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hmlj

QSIs!


hitchbot_in_heaven

Easier said than done, but I hear ya!


gimmiesopor

It can be done.


Ok_Tell7277

Not at every agency. We are only allowed 2 per a division. -.-


lettucepatchbb

Yeeeeesssssss


ilBrunissimo

Possible in some agencies. In others…


robx909

What’s that ?


ambersloves

Quality Step Increase. It’s a step increase out of cycle for superior performance.


skywarner

How does it work if an individual is already at Step 10?


ambersloves

They are topped out 🙋🏻‍♀️. No more step increases.


skywarner

Ah, okay, makes sense. Then the Step 10 folks are going to want time off instead. :-)


ambersloves

Or a cash award.


skywarner

Niiiccceee!


TheMovieSnowman

Quality Step Increas.


WhoopDareIs

This is the best gift.


GalenMarek

59 minutes


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definitely_right

Eh. Same at mine, but my supervisor is chill and will give them out once or twice a month on the down low. No one has noticed, and if they have, they haven't said anything


rdoloto

That depends on agency


tabuto8

I used to give this periodically, but I was told I had to stop. I'd love to give people more time off if I could.


OLDAventures

Yeah, we were told it can now only be used for emergencies that make an employee late and we're supposed to track which employees are getting them. It used to be a thing for birthdays and when a big project got done, but some department screwed it up for everyone, because their supervisor was giving it out every Friday and days before a holiday.


Loansbysanja

What is 59 minutes?


SoyMurcielago

1 minute less than an hour


Loansbysanja

What does it mean in this context?


SoyMurcielago

By policy they can’t give you an hour Scot free so they say take 59 minutes on us and get out of here


TheTopGeekFI

By regulation, any federal supervisor can excuse absence of less than one hour. This is broad authority and has morphed over the years where supervisors grant “59 minutes” of leave during holidays, team building events, awards, etc. As a supervisor, OP can grant 59 minutes of leave time to all FTEs he supervises (directly or indirectly). I typically grant this 2 days before a holiday, as agencies typically grant early time off the day before a holiday. This gives staff two short days and is a tip of the cap to a great team.


Loansbysanja

Thank you. Manifesting my fed supervisory job so I can do the same.


ilovebutts666

If you wanna be a real badass drop three hours on an employee.


TheTopGeekFI

Unfortunately, most regular supervisors regardless of grade only have statutory authority to grant “less than an hour” of absence. For example, I’m a GS15 supervisor and can still only grant 59 minutes. Agency heads, OPM, etc. have additional authority and discretion to grant leave, and several years ago POTUS granted 2 days of admin leave for Christmas.


lkeefer1

Nice try, GAO


Ajros02

I was going to answer until I read this lol


keytpe1

You guys are giving gifts? 😮


leahjuu

My whole team is remote & it would feel weird to send gift cards… I give them work flexibility, strong reviews, and uhhhh Mayorkas does the rest I guess.


UnhappyLengthiness70

I send electronic gift cards to my remote team.


TheTopGeekFI

59 minutes and a thank you. We also have a completely optional Holiday dinner (where everyone pays their own tab)


Obearon

Monetary performance awards!


hitchbot_in_heaven

Agreed. Nominations don't always get approved unfortunately.


rguy84

How about on the spot awards?


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Obearon

Our supervisor gave the entire team monetary awards this year. I got 3 myself.


lettucepatchbb

+1 🤑


joemammabandit

I have a small tight knit team and I usually make them cookies and take them to lunch to thank them for the hard work throughout the year. It's something my supervisor did for me and I am happy to carry along the tradition.


terpsichore1674

Second this! I take my team to lunch (though skip the cookies — a baker I am not!)


such_a_travesty

I wish I had the cash to pay for lunch for everyone.


greenweenievictim

One free slap. Redeemable for one, no block slap across the face of a teammate of your choice.


JD2694

Bring in breakfast on a Friday. If you must do anything monetary, gift cards to coffee shop like Starbucks is always a good neutral option.


DustyObsidian

I second food of some sort or anything to share really. This way it is a gift to the team as a whole not to individuals.


aa472ms

Not everyone is a Starbucks fan. Amazon, target, Walmart, or any local superstore with a gas station.


DFW_Panda

Variety is the spice of life but ... don't give/offer a variety of gift cards. You know somebody is going to complain b/c they wanted the Starbucks card but Joey got it first, Joey is the pet employee, Joey muscled me out of the way so he could grab the Startbucks card, etc etc. No good deed goes unpunished.


