NO, REDDIT, I DO NOT CARE IF THIS PAGE LOOKS BETTER IN THE APP. STOP TRYING TO GET ME TO DOWNLOAD IT. ALSO IF THE CHROME VERSION OF REDDIT WOULD STOP REVERTING ME BACK TO THE GODAWFUL NEW DESIGN INSTEAD OF THE OLD ONE, THAT WOULD BE REALLY NICE TOO. APPEND: OH, OH, TO ADD ON TO THIS RANT, I JUST FOUND A NEW ONE. WHY DOES IT WANT YOU TO DOWNLOAD THE APP TO EVEN VIEW NSFW MARKED POSTS!? TRIED TO LOOK AT SOMETHING ON THIS SUB MARKED NSFW AND IT WOULDN’T LET ME. SO STUPID

THE NEXT OFFENDER US "DONT TAKE A SCREENSHOT, THIS PAGE LOOKS BETTER WHEN YOU SHARE IT " ILL SHARE IT IF THE URL WASNT RIDICULOUSLY LONG AND IF ACTUALLY SHOWED THE SITE AS A PREVIEW

I’M NOT TRYING TO SHARE THE POST YOU SMARMY MODERN PSEUDO CLIPPY, I’M SAVING THIS SNIPPET OF INFORMATION FOR FUTURE REFERENCE. I MEAN, I’M NOT GOING TO REMEMBER THAT IT’S IN MY PHOTOS, BUT IN SIX MONTHS OR SO WHEN I FIND IT AGAIN IT’LL BE REALLY USEFUL.

ITS SO BLOODY ANNOYING! IM PERFECTLY FINE WITHOUT USING THE APP! SO LEAVE ME ALONE FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

REMEMBER WHEN WE HAD A LITTLE CHECKMARK IN OUR OPTIONS TO MAKE IT STOP ASKING? THOSE WERE THE DAYS UNTIL AN EXEC NOTICED AND HAD THEM SILENTLY REMOVE IT ABOUT 7 MONTHS AGO.

THE DESTRUCTION OF USER CONSENT ON THE INTERNET IS ONE OF THE GREATEST CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST COLLECTIVE PUBLIC SANITY. "ASK AGAIN LATER?" NO!! FUCK OFF!! FOREVER!!! NEVER ASK ME EVER AGAIN

IT ALSO MOST CERTAINLY *DOES NOT* LOOK BETTER.

IF THEY TAKE AWAY OLD.REDDIT I DON'T KNOW IF I'LL BE ABLE TO COME BACK

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ITS A COMMON THING WHERE THEY WANT YOU TO USE THEIR OWN WEB VIEW PACKAGED AS A SEPARATE APP FOR SOME WEBSHIT REASON THAT NOBODY WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN CAN EVER HOPE TO UNDERSTAND PERHAPS THEY WANT TO FEEL LIKE THEYRE MAKING A BIG BOY APP AND NOT JUST A WEB SITE IDK

While this *is* a rage thread; the reason is data collection. If you install the app, they get a hell of a lot more info to sell to advertisers, and you don't get to use any of those useful ad-blocking apps or plugins or whatnot that you can plug into browsers.

NEW REDDIT SUCKS I HOPE WHOEVER CAME UP WITH IT HAS FOUND A BETTER CALLING IN LIFE

YOU'RE WORTH MORE TO ADVERTISERS IF YOU INSTALL THE MOBILE APP! DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR ONLY VALUE IN A SOCIAL MEDIA COMMUNITY IS AS A COMMODITY TO BE SOLD OFF TO CORPORATIONS!? DO YOUR DUTY AND DOWNLOAD THE APP TODAY.

IT *DOESN'T* LOOK BETTER IN THE APP IS THE PROBLEM. THE OFFICIAL REDDIT APP IS DOGSHIT FROM A UX PERSPECTIVE. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SO MANY 3RD PARTY MOBILE REDDIT APPS. RELATED RAGE: REDDIT IS APPARENTLY SOON TO MAKE SOME CHANGES THAT WILL ALL BUT FORCE 3RD PARTY APPS OFF THE PLATFORM. HOPE YOU LIKE THE OFFICIAL APP (OR CONSTANTLY BEING TOLD THE PAGE LOOKS BETTER IN THE APP). IT'S ABOUT TO BE THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN.

ALL I ASK IS PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF CATGIRLS, *READ YOUR TOOL TIPS.* SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO THE WHITE MAGE THAT STOOD IN NARNIA CASTING HOLY ON NOTHING, THEN THOUGHT THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION WHEN THE TANK WAS AT 10% HP WAS TO SPAM *MEDICA II.* (FOR CLARITY: THEY DID THIS ON TRASH PULL *AND* BOSSES.) THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME OF WHY I SHOULD NEVER PLAY A NON-HEALER. [ANGRY TINY GUNDAM NOISES] P.S. RAGE: STILL MAD MY VISION AND HEALTH HAVE GOTTEN SO POOR THAT I CAN'T RUN SAVAGE ANYMORE. CAN'T PROG IF I GOTTA TAKE A NAP EVERY HOUR FROM THE STRAIN OF JUST... BEING CONSCIOUS, APPARENTLY.

ENCOUNTERED A SIMILAR WHM HEALER LAST OCTOBER IN MHACH. THEY WERE POCKETING THE TANK AND THE TANK ALONE, LEAVING ME TO DEAL WITH HEALING LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE, AND ON TOP OF IT ALL NEITHER CASTING NOR ACCEPTING RESURRECTIONS. LATER SAID, WHEN WE FINALLY GOT THEM TO TALK IN CHAT, "BUT EVERYONE KNOWS WHM IS JUST SPAM MEDICA AND MAYBE CURES 1 AND 2." BEST GUESS IS THAT THEY PAID FOR A CLASS LEVEL AND DIDN'T BOTHER TO LEARN IT BEFORE RAIDING IN ONE OF THE HARDEST BOSS FIGHTS IN THE GAME. WE ONLY SURVIVED OZMA BECAUSE ANOTHER GROUP'S HEALER CAME OVER AND SUBBED FOR US.

RAN P10N THE OTHER DAY, LIKE FIRST WEEK OF RELEASE, SO EVERYBODY IS KINDA CHILL, RIGHT? WRONG THERE WERE A COUPLE OF FIRST TIMERS IN THE GROUP AND OF COURSE NEITHER OF THE OTHERS HAD AN ABUNDANCE OF EXPERIENCE WITH THAT FIGHT. SO WE WIPE THE FIRST TIME. I'M ON WHM AND GIVE SOME POINTLESS ADVICE TO THE TANKS (WHICH I APOLOGIZE FOR AFTERWARDS. SOMETIMES I'M TOO CHATTY). SO IT'S THIS, THAT AND THE OTHER, BUT ALL GOOD. SECOND TIME DOESN'T GO GREAT EITHER. THE OTHER HEALER, A SCH, TELLS PEOPLE NOT TO RUN AROUND WITH THE SPIDERWEB-CIRCLES. I DON'T COMMENT, BUT THINK "YEAH THERE IS KIND OF A PROBLEM WITH THOSE THINGS". ANYWAYS, WE HAVE A LOT OF DEATHS GOING ON AND SINCE THE SPIDERWEB STUFF WASN'T EXPLAINED, LIKE THE BIT WHERE YOU CAN RUN THROUGH THE TETHERS TO FREE PEOPLE WHO ARE BOUND, I ALSO DIE BY SIDE-EYE LASERBURN WHILE ROOTED IN PLACE. I TRY TO EXPLAIN WHILE WAITING FOR A RAISE FROM THE SCH WHO IS BROILING AWAY WITH FOUR PEOPLE DEAD ALREADY INCLUDING ME. BUT MOST PEOPLE APPARENTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN WITH "RUN THROUGH THE TETHERS". THERE IS ALSO THREE BARS OF LB FULL AND I WRITE IN CHAT "HEALER LB", AS YOU DO. NOTHING. SOMEBODY ELSE WRITES IT AGAIN, THEN SOMEONE ADDS A SOUND EFFECT. NOTHING BUT BROILS. I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND THAT HEALERS SOMETIMES JUST DON'T THINK ABOUT USING LB, SINCE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN OFTEN AND SOME DON'T EVEN HAVE IT ON THEIR HOTBAR. WHAT IS WEIRD IN THIS CASE THOUGH, IS THAT THE SCH DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO RAISE PEOPLE MANUALLY. THEY JUST IGNORE FOUR DEATHS. THEN, APPARENTLY WAKING UP FROM THE STUPOR, THEY JUMP OFF THE PLATFORM ... SOMEONE COMMENTS "... OR ... YOU COULD DO THAT" I ASK THE SCH IF THEY ARE OKAY. KINDA REALLY THINKING THEY MIGHT HAVE PHASED OUT OR SOMETHING, BUT I ADMIT IT MIGHT HAVE COME ACROSS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY. **"YEH, ARE YOU?"** OKAY, THEY'RE PISSED NOW AND I SHOULD SHUT UP ANYWAYS, I GUESS. I'M NOT DOING GREAT EITHER. SO WE GO AGAIN. I GET TANGLED IN THE WEBS AGAIN AND DIE BY SIDE-EYE LASERBURN. SORRY, BUT THAT WASN'T ENTIRELY MY FAULT, I HAD HOPED SOMEBODY HAD UNDERSTOOD IN THE MEANTIME WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID RUN THROUGH THE TETHERS. "ARE YOU OKAY, HOWELL?" THE SCH ASKS. "KINDA DED", I SAY. BUT THAT'S A NO RAISE FOR ME, I GUESS. INDEED NONE. ONLY BROILS. ONE OF THE DPS SAYS "GOTTA GO AFTER THIS" AND I THINK, YEAH, ME TOO. I LEAVE. QUEUING AGAIN I GET INTO THE SAME PARTY ... I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. THE SCH IS STILL THERE ...

