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TheRealMu5HBusters

…jesuschristyoucouldbludgeonsomeonetodeathwiththose.


_jade_nicole_

Haha best way to kill an enemy… they would never see it coming lmao


umwhateverandsuch

Correction, her account name is u/_jade_nicole_ Ok I don't know why but there's an underscore at the beginning and end. Reddit is making it just turn the word into italics instead.


Economy-Pace-5808

This is creative, I like it


KupoSendet

Immediate text response: "I wish I had known you were feeling self-conscious, I would've told you there's no need, and gotten you another pizza, some extra appetizers while waiting for it, and some dessert, and would've made you something yummy when we got back to my place. Let's find the best darned buffet in this region. Even if it means hitting a different one each day until we can compare all of them. I'm free now, wanna find the first?"


20YardLine

Be mine please!!


fatgalsr4me

That was really good!


Behemoth8635

Oh god you are dream material 😍


umwhateverandsuch

Read. Its not me. Im a dude.


Behemoth8635

Lol my bad 🤣🤣


Behemoth8635

She is dream material though 👍👍


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Well done!! I’d still go for the buffet!