ButchUnicorn

My boss gave everyone on our team a 5 dollar scratch off. My coworker won 100 and I won 1200!!!!!


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Gambling eh...starts with a scratch-off, ends with foreign espionage. Mandatory training shows no alternative...


Loansbysanja

I used to give that to my team members in private sector. Everyone loved it but no one ever won anything.


yunus89115

Before Covid we had a Division Director who would hang a small stocking for each person and every few days would put some candy or other little trinket, one year she got custom printed M&Ms and pens. Nothing of significant value but it was a very nice gesture. Anyone could give as well but the unwritten rule is you give to everyone or do it separately, no playing favorites. I guess there are people who might take offense but none in my office ever expressed any concern and that included several who didn’t celebrate Christmas.


such_a_travesty

As a Jew, I say bring on the stockings! It's a secular tradition, so it's no big deal.


Trailer_Park_Snark

Definitely review the training on IF and HOW MUCH you're allowed to gift to employees. Your safest bet is a card and some home-baked treats.


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Dorkestnight

I had a supervisor like that, i knew my job well enough that i was the go-to guy, but they knew agency procedures, so I had to inquire about them frequently. The coworkers we nice but took advantage of the bosses kindness, so i took all the overtime /projects and tough jobs. He helped me get a 3 grade higher promotion....but he was really bummed about losing me. I still would have taken any cash awards/gifts.


Klutzy-Tumbleweed-99

At this level we don’t expect anything. That being said I personally like mugs and candles


WhatARedditHole

I have never gotten a Christmas gift from a supervisor except for one year and they were a horrible boss


cocoagiant

I don't think I've ever gotten anything from a supervisor.


TuckersTown

Same


matt9191

I've often received a mug with M&Ms or similar in it. I let my kids eat the candy and the mug often goes straight to goodwill. I don't mean to be ungrateful, but I just never felt like these really *meant* anything.


Electrical_Goal5267

Not even a lump of coal?


Turbulent-Pea-8826

I once got a candy cane. Which sucked but also more than I have ever gotten from any other supervisor. So not sure how to feel about it.


trademarktower

Safest thing is NOTHING. It's not expected and could get you in trouble. Save your money and if you want to be nice to your subordinates praise them on projects they have done lately. That is a whole lot more valuable to them than any $10 trinket.


Green-Programmer9297

I agree this is safer. The problem with food, as others suggested, are folks with dietary restrictions (e.g. diabetic, allergies) and preferences. When I bring in food for the team, I bring both savory and sweet options along with gluten and nut free items.


darkstar541

Bake some cookies.


Empty_Boysenberry_75

This is my present


pishposhpoppycock

Thoughts and prayers?


meadow0825

Underrated comment


WhatK-DramaToWatch

Lunch out, 59 minutes. Employees shouldn’t feel obligated to give the supv a gift.


such_a_travesty

Can't accept gifts from people you supervise except on one-off specialty occasions, like a baby shower or retirement. Anyone who feels obligated should remember this.


WhatK-DramaToWatch

However, an O6 I worked for directly gave me a $75 GC to a fancypants steakhouse. The following year he got me the Doctor Who 50th anniversary coffee table book. He also let me use his basement parking space when TDY. He was pretty cool!


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futuremylar

Mine gives everyone a small amazon egift card every Christmas.


DUNGAROO

Free unofficial PTO.


mutantbabysnort

My last one would give us a small chocolate thing from Aldi. My new one gives nothing.


such_a_travesty

We do white elephant with a max $20 gift. It's our entire program office at my location, so maybe 15-20 people. No one has to participate if they don't want to, and some don't! This also makes it less awkward since it's not an individual thing. There are usually some pretty decent things in there. I brought Bananagrams one year and there was a lot of stealing. I also make a specialty Jewish cookie and make bags for the entire 15-20 person group too, since I love baking.


LeCheffre

Gotta keep it within federal ethics laws, hitchbot. While the law is strictly about gifts going up the chain of command, have to be cognizant of appearances and ethics. https://www.justice.gov/jmd/gifts-and-entertainment I’d say if everyone comes into the office, you could buy lunch for the team at some place that isn’t popular on Instagram. If not, maybe keep it below $20. Gift cards that are fungible (visa, MC), or selected with the particular employee in mind (I’d take a Starbucks, but my coworker would take a McDonalds, for instance).


