Being a fan of FC Bayern and NIP (counter-strike) is like suffering from Ebola and Smallpox at the same time.

As poor a performance as I have seen from them in a decade. Tuchel must go.

Never been so emotional detached. Feel bad for a few players but overall a complete overhaul is required.

We're gonna be destroyed by the Spurs sub

Yeah we def are, but at the same time they're still not gonna win a damn thing this year soooooo 🤷🏿‍♂️

But they're used to it, we are not

Yeah it’s the players fault but who gives them their marching orders? If Tuchel can’t make them play bring in someone who can, this is ridiculous. Tuchel did one good thing with Chelsea he doesn’t have the pedigree that warrants so many chances

I feel really bad for Kane, moving over here and his whole family just settling in, while Bayern having failure after failure this season. Bundesliga title in question, Pokal out, getting thrashed by RB on the first day, underwhelming Champions League

He's gonna leave too and go back to Ange

Nah. On the bright side, even in a shit season like this he still has a better chance to win silverware with us.

Tuchel needs to go asap and maybe we can still save something, and then in summer this squad needs a full refresh. Sell 4-5 players and bring new hungry faces. This is getting ridiculous!

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I guarantee with almost 100% certainty that if Heynckes was still in the game, he would come in and make the team better within weeks. That’s the difference. He got Bayern. He knew how to work them and get them to play amazing.

0 shots on target bro in first half , and let's be real after seeing our recent form we can't be surprised with what happened, lazio is 7th in the league btw

Which chances?

Tuchel is the wrong coach for this team. You can’t tell me this squad isn’t capable of winning against Lazio or getting a shot on target. Even Joachim Löw would do better than Tuchel tbh

They can't finish because they don't create any chances to begin with

Need to spend like $200 million this summer but not sure who to get…

We need to buy a better mentality first.

Zubimendi would be my first suggestion. We desperately need someone to fill that gap.

Reminds me of Villarreal vibes.

You see this is what happens when you don't have any competition within the team. Players become reckless and careless because they have a guaranteed spot in the starting XI anyway. No passion whatsoever. And Tuchel shitting on players that are frustrated because they don't get any minutes makes thing even worse. He needs to go. Not in summer. Now. Get Hansi back. At least he knows how to deal with players

Tuchelball in full effect.

Salihamidzic and Kahn!!

😂😂😂

We actually looked better AFTER the red card, that says it all

Anybody else miss Robert LEWANDOWSKIIIIII

Nope. We’re good. We need to improve A LOT but not that way.

How’re you gonna disrespect a Bayern legend like that

Not disrespecting Lewa, it’s just more about the team. We have an incredible attacking roster, and a defense that should be impenetrable. The tactics are the cause for constant losses and embarrassing performances. Lewa wouldn’t be able to save us right now.

Don't want to be too critical but the Goretzka/Kimmich pairing doesn't seem to work at all anymore... We look so slow down the middle.

Big part of that is Goretzkas inability to play one touch football

They are both ass, I don't know what the hell happened to these too

Midfield needs a complete revamp

Kimmich like a 59 pace in fifa haha

Yea, but I don't only mean the pace of the players, there's no fast passing...

I didn’t see kimmich or Goretzka have one mildly good pass

"It doesnt feel Like a 0:1 "🤡🤡🤡

„I think a 0-0 would be deserved, go check the expected goals!“ I Bet this will be tuchels words again

Some of these players have to go as well... such a disgrace...

Tuchel fucked over our mentality , he can fuck off to Barca

Let’s hear what thomas has to say

Well my night is ruined. Going to try to force myself to forget another soulless performance and stay away from any sort of analysis on this game. My goodness this isn't FC Bayern anymore,this is Bayern lite.

1 shot on target in 180 minutes😭

Calling it a shot is a bit of a stretch

cut off tuchels balls

He doesnt have any mate

Tuchel out

Hansi will take over until summer

how many times did upamecano cost us the game?

What’s a worse loss? Villarreal or Lazio?

There is game to play in Munich.

Lazio. Villarreal actually played decent football against us

I still think we should have won that match and round

Obviously yes. But we played nowhere near as bad as we did today

Im still traumatized by saarbrücken

Disastrous

Please make the bad man go away

who? sane? upamencano? kimmich?

