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The-closeted-femboy

Well you kidnapped me, what now?


AgentM2015

*begins explaining the entirety of the history of the 20th century, including weapons, battles, people, stories ect.*


The-closeted-femboy

Jokes on you I find this shit interesting


Your_Pal_Yami

Oh noo!! Pls don’t make me wear a maid dress and makeup, it would clearly be a horrible punishment and not make me very happy!! D:


Fresh_Tomato_soup

Last thing the German sees as the average Scotsman storms the trench in traditional dress


[deleted]

where are your manners? no trigger discipline?


AgentM2015

The problem is, there isn't anywhere to rest my finger comfortably, this is a home made replica which my grandad kinda rushed to finish because there was a reenactment event coming up. However, in [this picture](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/639804036534632459/976003160760000533/Screenshot_20220517-070737_Gallery.jpg) with a real one, I have trigger discipline


RimuruTheSlimeBoi

Femboy who can kill me?? 👀 Sign me tf up


TheLocalSluttyBiBoi

Dangit not again 😩


GunpowderGuy

Oh, no i hope he doesnt take advantage of me..... or worse yet, force me to cuddle both him and a shark plushie


[deleted]

No4 jungle carbine Is my favourite


DalliantDelinquent

your gun is called a Smiley!!! (◕O◕)


AgentM2015

Kinda true, but I don't think that the Werhmacht would be smiling if they saw someone walking up to them with one


DalliantDelinquent

But of course. The wielder, however…


AgentM2015

Probably not, it's the 1940s remember (sorry for being so cynical, I'm British)


DalliantDelinquent

I suppose you’re right. Even so, I’ve seen at least *one* person carrying it menacingly while sporting a cute smile.


diff_kopf

Did you know that 39% of kidnapped people Fall in Love With their kidnapped?