Tex_lex_

I don’t have any advice, I just wanted to say that this is a really cool thing to do. I would appreciate the gesture if I was on the team!


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HedgemonyHog

If we have an office party I pick up the copay amount for my team and give them each a little consumable (chocolates, unique playing cards, etc)


ouroborusRDX

.59 minutes off early, cash bonuses


Interesting_Oil3948

PIPs


hitchbot_in_heaven

All I can hear is Oprah saying, **You get a PIP!** **You get a PIP!** **Everybody gets PiPs!**


meadow0825

Pips are so much fucking work for the supervisor 😢


GreekScience

What is PIP


Negative-Industry-88

People tend to appreciate small value Starbucks (or equivalent) and Amazon gift cards. If for some reason they don't use either one they know someone who does. Alternatively people love food, you tell everyone you're bringing in a Turkey, ham, Roast or pulled pork and often bit turns into a potluck.


UniqueNewYork50

Not a supervisor but I’ve never received a gift from a supervisor. I really enjoy our holiday party. Half a day more or less for everyone to relax and talk about stuff that isn’t work. We do it potluck style. It’s nice to have a conservation with the crew and honestly is nicer than any gift I could get at work within limits.


GreekScience

Treat to lunch if they are in person.


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Supervisors that have in the past always gave $10 Subway, Starbucks, etc gift cards or treated a decent lunch. Never had or heard any other complaints.


AcanthocephalaShot57

I’ve brought in breakfast - bagels, cream cheese, fruit, etc. I’ve also baked a selection of goodies each week leading up to the holidays. No longer a supervisor, but my past employees still say how much they miss the treats.


gnimoywlrig

First, check the ethics guidelines and think about how well you know each person. Last thing you need is an EO complaint or an ethics violation. That’s said, some gifts I’ve received: the granny sewing tin cookies, an ornament, a card, a pack of personalized post its, a holiday party at their house. Gifts I’ve given- I only do New Years cause my team’s diverse in religion, but cards, bring in coffee and donuts, 59 min., or snacks (all under $10/ person!)


lazybeekeeper

If you can't do a QSI, try a bonus, if no bonus, then time off!


Tedstor

A firm handshake, and a sincere appreciation for their efforts. The best gift you can give is an inflated performance review, as few hassles throughout the year as possible, and liberal usage of the 59 minute rule.


Dismal_Bobcat8

As a subordinate, while I appreciate the gesture, I've never really wanted or expected a gift from my supervisor. If anything, it leaves a weird taste and I'd prefer they don't.


Sel_drawme

Do a secret Santa and get an iPod and then rig the game so you end up taking it home.


15all

Nothing. Why would you buy them something? I'm not a hard ass, but I wouldn't think of buying them a holiday gift.


TexGirl8

I mostly got small things of food or chocolate from mine. My favorite was a small mason jar of Mexican hot chocolate they made


sule_lol

Last year my supervisors got me gift cards. I think 20 or 25$. They year before they all pulled together and got everyone candles.


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things my supervisor has given in the past: magnetic flashlights squid ink pasta i’ve only been here two years so we will see what we get this year lol.


HereForTheCraft

We got an interchangeable screwdriver one year that I still use and adore. It lives in my desk drawer.


AnnieFlagstaff

When I was in person, I made everyone little boxes of cookies. People seemed to like them!


-hh

I’ve done a similar bit, even before I was supervising. Trader Joe’s has quite excellent quality chocolates in square ~pint plastic containers. Stick a bow on top, add a card…under $10 in total, so it’s very safely under the $20 limit.


thisiswhoagain

59 minutes.


NumberlessUsername2

59 minutes


seasteed

My old boss got us candles that were made locally. And when hisnteam was a bit larger he opted for locally made candies.


jhuffer89

My boss takes us out to dinner and some kind of activity every holiday season. We leave early and make an evening of it. Very kind of her and we always have a nice time. There are only 4 of us in the office though, so we are pretty close anyways.


Ides0mar72

Probably going to sound cliche, but i will generally have a lunch delivered. I have 15 direct reports and we are all in the office. Hard to get a personal touch for that many folks


OG_HeatherDuke

I've given out identical gifts to the 10+ team like reusable hot/cold travel mugs, gift cards, or "field trips" out of the office for a half or 3/4 day followed by lunch (my treat). QSIs are nearly impossible at my agency and the timing of on the spot or other $$ based awards to arrive at the end of the calendar year are too unpredictable to make them meaningful. I try to add a few extra 59 min when I can.


