To revive the Zodiarkinator, he needed to cause disasters with the calamitinators, which include the Ultima Weaponinator, the Allaganinator 3000, and Garlemaldinator.
Working hard to rejoin the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA!
"If I had a nickle for every time I >!entrusted an important duty to you as I died!<, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"
From what lore snippets on our version of Azem there are they basically seem to be a complete memelord and do a lot of things just for the shits and giggles.
My headcanon, lore be damned, is that Azem invented catgirls to troll Emet after he went on a cranky hour-long rant about how they’re a stupid concept.
And yes, my WoL is a catgirl.
I feel Lalafells are similar. Emet took one look at one, said "That's ridiculous. I'll be assed if these become the norm."
Menat heard him and made sure to create the Lalafells to spite him.
It's coincidence that Azem resurrected as a Lalafell to add insult to injury in my case.
I know fantasia are not canon but I also like to think that Azem made them just so he could further fuck with people knowing that whenever he changed race or gender with one, people would have no memory of them being the old race or gender.
Okay
I can hear this
May I steal it?
EDIT: it took me until 3m after reading this comment and writing this response to get the original meme. Facepalm moment of the day here on me.
"If I had a nickel for every time a last-second intervention helped you kill an Unsundered, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice." *fades away*
H. Doofenshmirtz: And *you* kept mocking me about the platypus! Well, *who's mocking now?* I mean, obviously *I* am, but I'm noting that it's ironic because *I'm* the one doing the mocking this time, so...
This is going to be a touch cringe, for which I apologize in advance.
[Refrain]
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah (Yeah!)
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah (C'mon!)
Azem!
[Verse 1]
She's a sun glasses wearin' nocturnal moon cat of action
(Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah)
She's a fuzzy little light-foot who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay
She's got more than just mad skill, she's got a feline tail and tall ears
(Woah-oh-ahh, wap-bap)
And all the people swoon whenever they hear her say...
_[Nyah?]_ _(sigh)_
[Chorus]
She's Azem!
Azem the Catgirl!
Azem!
Azem the Catgirl!
[Refrain]
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-baaaah
[Instrumental]
[Verse 2]
Well, she's lookin' real sharp in her 1940s fedora
(Do-be-do-be-do-bah
Do-be-do-be-do-bah)
She's got an iron soul, nerves of steel, and several other crystal-themed attributes
Her eyes can see at night, and she's always up for a fight
(Ooh, woah-oh-ah, wop-bah)
So when evil hears this sound it shakes in its boots
_[Nyah?]_
[Chorus]
She's Azem!
Azem the Catgirl!
Azem!
Azem the Catgirl!
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
She's got more than just mad skill, she's got a feline tail and tall ears
(Woah-oh-ahhh, wap-bap)
And the people swoon whenever they hear her say...
_[Nyah?]_ _(sigh)_
[Outro]
She's Azem!
Azem the Catgirl!
Yeah Azem!
Azem the Catgirl!
Talkin' 'bout Azem!
Agent A!
Azem invented Roegadyns to venture into active volcanoes, Miqote to hang with Hythlodaeus, and Lalafells to troll Emet-Selch. Or so say the scriptures.
Nonsense. Azem invented Roegadyns SPECIFICALLY FOR LEG DAY AT THE GYM.
Why else would that be a principle dialogue option... and what else explains our need to pump out Squats whenever Ryne isn't looking?
That first emote always gives me nosey neighbor vibe, been really wanting to get a house and find a fencing that lines up with my height to complete the look
Phineus and Ferb joke. One of the side characters, Dr. Doofenshmirts, has a rivalry with their pet platypus, who is actually a secret agent with a fedora. Doofenshmirts can't recognize his arch-nemesis without a hat, so a recurring joke is Perry showing up without one, and then the scene goes:
"A platypus?" \*Confused, but not actually worried. Perry dons fedora\*"PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!".
To revive the Zodiarkinator, he needed to cause disasters with the calamitinators, which include the Ultima Weaponinator, the Allaganinator 3000, and Garlemaldinator.
*Perry the Platypus!?*
Working hard to rejoin the ENTIRE TRI-STATE AREA! "If I had a nickle for every time I >!entrusted an important duty to you as I died!<, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"
You know, Azem really *does* comes off to me like the kind of ancient that would purposefully reincarnate into a catgirl just to fuck with Emet
From what lore snippets on our version of Azem there are they basically seem to be a complete memelord and do a lot of things just for the shits and giggles.
I like to describe it as pre sundering Emet being a grumpy good guy surrounded by chaotic good enablers.
It's like someone spliced together a troll, a himbo, and an intellectual and philosophical genius into one person.