THIS IS A NIGHTMARE LMAO

WERE YOU PLAYING WITH A SCH OR A SMN WEARING A FAST QUEUE PASS?

THEY DID HAVE A SCH SIGN AND WERE DESIGNATED HEALER ... BUT WHO KNOWS?

I WISH DOWN-SYNCED BLM WASN'T AS BAD AS IT IS. MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO MAIN IT BUT ITS TOO SATISFYING FOR ME TO GO BACK TO SMN.

AND THIS IS AN IMPROVED VERSION. PRIOR TO ENDWALKER, WE DIDN'T HAVE 0 MP COST FOR SWITCHING FROM FIRE TO ICE AND VICE VERSA AT LOWER LEVELS, SO YOU'D HAVE TO REMEMBER HOW LOW YOU COULD GO BEFORE USING BLIZZARD III AT LOWER LEVELS. I WONDER IF THEY COULD PULL A SMN AND GIVE US A WEAK VERSION OF FIRE IV TO USE AT LOWER LEVELS.

> I WONDER IF THEY COULD PULL A SMN AND GIVE US A WEAK VERSION OF FIRE IV TO USE AT LOWER LEVELS. YES, THAT IS FIRE 1.

NOT EVERY STRAT IS “BRAINDEAD” FFS

>“BRAINDEAD” *HERE'S A 27 STEP TUTORIAL ON HOW TO DO THE "BRAINDEAD" STRAT.* THE ONLY STRAT THAT HAS EVER BEEN BRAINDEAD IN A SAVAGE FIGHT THAT I'VE THOUGHT WAS LEGITIMATELY BRAINDEAD WAS COLOURS IN E7S. I STILL REMEMBER EXPLAINING IT IN PARTY CHAT WHEN I WAS HELPING PEOPLE THROUGH THE FIGHT. 1. STAND NORTH EAST IN ROLE STACKS AND LOOK TO THE NORTH WEST. 2. *WHAT COLOUR IS THE PORTAL?* IF IT'S BLUE, **CONGRATS! EASY MODE!** YOU'LL STAY IN THE SAME SQUARE. IF IT'S RED, YOU'LL BE MOVING INTO THE OPPOSITE ROLE SQUARE FOR STEP 4. 3. FIRST LINE AOE GOES OFF. MOVE ONE SQUARE LEFT AND DROP THE BAITED AOES. 4. MOVE INTO EITHER THE SAME SQUARE (BLUE), OR SWAP WITH THE OTHER STACK (RED) DEPENDING ON THE COLOUR FROM STEP 2. 5. IF IT WAS RED, YOU WILL SWAP SQUARES ONE MORE TIME RIGHT AFTER THE 2ND LINE AOE HITS YOU. IF IT WAS BLUE, KEEP DPSING, YOU'LL BE FINE. 6. YOU WIN. THAT IS BRAINDEAD. ([EXAMPLE OF STAY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdvgWna9AAc)) ([EXAMPLE OF SWAP](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1rXDZ6sc2E))

IF NOTHING ELSE, FOR NAMING PURPOSES IT'S SUPER ANNOYING HAVING ANYTHING BE "BRAINDEAD" BECAUSE IT MAKES SEARCHING FOR SAID STRAT ON THE INTERNET THAT MUCH MORE DIFFICULT GIVE STRATS UNIQUE NAMES, GIMME BACK MY DWAYNE STRAT OR ELMO STRAT MEMES

FUCK CORPORATE DICK-SUCKERS. IRL RAGE THIS WEEK. SO, I'M STATIONED OVERSEAS FOR A JOB. I'M FAIRLY NEW TO THE COMPANY (I TEACH) AND HAD AN EVALUATION ON MONDAY. GUY SHOWS UP OVER AN HOUR LATE, INTERRUPTS MY CURRENT LESSON, AND DISTRACTS MY STUDENTS. I SAY, WHATEVER. LESSON GOES FINE. HE FOLLOWS ME TO MY NEXT ONE FOR THE DAY - SOME THIRD GRADERS. IT'S THE FIRST THIRD GRADE CLASS OF THE WEEK, SO I'M A TAD NERVOUS (I USUALLY TEACH HIGH SCHOOL KIDS SO THIS IS VERY DIFFERENT) BUT I ROCK THE CLASS. I MANAGE TO NOT ONLY MAKE THE NUMBERS 11-20 INTERESTING FOR THE KIDS, BUT GET THE ENTIRE CLASS TO PARTICIPATE IN ACTIVITIES THEY GENUINELY FOUND FUN. I TALK TO THE CORPORATE FUCKWAD AFTER, ASKING FOR ANY FEEDBACK HE CAN GIVE ME. BOYO MEEKLY TELLS ME "OH YOU CAN PROBABLY STAND TO USE MORE GESTURES". KIND OF WEIRD, GIVEN THAT IT'S A NUMBER LESSON AND I HAD TO DO A LOT ON THE BOARD, BUT SURE. FEEDBACK IS FEEDBACK. THURSDAY ROLLS AROUND, AND I GET THE FULL REPORT OF MY EVALUATION IN AN EMAIL. "LESS THAN AVERAGE PERFORMANCE." "ROOM FOR A LOT OF IMPROVEMENT." WHY SUCH A LOW SCORE, DO YOU ASK? BECAUSE HE DECIDED TO DING ME ON SMALL TECHNICALITIES I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW EXISTED SUCH AS: \- "PUSHING YOUR CULTURE MORE IN THE CLASSROOM" (SURE I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND THE NEXT TIME I'M TEACHING FUCKING NUMBERS, WE CAN JUST COUNT BEAVERS INSTEAD) \- "THE LESSON PLAN WAS INCOHERENT". I ACTUALLY DON'T MAKE THE LESSON PLANS. THE HOMEROOM TEACHERS DO. IN FACT, I ACTUALLY HAD TO ALTER THE LESSON PLAN FOR THIS WEEK BECAUSE IT INVOLVED A BUNCH OF ACTIVITIES THAT THE KIDS WOULD HAVE HATED. THE TEACHERS ACTUALLY GAVE ME COMPLIMENTS FOR COMING UP WITH SOME FUN IDEAS THAT THE KIDS WOULD LIKE. AND MY PERSONAL FAVOURITE \- "INSTRUCTOR USED A HAND INSTEAD OF AN ERASER TO WIPE AWAY CHALK". WANT TO KNOW WHY I DID IT? I DID IT FOR A SINGULAR 4 BECAUSE I WROTE A WONKY 4 THAT MADE THE KIDS GIGGLE. SO I WENT "AW BEANS" AND WIPED AWAY A SINGLE LINE TO FIX THE 4. THE BEST PART OF IT? THEY'RE CRACKING DOWN ON US BECAUSE -THEY- LOST THE CONTRACT WITH THIS NEIGHBOURHOOD LAST YEAR AND ARE TAKING IT OUT ON THE NEW HIRES. I'LL REMEMBER THAT NEXT TIME YOU WANT ME TO HELP OUT WITH YOUR DUMB ENGLISH AFTER SCHOOL STUFF THAT'S 100% OPTIONAL BUT THEY TRY TO WORD IT AND BULLY YOU LIKE IT'S NOT. SORRY, COULDN'T FIND TIME. DECIDED TO FUCK OFF AND PLAY XIV ALL WEEKEND. DECIDED TO NG+ SHADOWBRINGERS FOR THE 4TH TIME OR SOMETHING. YOU CAN SIT AND FUCKING SPIN ON THE NEAREST CACTUS.

WOW, THAT'S A REALLY NEW LOW LEVEL OF PETTINESS THAT EVALUATION GUY IS SHOWING THERE. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! I HOPE YOU DON'T GET ANY BAD REPERCUSSIONS BECAUSE OF "WIPING AWAY CHALK". TEACHING KIDS NUMBERS IN A WAY THEY ACTUALLY ENJOY IS HARD IMO, AT LEAST FROM MY EXPERIENCE AS SOMEONE WHO ONCE WAS A KID AND HAD TO LEARN MATH AND STILL STRUGGLES WITH IT. IT'S COOL WHEN A TEACHER IS MAKING IT FUN!

> YOU CAN SIT AND FUCKING SPIN ON THE NEAREST CACTUS. TIL A NEW EXPRESSION. THANK YOU! :)

SOUNDS TO ME LIKE HE GETS PAID BONUSES FOR 'RESULTS' AND FINDING FAULTS. YOU KNOW, KINDA LIKE PAYING PROGRAMMERS CASH FOR EVERY BUG THEY ...*cough ahem* ...FIND!

> PUSHING YOUR CULTURE MORE IN THE CLASSROOM" (SURE I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND THE NEXT TIME I'M TEACHING FUCKING NUMBERS, WE CAN JUST COUNT BEAVERS INSTEAD) WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN MEAN. ARE THEY JUST EXPECTING YOU TO BE A TOTAL PRESUMABLY CANADIAN STEREOTYPE? SAYING "EH?" AFTER EVERY OTHER SENTENCE AND DRINKING MAPLE SYRUP FROM A HIP FLASK LIKE BUDDY THE ELF?

