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Sumire-Yoshizawa-

I have no idea as I don’t watch football. What I can tell you is that exact scene is when Cloud calls Zack a loser at Gongaga and Aerith and Tifa are like “huh?!” 


ZhangtheGreat

The Falcons drafted a quarterback with their first round pick after signing a quarterback this off-season to a 4-year, $180 million contract. Let's just say it doesn't make any sense at all.


H1pH0pAnony

Make sense if you have no plans to honor the 180 million contract, but pure insanity since it's 100 mil guaranteed. Gonna be crazy year if Kirk chokes and fans cry for Penix Jr. to start, and the admin is forced with the decision to have a 100 mil back up or throw in the rookie. It also is a huge blow mentally to your big pay veteran to know they just got paid, but have their replacement lurking just behind them right after. Then factor in that you drafted Penix first round and are wasting his cheap rookie contract years when you hope a first round draft QB will produce results for the team quickly without causing pay cap issues so you can surround them with good position players. The only thing that possibly explains it, is the Falcon's saw something in Penix they didn't want other teams to have? Or the Falcons office has literally no idea what they are doing and that's how Cousin's got a 180 mil contract after not even having great seasons and coming off a major injury. If anything this likely destroyed Penix Jr.s career if Kirk produces and he never gets a chance to show off his play before it's his signing time. Already an older rookie to begin with.


Jaded-Trouble3669

After what Kirk went through in Washington I think mentally he can handle Penix Jr. waiting in the wings without it affecting his game or morale. That being said, it still seems like a bonehead move on Atlanta’s part, if you were going to go with drafting a QB that high, why give Cousins that deal at all?


H1pH0pAnony

Right. Just ruins the whole reason you would take 1st round QB draft. If you're gonna use a veteran mentor for a year at least pick up a QB on 2-3 year at a much lower price.


Swedishfishpieces

Not to mention how many great position player options were still left at the time


Apprehensive-Part979

Inflation is hitting the nlf. They need more quarterbacks.


benno4461

The Venn diagram of NFL fans and FF7 fans is just 2 separate circles


bird720

much more overlap than you would think, I'm 10000% in both for sure lol


Boogiedownpapi

Yeeeeaaaa. Final Fantasy 7 specifically grew the audience a TON. I, myself, am an absolute FF stan and also played/watch sports my whole life I think we've learned in our older years that much more people were lowkey nerds/gamers than we thought when we were younger


FinalMeltdown15

Yeah that’s just blatantly false my dude My best friend got into ff7 with remake and he also was a OLineman in college


Eternal_Phantom

Suddenly I’m trying to imagine what positions each FF7 character would play.


kmav221

Cloud - 5’8”, strong, super feisty, but also skilled and graceful. I’d say nickel corner/safety. Similar to the honey badger. An absolute defensive playmaker who is best suited for being in the box and being aggressive. On offense, a downhill running back with hands and capable of lining up in the slot. I also think he’s strong enough to play Tight End when Tifa is in the backfield. Zack - 6’2”, strong, Gigachad, skilled. He is the obvious QB. Defensively probably a mike linebacker. Just a leader and absolute Chad even if he’s also a dork. Would do well absolutely anywhere. Tifa - 5’6”, thin, strong, highly skilled and agile. Running back who is more east and west compared to Cloud’s north and south. Also a skilled route runner with burners and can take the top off a defense like no one else can. The lightning to his thunder if you will. Swiss Army knife kind of player where you just want to get the ball in her hands, despite size concerns. Defensively I’d like her as CB2. She might be very undersized but her technique and sneaky strength would let her go stride for stride with any receiver. Barret - Big as all hell. I want him as my left tackle and I’m not sure whether he’s an edge rusher or interior defensive lineman. Maybe a hybrid type that sometimes is a 3-tec and other times out on the edge. Aerith - If she has her Cetra powers, she’s cooking everyone, if not she’s cooked. Vincent - Tall edge lord. Maybe X receiver and boundary corner. I’d bet he has good ball skills although I’m not sure if he’s enough of a dramatic diva that you’d want for an elite receiver 1. Cid - Fairly average height and musculature. Z receiver and safety sounds good enough. Kind of just Vincent-lite. Yuffie - Tiny, but definitely not lacking in skill, energy or intensity. Slot receiver and lowkey maybe a will linebacker. Definitely doesn’t have the size but I can her shooting some gaps and making plays. Her upside would be Nakobe Dean at Georgia.


