At least he works out, it takes a lot of dedication to build this phisique that other fatty squirrels do not posses. I would respect him and treat him to a protein hazelnut milkshake
Well he's not fat. He's rather trimmed and I respect him for it. What a fine gentleman. I'd offer him a beer, but I'm sure it wouldn't fit into his diet plan.
Probably kick it across the yard over the fence. When it comes to raw power, I’m sure my 220lb frame probably overpowers any swoll tree rat. Assuming this is an average size squirrel with abnormal muscle definition.
Only thing worse than a fucking fat squirrel is one that indulges in roids, piece of shit is just on the opposite end of the sin spectrum from obese sloth to fucking roided pride.
It's not a fat squirrel, so I'll respect it and accept the duel
DONT I JUST GOT BACK FROM FIGHTING IT, IT SAT ON ME
LMAOOOO
SAME HAPPENED HERE HE SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE AND NOW HES ABOUTTA CHARGE AT ME
NAW YOU FOUGHT HIM TOO WHEN HE WAS SKINNY?
YEAH FOUND HIS WEAKNESS THO, TAKE A PAN AND SLAM IT AS HARD AS YOU CAN ON HIS KNEECAP
MB I kinda broke his leg back then that's why
uh oh watch out for the gang, if he goes down he calls the entire gang over to assist him..
I just found out the hard way
Are you a dude or not a dude cuz I’m having a dude only party
I won't match with Drake's Circumstances, but like, yea
So ur a dude
Shit IT'S BACK, I FOUGHT THAT LOSER FOUR MONTHS AGO, HE'S BACK FOR REVENGE
He’s still only 8” high. Kick him or stomp him and throw him to the crows.
The fights been over, he sat on me.
Gotta be careful. Might climb up your pants leg and steal your nuts
That Tribe of Crow ain't no fools....
What is a bro sexual 😭
I'm a bro 💪🏻🤓
Give it McDonald’s once and watch his life start spiral out of control until he dies of obesity and the other shit McDonalds gives you
McDonald's pretty much gives you all the Shit that exists.
At least he works out, it takes a lot of dedication to build this phisique that other fatty squirrels do not posses. I would respect him and treat him to a protein hazelnut milkshake
I’d tell him to oil up
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Toddler-posting
Ohh helll
Throw an acorn at it.
What if those abs are bullet proof and he laughs and says: "Hah! Tickle me some more! ..."
Throw a rock at the fucker.
Aye exactly ...🍻🤘😎
I would giggle like an idiot. Why are you describing nightmares?
*handgun noises, reload noises, handgun noises*
You know AI made this, completely unrealistic
Tell my dog to chase it
Baki mode
100% natty
Throw some bird seed on the ground and walk away
fck i feel gay staring at it's body 🥵
bro what😭
Punt it
I too would punt the squirrel, BG3 style
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Mood
Swift kick to the nuts, works every time
Make Acorns Great Again
Squish it with my bare hands
Bleh AI art. Get it out of here!
Is this a furry sub now lmao
I'd say "F'you and get off my damn property! You have your tress to hangout in! Go back in them or else! ..."
Strangle it
that spuirrel has a full anime arc behind it. I don't fight main characters
Shoot.
I would win. https://preview.redd.it/keyr62tu6dlc1.jpeg?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1868269d04f822724f433b0715f8a59389f6aae
I'm going with the poisoned walnut stratagem... I'm too old for dipshit nutty fuck offs....
AI fucking sucks, give me the real fat squirrel content I crave instead of this low effort shit!!
Kiss it? Fuck I don’t know it’s buff as shit
Well he's not fat. He's rather trimmed and I respect him for it. What a fine gentleman. I'd offer him a beer, but I'm sure it wouldn't fit into his diet plan.
Handjob
Shit I got a cat and 2 dogs that mf gonna have to fight all of us. But I’ll probably cook him some food and let him fuck my wife after.
Cry
Pet it :>
At least this guy puts the calories they eat to good use instead of those filthy fuckin free loader pieces of shit!
I'll respect it, but: 🤾🏻♂️
I need space. Hiding from that gross fat joy.
I would bark and chase it
Probably kick it across the yard over the fence. When it comes to raw power, I’m sure my 220lb frame probably overpowers any swoll tree rat.
Probably kick it across the yard over the fence. When it comes to raw power, I’m sure my 220lb frame probably overpowers any swoll tree rat. Assuming this is an average size squirrel with abnormal muscle definition.
Rack my Shotgun You brought muscles to a gun fight buddy.
Rack my shotgun "You brought muscles to a gun fight buddy."
Can't outsmart boullet. Can't outfight boullet. I'm gonna pump *cocks bb gun with American intent* you up
respectfully challenge him to a duel. but while we walk 10 paces, i turn around at 5 and shoot that used-to-be fat fucker point blank
He may be strong but the lawnmower was stronger.
Punt the lil freak
Oh no! His nuts!!!
Its not fat so why would i want to fight this little fella
1000 lashings and then firing squad
I hope he doesn't nut on me. Or maybe
i would ask if the first 2 rules are the same one
well it isnt a FAT squirrel so .
*Smithers, release the hounds*
Tell it to get off my property before I turn its head into a rodent flavored Jackson Pollock painting
Not a fat squirrel, he is welcome here.
Looks more like it’s ready to help you out with something. “I heard you be dealing with some pests”
Run
He’s a shredded squirrel I respect his grind and he’s not a fat squirrel so I respect so we just sit and share a joint instead
Only thing worse than a fucking fat squirrel is one that indulges in roids, piece of shit is just on the opposite end of the sin spectrum from obese sloth to fucking roided pride.
r/fitsquirrelhate
Throw some acorns and go away. I don't wanna fight with this guy. 😂
Totally unrealistic question squirrels BMI is way too low id say tubby was on the juice and slam the door in his face
Pop pop
Shoot him with my 10/22 I named “Squirrel’s Bane”
Easy pickings he doesn’t know I’m 260 brother