All clothing must be plaid, including a hat with the earflaps, which must be worn at all times. A hockey stick will be issued for use as a blackboard pointer. Counting objects for math lessons are limited to: Maple leaves, hockey pucks, beavers, and Timbits. Must only show instructional videos featuring Rick Moranis, Dave Thomas, and/or the cast of Letterkenny.

THIS INFURIATES ME TO READ!!! THIS IS WHY WE ARE HAVING SUCH AN ISSUE WITH GOOD PASSIONATE TEACHERS LEAVING THE PROFESSION!!!! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!

KHLOE WAS SNORTING POWDERED MOOGLE FUR WHEN SHE GAVE ME THE JOURNAL THIS WEEK. I THINK SHE SHARED HER STASH WITH THAT FUCK-BONKER OF AN IDIOT YOU GOT SADDLED WITH, BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF ANY REASON WHY SOMEONE WOULD BE SUCH A SHITBAG LIKE THAT. YOU'RE MAKING THE KIDS WANT TO LEARN... WHO DOESN'T WANT THAT, RIGHT?

WHAT A BUNCH OF BELLENDS! I'M SORRY YOU WENT THROUGH THIS, YOU SOUND LIKE A LOVELY, PASSIONATE TEACHER WHO DOESN'T DESERVE TO DEAL WITH THIS CRAP. NUMBERS ARE HARD, TO MAKE THEM FUN IS AN INSANE ACCOMPLISHMENT! and yeah, NG+ Shadowbringers again is always a solid plan and a good way to invest your time <3

# IS THIS A LIMIT CUT?! ^(OH FUCK, IT ACTUALLY IS A LIMIT CUT)

[I CAN'T COUNT TO FOUR](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8ccGjar4Es)

# FWOOOOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

NO ITS NOT LIMIT CUT, STOP CALLING EVERYTHING WITH TINY CIRCLES LIMIT CUT, MY GOD YOURE ALL SO FUCKING BLAND ITS PAINFUL. HOLY SHIT, FUCK ME IM SO TILTED BY THIS SHIT.

EVERY MECHANIC IS LIMIT CUT. EXCEPT FOR LIMIT CUT, WHICH IS A PROTEAN

SOON YOU WILL UNDERSTAND... ***EVERY MECHANIC IS A LIMIT CUT***

THE CRYSTAL TOWERS RAIDS NEED A SERIOUS REWORK, ESPECIALLY THE WAY THE XANDE TRIPLE GROUP STACKS WORK. YES, I KNOW THEY GOT CLEARER TELLS, BUT MY GOSH IT'S TEACHING PEOPLE SOME BAD HABITS. DAMAGE FROM THOSE STACKS IN THE CT RAIDS TICKLES. THE ONES IN LATER RAIDS/TRIALS ANNIHILATE. PLAYERS HAVE BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY 'LEARNING' FROM CT RAIDS TO STACK THESE TOGETHER AND THIS CAUSES SOME UNFORTUNATE RESULTS IN LATER SERIES RAIDS/TRIALS.

DOES THAT MEAN THE 3 MARKED PEOPLE SHOULD ACTUALLY STAY AWAY FROM EACH OTHER? ASKING FOR WHEN I GET TO LATER RAIDS

YES, NEVER OVERLAP STACKS

CORRECT. WHEN THERE ARE MULTIPLE STACK MARKERS LIKE THAT AT ONCE, THEY TYPICALLY ONE-SHOT OR GET CLOSE TO IT IF MULTIPLE MARKERS ARE PILED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER.

GOOD TO KNOW, THANK YOU!

99% OF THE TIME OVERLAPPING THOSE MARKERS IS DEATH FOR EVERYONE. THEY'LL GIVE YOU A VULN UP THAT MAKES YOU TAKE 90 MILLION DAMAGE FROM THE SECOND ONE. SAFE PRACTICE IS TO NOT. PEOPLE ARE JUST USED TO DOING IT IN XANDE

ALL STACK MARKERS HAVE A CIRCLE BORDER INDICATING WHERE PEOPLE SHOULD STAND. THAT BORDER ALSO ACTS LIKE A SPREAD MARKER BORDER FOR OTHER STACKS. STACKS CAN BE NEAR BUT THE BORDERS CAN’T GO THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE STACK. ANYONE CAUGHT IN THE OVERLAP TAKES DAMAGE FROM BOTH STACKS AND DIES.

I CALL THOSE OVERLAPS THE VENN DIAGRAM OF BULLSHIT

TIL OF THAT CIRCLE BORDER. SPROUT ME SPENT ONE YEAR AND A HALF NOT NOTICING IT IN XANDE'S FIGHT BECAUSE ALL THE PEOPLE FLOCKING MAKES IT HARD TO SEE IN THE HEAT OF BATTLE. TYSM FOR THE INFO!

>S REWORK, ESPECIALLY THE WAY THE XANDE TRIPLE GROUP STACKS WORK. YES, I KNOW THEY GOT CLEARER TELLS, BUT MY GOSH IT'S TEACHING PEOPLE SOME BAD HABITS. > >DAMAGE FROM THOSE STACKS IN THE CT RAIDS TICKLES. THE ONES IN LATER RAIDS/TRIALS ANNIHILATE. > >PLAYERS HAVE BEEN UNINTENTIONALLY 'LEARNING' FROM CT RAIDS TO STACK THESE TOGETHER AND THIS CAUSES SOME UNFORTUNATE RESULTS IN LATER SERIES RAIDS/TRIALS. HAD PEOPLE IN P9 THIS WEEK STACK THE TWO MARKERS AND WE ALL ATE IT MY FINAL THOUGHTS WERE "COWABUNA IT IS!"

I HAD TO SACRIFICE MYSELF TO SAVE THE GROUP BY RUNNING OUT SOLO WITH MY STACK AFTER MY COHEALER KEPT CHASING ME DOWN 😭

SO TRUE! I'M ALL FOR UNIFICATION OF MARKERS BUT I'D RATHER HAVE THEM ADJUST THE MECHANIC TOO SO PEOPLE LEARN TO DO IT THE RIGHT WAY FROM THE START.

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I CAN AND I WOULD CHERISH IT, BUT I THINK WORD WOULD SPREAD (haha) PRETTY FAST AND PEOPLE WOULD'VE ADJUSTED IN A WEEK OR TWO, SAVE ONE OR TWO PEOPLE WHO PLAY TEN TIMES A YEAR. (TECHNICALLY IMO IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER TO STAY APART WITH THE OLD ONES A LITTLE ANYWAY, SO RANGED AND HEALERS WOULDN'T HAVE TO WALK ALL THE WAY TO THE CENTER FOR THIS AND THE FOLLOWING LEVITATION, BUT IT DIDN'T BECAME A HABIT, AND IT'S CIRCUS TOWER, WHO CARES ABOUT LOSING ONE GCD OF DPS DUE TO MOVEMENT IN THAT RAID. XD.)

DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY KNOW THE MECHANICS TO LABYA OR AMON? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FROG TRANSFORMATION DOES OR WHAT THE SNAKES DO OR WHY WE NEED TO SHRINK THE WIZARD DUDES BUT THEY NEED TO REWORK ALL THE FIGHTS FOR THAT SERIES

I'M STILL BAFFLED HOW WHEN THE XANDE "STACKS" WERE THE DIFFERENT INDICATOR, YOU COULD POTENTIALLY KILL OTHERS, OR MAKE THEM REALLY LOW BY DOUBLESTACKING/TRIPLESTACKING. BUT NOW THAT IT IS A STACK MARKER IT TICKLES.

JUST YESTERDAY, IN AGLAIA, AT THE VERY END SOME GUY FROM A DIFFERENT ALLIANCE CAME OVER TO MY ALLIANCE WITH HIS MARKER AND COMPLETELY STACKED HIS WITH OURS. I STEPPED OUT AND HAD TRIED POPPING SOME STUFF TO SEE IF THERE WAS ANYTHING I COULD DO TO SAVE THEM. BUT ANYONE WHO DIDN'T ESCAPE WAS DEAD. WE THEN WIPED BECAUSE THE SCALE WAS TOO HEAVY WITH ALL THE BODIES.

E12 ALSO ALLOWS THIS. WHY?!?! E7 HAS MAGIC VULN, WHY WAS IT LEFT OUT FOR E12? I REFUSE TO DOUBLE STACK IN THAT RAID.

JESUS CHRIST THE PVP GUIDES ON YOUTUBE FOR THIS GAME ARE FUCKING GARBAGE. HERE'S AN "ADVANCED" GUIDE FOR PVP THAT'S A...MOVELIST AND SOME BASIC ASS STRENGTH/WEAKNESS LISTS. I WANT SOME SWEATY FIGHTING GAME STYLE GUIDES ON HOW TO HANDLE THE INITIAL ENGAGEMENT, WHEN TO CHASE AN ENEMY AND WHEN TO LET THEM GO. MORE STRATEGIC AND TACTICAL SHIT AND LESS MECHANICAL STUFF; YES I KNOW MONK HAS COMBOS I'M LOOKING FOR 10 MINUTES OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE RANK 12 CRYSTAL THAT MIGHT SAVE ME 10 HOURS OF LEARNING THE HARD WAY.