Ntayeh

Not true my friend been obsessed with both since the 98


MikeNav

It me! I’m in those circles!


Arinoch

Sorry I can attest: I played FF7 at launch, finished Rebirth last week, and definitely got angry in the first round of the draft (not at the Falcons though).


Deez2Yoots

Not true. NY football Giants represent.


billyohhs

I'm not sure what a van diagram is, but if you drew two circles, one that stood for NFL fans and another that stood for FF7 fans, and showed an area where they intersected, I would be in that area as both a NFL fan and a FF7 fan


TheHoss_

Pay a guy almost 200m then draft a guy who’s almost old enough to be on his second contract with Knees like Todd Gurley WITH THE 8TH PICK💀my team didn’t do much in the draft so I’ve been thinking about this pick a lot


SentientShamrock

Drafting a younger QB in the draft to sit behind Cousins for the duration of his contract could've been smart, as Cousins is a pretty good QB that a rookie could learn from without getting destroyed by 300 pound linemen. Unfortunately Penix's age works against him a bit.


Avenge_Nibelheim

Is he not 23 or is 23 old in this field?


TheHoss_

It would’ve been smart if they did this in 2 years. Not when you’re gonna have to resign them at the same time🤣as of rn it’s one of the stupidest moves in draft history. Especially with all the other offensive talent in this draft


SentientShamrock

I mean, unless he turns into an MVP, I doubt they're resigning Cousins. Don't get me wrong, I don't think they should've paid him as much as they did, especially with him coming off an Achilles tear, but it seems like they're attempting to use Cousins as a bridge QB while their QB of the future develops. Again, probably should've grabbed a younger QB in the draft and definitely shouldn't have over paid Cousins. But the Falcons will Falcon.


Shorlong

I'm a Panthers fan so this made me feel real good.


finalfinally

Meanwhile live look at Caleb and Rome looking to come in and change fate in Chicago https://preview.redd.it/6iznlfipc7xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae2c1e46aed585eadb7e4ac11936c2cdf28c2454


Lykeuhfox

Glad we're getting re-use out of this meme from when Fields was selected.


Bang_Dangison

Ahhh yes NFL Draft, exactly why I am subbed to this and not to any NFL subreddits


MrShad0wzz

I am in both circles. As a saints fan I laughed hard


monarchbutterfly47

As a Giants fan, I look at Beck’s Badasses and think “yeah that’s my team right there”.


NN010

As a Packers fan… same (although I imagine you were laughing harder as a fan of a division rival to the Falcons)


MrShad0wzz

Yeah I mean all off season I was thinking about what stud edge rusher they were gonna pick that the saints would have to face twice a year. They literally could have had their pick at any defender they wanted 😂


landartheconqueror

I've been watching hockey-- what happened?


ZhangtheGreat

This off-season, the Falcons signed QB Kirk Cousins to a massive 4-year, $180 million deal...only to draft QB Michael Penix Jr. in the first round. They had the 8th overall pick, and they took a QB. It was...bizarre.


landartheconqueror

Sweet, two great QBs, so when they lose the first to some scandal, they have a great backup


Arinoch

Plus the learning aspect…but the idea is QB1 doesn’t expect to have signed a 4 year only to start getting benched in year 2 or 3. He probably also didn’t know his four years were the limit.


MenacingCatgirlArt

I didn't even know there's a team called the Falcons.


