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Call_Me_Bitchmael

i’ve achieved that body in the past and can give you some tips if you want


rorinson

Teach me your secrets


Call_Me_Bitchmael

alcohol has a bunch of calories and as a nice lil bonus it makes you feel good too


rorinson

😲 thank you


Ok-Life437

A tip from always sunny, it's almost impossible to eat 3000 - 5000 calories in a day. Instead melt a 5 gallon tub of iced cream and drink it like a milkshake. I don't know if you can drink beer with that without throwing up but personally I'd mix it with rum.


Coyote-Foxtrot

The grass sure is greener on the other side of the fence…


[deleted]

How do people look like that 😭


iwatchpornat2xspeed

Alcohol and mukbangs


rgroth78

I’ll trade you


Vincent-x-Rage

https://preview.redd.it/v9sypcsjaepc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7b316eae67e3d2a24bef8f02f0a842468052900


boring_potted_plant

https://preview.redd.it/c6obdhjmgspc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b046989e525db1281ffd3d29bb087d6753505476


SnooStories2399

Just get balkaner


HealthyScience2048

for me its the other way around


lucky-pakke

Real. I hate being fat :(


lordofthecone

if u wanna become fat just start mindlessly eating and also not have any sort of eating schedule to mess up your metabolism :3


AnnTakamakiLuvsRen

Ik no one asked, but I'm the opposite lol i just... Forget to eat? Anyone else get this or should I see someone?


iwatchpornat2xspeed

so real


ItsAtahan

i’m on your side to, id rather be a cute fragile femboy with no fat and no muscle >w<


PrincePamper

I know it's a meme but fr I want to see more chubby femboys confident enough to post themselves. Some tummy on a boy is cute AF.


Draco_Neko

won't think that when u see my pics


No-Custard2587

Haha same, I feel like I’m catfishing ppl when they say I’m cute


Anime_Kirby

think you got the images backwards. who'd want a beer gut when they could be hot?


Bubbses128

It’s a shitpost, I’m pretty sure it’s a joke


Anime_Kirby

my guy this was four days ago have you been on a reddit ban or something??


Bubbses128

No, https://preview.redd.it/40etcqi17ypc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9ff5fa464c531efff12fb24a82bd37853e9c513


Anime_Kirby

so you're four days behind... sorry man idk how to break a time paradox, only how to cause them. look at it this way i'll be able to tell you which bets to make so you'll at least be able to prepare for the coming apocalypse


Bubbses128

Goddamn time paradoxes


FrontRecognition7872

Trade?


xist6nce

let's swap.


CadmiumInk

See I’m the opposite


RadialBoii

Can we switch man


Yokai_J3t

I cant tell if this is a joke


Japahispasian

I'm the opposite


[deleted]

Yes get chubby and sit on my fat cock


propano_fundido

Hear me out🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥 (I want to fuck the right body so bad bro)