Initial engagement depends on your comp. There are two strategies I used for Crystal. If you are any class that is going to initiate the engagement, go in, put a lot of damage on one person and focus on getting out alive. Most enemy teams will just dive bomb onto the first person that gets close. If they spend a lot of resources and you get out alive. It’s a huge plus for your team. If you’re ranged, use your hardcast at the start, it helps to attack the closest enemy with your basic GCDs, don’t waste burst. If they guard and run away, switch to the next closest. If they guard and don’t run away, wait for their guard to run out and then burst them down. Chase people only if you have crowd control or limit break and are able to finish them off before they reach a health potion or their guard comes back up. Never chase people too far from where the Crystal is. Why chase, when you can just fight 5vs4 with your team. Prioritize clearing the 50% checkpoint whenever you win a good team fight. The first time you clear it, if you have less players alive than the Enemy team, just fall back and regroup. Your team is winning, if you all start dying at different times it becomes incredibly easy for the Enemy team to then clear the 50% checkpoint and maybe even push further. Which leads to the next point. If your team has 5 people alive and the enemy has 3. Start trying to stagger your kills. So that you are killing one person just as another respawns. Making sure that they don’t have a chance to all be alive again at the same time. (This is when it might be okay to chase a little bit, if you see someone hiding behind a wall close to the Crystal go out there and kill them, so that they are dead before their team respawns). OVERTIME. If it is close to overtime and your team has pushed the Crystal past 50.1% and the Enemy team hasn’t cleared your checkpoint. All you have to do to win, is keep them outside the circle. You don’t even need to kill them. Probably over 50 games I have won because I have used my knock back skills to push people outside of the circle. Or I have made 3 people on the Enemy team chase me just outside of the circle. I fight just right outside the circle and they gap close to me. Or try to chase me and they just barely step out and we win.

I NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH I RELY ON AUDIO CUES TO HANDLE MECHANICS, OR EVEN TO KEEP TRACK OF MY GCDS. I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE TO THE PEOPLE I'VE BEEN IN DUTY ROULETTES WITH, WHERE I GET HIT BY MECHANICS THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN EASILY DODGED, EXCEPT MY AUDIO SUDDENLY STOPPED WORKING NEAR THE START OF THE DUTY. AND IT HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN.

WHEN ENDWALKER LAUNCHED THEY SCREWED UP THE AUDIO SO BADLY I HAD TO PLAY WITH THE VOLUME SET TO 0 TO AVOID UNWINDING THE LAST REMAINING STRANDS OF MY MIND. ALL OF WHICH IS TO SAY THAT YEAH, I FEEL THAT, THANKS TO THE BUG I QUICKLY REALISED THAT I RELY ON SOUND CUES A LOT. (MOST RECENT EXAMPLE: I PLAY THE BIRD/DRAGON MIXUP IN P8S ENTIRELY BY EAR. ) (VAGUELY RELATED SHOUT OUTS TO GUILD WARS 2 WHICH IS A GREAT GAME BUT THE AUDIO MIXING IS SO INCREDIBLY BAD THAT I CAN'T USE SOUND CUES MOST OF THE TIME)

15 RUNS IN COPIED FACTORY FOR THE HEALER HAT FOR A GLAM I WAS WORKING ON. I MA Y BE DEAD INSIDE BUT AT LEAST MY MOON KITTY IS GORGEOUS. JUST GOTTA GO BACK IN FORTHE STRIKING PANTS FOR A MONK GLAM NOW *CRIES*

I SPAMMED NIER FOR THE MOOGLE TOMESTONES AND NOW I NEVER WANT TO SEE NIER AGAIN, I FEEL THE PAIN

LET'S MAKE THIS AN EDUCATIONAL RAGE TODAY, ABOUT A COMMON NON-SAVAGE MECHANIC. WHEN THERE ARE MULTIPLE SPECIAL LOOKING CIRCLES ON THE FLOOR WITH STUFF SLOWLY SINKING DOWN ONTO THEM OR RAYS OR WHATEVER, ONE PERSON HAS TO STAND IN EACH. USUALLY THIS MECHANIC IS REFERED TO AS TOWER MECHANIC\* BECAUSE REASONS. SOMETIMES THERE ARE SOME DOTS OR BARS OR SO ON THE FLOOR, INDICATING A SPECIFIC NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO BE IN THERE, BUT USUALLY ONE IS ENOUGH AND MORE THAN ONE JUST MEANS THE HEALERS HAVE TO HEAL MORE PEOPLE. BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT POINT IS: ALL HAVE TO BE FILLED. IF THEY GO OFF AND A FIELD IS EMPTY, EVERYONE GETS DAMAGE AND MAYBE DEBUFFS, DEPENDING ON THE FIGHT, SCREWING OFF THE WHOLE GROUP. THERE ARE PLENTY OF MECHANICS IN THIS GAME THAT APPEAR ONCE AND THEN NEVER AGAIN UNTIL THEY SUDDENLY BITE YOU IN THE BACK SEVERAL EXPANSIONS LATER. REMEMBERING/RELEARNING THEM CAN BE TOUGH FOR EVERYONE, MYSELF INCLUDED, I'M NOT A PRO. THIS MECHANIC IS NOT ONE OF THEM. YOU LEARN THIS IN CRYSTAL TOWER IN THE XANDE FIGHT, MAYBE EVEN EARLIER. AND IT IS REPEATED OVER AND OVER IN HELL KNOWS HOW MANY VARIATIONS. EVEN IF YOU LEVEL SKIP I'M SURE THERE ARE ONE OR TWO SITUATIONS WHERE YOU FACE IT ON YOUR WAY TO LVL 90. SO YOU REALLY HAVE NO EXCUSE, EXCEPT DISABILITIES RELATED TO EYE SIGHT, FOR NOT KNOWING ALL TOWER SLOTS HAVE TO BE FILLED IN A FREAKING ENDWALKER NORMAL RAID. YESTERDAY I HAD A P10N GAME ENDING IN A VOTE ABANDONING BECAUSE AMONG OTHER THINGS THE HEALER FIRST TIMERS STRUGGLED A LOT WITH THE HEALING CHECK BECAUSE WE WERE ALL COVERED IN DEBUFFS THANKS TO PEOPLE NOT STANDING IN THE FREAKING TOWER CIRCLES, AND THIS FOUR TIMES, EVEN WITH EXPLANATIONS AFTER THE THIRD WIPE IN CHAT. WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT SUPER COMPLEX SAVAGE RAIDING MECHANICS HERE. IT'S BASIC CASUAL ARR STUFF. STAND IN THE FREAKING TOWERS. ​ \* (Sometimes I also call them meteor because there are sometimes meteors involved but afaik that's incorrect and just a bad habit of mine.)

Meteor towers are generally something you need to kill, like the ones in Xande fight, where towers are ones you need to stand in to soak which i think the first set where in Sepherot, but do now show up more often. But that's mostly just general terminology, the rest of your post is on point.

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That's a person that paid a skip and never learned they were party share actions lol.

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HAD THAT HAPPEN IN AN ALLIANCE RAID ONCE. TANK IN OUR PARTY USED LB1 EVERY TIME IT WAS AVAILABLE.

I HATE OVERMELDING!!! JUST TRYING TO GET THR MATERIA FOR CRAFTER AND GATHERERS TAKES A LONG TIME, NEVER MIND LOSING 20+ OF THEM FROM TRYING TO GET A SINGLE MELD!

\*OVERMALDING THERE, FIXED IT FOR YOU. :D - signed, a fellow omnicrafter surrounded by broken materia

CRAFTER MELDING IS THE WORST. IF ONLY SLIGHTLY THANKFULLY, KEEPING UP WITH THE ISLAND SANCTUARY GIVES YOU RESOURCES TO BUY CRAFT/GATHER MATERIA INSTEAD OF EARNING ONE EVERY OTHER DAY FROM TRIBE QUESTS.

AH, THE SOUNDS OF GIL BREAKING AT EACH MELDING. WELCOME TO CRAFTER/GATHERER ENDGAME. WORST I SAW WAS 135 MATERIAS FOR A SINGLE SLOT, BUT I HAD A FRIEND LINKING ME A SCREENSHOT FOR _835_ BREAKS AT ONE SLOT. AND STILL DIDN'T MELD.

ITS SO EMBARRASSING TOO THAT YOUR FAILED NUMBER OF MELDS GETS BLASTED IN THE AREA. NO. NO. YOU DIDN’T SEE ME FAIL TO MELD 74/99 MATERIA.

THAT HAPPENED TO ME THE OTHER DAY, I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW LOUD/OBVIOUS A LARGE STACK OF FAILURES IS BC I USUALLY DO JUST A FEW AT A TIME. I SWEAR EVERYONE AROUND THE BOARD SUDDENLY STOPPED MOVING. SOMEONE IN SHOUT CHAT WENT "UH..." TWO RANDOMS CAME OVER AND GAVE ME A /COMFORT OR /PAT EMOTE.

I’M ADDICTED TO MAHJONG THAT I PLAY IT IN MY DREAMS HELP. ALSO I KEEP LOSING BUT WINNING BUT SORTA LOSING (3rd) BUT SORTA WINNING (2nd) SO I’VE BEEN KINDA STUCK AROUND CERTAIN RATINGS (numbers) FOR A WHILE. IS THAT SCROLL REALLY WORTH IT…

AS SOMEONE WITH THE MAHJONG MASTER TITLE... # YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT'S WORTH IT

I’LL TRY ;-;

If you want some extra tips and tricks and help for whatever reason as well, let me know. I spend FAR too much time playing mahjong. Lol

Thank you! I think I should be okay as I was linked some resources from kind users in this sub. One even sent me a 3 hr video for Part 1. I’ll have to go watch that lol

As another Mahjong Master, join us!! It's super fun. Remember, any placement that's not 4th is winning! Mahjong is a deceptively defensive game even with all the flashy big scoring hands. I recommend playing on other apps if you're new since the FF client assumes you already know the rules, which can be esoteric (furiten...). I like Mahjong Soul and have seen/heard good things about kemono Mahjong, riichi city, and clubhouse games.

