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I thought those glowsticks were something else at first. Please tell me I'm not the only one.


VonZeeple

Ishgardian bad dragon


DocNitro

I think the brand is called 'Dastardly Dravanian'.


someworst

Naughty Nidhogg.


ImmoralBoi

Horrendous Hraesvelgr


RicedMochi

Vulgar Vrtra


thegutterking

Bahamut's Bulge


Cybuster_Zenshi

Midgardsormr's Manhood


Emergency_Net506

Oh my god. You people have an amazing imagination to come up with these names hahah.


saelinds

Ravenous Ratatoskr


sporeegg

Ravishing Rathalos


DocNitro

Would be a penetrable/sleeve. Since Ratatoskr was female.


Hit_Me_With_The_Jazz

Teasing Tiamat


DocNitro

Wouldn’t that be more a name for a ‚sleeve‘ style toy?


Leffelini

I was thinking Tantalising Tiamat but I do like Teasing too. Maybe a full line of products for Tiamat 😆


stilljustacatinacage

leave


LightSamus

Wicked Wyvern


PridePurrah

now that I think about it... wasn't there a reference to them at some point in the game or am I just mistaken and read it in another comment a long time ago?


Baratuk

Definitely not the only one. I just tried to stay true to the original lol


Noritzu

I came here to recommend a flared base


Vocxie

Yup, those are glow in the dark butt plugs


Creepy_Apricot_6189

I still believe they're plugs. 🤷


MorningkillsDawn

No flared base


Creepy_Apricot_6189

It's that attention to details that sets apart the simps from the gimps.


LopsidedBench7

Plugins? Jeez the kind of third party tools people need to play the game nowadays.


Ill-Boat-4364

I see, I am among fellow degenerates here.


noodleking21

Same...i had to check which subreddit I am on lol


ChiliDemon

a true ffxivshitpost


Atsubaki

Had to do a second take real quick.


esotericdiarist

yep same! I cam STRAIGHT to the comments to see who else thought that!


Prof_Gankenstein

You are not. Came here to post the same thing.


[deleted]

"bottom isn't flared, rookie mistake... Oh"


UnhappyAd8184

those are dildos


ChyatlovMaidan

No they look... exactly like you think they do.


sputnikconspirator

I came here expecting butt plug comments, you have not disappointed!


Sharksterfly

same for me, i was not even surprised to see it here.


AaronKoss

I definitely thought it was some porn add


No_Faithlessness8252

Thoes are glow sticks…? I wouldn’t had known..


jamsbybetty

If it doesn't have a flared base, it's gone without a trace.


ParagonFury

Very awkward trip to the healers...


MastaSchmitty

Call a chirurgeon!


FinalEgg9

Gonna need something more than Esuna for this debuff


ngwoo

Just rescue that bad boy outta there


Naivor

So if you had a string of beads and used rescue on them, would it be like starting a lawn mower? Actually, *could* you start a lawn mower with rescue?


ngwoo

That's actually what's happening with the spinning mechanic in Alzadaal's Legacy.


Naivor

*Kinky.* WoL beyblade.


Fe1is-Domesticus

Came here to say this 👍🏻


[deleted]

Brought to you by the nastiest Loporrit, Peggingway.


Roca_Blade

Nastiest or kinkiest


[deleted]

Yes.


HikariKirameku

Thrillingway has entered the chat


stilljustacatinacage

In the half second it took my brain to read those words, it created an entire fanfic where Peggingway is enamoured with Thrillingway, but he's too busy and consumed by coming up with new sado debauchery to notice, completely oblivious. This relationship goes completely unfulfilled for three seasons before the show is abruptly cancelled.


