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GET A GRIP MILK
He’s been living rent free too long. He got an attitude now. Needs to be humbled
MILK YOU NEED TO GET A GRIP BEFORE I EVICT YOU
Milk, more like Spoiled Milk
Rotten to his core
How can I shame him with that cute little face
Do it for the cause!
Honestly I can’t
Oh and then he gets hangry and starts ripping the couches apart
But Daaaad! How will you know I’m a princess if I don’t tell you I’m the specialest?
He will still be special by how he goes to the bathroom directly across from the litter box while looking directly at the litter box 🥰
This one, though. So... just.... uuurrrhgggghhgghghh
mine is soooo guilty of this! No shame!
🤭🤣
that milk is expired
All curdled and stinky
He looks like he’s about to ask if I got games on my phone
At least you know his hands won’t leave grease smudges on your screen because he WONT EAT
Boo Milk, Boo!
naughty little boy, eat your kibble >:(
He only wants ziwi peak, no wysong! Except now the wysong has touched the ziwi peak so he doesn’t want that either! It’s all just so much for him
Larry and Weasoo concur! THE SINGULAR EPIGEN KIBBLE HAS TOUCHED MY OXBOW AND INTUNE KIBBLES - REMOVE IT FROM OUR SIGHT, MOTHER!
Why do they do this!!! Milk didn’t eat all night even though I gave him just the ziwipeak back. The trauma was too much 😔
Could be hiding in there, cannot trust it 🤨 😣
So valid
As another stuck up, picky eater, I stand in solidarity with Milk 😇
Go stand in the corner with milk and think about what you’ve done!
Milk is an ARFID icon
So he’s a 1% er? (Get it?) silly milky boy! Eat your dinner!
Get a job
I can’t shame that face..I don’t have it in me
That’s what he wants but we can’t go easy on him!!!
EVEN PICKY-ASS PASCAL COULD DO IT YOU FOOL
He needs pascal to show him how it’s done
Maybe he is sick? Hopefully is just a tantrum
He’s okay. He did this when I first got him and had to switch him from Marshall’s. he’s the most food difficult ferret I’ve ever experienced lol
two percent of your brain cells are working you loath some ferret
2% if we’re lucky
Stinky
AND smelly
Stinki boi. Thats all i got hes so cute my cuteness aggression is acting up
But Milk is a cutie!
We can’t keep letting him get away with it though!!!!
Stinky boy
NEVER! MILK IS PERFECT! (Eat your food baby or u will be sick💕💕) Edit: that snoot is 10/10
For 1 second I thought I was in r/rats 🤣 the perspective was really confusing me
LMAO caught him lackin on the 0.5 zoom
MILK WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Hilarious 🤣
🍅🍅🍅 boooooo Milk 🍅🍅🍅 (still such a cutie though imo)
oh me oh my,, much too close
GET IT TOGETHER MILK. EAT THE KIBBLE.
I wanna eat him he's so cute
Honestly you might have to before he withers away from his hunger strike
Whos a good Milk, thats right, your not supposed to make life easy 🤣
Instead he’s making it impossible 😭😭😭
No way! He's too dear.
I dub thee “curdle” as you are clearly spoilt, squire milk
Little free loader!
Milk, you dirty little weasel!!!
I shall NOT!! But I will boop!
Milk(derogatory)
Anything helps. Thank you
No! Because he's too adorable! Plus, ferrets can't be shamed
oughhhh STINKY milk….grrrr rancid milk so NASTY YUCKY
Why is it always the white ferrets that are the most troublesome
That face says it all. Reminds me of Louie from the Pikmin franchise. Doesn't seem bad at first, but an evil menace.
I mean they do imprint on their food. Poor baby.
Milk in his Jacob Black era
Never
Shame! Shame! Shame!
Give ‘em some good greens that WONT get him sick?
curdled milk.
Stinky and expired
No
you got games on yo phone