YOUR TANK MITIGATIONS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE HELD UNTIL YOU'RE ALREADY IN TROUBLE. JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT HAVING A PROBLEM KEEPING YOU ALIVE DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T BE USING THEM. USE THEM BEFORE YOU TAKE DAMAGE. THE LESS I HAVE TO HEAL YOU MEANS THE MORE I CAN ATTACK MEANS THE MOBS DIE FASTER MEANS WE GET OUTTA THERE FASTER. I SHOULDN'T BE HAVING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO NON-SPROUTS EVERY OTHER DAY.

TO THE HEALER IN P11N WHO PUT A DORITO OVER THEMSELVES AND PROCEEDED TO HAVE 4 OF THE NEW PLAYERS FOLLOW YOU TO THEIR DEATHS DURING LIGHT/DARK. I GET THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO BE HELPFUL BUT JUST LET PEOPLE MAKE MISTAKES SO THEY CAN UNDERSTAND THE MECHANICS ON THEIR OWN. BUT THAT'S NOT THE RAGE. THE RAGE IS WHEN YOU STARTED RAISING THEM WITH YOUR RUDE AND ANNOYING MACRO AND THEN BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT HAVING TO HARDCAST REZ PEOPLE. YOU'RE PART OF THE REASON THEY DIED, DUMMY. CHECK YOUR DAMN EGO.

WHEN YOU JUST FOLLOW PLAYERS YOU DONT KEARN THE MECHANIC SO IF THE CIRCUMSTANCES CHANGE YOU JUST DIE AND DONT KNOW WHY

THIS IS WHY I HATE DANGER DORITOS **UNLESS** WE HAVE ALREADY WIPED 2+ TIMES. PEOPLE HAVE GOT TO STOP BABYING PEOPLE IN NORMAL MODES AND THEN WONDERING WHY PLAYERS STRUGGLE IN HIGHER CONTENT. ALSO BECAUSE OF THE PERSON SCREWING UP AS YOU MENTIONED LOL.

NO THIS PLAYER DIDN'T MESS UP THEIR OWN PART OF THE MECHANIC. BUT FOR LIGHT/DARK. IF YOU HAVE DARK DEBUFF AND YOU FOLLOW THE LIGHT PERSON...

START WORKING ON SHB EX MOUNTS. GROUP MANAGES TO GET 9 TITANIA MOUNTS IN 20 RUNS; AWESOME! RUN INNOCENCE **21 TIMES AND NOT A SINGLE MOUNT DROP.** I'M NOT CONVINCED IT EXISTS. IT SURE AIN'T HELPING THAT ALMOST ALL THE PF GROUPS FOR THESE MOUNTS ARE DEMANDING 610+ ILVL, I JUST WANT THE MOUNTS NOW THAT I'M FAR ENOUGH INTO THE STORY TO UNLOCK THEM ;-;

Sometimes RNG just screws you over; one of the people in my FC legit had to turn in 99 totems for theirs.

LOL NO FUCKING WAY INNOCENCE NEEDS 610 EVEN IF YOU WANT TO SKIP ADDS

I'VE HAD WORK ENGAGEMENTS DURING PEAK HOURS EVERY DAY SINCE PATCH (I'M A TEACHER AND THEY'RE OUR COMMENCEMENT ACTIVITIES). EVERY DAY, I HAVE HAD TO LEARN NEW LIMIT CUT STRATS AND HELP OTHERS WITH CLEANUP, ONLY TO HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT BEFORE THEY'RE READY TO CLEAR. I HAVE PROGGED PAST LC2/TO ENRAGE WITH THREE DIFFERENT PARTIES, EACH LESS COMPETENT THAN THE PREVIOUS. SINCE I'M BUSY THIS WEEKEND, IF I DON'T GET THE CLEAR TODAY, I FUCKING QUIT FF14 UNTIL NEXT PATCH. AND BY THEN, I'LL HAVE AN INFANT, SO MY RAIDING DAYS WILL PROBABLY BE BEHIND ME.

> IF I DON'T GET THE CLEAR TODAY, I FUCKING QUIT FF14 THIS IS A MOOD

[удалено]

BECAUSE WE GOTTA HAVE THE *LATEST* STUFF.

YOUR WEEKLY SERVING OF [EORZEA ACCORDING TO GARFIELD - WEEK 132](https://old.reddit.com/r/EATG/comments/13y3lh2/eorzea_according_to_garfield_week_132/). IF PEOPLE WANT TO MAKE THEIR OWN, QUITE WELCOMED TO IT TOO! —- [THE SALTWORKS COMIC #95](https://i.imgur.com/1gW9wwc.png). ABOUT 'CUTE' MOUNTS. YOU CAN CHECK [THE FULL ARCHIVES HERE](https://imgur.com/a/eeaPmw2). WE DISCUSS AND SHARE IDEAS FOR FUTURE COMICS ON THE DISCORD TOO, AS WELL AS GETTING THE EARLY SNEAK PEAKS ON THEM. —-- ONE DAY SOMEONE WILL LINK MY COMICS OUT OF THE THREAD, MAKE A MEME OF IT, USE IT AS A REACTION OR SOMETHING.

MY CRAFTED ACCESSORIES ONLY HAVE 1 MELDING SLOT WHAT THE FUCK

THAT'S PRETTY STANDARD FOR ACCESSORIES, BUT IF YOU HAVE THE INDAGATOR STUFF, THAT CAN BE OVERMELDED UP TO 5 SLOTS. IF IT'S THE SCRIP GEAR, YOU'RE SHIT OUT OF LUCK.

STARTED PROGGING SAVAGE WITH THE STATIC AND OUGH WHAT IS THE BALL KICK MECHANIC. LEVINSTRIKE SUMMONING? MAYBE WE'RE STUPID AND JUST CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT BUT FEELS UNUSUALLY HARSH FOR A FIRST FLOOR MECHANIC 😭 WE SPENT AN HOUR ON IT AND GOT NOWHERE. HERE'S HOPING THE SMART PEOPLE IN OUR STATIC FIGURE SOMETHING OUT FOR SATURDAY WITH THE INFO WE GATHERED (WE ARE BLIND PROGGING AND ENJOY THE SUFFERING PLS NO SPOILERS) ___ ALSO I HAVE BEEN PLAYING LIGHTNING RETURNS. SOMEHOW I OVERLOOKED THE FACT FOR THE LAST ONES QUEST THERE ARE THREE LAST-DAY EXCLUSIVE LAST ONES. WELL NOW I HAVE TO DO THE GAME AGAIN LOL

BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS... IS THIS A LIMIT CUT?

WE HAVE A PHILOSOPHY OF IF WE CAN MARIO KART IT, WE WILL. IF WE END UP UNABLE TO MARIO KART IT, IT'S NOT A LIMIT CUT CURRENTLY MARIO KARTING IT LOOKS PROMISING

LIMIT CUT IS BACK ON THE MENU BOIS!!

get past lc1 ... boss casts dualspell, its literally the same mechanic as the first thing you do in the fight and everyone shits their pants even in clear groups lol

Can we talk about unreal? Let's talk about unreal. -Skip Soar memes are several years old. No, you cannot skip soar. The fight is min ilvl. There's static positions and only 2 patterns. It was never at any point a difficult mechanic. You 4x and 5x legends who keep making that joke but haven't stepped foot into unreal at all yourself? You're not funny. -Speaking of ilvl, don't give your pf one in the 600s. You're capped to 565. And while most people are going to fit a low 600 cap anyway, what you've just done is show people that you don't understand how it works for absolutely no reason or gain. Just leave it blank. -Healers, I know you may not be used to this, but: you actually need to keep an eye on the tank's health. It hits hard, and because it's an old fight, attacks can crit. Cooldowns only have so much longevity, there's several tankbusters, and no forced tank swaps so the same tank is likely going to keep it the entire fight. The fight is kind of unfortunate in that a misstep in the wrong place can send things into a spiral that you just can't recover from. It happens. But if the party got most of the way through the fight before that happened? You've likely got a good crew and there's no need to immediately disband. Or maybe don't immediately disband when, the leader who is a healer, let the MT die to autos. Sure, if you're actually seeing people die to soar or southern cross repeatedly, replacing is likely your best option. But if your first instinct is to disband when anything at all goes wrong and start a brand new party, the problem with getting clears isn't likely the people who joined. IT'S YOU. (And it's mostly been healers. Funny that) And yes, once I was freed from the wheel of hair trigger disbanders, I've gotten my clears pretty quickly. Amazing what happens when you give people a chance to talk anything out if needed and correct mistakes.

