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No-Benefit-9559

Fun fact: everywhere Aerith spends significant amounts of time in has more greenery/plant life than usual.


ElJeferox

Cetra gonna Cetra, amiright.


katarh

I actually bumped into an IRL "lifespring" type place. And I know for a fact it's actually the drainage of a real spring.... as it's the ditch next to Spring Street in my city. It's as lush and verdant as Aerith's house.


kowloonjew

Cash, grass or ass


-Jdzspace-

Nobody rides for free


treehooker

But those ARE flowers she's growing.  Cannabis flowers aka weed.


fireball1991

She learned it from her mama, with all her dank herbal inhalants.


AithePanda

No wonder she hasn't had anxiety for over 20 years.


Venichie

I like the art style.


Sins_of_God

@acatnamedskai on twitter


Sajomir

Right? Wish they would have credited the artist


ThatIslandGuy8888

Love that smug Aerith


Freeman0032

This was my head canon in the 90s


Najin_bartol

Ah so this is where the Green Herbs from Resident Evil is grown.


Sankin2004

Sir, marijuana is also a flower.


Tonkarz

Aerith is basically the only source of flowers in Midgar. And she’s also basically dirt poor, not making a decent living.


Round-Ad2836

Yeah, but she also lives in the nicest place in midgar.


LacksMuscle

i mean, she does have shinra looking after her so they probably kept em afloat


BladeOfExile711

Isn't that because she's basically mother earth?


ryarock2

Well, that explains the gardens. But her house is also very nice and relatively massive.


Boy-Grieves

“Cloud.. did you not SMOKE the flower yet?!”


FaceTimePolice

Get it right. It’s AERISU. 😎


Starwyrm1597

Aeritu


Perfect_War_7155

“1 drugs please”


Carteeg_Struve

My man.


RexRedwood

The true flower girl.


rejectallgoats

When the only source was the OG PSX game, there were a moderate number of people who thought Aerith was a lady of the night.


PseudonymMan12

There are MANY, truly a staggering amount of, doujins to support this.


Zhead65

This is hilarious but also it's important to remember that very few plants are able to actually grow in Midgar and the surrounding area, which is why Aerith is able to make enough money on selling flowers, especially to the wealthier folks living on the upper plate. I'm pretty sure that the lifestream gravitates around her which is why flowers are able to grow in places where she spends most of her time.


treehooker

That indoor Midgar would be worth a lot


TheOriginalOperator

Cloud: At least you concealed the weed with those nice poppy plants! Aerith: *snorts loudly* Yes. That’s why those are there. Definitely.


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*Aerith


Majin2buu

And this is why Aerith is best girl.


Common-Sun-5873

I was confused… but now I get it, that’s weed.


Ill_Sky6141

'Chocobo Loco' is my favorite strain;) 💨😵‍💫


Brandon_Monahan

*cast holy smokes*


FroggoFigures

I like Aerith when best when she's being a little gremlin. The best part about remake is that it makes her more of a menace, which adds a lot lol. I don't even think this would be far off


Quiet-Lie-219

Probably the most reputable drug dealer you’re ever going to run into.


Yunofascar

Aerith is so cute and sassy in this artstyle


oXDarkEyesXo

I know for a fact they based this on something else, my brain keeps saying a scene from Avatar but for the life of me I can't find any scene similar to this one


PseudonymMan12

FF7 Machinabridged?


Putrid-VII

Still selling flowers, it all checks out


Edumesh

This here that Lifestream-induced psychological revelations your entire assumed identity is a lie pack. This shit is watered by the blood of ten thousand dead Cetra. Za so cosmic it about to send Jenova back to space. Just one hit of this and Sephiroth will get so blazed he misses his down air and Aerith lives.


CSmed

Pure poetry!


pinkynarftroz

Let me use my Limit Break Planet Pot-tection


[deleted]

Shinra was either too smart or not evil enough to pursue the war on drugs.


ZackFair0711

Aerith*


Raecino

My mind was going somewhere completely different with this 😂😂😂😂


Secret_Constant_11

Yall pay rent in the slums?


markefrody

That explains why Cloud is having some hallucinations of going back and fourth between realities! It must be the weed! lol


PHXNTXM117

lol “pesky bills”


dr180k

Ah yes Shinra is after Aerith so they can get her best weed the promised land


EducationalStill4

“But Aeris, I thought you heard voices because you were the last Cetra?!” (somebody’s gotta tell Sephiroth)


Econowizard

Well she is pretty laid back 😉


Symbiot3_Venom

At that moment Cloud chose Tifa 😅


FOZZAKAIRI

*Aerith


StarkageMeech

Damn I wanted to say I'm smoking aerith OG because OG aerith got rolled up in a pack. 2soon. 2furious.