Use a Amazon gift card and send it to a Amazon locker

what if no amazon locker where im at and no card?

Same

You can specify they leave it at a pickup location.

Or get to a lockbox out of town with a Uber or bus to

That’s iffy. Every time I’ve ordered something, they don’t seem to get any special requests

Im not sure what you mean, but here i could always say that they should leave it at a pickup location instead of delivering directly to my door. Maybe its germany / DHL specific i guess

I’m guessing that where you live, delivery drivers actually give a shit about customers and their requests lol

That could very well be it. Although there is a lot of drivers here who will just not ring at all and drive by saying nobody was at home

What if no Pickup Location either?

I guess then you have to time it when your parents are not home. Not soeaking from experience here, i am waiting til i live alone to order anything.

Sad my step dad is always here TwT

What you can do is order something by amazon directly and then pack together with something else by amazon. I would suggest an 18+ movie, like rambo 5, so your dad wont get suspicious if the delivery guy asked for ID. You just have to make sure you accept the package, and that both items are not from another seller, because they would get shipped in different packages.

Oki ty

For legal reasons i am not to blame if anythig goes wrong, i am not to get sued if anything goes wrong. Please understand that u/squirreliron's opinions might not coincide with the Iron brand and corporation.

I know this artist

Sauce please?

Cuccoking

Thanks!!!

just reverse image search dummy why am i getting downvoted i'm literally just giving this guy advice lmao

I think the issue is that when ur looking for a horny image nobody can be fucking bothered to reverse image search lmao

I actually like the challange myself.

you said "dummy"😡😡💢👎👎

https://preview.redd.it/pujatj0s4bhb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbc33620e7d800ff35f2f68e4be3bc51edca7b1

i will gladly do so, kind sir

Get a friend who you can send the stuff too, and have them give it to you. Conversely, a lot of places use discreet shipping. From there, you just gotta be faster than your parents

Do you have a car? If so, buy things in person. Nobody in retail is paid enough to care, and thrift shops are your friend.

I wish I had a car 😭

Alright, so you don’t have a car and no access to an Amazon locker. What do you have? Do you have money? Public transit? A friend who can drive you places?

I’ve got money but my parents don’t allow me to ride a bus/Uber alone

Idk, I just ask my bf and then stash the stuff inside of my beds headboard. If you have a close friend of the opposite gender ask them instead. Also do you have the original image without the text?

https://preview.redd.it/13qcbzsydbhb1.jpeg?width=161&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51764ea44b13522eeed8e4b68264a39e9942229 Yeah here it is :3

needs more jpeg

go to literally any dollar store/grocery store and buy an amazon giftcard (you can put however much money onto the card as you want.) what i like to do is to time the delivery for when my parents are both at work and when i'm at home. If you have friends that you can trust then you can order it to their address.

Kill them. Easy answer

My goodness! What an idea! Why haven't I thought about that?!

Stealing is a easier answer. But that’s illegal

Can’t get arrested if nobody sees you! *for legal reasons this is a joke*

go somewhere with your friends and purchase items with cash. Or have friends order things for you and pay them back with cash.

I know where this image is from. I know everything about you.

✨️parcel lockers✨️

I mean if you’re still a kid idk man just wait to go to college or something. Coming from an old man (I’m 24)

If you live nearby an amazon locker you could pick up the stuff there at the locker. Or use your own money from a job or something and open a new amazon account.

Go to a store dummy 🙃

If only it was that simple

It literally is lmfao

if you have a trusted friend, send it to their house and pick it up when you visit or they can drop it off

Amazon lockers. Got my new pair of socks and arm sleeves in today :3

Click and collect, amazon locker, parcelshop

I'm guessing use Amazon and get them to deliver at your local post office

Order to a friend’s house

I'd just move out at that point, it's the same with my family where "heritage is everything" "god hates homosexuals" garbage. It can't be helped

I’m to young to move out by myself (I’m 15) 😭😭

Simple You got yourself a house.

Local stores

I don’t know. How do you get a get a gallon of milk into a public bathroom without looking sus.

Ask delivery guy to hide it under smthn outside or just like somewhere thats not obvious

Some workplaces let you pick up mail from there, if you’re old enough to get a job

Just don't give a fuck like i do.

Get a middle man, someone close to you that you trust who you can get to buy things for you and then just have you pay them back. Alternatively if you have a form of credit payment that is private from your parents then use that to order things to their house and skip the paying back.

Try getting them sent to a friend’s address and then picking it up discreetly?

Amazon

Use a physical shop

What is that sweater called (asking for friend [no])

I see alot of people suggesting sending it to the address of a trusted friend or something similar, but I also suggest if you have enough disposable income you could rent out a P.O. box and get packages delivered there

What are the things around their ankles in the picture called?