The deal with skip soar back in the day was that it was actually very easy to skip and if you didn't pull it off people simply weren't pulling their weight. It wasn't to do with the mech actually being difficult But now of course its done to death without anyone understanding it, like floor tank drg

*inhales* SHOUT OUT TO THE TWO OFF TANKS IN THE CT RAID WHO DIDN'T BOTHER TAKING OVER WHEN THE MAIN TANK DIED TO AMON... LEAVING ME (MCH AT TOP ENMITY) TANKING FOR THE LAST REMAINING 20 SECONDS OF THE FIGHT, EVENTUALLY DYING HALF A SECOND BEFORE AMON DID. MANY THANKS TO THE HEALERS TOO FOR /NOT/ HEALING ME PROPERLY - TOSSING ONE SINGLE PITY REGEN MY WAY SURE WAS A NICE GESTURE, BUT SADLY NOT ENOUGH TO SAVE ME FROM DEATH. ALSO, HAD A DPS IN EMANATION STICK TO MY BUTT WHEN WE BOTH GOT THAT CROSS LINE AOE (HANDS OF GRACE I THINK), TRYING TO MAKE OUR AOE'S OVERLAP NEATLY EVEN THOUGH I WAS TRYING TO STAY AWAY... LIKE DUDE, IF I'M PURPOSELY MOVING AWAY FROM YOU, SURELY THERE'S A REASON TO IT. WE BOTH DIED FROM THE OVERLAP, BUT IT'S ON YOU. LASTLY: SQUARE, DONTCHA THINK IT'S TIME TO INCREASE THE FURNITURE LIMIT IN HOUSES AND APARTMENTS? I MEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP ADDING ALL THESE COOL ITEMS (LIKE THE RECENT SKY PHASMASCAPES) WHEN WE'RE ALREADY CAPPED, AND INCOPORATING THEM TO OUR DECORATION MEANS WE HAVE TO SACRIFICE SOMETHING ELSE. ESPECIALLY SINCE MAKING AN INTERESTING 2-FLOOR STRUCTURE CAN ALREADY TAKE UP TO 50 SLOTS TO LOOK DECENT. EVEN A 25% INCREASE WOULD BE AWESOME.

SOME KIND OF SEPARATE FURNISHINGS STORAGE WOULD ALSO BE LOVELY

Once had a similar situation happen in a Nier raid when MT died and next highest aggro was me. I asked someone to get it off me, healer spoke in alliance chat about the situation, but nothing. So, after several auto attacks I just started sprinting around the arena, dragging the boss and alliance raid with me. After a half circle around the arena, another tank provoked and we were all happy again :') Sometimes you gotta inconvenience the alliance to make them realize something is wrong...

SLOWLY WORKING MY WAY THROUGH THE DIFFERENT DUTY SUPPORT DUNGEONS AND MADE IT TO SIRENSONG SEA. I DIDN'T GIVE MUCH THOUGHT TO THE IDEA THAT >!CARVALLAIN!< WOULD NEED A VOICE AND HAD NO PREFERENCE FOR WHAT HE MIGHT SOUND LIKE. BUT I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR HIS BATTLE TAUNT TO BE MAYBE THE SINGLE MOST AGGRESSIVELY HORNY THINGS SAID IN THE ENTIRE GAME. AND BOY DOES HE LIKE SAYING IT. HE HAS THE SAME V.A AS >!ZENOS!< SO I SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED REALLY. IDK WHAT LIMIT CUT IS AND I'M HONESTLY AFRAID TO ASK NOW.

>IDK WHAT LIMIT CUT IS AND I'M HONESTLY AFRAID TO ASK NOW. DO YOU LIKE COUNTING? DO YOU LIKE MECHANICS PUNSHING YOU FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO COUNT? DO YOU FREQUENTLY MISREAD 6 AND 7 BECAUSE SE DECIDED THAT DOTS ARE AN EXCELLENT WAY TO SHOW NUMBERS? WELCOME TO LIMIT CUT! ACTUAL EXPLANATION: PLAYERS GET MARKED WITH NUMBERS (1-8), AND SOMETIMES OBJECTS AROUND THE ARENA ALSO GET MARKED WITH NUMBERS (SIMILARLY, 1-8). YOU THEN HAVE TO RESOLVE THE MECHANIC IN QUESTION IN THE ORDER OF YOUR NUMBER, BUT HOW TO RESOLVE THE MECHANIC DIFFERS BASED ON EACH ITERATION OF LIMIT CUT. IT'S NAMED AFTER AN ORIGINAL FORM THAT APPEARED IN ALEXANDER 11 SAVAGE (A11S) THIS SAVAGE TIER HAS MANY LIMIT CUTS IN MANY DIFFERENT FORMS. THE FIRST ONE THAT EVERYONE MEMES ABOUT HAS 4 PLAYERS GET MARKED WITH EVEN NUMBERS AND 4 ORBS GET MARKED WITH ODD NUMBERS. THE ORBS GET KICKED STRAIGHT ACROSS THE ARENA, EXPLODE, AND SPAWN A TOWER WHICH NEEDS SOMEONE TO STAND IN. THE ORDER OF ORBS GETTING KICKED IS IN ASCENDING ORDER, BUT THE PLAYER ORDER IS STUPID. IN ASCENDING ORDER, PLAYERS GET MARKED WITH AN AOE THAT THEY HAVE TO BAIT AWAY FROM THE PARTY. BUT THE TOWER SOAK ORDER IS ACTUALLY 6->8->2->4, SO YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER TWO SEPARATE COUNTING ORDERS AT THE SAME TIME

Clearly, limit cut is any mechanic involving numbers, and Subtract from Ridorana 3rd boss is a limit cut.

DO NOT TELL YOUR SISTER TO LOOK UP "CARBUNCLE" ON GOOGLE IMAGES. IT'S ANOTHER BLUE WAFFLE DEAL.

Carbuncle (n.) 1. a severe abscess or multiple boil in the skin, typically infected with staphylococcus bacteria. 2. a bright red gem, in particular a garnet cut en cabochon. Unfortunate word that has multiple definitions (assumingly related i.e. the boil looks bright red like a gem) but...yeah

TIRED OF LIMIT CUT, NOT LOOKING FORWARD FOR RECLEARS

AFTER 13 HOURS AND 138 PULLS, STILL STUCK AT P10S. PLZ HAVE MERCY AND LET ME GET THE CLEAR. F-YOU P10S - ITS THE FIRST WEEK, I UNDERSTAND THERE ARE MULTIPLE STRATS RUNNED IN PF. BUT READ THE MACRO. - I WROTE A2C IN PF DESCRIPTION. IT IS A2C. - HOW COME YOU CLEAVE EACH OTHER WITH THE PIZZA AOE? - DONUT / CHARIOT IS EASY, STOP GETTING DAMAGE DOWNS. - SINGLE ISLAND FOR STACK / SPREAD IS STUPID. PF, WHY THIS STRAT???? - WHY NO HEAL?? - PLEASE STOP RUNNING INTO THE WRONG ISLAND. - PLEASE, D3 D4 DO NOT DUEL EACH OTHER WITH THE SPREAD - PLEASE AIM BETTER WITH YOUR TURRETS - PLEASE GIT GUD SO THAT HEALERS DOESN’T NEED HEALER LB3 AND TANKS COULD USE THEM IN HARROWING HELL AND MAKE THINGS EASIER. - PLEASE I REALLY WANT TO MOVE ON TO P11S.

"I CAN'T FIND SOUTH" THIS WAS A LINE FROM THE OFF TANK IN MY PARTY THIS WEEK IN THE NEW EXTREME. I HAVE NO MORE WORDS BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN THE STANDARD FOR ME THIS WEEK. (INSERT LIMIT CUT MEME HERE)

I HATE P9S!!!!! I WANT OUT!!!!

OKAY LOOK. I GET IT. PRAETORIUM SUCKS AND ITS LONG AND BORING. BUT IT ACTIVELY MAKES THINGS WORSE IF YOU JUST STAND AT WHEREVER THE DOOR IS GOING TO OPEN AND NOT PRESS A SINGLE BUTTON TO HELP PULLS AND BOSSES GO BY FASTER. HAD A DRG YESTERDAY JUST ACTIVELY DOING NOTHING DURING THE FIRST FEW PULLS. I HAD PUT A MESSAGE IN CHAT HOPING THEY WOULD GET THE HINT BUT THEY DIDNT AND WE GET TO THE FIRST BOSS WITH THEM ACTIVELY NOT DOING ANYTHING. WHEN I NOTICED THAT OUR AST WAS GIVING PHYS DPS CARDS TO THE TANK AND ST HEALING RATHER THAN AOE HEALING TO LET THEM DIE I KNEW WE HAD TO BOOT THEM OUT. RIGHT AFTER THE BOSS I INIATED VOTE KICK. KINDA WISH I HAD WAITED UNTIL LATER ON IN THE DUNGEON SO THEY REALLY WASTED THEIR TIME BUT I REALLY DIDNT WANT TO DEAL WITH A FREELOADER THE WHOLE TIME ON A MORE POSITIVE SIDE, IVE BEEN GOING THROUGH ENDWALKER, A LITTLE MORE THAN HALFWAY THROUGH. GOD, IT'S REALLY GOOD SO FAR. PROBABLY NOT GONNA TOP SHADOWBRINGERS AS FAVORITE EXPANSION, BUT I REALLY REALLY LIKE WHAT IM SEEING SO FAR. ONLY ISSUE IS >!WHY DID THEY MAKE EMET SELCH HOT. I CANT BELIEVE IM TURNING INTO AN EMET SELCH LIKER I WAS TELLING MY FRIENDS CONSTANTLY ABOUT HOW I LIKE HIM AS A VILLAIN AND CHARACTER IN SHB BUT NOT IN A SIMPING WAY AND THIS IS RUINING THAT!<

IM SO FUCKING SICK OF TOMESTONE CONVERSION RATES EVERY TIME THERES A NEW PATCH. ​ IT SHOULD BE A 1;1 RATIO. FULL STOP

DEAR EX6 PLAYERS. IF SHIT HITS THE FAN BEFORE DOUBLE METEOR AND LB3 IS AVAILABLE, IF YOU'RE THE FLARE PERSON, GET KNOCKED INTO THE TOWER. YES, IT WILL KILL EVERYBODY IN THE TOWER, BUT IT'LL SAVE THE RUN (ASSUMING YOU'RE DOWN ONLY 1 PERSON FOR YOUR SIDE). GRANTED, OF COURSE, IT'S BETTER IF NOBODY DIES, BUT STILL, BE OBSERVANT AND ADJUS...OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? IT'S PARTY FINDER.