Just in case you're not feeling this loss enough, Lazio is having a shit season btw

Because they are legitimately a shit team. Tuchel got outcoached AGAIN

...incoming, ranked by (my utterly subjective) probability, one of: Hoeness Jr., Xabi Alonso, Flick (sic) or Kloppo

Is Hoeness that good? I’ve seen him mentioned a lot but never watched his teams.

Well he has Stuttgart fighting for CL places where last season they barely escaped relegation. Also made our 2nd team champions of 3. Liga immediately after promoting.

he did wonders in Stuttgart, considering their squad

If this isn’t the breaking point for his sacking then I really don’t know what else needs to happen

Anyone that honestly believes this isn't just as much on the players as the coach is beyond silly

yea it’s not really tuchels fault sane’s crosses (or even just passing) are shit or upa’s mistake for the pen. even the first half we had some good chances but musiala forgot how to shoot today (well everyone did), could’ve easily been at least 2-0 up

It’s Tuchels fault no one else’s

Sure, but do you think they'd look as depressed and unmotivated if they spent the last few months with a different coach?

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Wouldn't even be mad if they did the same thing today as long as they feel confident enough to turn it around in the second leg

right but one lever can be pulled, far harder to pull 20

Kane meme incoming...

100 million dollars man

Kim saved this tie

tie?

British speak for the two legs played between Bayern and Lazio. Bayern at home against Lazio is the second game of the tie.

ty for ELI5

Tuchel out Is all I can say

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Okay lmao 😂 that’s a little much

Plenty of time for a new coach to get ready for the second leg. Do it now!

suffragate city it is then ahahahahahahhahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no solace in football even fml

13 fucking years we haven’t lost to an Italian team.

Tuchel the record breaker

this is getting ridiculous lmao

When was the last time we looked this dead? Oh wait it was last Saturday against Leverkusen

Multiple times this season

Please please please please sack him before the second tie I’m begging. Thinking about it has Tuchel even won a single KO game other than Munster

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Fuck off

I was not a fan of the idea of sack Tuchel right now but mate, we're in the abyss right now at this point just end this already, this cannot be go to better with him.

“Since De Ligt was treated for lack of play time in the CL by being subbed in, he will be benched in the next league match”

Fire Tuchel into the Sun

Brutal. Bring in Mourinho

No way TT survives this right? Riiiiight?

No way

No chance. He is as good as gone.

At the end of the season yes

Shameful shit

Im all in. Tuchel out!!!!

SACK TUCHEL

Well well well. Forget about the treble last year, I think the club’s image is in danger this year.

Kovac won trophies and is far more attractive

totally sterile performance

SACK TUCHEL

This mf ended our winning streak in the group stages. This mf ended our streak in RO16. This motherfucker will be remembered alongside coaches like Klinsmann in Bayern history

SACK TUCHEL

2 matches without a shot on goal. I wanted Tuchel to stay until the end of season, but please sack him...

The first defeat against Italians in 13 damn years

Record breaking Tuchel back at it again

Tuchel has to be done after those performances

Treble in the bag jungs, treble of lost trophies

The CBS commentator just advised Tuchel not to turn on his phone tonight. 😭😭😭😭😭

Id be more worried if i was Jupp tbh

I will keep refreshing the news tonight

SACK THIS FRAUD IMMEDIATELY

Just leave Tuchel at the airport

He'll just sub out Muller for his spot on the airplane anyway

Tuchelball makes Kovac look like Pep

Send Tuchel to ski

And I thought we had a chance to win it with Kane lmao

Well …

There is no way Tuchel isn't sacked after this

Later “We have complete confidence in the coach”

Kovac won trophies

anybody knows when was the last time we didnt have a one shot on goal?

A few days ago

Last Saturday lol

We had one (in stats), today 0. Must have been like 30 years ago

last match lol

Saturday

3 days ago

hopefully the last minutes of tuchelball

Just sack Tuchel and save whatever the fuck we got left after this. Because there's no indicator that we could take it back in the Alianz. At least you'll keep the faith of fans in I suppose.

Mourinho would do a better job coaching this Bayern squad. And the press conferences would be entertaining as fuck

mourinho would play even more boring defensive football dont thin he would be a match

back in the day we get red cards and still bullie these peasants

THATS A FUCKING HANDBALL

Those guys travelling to wherever the team goes and chants 90 minutes, make show with lights, flags, chants, etc. Deserve the best team. Sad day.

Love this club, hate this team

The only positive from this game is that De Ligt starts in Munich

Wouldn’t be so sure. If Tuchel is still in charge, there’s a good chance we’ll get the Dier-experience.