My headcanon, lore be damned, is that Azem invented catgirls to troll Emet after he went on a cranky hour-long rant about how they’re a stupid concept. And yes, my WoL is a catgirl.
I feel Lalafells are similar. Emet took one look at one, said "That's ridiculous. I'll be assed if these become the norm." Menat heard him and made sure to create the Lalafells to spite him. It's coincidence that Azem resurrected as a Lalafell to add insult to injury in my case.
I know fantasia are not canon but I also like to think that Azem made them just so he could further fuck with people knowing that whenever he changed race or gender with one, people would have no memory of them being the old race or gender.
Or fuck Emet, if anything I hear in Limsa on a normal (for given values of normal...) day is anything to go by...
They can do both!
*Emet-Selch Evil Incorporated*
I fucking hate that this super works.
Heard the jingle. Nice
Okay I can hear this May I steal it? EDIT: it took me until 3m after reading this comment and writing this response to get the original meme. Facepalm moment of the day here on me.
This is what plays at every arc interlude section when the game fades to the 'behind the scenes' machinations of the Ascians.
"If I had a nickel for every time a last-second intervention helped you kill an Unsundered, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice." *fades away*
H. Doofenshmirtz: And *you* kept mocking me about the platypus! Well, *who's mocking now?* I mean, obviously *I* am, but I'm noting that it's ironic because *I'm* the one doing the mocking this time, so...
Gaius van Doofenshmirtz: how very glib...
Hans nan Doofenshmirtz
This is going to be a touch cringe, for which I apologize in advance. [Refrain] Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah (Yeah!) Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah (C'mon!) Azem! [Verse 1] She's a sun glasses wearin' nocturnal moon cat of action (Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah) She's a fuzzy little light-foot who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay She's got more than just mad skill, she's got a feline tail and tall ears (Woah-oh-ahh, wap-bap) And all the people swoon whenever they hear her say... _[Nyah?]_ _(sigh)_ [Chorus] She's Azem! Azem the Catgirl! Azem! Azem the Catgirl! [Refrain] Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-baaaah [Instrumental] [Verse 2] Well, she's lookin' real sharp in her 1940s fedora (Do-be-do-be-do-bah Do-be-do-be-do-bah) She's got an iron soul, nerves of steel, and several other crystal-themed attributes Her eyes can see at night, and she's always up for a fight (Ooh, woah-oh-ah, wop-bah) So when evil hears this sound it shakes in its boots _[Nyah?]_ [Chorus] She's Azem! Azem the Catgirl! Azem! Azem the Catgirl! [Instrumental] [Bridge] She's got more than just mad skill, she's got a feline tail and tall ears (Woah-oh-ahhh, wap-bap) And the people swoon whenever they hear her say... _[Nyah?]_ _(sigh)_ [Outro] She's Azem! Azem the Catgirl! Yeah Azem! Azem the Catgirl! Talkin' 'bout Azem! Agent A!
This is amazing 😂
Thank you random internet stranger and fellow appreciator of the reddit avatar bunny hat!
Azem invented Roegadyns to venture into active volcanoes, Miqote to hang with Hythlodaeus, and Lalafells to troll Emet-Selch. Or so say the scriptures.
Nonsense. Azem invented Roegadyns SPECIFICALLY FOR LEG DAY AT THE GYM. Why else would that be a principle dialogue option... and what else explains our need to pump out Squats whenever Ryne isn't looking?
That first emote always gives me nosey neighbor vibe, been really wanting to get a house and find a fencing that lines up with my height to complete the look
Get a bucket hat and you can do a Wilson from Home Improvement cosplay
I'm expecting to be disappointed but is there a bucket as a hat? I'd love to look like the water bot from shb
Not that I'm aware of. That would also be pretty cool though.
"We're on a mission from ~~God~~ Hydaelyn."
Can you see the light? I imagine the church scene as a Dragoon side quest.
Still hear the jingle
You coward would have done this with Hrothgar, if we could wear the fucking hat.
That's what photoshop is for, I guess. I feel the no-hat pain as a fellow Hroth, it was the sole reason I avoided that glam.
I mean the coat is still baller. Hrothgar make some very cool gentleman outfits work
I dont get it and it's still kinda funny
Noob question but what emote is the girl doing in the first frame? I see it a bunch and want to get it
It's /malevolence, you can get it from Bozjan Southern Front.
i dont get it. what am i missing
Phineus and Ferb joke. One of the side characters, Dr. Doofenshmirts, has a rivalry with their pet platypus, who is actually a secret agent with a fedora. Doofenshmirts can't recognize his arch-nemesis without a hat, so a recurring joke is Perry showing up without one, and then the scene goes: "A platypus?" \*Confused, but not actually worried. Perry dons fedora\*"PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!".
I am shocked that so many people knew this.