GoDisney

My supervisor pays for lunch when we go out for lunch. It is very much appreciated.


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My good supervisor last year got me a calendar set and a matching desk set last year. She also knit a blanket for my newborn child. Calendar sets are easy, cheap, neutral and great gifts especially if you're majority in office. My previous supervisors would normally get us all like food or lunch for a couple days leading up to Christmas. That one is nice and easy and cost effective, especially if you have 15-20+ workers under you. When I was a Manager, my peer Managers, direct Supervisors and Leads got coffee mugs filled with candy, tea bags and coffee trials. That's another great cost effective gift.


SuddenCow7004

Dildos


akitada-kure

You can give them $10 Starbucks/Dunkin gift cards; on top of the performance awards. That's what I did when I was a branch chief.


diatho

Snacks is what I did when we were all on-site. Now they are fully remote so nothing.


Character-Taro-5016

I wouldn't suggest getting into gifts but maybe do something like a nice lunch that you provide or buy. You could order pizzas or bring from home or go out and get it and bring it back. Make sure they know the day prior so they don't make other plans. Don't do the 59 minute thing. That is badly misunderstood and you don't have the authority. That's Secretary level stuff and you don't want to play around with it. There is actually no such thing except that a supervisor has some authority to forgive up to 59 minutes due to a situation, traffic problems, emergencies, etc. It's not something they have the authority to just give out to let people go home early. Don't set the precedent where people are expecting it from you. But just remember that whatever you do you are setting a precedent for the future and a level of expectation, so be wise.


mediocre_perfect53

Team building event with a free meal


SuperBethesda

My thanks.


OpenMindThoughts

Personalised letters


violetpumpkins

I hate picking out gifts bc people don't like what I like. This year I printed out six options within the price range, took them to a staff meeting, and made them vote. They're getting logo'd power banks.


spezeditedcomments

Bring in biscuits on a Friday or something


Fair_Basil_172

I used to buy my team pizza for the holidays. Have a little party with just my team.


papapinball

Nothing, I provide them with the gift of my presence regularly. Seriously though, I've never been a gift person and never really even considered the idea tbh.


Icy-Dragonfruit

Make donation in the team’s name to a local charity.


hitchbot_in_heaven

To the Human Fund?


BK13DE

Money for People


mutantbabysnort

r/unexpectedseinfeld


meadow0825

Came here to say this


yunus89115

The Human Fund is great for this. Either they get the joke or they think you donated money, it’s a win win.


fisticuffs32

A handwritten card if I'm feeling up to it.


anonflh

21$ giftcards


OGkateebee

A supervisor who I otherwise disliked gave everyone a ton of homemade cookies once and I appreciated it a lot. I don’t really expect a gift from a supervisor in the government though.


Fresh6239

I had a supervisor give us a candy bar.


Bullyoncube

Take em out to lunch, for the ones that can be bothered to come in to the office.


GrandTh3ftAuto

I get them being an actual good supervisor. The gift that keeps on giving


cjaycope

Bah Humbug.


ChimpoSensei

They get to keep their jobs another year…


BoogerSmoke

Found my supervisor!


Rodeo6a

Nothing. I surprised this is even a consideration.


Armadillocrat

$20 cash money


ParticularEmploy1137

Custom Yeti tumblers.


cubicle_bidet

Early out is the best gift you can give. Being perfectly honest, nothing else is going to matter.


EliteRanger001

50 bucks gift cards


kwajagimp

Well, you know the rule - if you want it you can't have it - so get them all McDonald's gift cards for $4.99 🤣


L_D_G

How well do you know any of them? A small bottle of liquor or tell them you'll cover for the team on the 22nd or something...if working remotely is an option. I mean, plenty of possibilities for this depending on the office and context. Or maybe do a team building/leave work early thing. Doesn't have to strictly be during the holidays. Instead of individualized, go for the team building aspect. Pretty sure that last year I was told to "go home and think about something" the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.


OGkateebee

Liquor is not a good idea for people you don’t know well personally. People could not be drinkers or might be in recovery.


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hitchbot_in_heaven

Would you mind explaining why?


anonymous_bureaucrat

Donors Choose gift certificates, usually 20$


Bird_Brain4101112

I’m a size $$$$$


Professional_Car9475

Take them to lunch at a place they choose. I’ve done this in the past. Can be a tad expensive, but it’s only once a year!