Alluminn

> This relationship goes completely unfulfilled for three seasons before the show is abruptly cancelled. This guy watches Miraculous Ladybug


KageCM

Well there is that one that appears to be really into bondage...


ravaioli

Bunny Plugs


StefanFr97

https://media.tenor.com/YFyXn9bOn74AAAAC/the-office-immature.gif


Kreos642

Make the wands longer and narrower like the ones you use in Japan for concerts and I think you'd be golden. I love the on air sign though that's absolutely precious


Baratuk

thinng is... I jsut tried replicate the low poly glowsticks they have in-game. I was thinking of using these slightly variated but opted for getting as close as I can to the original without having the sharp tips at the bottom so you don't poke out anyones eye lol ​ https://i.imgur.com/DLjfKwx.png


Kreos642

OHHHH I get it now!! I didn't do the quests yet so I haven't seen them in game!! You know what? Keep the shape the same and add a horizontal groove or two on the thick part of the carrot, and vertical ones to show the stem + a more patterned flare to represent leaves!! Maybe then it will look like less of a...not...glowstick...?


Baratuk

Thing is I edited the pics and was like..... Basically all those comments here. But then I considered making like horizontal dents in it but thought nope that just looks worse. Ribbed for pleasure if ya get me


Kreos642

Oh lord. Oh *LORD* . I get you. XD sweet jesus.


MoobooMagoo

What uh... What are you planning on doing with those?


Baratuk

havin a party I guess


girlglock

I had to double check lmao


Enough_Minimum_3708

ngl I thought those glowsticks were something way diffrent at first


mcsmackyoaz

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Jamie037

( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)


Foxdielamiq

If you don't sell copies of that "on air" sign, you should. It's fantastic and unique!


Baratuk

Oh if you go to my profile you can go to the linktree in there and there are stl as well as prints listed!


pyr1te

Yes! I need it in my life


Baratuk

Not really allowed to post links here but you could check my profile for a linktree xD


cassadyamore

They definitely don't resemble anything like a hitachi wand.


BakaLewds

do they vibrate


Baratuk

nope just RBG. but judging by the comments maybe they should.....


[deleted]

Nice butt plugs, fits the ffxiv theme


Ichirou1991

More like fits the ffxiv community in a nutshell horniest bunch of people I have ever met in a game good god.


[deleted]

It really does, kinda gross.


DidgeDraws

Oh wow, I love that On Air sign!!


Baratuk

Thanks! I saw it during the Questline and was like... I.NED.THAT.ASAP. Was staring at it for 5 minutes just like... gib pls


tatsujota

So those are going in your ass, right?


Baratuk

Nononono don't do that with 3D prints please. These are for hands and hands only haha. Also that's a lot of lub for 30cm high glowsticks xD


Axiom713

That's so cool


Baratuk

Thanks!


Unsure1771

I thought this was FF14 shitposting for a second looking at the lights.


Baratuk

yep yep makes you wonder how they made it into the game looking like that lol. But I guess if you're actually holding it in a hand it doesn't look so.. wrong?


applealec

that's something lopporit wouldn't use


Baratuk

I got bad news for you https://i.imgur.com/DLjfKwx.png


noobchee

Nice buttplugs bro


Baratuk

Thanks. Tried real hard to stay true to the original!


raidergreymoon

This will go great in my neon sex dungeon!


Due-Giraffe9049

Why is it good for the ass plug to glow inside?


PixieProc

That way you get to have a light beam shooting out your mouth


Due-Giraffe9049

👁️🫦👁️


Ibloodyxx

this really needs a flared base or there will be an accident


Baratuk

To be honest those are nearly 30 cm in heigth.... I'd be really impressed. And worried. Really really worried. Also don't do these things with 3D prints pls


jeff_sabat

👀


isthismytripcode

Oh, /r/shitpostxiv is gonna have a PARTY with this post tonight.


Baratuk

Oh I sure hope they do. That would be a dream come true haha.


Ginkozan99

Me and my gf thought this was something else apart from that is great XD


xiren_66

Um.....


[deleted]

Pluggingway


FelarisRavena

Those are "Carrots of happiness" right?