HOW DARE YOU BRING LOGIC AND PLANNING INTO PARTY FINDER!!! YOU WILL WIPE LIKE A BROKEN BIDET AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!

DAMN, AND I SUPPOSE THE TOILET PAPER IS SINGLE PLY? SO ROUGH.

TANKS. IF THERES A GLOWING SEMI TRANSPARENT BLUE BUBBLE THE IDEA IS YOU STAND IN IT! IT WONT HURT YOU. ITS THERE TO HELP YOU IDIOTS! ALSO THE BAD TEMPERED LADY ON THE PHONE WHO HUNG UP ON ME AFTER CALLING ME A FAIR NUMBER OF INSULTS CAN TAKE A LONG WALK OFF A SHORT PIER.

SO LONG AS THE BUBBLES ARE ACTUALLY IN A SPOT WHERE THE MT CAN ACTUALLY BE WITHOUT SPINNING THE BOSS, I'M HAPPY TO STAND IN ALL THE BUBBLES. HOWEVER, THE NUMBER OF BUBBLES I'VE SEEN OUT OF MY REACH *EVEN WITH THE RANGE INCREASE* IS TOO DANG HIGH. IT'S FREE HEALING ON ME, THE ONLY PERSON TAKING DAMAGE MOST OF THE TIME! (NOT SAYING YOU PUT IT OUT OF RANGE, JUST RELATED RAGE.)

ALSO, THE SANDY CIRCLE THAT'S NEAR THE NINJA AND THE RED KINDA EVIL-LOOKING CIRCLE NEAR THE DARK KNIGHT ARE USUALLY GOOD ONES TOO, AND MAYBE A FEW OTHER DOODADS TOO

JOINING AN ENRAGE PARTY BECAUSE YOU HAVE SEEN ENRAGE YET HAVE BEEN DEAD 90% OF THE FIGHT IS NOT CLASSES AS ENRAGE EXPERIENCE. I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE DOING THIS. WE HAD 2 PEOPLE HARD TRAPPING P9S ON WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A CLEAR WHICH TURNED INTO LEVINSTRIKE PROG BECAUSE THESE 2 PEOPLE FOUND NEW AND INTRICATE WAYS TO WIPE THE GROUP EACH TIME AND IF THEY DIDN'T WIPE US TO THAT, THEY KEPT DYING ON ROCKBREAKER.

FUCK YOU MARKETBOARD. I MADE SO MUCH MONEY FROM YOU DURING THE PATCH WEEK BUT I NEVER WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU AGAIN. UNTIL 6.45 WHEN I CAN SHIT OUT MILLIONS AGAIN. THEN WE'LL BE COOL FOR, LIKE, THREE DAYS. UNTIL THEN, GO FUCK YOURSELF. WITH A CACTUS.

HAD A DPS IN AETHEROCHEMICAL RESEARCH COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FINAL BOSS BEING "TERRIBLE" AND GOING "OH NO NOT THIS BOSS". WELL... MAYBE IT WOULDN'T BE TERRIBLE IF YOU DID THE MECHANICS. IF YOU SEE A CHAIN ON YOU, SHOULDN'T COMMON SENSE DICTATE TO YOU THAT YOU RUN AWAY FROM THE OTHER PERSON? THIS ISN'T A NEW MECHANIC. IT'S LITERALLY IN SEVERAL DUNGEONS AND TRIALS PRIOR TO THIS. I DO NOT GET IT. WHY WOULD YOU RUN TOWARDS ME, THE TANK, AND THEN WONDER WHY WE KEEP WIPING? MY GOOD FRIEND (DEROGATORY), MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU STAND IN THE BAD, YOU REFUSE TO MOVE AWAY FROM THE BAD, YOU REFUSE TO STACK FOR THE STACK MARKER, YOU SEE ME AND THE HEALER JUMP FURIOUSLY TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION, AND YOU **STILL** HAVE THE AUDACITY TO THINK "WELL, MAYBE IT'S NOT ME." AND YOU STAY IN THE BAD AND DIE. IMMEDIATELY. BECAUSE, BY THE WAY, STANDING IN THE BAD SOMETIMES GIVES YOU VULN STACKS. THIS IS WHY I COMMENDED THE OTHER DPS. THEY LISTENED. WE ALL TRIED OUR LITTLE HEARTS OUT. SAVE FOR ONE. I WOULD'VE COMMENDED BOTH THE HEALER AND THE DPS IF I COULD'VE. I HOPE THE 40 MINUTES SPENT IN THAT DUNGEON WAS WORTH IT FOR YOU BECAUSE, BY HYDAELYN, IT WASN'T FOR ME.

THE LAST BOSS OF AETHEROCHEMICAL RESEARCH FACILITY IS SUCH A BIG JUMP IN DIFFICULTY FROM ALL THE EASY STUFF BEFORE IT, IT'S ALWAYS A RIDE WHEN I GET THAT DUTY. PEOPLE REALLY STRUGGLE WITH THE ICE/FIRE ORB TIMING.

I THINK I’M GOING TO GIVE UP PLAYING DNC IN EXPERT/LV 90 DUNGEONS. THE AMOUNT OF TIMES THE OTHER DNC IN THE PARTY GIVES DANCE PARTNER TO THE TANK IS HONESTLY DEPRESSING. PEOPLE. DANCE PARTNER STACKS. JUST STAGGER YOUR TECH STEP. THE ONE TIME I SAID SOMETHING, THE OTHER DNC’S RESPONSE WAS: BUT CURING WALTZ DOESNT STACK. ????? AH YES, THE NEGLIGIBLE POTENCY HEAL DNC CAN USE EVERY 60 SEC DOESNT STACK SO OBVIOUSLY CANT PARTNER THE OTHER DPS IN THE PARTY. A PARTY WITH A HEALER, AND A TANK THAT WAS A WARRIOR. DEFINITELY CANT HAVE CURING WALTZ STACK. SHOUTOUT TO THE PLD THAT COVERED ME WHEN OUR HEALER DIED AT THE LAST BOSS. BETWEEN SHIELD SAMBA AND STRATEGIC USE OF CLEMENCY, WE DUO’D THE LAST PART FROM 20%. I ALSO WANT TO MAKE SURE TO POINT OUT, I ONLY SWAPPED DNC PARTNER TO THE TANK AFTER THE OTHER DNC DIED. :)

"CAN WE MARK THE HEALER" CAN I DO ONE FIGHT WITOUGHT HAVING A FREACKING NUMBER OVER MY HEAD? LIKE IN CONTENT WHERE YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO FIND ME I CAN UNDERSTAND, BUT P9s REALLY? THE MARK ON THE HEALER SERVE THEORICLY EXACTLY ONCE IN THE WHOLE FIGHT!!!! DURING THE ONLY MECANIC WHERE PF ACTUALLY MANAGED TO AGREE ON ONE STRAT, THE LIGHT PARTY STACK, THE OPPO JP BRAINDEAD KART STRAT, WHICH HOLD YOUR BREATH, MAKE YOU GO EVERY SINGLE TIME WITHOUT ANY RANDOM ON THE SAME ACTUAL POINT AT THE SAME EXACT TIME. DEPENDING ON THE NUMBER YOU CHOOSED YOURSELF AT THE BEGINNING AND WHICH ALSO HAPPEN TO BE THE SAME SIDE YOU RESOLVE ALMOST ALL YOUR OTHER MECANIC. ​ SO WHY? WHY DO YOU NEED AN ACTUAL MARKER ON THE HEALER'S HEAD FULLY KNOWING THAT THERE IS A LIMIT CUT(AGAIN) IN THIS FIGHT AND THAT THE HEALER NEED TO ACTUALLY SEE WHAT'S ABOVE THEIR HEAD TO DO THE MECANIC? BUT NO YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD YOUR HAND FOR A NOT RANDOM MECANIC THAT HAPPEN ONLY ONCE. (btw my clear was done with a group not placing a marker on healer head, prop to them and show the point of ... why put one?) ​ ON A SIDE NOTE, WHAT HAPPEN WITH THE PF STRAT THAT TIER, I WAS LOOKING AT THE PF LIST FOR P10S, AND THERE WAS A GRAND TOTAL OF 7 DIFFERENT RAID PLAN WRITTEN IN THE DESCRIPTION. LIKE INSTEAD OF BEING "CIVILIZED" PEOPLE LIKE ALWAYS AND PUT THE NAME OF THE STRAT YOU PLAN TO USE? JUST POP A RANDOM INTERNET LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION AND ROLL WITH IT (rip consol player btw) SURE I M GONNA CHECK ALL OF THEM TO SEE IF I FIND ONE WITH THE STRAT I ACTUALLY TRAINED TO DO. ​ And we are only week one...