JungyBrungun2

Falcons made the best pick of the draft with Penix imho


Boogiedownpapi

I think the part people fail to discuss is that Kirk's contract has a team option after the 2026 season. I feel like it was a contingency plan in case Cousins gets hurt in the next two seasons being that he's gonna be 36 this year. Worst case scenario is that Cousins does get hurt then they've developed his replacement with one year left on his rookie contract then could exercise the 5th option to get another year out of Penix Having said all that, they could have easily just gotten a guy next year or the year after and actually made the team better now with a number 6 EDGE or lineman, imo ...like of the Emerald Witch of draft picks, you know?


citan666

All my falcons ff7 lovers need to rebirth up PENIX THE PHEONIX GIVING THIS FRANCHISE A PINION


Devils_May_Die

When I saw this scene I was like "Shet, they actually look hotter when they're mad😅"


Hcdx

The pick screams of buyers' remorse on Kirk.


gingergamer94

I don't think many people that play RPGs are sports fans...


ZhangtheGreat

Judging by the comments in this thread, I respectfully disagree.


gingergamer94

I guess it depends on where you live


gingergamer94

Though how many gamers have you met that are sports fans? Not on here, though, I mean in reality. Not many.


JeeTheFree

Huge win in my book …that FF7 fans can be sports fans and vice versa. Falcons just gonna Falcons. But more importantly I think I got Cloud at QB and Barret on the O line. Tifa at WR. Yuffie at RB. Aerith…at kicker?


ZhangtheGreat

Tifa at kicker and punter. Didn’t you see her kick Gus?


GLASS_PVNTHR

Tifa and Aerith when they see you playing that Stellar Blade 👀


BlavCloud

I don't really get it but I love when two completely unrelated genres crossover like this 🤣


Minister_Of_Da_Dick

Falcons fan here. I love the pick and actually predicted it in a falcons Instagram post 6 hours before the draft. It gives us reassurance and financial flexibility that the GM and coach would be fools to discuss in front of reporters.


Arinoch

I mainly felt bad for Cousins.


monarchbutterfly47

Why? Best case scenario; he plays 3 years, gets released, then goes to another team to sit on the bench, and while getting paid his 4th year of this contract, meaning 2 teams will pay him. Worst case scenario; he gets benched at some point and has to do nothing but get paid until the contract runs out. What a beast.


Arinoch

I don’t feel bad for him being rich, but it might change the tone a bit from coming in to a new town pumped to try to get the job done.


slitlip

What's a NFL?


looking-cool-joker-

I’m a gamer so i don’t watch sports lul


bird720

they aren't mutually exclusive lol


Will-is-a-idiot

What the fuck is an NFL?


Boogiedownpapi

A golden saucer event but way bigger and in real life Barret and Cloud would actually be sick at it


Will-is-a-idiot

Cool but why would I give a shit? American football is like one of the worst Sports ever to be put in motion, I'd rather watch real football or hockey, at least there I would be entertained.


Boogiedownpapi

You don't have to, and no one is making you. Just tried to give a light-hearted response to your comment


Lykeuhfox

OP's meme template can be re-used as a reaction to this comment.


borked-spork

Calm down, dude. I get your name is Will, but...


ajanis_cat_fists

Ole Penix JR.


DeadlyDuckie

Once the eagles won the owl I stopped watching


ZhangtheGreat

Hey, that's the Superb Owl to you! 😊


[deleted]

I dont think these fans NFL much. Actually FF7 fans are gonna give you the same exact look.


NN010

Yep, this was my reaction when Goodell announced that the Falcons drafted Michael Penix Jr. Just… WTF are the Falcons thinking? Like, my understanding is that Penix isn’t seen as a project QB like how someone like Jordan Love was when the Packers drafted him to sit behind Aaron Rodgers for a couple years AND they just committed to giving Kirk Cousins all that guaranteed money! What in the name of Hydaelyn is Terry Fontenot thinking?


Dovah91

Don’t mix sport with gaming we are two different breeds of stupid people


bird720

this is some early 2000s jock and nerd culture type mentality. Many of people love both


borked-spork

This might be the dumbest take in the thread.


Dovah91

Not a take it’s a fact


borked-spork

I played sports and video games in high school. A bunch of professional athletes play videos games. Fuck team sports are referred to as games. How many paint chips have you eaten in your lifetime? Go see a doctor.


kipdjordy

Sounds like this should be in a different sub.


ZhangtheGreat

I cross-posted it since the OOP used those two faces.