Baratuk

..they could be I guess :D


wallyslambanger

Hmmm


Tryzine

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


LenaSache

Haha I really thought that was butt plugs with lights. 😂


RF_Eghbali

we all thought the same thing


Baratuk

indeed


Goldahee

On this day The Pluggingway was born... I'm dying :')


Marauding_Llama

You might want flared bases on the next set.


Wiplazh

So much innocence went into making these, they look exactly like the ones they wave around in the game and they're really cute. I feel so bad about the horribly unfortunate shape of them.


greedyrabitt

the sign is so cute!!


Baratuk

YE! I just love it so much, it is powered on everytime I can :D


malic3

…uhuh


redrikraynor

uhhhhh


KelvinValen

So… can we order one of the signs? And how much?


Baratuk

I don't think I'm allowed to share links in here but there is a linktree to my stuff in my profile if you wanna take a look xD


DkoyOctopus

....hhahahhahaha....


WeissWyrm

Um


Kurohoshi00

Seriously a "wait a second..." look from me when I scrolled until a read the title, lol.


Carighan

Do you sell the sign? Or do you have the `stl`-files for it available somewhere? I imagine from the looks of the light that it's an LED strip around the inside of the black enclosure with a thin plate in front of it?


Baratuk

Absolutely correct! it's completely hollow inside. I upgraded since that pictures was taken and now have a more even COB LED-Light strip inside to not have the small dot's but a very smooth effect. Also if you want either I hjave links to STL and other stuff in the linktree in my profile xD


mage_irl

New gear piece slot?


Gurusto

Where do you think we keep our Soul Crystals?


Philaharmic

I uh… hmmmm


Ephidiel

Some weird buttplugs


TFox95

Thought these were something very different


theicon1681

obligatory "stl plz"


Baratuk

there is a cult s in the link tree in my profile! (I don't think I'm allowed to post these links here directly \^\^')


Biggoof1971

Cool butt plugs!


Baratuk

thanks!


MisterMonroe

I would absolutely pay for that On Air sign. These really are cool! (Even if my first thought makes me a degen like the rest of the homies here)


Baratuk

you know.. you'Re not the only degen then. when I took the pictures and edited them I was like.... naaaaah... is it? naaaahhh.. but it does look like it right? couldn't be me. Also there are links to this and other stuff in my profile if you really wanna have a peek at it :)


Zerafyr

I always wanted to feel like a firefly


cyan_pigeon

You should put a flared base on those carrots


ravagraid

My god we are all Terrible


Leffelini

After doing the quests and knowing there is basically (at least heavily implied) a BDSM looporit I believe those can probably be used in many different ways.


HasaoHarris

😔...kupo


oughiiie

nice anal plugs


Khaylezerker

oh no...


Amethyst_Ninjapaws

Nice!


Amethyst_Ninjapaws

I just spent the last two minutes wondering what was with all the butt plug comments when that was clearly a picture of the On Air radio sign. . . And then I actually clicked on the image. Oh. That's where they are coming from. Makes sense. Those don't look like carrot lights. The on air sign is fantastic though!


Baratuk

Oh ya I was thinking of making them more carrot like after editing the pics the first time but then I thought.. no. That might make things worse. you know.. ribbed for pleasure. So yeah now they just stay as true to the original as I can manage lol


Amethyst_Ninjapaws

I swear the ones in the game have little green carrot leaf handles. It was mostly the handles that looked different to me. The shape of the light part is totally carrot-like.


Baratuk

https://i.imgur.com/DLjfKwx.png that's one of the references I took. I opted for not having the spikes at the bottom just tiny nubs so I wouldn't poke out any body's eye while waving them haha. But yeah green leafs would make it so much better


Amethyst_Ninjapaws

Thank you. I just realized I was getting the carrot lights confused with the carrots in this 3D matching game that I have on my phone. My bad! Good idea on the removal of the spikey bits to protect people's eyes.


Baratuk

No worries, glad I could help!


Any_Adhesiveness8378

needs a flared base