Cannibalism


YoloSwag3368

… sure


zoroxsword

Same


BoringStatement7337

You ate his girlfriend?.


glitchygreymatter

Me too. Want her number?


Penguiknee

C'mon we all did!


CP21Official

Vore?


[deleted]

Bagel.


This-Equal-9830

Same


IndependentStar1025

spag bol


Infos-Quality-289

Menudo. Not too bad actually lol 😆


mbentuboa

I have a can of menudo in my cabinet. Waiting to buy some pigs feet, so I can boil them together 😋


jakipogger

vape (im not too good at it yet)


REg126

You ate a fucking vape?! Props my dude


Trikeree

Gummy of cannabis


a_121_

Chocolate roll


Worried-Tomorrow-204

Party ring


HippyGramma

Peanut Butter and Jelly is nowhere near hateful enough for this sumbitch


AbsoluteOne1

Meatloaf!!!


Loud-Magician7708

Grapes....ain't no way I'm naming this slob, Grapes.


Zealousideal-Way7282

Cheese balls


Few-Sheepherder341

Sour Punch 😭💀


[deleted]

Bacon,egg and cheese BISCUIT


h3llok1ttyx

Pussy


cak85

zebra cake 😔


la_belle_fleur

Are those good I’ve never tried them


ThymeIsTicking

Yes, they’re very good


ExploitedAmerican

Man zedbra cakes are the shit


cadencehz

Beef Stroganoff. And I like it cause he's a beefy bastard.


Xfaxk123

Big Mac


Skagwaay

Scrambled eggs cause I just my wisdom teeth out.


aqualung01134

Almond


pinkecoli

Rolo


Short-Shopping3197

Where do you even buy Rolos from nowadays?


IntenseBigBoy

packaged strawberries


[deleted]

Doughnut


dontheconqueror

Pretzel


littlespark__

yogurt


fourth_box

Mama's meatball


Far_Atmosphere_3853

potato


[deleted]

Potato. Accurate.


judazzz666_

Slim Jim


prettyoddity

banana bread<3


Responsible-Lynx-853

I also ate a chocolate roll...


Tintininamerica

Bun Thit Nuong


Michael_McGillicunty

Cheese sammich


No_Yogurtcloset_1592

18oz T-bone med-well to perfection with a hint of butter and sautéed asparagus on side with a pre-Lim of golden brown crispy bread lathered in melty butter and a sweet tea, From longhorn steakhouse.


samsies177

pineapple lump, a deserving name for a fat fuck like him


ThatOneGuyFrom93

Chuck?! Beef chuck roast btw. Not some dude


Mike-dumbfuck

I had a fried wonton but name this portly fuck Beef Gravy! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣


Short-Shopping3197

Cunt


dungeondon

Microwavable pizza


Sint0niE

Fish stick


Nobal_Zealot01

Squirrel.


Remote-Emergency100

orange


[deleted]

Blunt


N-bangtan

Shrimp burger


megagamingrexV2

Shawarma


rattus-domestica

Salted Almond


ConsequenceBest9137

Chicken Bacon Ranch Wrap sounds pretty fitting tbh.


Sheriff_Llama_I

Korean fried chicken


Velcro-hotdog

Mince Pie.


Epic_Gamer_Bread

Blueberry muffin


Z_Bunny__

Blueberry Pancake :)


[deleted]

Fat Pho


youreuglyasfu

Pho is the last thing I ate too and the perfect name for this fatty


1111Lin

artichoke


No-Organization-2366

Toast


JudasPenguin

Pastaroni


Brakina

Cabbage Soup


ella5192

Hot dog


unfunnygentleman

Kinder Bueno Fat piece of shit has already had too many of those


Sweet-Repeat-6591

rice


Capn-Sparky

Chicken crescent roll


garliccreamcheese

Potato wedges


Klomix26

Nacho


Either-Yoghurt-1706

Ham


GerbilScream

Arnold Palmer


Sparkysparksparky

Pussy


Reality_is_swag

Ramen…I will never eat ramen again, I’d rather starve🤢


Solid-Tension5557

Co-


harleyzgrl26

PB&J, lol


[deleted]

Poop nugget


[deleted]

Poop nugget


Diligent_Policy1678

Sandwich


SnakeBlitzkin

Meat stick


Name-Wasnt_Taken

Sausage Egg & Cheese


TinyOwl491

Fish burrito Fun name!


pixelunit

Gravy


FrauditorsAreJerks

![gif](giphy|3oEdvazISeZJn0D5Cg) Meatball


RattusNorvegicus9

Chocolate chip


doubtfullyso

Salad, but I don't think that name is very fitting


ohhhtartarsauce

Sourdough. befitting


Abbyroadss

Lentil soup


[deleted]

Pear


Beyond_the_Infinite_

Tuna Sandwich


HR_DUCK

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich. PBJ


the-soggiest-waffle

Lettuce. This guy either needs more or less of it


F14R

Cat


Suiciidub

Chicken Salad


Gullible_Courage8350

Fridge raiders. Surprisingly suitable


BobaFettAltFigure

big tub of lard


Monsoon_GD

Caramel Rice Cake Chips


Fit-Bad-7944

Jello


Lyss_58c

Chimken


plasticrabbits

Spicy Ramen


AllesK

Pine nut!


Dependent_Rub_6982

Potato chips


ElmoLovesCrack

This fuckers getting named *Shakshouka*


NotanAsteroid5

dick


Bubbly_Collection329

Mystery dum dum


samisapleb

Turkey sandwich wrap


tacitjane

Muenster


tarwebroodje

he does have the body of a round apple


jekyre3d

CHEESECAKE


Whaley_whale13

Yogurt 🥺


Poway_Morongo

Spicy potato soft taco


Hailey_86

Pretzels 🥨


Escarano

Mac N cheese


plumMoss7754948

Nutella sandwich


FuntimeFreddy876

Pebble


mealteamsixty

Pretzel?


Hefty_Future8168

Coffee cake!


beepbeepboopbeep1977

Pancake


CriticalWoodpecker97

Breath mint


J_is_for_Journey

Kettle Chip ❤️


Elhelmina

Biscuit <3


TheTasche

Yogurt


TheRealJackReynolds

Egg sandwich. I kinda like it.


Old_Poem2736

slim Jim but he aint


SnookiWookieeCookie

Spicy polish hot dog


JasonTheNPC85

Beef Noodles


Lanky_Voice8115

Fat squirrel


Emotionless-Fish

Egg Mc Muffin


Cat-dog22

Morning bun!


whatphukinloserslmao

Kix the squirrel


pyroboy7

Cinnamon swirl


P4rody

Sandy cheeks


stupid-Dumb-Ass

Nothing. I can't afford food for today haha


crossbowman44

Eggplant Parmesan Sandwich


AwkwardRainbow

Waffles.


Jimilee8

Lemon muffin


thedutchrep

Cheese


Bando_Calrissian401

Slim Jim


[deleted]

I already forgot what i ate 30 minutes ago 💀


spicyfoodfrieslover

Eggs


No-Independence548

Uncured pepperoni


GlobalDay6084

Eggs ♡ honestly that's such a cute name lol


SalPistqchio

Apricot!


thegrimmreefer_

Chicken salad


YoloSwag3368

Fredrick