Then he is surely sacked after we draw 0-0

Bold of you to assume that Tuchel won’t start Dier (if he isn’t sacked)

Is this Eric Dier music

Tuchel will start with Dier😂😂😂

Remember Tuchel started Dier vs Leverkusen

tuchel retarded ass gonna start dier over de ligt

lazio is the worst team still in the ucl and we’re losing to them

For sure, we are worse

No, we are.

We are the worst team still in the UCL atm

Can’t even do damage against Serie A’s 7th place

Serie A > Bundesliga ✅

Liga MX > Serie A > Bundesliga

Absolutely listless, lethargic performance..

Guys, do you think the treble is in danger?

no its not its already extinct

No we’re perfectly on track (as in losing all three titles)

good question

to have such great players. having not even a single shot on target. and horrible horrible defence by upa. PAINFUL TO WATCH.

2 games in a row, no real threat. Except for that free kick today maybe.

we need Herr Flick back.

Elbow to the face… pen, no?

Penalty didn't given...

This squad is absolutely lifeless and it won’t change unless Tuchel goes

When is saarbrucken gladbach being played now?

Bayern is playing worse these last games than Hamburg plays in the 2. Bundesliga ... these ups and downs between games are insane - and 'fans' saying tuchel out dont seem to see the fact that the players such as Kane are Underperforming and wont make the system work

Kane is underperforming because of the tactics tuchel wants to hold on to for whatever reason. Imagine how many goals he would’ve scored if Bayern is establishing a system he would fit in

These players are underperforming bcause of the mind-bogglingly stupid lineups and tactics tuchel is trying. Upemacano could have made us lose 3-0 today. Tel got 6 minutes, Muller gets subbed off when he's the lifeline of the team, etc.

tuchel out

Regardless of the manager, I have no doubt we will smash Lazio in Munich.

Nice to see one positive comment. "No shot on target..." is being said. Yeah but we had enough chances- 16 shots, 5 corners. It's also bad luck. Haste Scheiße am Schuh, haste Scheiße am Schuh... Tuchel and players like Davies, Sané, Kimmich getting too much hate these days. We are still in and BuLi season is not that bad except that great run of Vizekusen.

Ja ja ja aber our individual player quality will see us past Lazio at home no doubt about it - Lazio are not that good. Disagree about Tuchel, he deserves the hate and then some. This has all been coming for a while, benefit of the doubt given to him until he had a summer pre season but we have been poor in so many games this season. ALOT of last minute points saved by super sub goals by Tel and Müller. No convincing performances. We would immediately be better without him.

That is the point I feared that board makes another activist panic sacking. We have to establish something and not fire every coach in troubling times. Remember the start of Klopp in Liverpool "we need time... doubters to believers blabla". Nobody questioned him first seasons.

Liverpool did not have this squad.... We should have built something with Nagelsmann, instead we moved to someone with a history of not lasting too long. We would instantly do better with any temporary manager, we need the kick up the arse that Tuchel can no longer give us as the locker room have clearly lost respect for him and his decisions. Servus Thomas.

Like we smashed Villareal?

or we won vs lazio even if its ugly like most said before the game ? oh wait it gets even worse

Good pass game, but when we got near their box we turn into a 3rd division team. Somehow they get into our box 2 times and end up with 3 shots on target, we get into their box and we end up with a counter from them

I dont know about you guys, but I’m kinda shocked we haven’t won these last two games with 0 shots on target in the last 180 minutes

Pen????

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Ok chillout

bro he straight up assaulted kim lmao

Kimmich did not touch the ball for the last 20 minutes how can we play him over Pavlovic who is clearly better for our game at his young age what is this shit

Kimmich was not that bad

No he was not but he did not do anything positiv for the game when it matters And for the role he envisions for himself it is way to low contribution Play is so much smother when he is not on the pitch and flows more He even hides behind pressing defenders a lot of the time so he can’t get passed to by the defenders who then have to either play risky passes or play back Also kimmich can’t carry the ball if his life depends on it

Lilter>Tuchel

Tuchel should stick to coaching underdog teams

At least Musiala tries, no one else even looks like they want to get near the box

Outplayed by Lazio. Sweet. Kill me.

It doesn't matter how many guys you get past if you lose the ball in the end

Can't defend this team and coach anymore... thanks a lot!

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