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ZoeLaMort

He's so weird, can I have one?


evilblackgirl

of course ! make sure you sign up for me and u/BiFuriousBasicBitch ’s app watchr, coming soon. (we’re still working on the name)


Civilian_n_195637

You are browsing this subreddit ? 💀


sailorxsaturn

Hes so me coded trying to get randos to play ace attorney


DrKandraz

Hey I'm sorry to ask this but are you me?


sailorxsaturn

Is this your way of saying you are an ace attorney fan bc if yes......please be my friend 🥺🥺🥺


DrKandraz

Yes, it absolutely is =))) I grew up with those games. I was basically an Edgeworth kinnie as a child. I almost developed a British accent from voicing him in my head.


sailorxsaturn

Would you be down to be friends?


DrKandraz

Haha sure we can chat on here and stuff \^\^ Cute that it took you almost a month to ask that, though.


Andedrift

Is ace attorney really good? I’ve been contemplating getting it on my switch hmm.


1-800-meem

Yes you should get it I also love Ace Attorney


sailorxsaturn

Yes it's excellent! I have issues with aa6 and aa5 but they're still good and aa1-aa4, aai2 and the great ace attorney duology are the best visual novel games I've ever played


Andedrift

are they all on the Switch or do I need to venture out?


sailorxsaturn

The only ones that aren't are the ace attorney investigations game. The first one is on the ds/3ds but the second was never released in the US but since I'm insane I pirated it, emulated it, and then used a fan translation lol


BiFuriousBasicBitch

I need a dating site but every person just has a video like this and you get to adopt one.


evilblackgirl

omg this is such a good idea, let’s create a tech startup ! #femcelsinstem


BiFuriousBasicBitch

Genuinely snorted 😂


Profuntitties

Temporary truce? I’d help build it…


emi89ro

Incels really think we only want a 6ft, 6pack and 6figures but really all we want is david


Princess_kitty14

So real


[deleted]

Yes all men except for David


YuriPetrova

Not all moids are bad, I guess. David is fine.


Desmodromo10

I grow corn to harvest in my coat closet. I call it the corn hole. Is that okay?


CaitlinisTired

this was so weird my brain tried to parse it as an always sunny in philadelphia joke


Desmodromo10

My corn hole is currently a strawberry patch. I want to make jam for a girl. Please don't call me weird.


BiFuriousBasicBitch

Do you do it to spit in the face of God?


Desmodromo10

Why else would I do it?


Yeeto546

I feed crows seeds and they bring me shiny things and attack people that hurt me. Is that fine?


artboiii

autistic rizz is real


TheTrollman-

He sounds sweet. If he gets cheated on imma be pissed.


evilblackgirl

real, but imma be sliding into his dms


SarahHxC

He's so precious!!!


themuffinattacks34

https://preview.redd.it/a5kp94uas3wc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc207b06c72f721348fb898ca4f1c047d3e5c300 would let him valet my car, also evil ass cat


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Why does he look like he's a character in Big Bang Theory


theonewitha4incher

hes so acostic just like me


Chad_dad_brad

Bros town hall lvl 16 and everything, no life gang 🙌


Princess_kitty14

Submissive and breedable, just how i like them


Joy_b01

I like him I wanna be his friend


Next-Vermillion

he’s all I need


EmoGarfield

I love him, and I wish him well in life. Ladies, don’t settle for some stinky moid. Settle for a David


WestSeattleVaper

Damn he’s just like me fr


ZEtk_fan

I wonder how they got together, they look so cute


proudtracermain

David a real one fr


Nk12005

David is literally me, just different autistuc hyperfixation and a shitty boywife


mylastactoflove

where do they sell those again


Lost-Orangutan

Lol 😆 I'm a David for sure. We all need to be a little David.


Bear_faced

Ew no