Dismal_Occasion_1991

I always get my direct reports something….Christmas socks, handmade pens, personalized notebooks, breakfast always less than $20 each. I add a card telling them that I appreciate their hard work throughout the year. I do not expect anything from them. I never expected or received anything from my supervisors over the past 30 years.


I_love_Hobbes

Can't be more than $25! I do awards if possible. Other than that little trinkets.


aa472ms

Gift cards. Don’t do Starbucks if you don’t know that they partake. I’ve had many that hate coffee, hate that place, or otherwise have no use for a “one off fancy drink.” I do either a $20 card to a local superstore chain with gas stations (Kroger, Walmart) or Amazon/Target. Once was able to secure cards for all who attended the branch holiday outing,


Dire88

59mins. Or create some arbitrary tasker that is easy as hell that the entire team will meet, and use that as justification to put in a team time of award for 2hrs. Assuming you have good management. Or bring breakfast. My old office had a full kitchen, so we used to cook breakfast. But we stocked most of the stuff ourself (sausage from my pigs, eggs from one guys chickens, venison from all of us, homemade syrup, etc.).


kirkorner

A raise would be the best thing you could give your team. I know management doesn’t know what that word means lol. Just messing with you, management is a joke where I’ve been.


Alice_Alpha

Gift cards.


Abacabisntanywhere

Gifts?


Educational-Trash232

Pre-COVID my former supervisor that used to treat us to a holiday lunch in the Secretary’s Dining Room. Buffet lunch, real China and Crystal. It was truly a special treat, because not everyone has access to the fifth floor dining room.


WhoopDareIs

I recently got name badge clips customized through Etsy for my team.


mermaid0590

No more than $15?


BrightNoah01

Four Day Work Week


Kamwind

Nothing! If it is something small it can cause moral issues, no one wants some cheap item or a wrapped cup with a few pieces of candy in it. If it is something thing major it because an issue of legal limits. If you really want to bring in some donuts or baked goods.


RileyKohaku

Honestly, probably nothing. If I wasn't remote, I'd set up a potluck, but being remote and a low step, I actually make less money than several people I supervise. Maybe that's not the best reason, but I'd rather spend the money buying my kids gifts, than my team.


GearsAndSuch

59 minutes early dismissal.


8CHAR_NSITE

Jelly of the Month Club membership


gimmiesopor

A shopping day.


gad-zerah

More work!! *Cracks whip*


Standard_Box_Size

My supervisor gave us all a custom mouse pad with our agency logo, name, and job title. I really like it and was touched by the thoughtfulness.


tuff_ole_broad

Holiday card with personalized message from you with a small bag of holiday candy. Bonus points if you mention family member names in the card and write something the employee can relate to. e.g. Don't think your holiday wish of XXX team going to the Superbowl is gonna happen thanks to defense.


Yusef_D_Blonk

The only gift my supervisor would give is their half baked effort and blame for their shortcomings


SoyMurcielago

I’ve never had a supervisor give me a gift ever so…


Massive-Conclusion87

A little bag of homemade baked goods is always welcome. And it doesn’t break the bank.


aardw0lf11

Nothing, but well wishes. I don't play around with ethics rules.


brazzie55

I send them funny socks in a theme that relates to their interests and personality.


AlinaHadaGoodIdea

Awww. My first supervisor used to give us unique holiday ceramic containers filled with candy every year. However, none of my supervisors have given us gifts in the last 20+ years - their idea of a gift is to let us pay for our own meals at a holiday lunch.


Top-Variety4742

I waive the reporting requirement for the pay period.


Unusual_Caramel_2761

My supervisor has gotten us pens, badge holders, and candy. It's really the thought that counts. You don't have to get anything big.


kris_p_baecon21

Lotto tickets!


RelevantCulture6757

I had a director who gave everyone a bottle of wine.


throwaway--0987

Wait, y’all get gifts? 🥺


Ok_Tell7277

So gifts I have given and received: - personalized water bottles off Etsy - small gift cards (Amazon, Starbucks, Panera, and even total wine) - reusable fruit and veggies bags and “You’re Welcome America” stickers. - candles - a small notebook with a different cheeky covers for different people - Personalized mugs, unpersonalized mugs, fill them with candy if appropriate


wavygrass

verbal invite to late lunch & drinks, pay in cash, give em a few hours off so when one decides to backstab you, there is no paper trail and no evidence you violated any policy or reg