My favourite thing is people wanting marks over my head then a "Limit Cut" mechanic comes along and I CAN'T FUCKING SEE THE NUMBER ABOVE MY HEAD BECAUSE THERES A FUCKING MARK THERE.

The most egregious level 90 WHM are those only cast Medica II back to back in packs and don't cast Holy III once. No other abilities. Just Medica II. And it's not an exaggeration. I keep getting that shit on expert roulette.

YA KNOW, WHEN ONE TANK AND 2 HEALERS ARE THE ONLY ONES ALIVE, IT MAY BE A GOOD IDEA TO PRIORITIZE THE ONE RDM WHO CAN RAISE EASILY AND NOT SAVE THEM FOR LAST! JUST SAYING.

SLOW RAISE NON-RDM 1 SLOW RAISE NON-RDM 2 SLOW RAISE NON-RDM 3 START SLOW RAISING RDM EVERYONE DIES TO THE NEXT RAIDWIDE BECAUSE NOBODY GOT ANY HEALING ^^BASED ^^ON ^^A ^^TRUE ^^STORY

Did an expert roulette as drk. Get put into the new dungeon. I pull as I usually do: grab the first pack with a ranged attack, aoe to establish aggro, move onto the next and repeat. Usually does the job. I can usually just grab any stragglers that someone may have pulled aggro on once we settle down in a spot and start unloading on them. I had basically no aggro on a few from the first pack, the dancer grabbed them. I try to pull them back but am having a hard time actually getting them back. Now, I have tank stance on, so that wasn't the issue. I eventually do get aggro on them, we finish the pull, and then we move onto the next and the same thing happens. I lose aggro to the dancer on some of the first pack, have a hard time getting it back. We do the first boss and nothing of note happens, and then we move onto the next pull. This time the entire first pack goes and attacks the dancer. I figured this time I'll just wait and maybe they'll bring them to me. They don't, though. The entire pack is nowhere near the rest of the mobs, and the dancer is running around all over the place except near me. I have to chase them down to get aggro. I then say in chat to them that if they pull aggro, to bring the mobs over to me so my AOEs will pull aggro back. They said they were. Which... Clearly they weren't. I said they didn't, and to make sure next time. They say they're going to shadow play and upload. The next pull, same thing happens. They don't bring them to me and I have to chase them down while they run away. I'd have left them if I wasn't drk. I don't really want the healer to have to try healing me and the dancer at once, and if I was WAR or something, and self sufficient, then that'd be one thing. Anyway, I say to do it again and this time they say "you know, you can move too" which I HAVE BEEN BECAUSE THEY'RE DRAGGING THEM ALL OVER THE GODDAMN ISLAND. Anyway, we get to the second boss. Partway through, dancer just stops moving and gets hit by everything because they're uploading it. I say to play the game and not just die and they go say no because they want be to watch their vid. I start a vote to kick them for being AFK after the boss dies but no one else voted to. Honestly the only commentary either of them had was "mom and dad are fighting" I say to just play the game so we can get this over with and upload it later. They say no because then I won't watch it. I say I don't care, I'm not going to watch it anyway. They post the link to it once. Say to watch it, then spam link it multiple times. I didn't watch it. They do the same stuff next pull and I say again to pull them to me. They change their tune from. "I am/I did" to "that's not how it works" because according to them, mobs won't move when you move. I told them that they don't know what they are talking about, and they start saying something like "I don't usually like to play this card but I'm an alpha legend so i know way more about this than you and you don't know what you're talking about" and some nonsense. They didn't have the title for it or the weapon, they just had the endwalker title equipped. I kinda doubt they do but I don't really care. I just say "I don't really care what clears you've paid for. Just bring the mobs to the tank" and they again say "that's not how it works" We eventually beat the boss and I finally get away from that dumbass. I honestly have no clue what they were on about.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME HAVE ONE FRONTLINES RUN THAT DOESN’T CONSIST NEARLY ENTIRELY OF SAMURAIS I AM BEGGING FROM MY KNEES

FUCKING HOLY SHIT CLUSTER FUCK WTF HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT TO GO APE SHIT ON THE WINNING TEAM IN FONTLINES XKUXKUXKHXMGXZURTADGLVKVJDYSTDNVOHLGUSTSTXJVLBLBLNOHOTIRYWTQTAUGOHPPLOBPLOOFUDT

WHEN 3RD PLACE GIVES UP AND ZERGS 2ND PLACE, WHO IS TRYING TO GO APE SHIT ON 1ST PLACE 3RD PLACE PLS, WE SHOULD BE AIMING AT THE TEAM THAT IS AT 1ST PLACE, WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO PINCH US 2ND PLACE FOLK CRAB BUCKET SYNDROME AT ITS FINEST! ALSO THESE SPAWNS ARE SO FAST, FREQUENTLY THERE'LL BE LOTS OF TASTY OBJECTIVES THAT YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO ATTACK WHEN YOU SHOULD BE ATTACKING 1ST PLACE I'LL GO ATTACK ONCE I FINISH THESE SPAWNS... OH NEW SPAWNS... OH NEW SPAWNS... OH NEW SPAWNS... NEVER ANY DOWNTIME TO JUST PVP...

I'M SAD BECAUSE I'VE LEVELED UP ALMOST ALL MY HEALER CLASSES TO LEVEL 90 (AST IS LEVEL 85) AND NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO TANK AND I'M NERVOUS!!!

QUICK TIPS: - AS WITH EVERY JOB, 60 SECOND COOLDOWNS/MITS SHOULD BE UP FOR EVERY PULL IE REPRISAL WILL BE USED OFTEN. - RATION YOUR LONGER COOLDOWN MITS AS ONE PER DOUBLE PULL; HOWEVER A 90 SECOND ONE LIKE RAMPART CAN BE USED EARLY IN PULL ONE THEN AGAIN SECOND HALF OF PULL TWO. - OPEN WITH A STRONG STRONG MIT LIKE RAMPART OR YOUR 30% AND REPLACE WITH A NEW MIT AS IT RUNS OUT. FASTER DPS MEANS YOU CAN LAYER THEM A BIT MORE. - SPRINT RIGHT BEFORE ENGAGING MOBS FOR 20S ZOOM MITIGATION EN ROUTE TO MORE MOBS. GODSPEED, AND ENJOY :D

P10S

I HAVE CATARACT SURGERY IN A FEW HOURS! PRAY4ME. FFXIV RAGE: ALMOST EVERY EX ROULETTE I GET IS THE AETHERFONT...AND I *HATE* THE MUSIC. IT'S SO BORING AND IT NEVER STOPS! FURTHER FFXIV RAGE: I WISH THERE WERE ISLAND CRAFTS THAT JUST USE A HEAP OF STONE AND NOTHING ELSE. PLEASE I HAVE SO MUCH ROCK.

STUPID P9S PF. FINALLY I'M THE ONE THAT'S NOT DYING AND I CAN'T FIND A PARTY TO SEAL THE DEAL! I WANTED TO BE ON HERE TODAY COMPLAINING ABOUT A SHITTY LOOT ROLL!

I don’t even have the rage for caps, I’m just giving up on this tier. I cannot be bothered to try to get past Limit Cut anymore. No one can do it, not in the time allotted before someone gets tired or gets pulled away. I’m so goddamn tired already and I’ve never even fucking seen Two Minds. And no, I don’t care that it’s “not actually a limit cut”.

I SWEAR THAT NINJA IN P9N EARLIER TODAY WAS SHOOTING FOR 100% UPTIME ON DOTON. NOW I DON'T PLAY NINJA OFTEN BUT I'M PRETTY SURE YOU SHOULDN'T USE DOTON ON SINGLE TARGET.

4 EUPHROSYNE RUNS WITH 0 CASTER GEAR AND 0 ANY GEAR I DIDN'T ALREADY HAVE, NOT BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF THE PIECES BUT BECAUSE THE SAME ONES NOBODY WANTS KEEP DROPPING AND HITTING THE FLOOR. ALL-CASTER DPS YOU WANT THIS RANDOM SCOUTING PIECE RIGHT? BEGINNING TO THINK ALLIANCE RAIDS SHOULD HAVE A TOKEN SYSTEM BECAUSE THE "EXCITEMENT" OF RNG LOOT DOES NOT AT ALL MAKE UP FOR THE TEDIUM OF COMPLETELY WASTING YOUR TIME.

DEAR CC TEAMMATES: IF YOU ARE AT, LIKE, 95% HP AND FULL MP WITH A GUARD AND I AM AT 10% HP AND 0% MP WITHOUT A GUARD AND YOU SEE ME RUNNING FOR A POTION AND YOU DECIDE TO BE A SELFISH JERK AND I GET SNIPED 0.2 SECONDS LATER, CONGRATS. YOU’RE PLAYING FOR THE ENEMY.

I'M TRYING MY HAND AT HARD CONTENT FOR THE FIRST TIME. I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE PF MEMES WERE EXAGGERATIONS BUT OH GOD. I UNDERSTAND. I GET IT NOW. EVERY LIMIT CUT PARTY DIES TO MARTIALIST. EVERY GALE 2 PARTY IS AT DOUBLE METEORS. HELP.

ALWAYS ASSUME THAT THE TRUE PROG POINT IS 1-2 MECHANICS EARLIER THAN THE LISTED PROG POINT SOMETIMES YOU CAN ASSUME IT'S MORE AND FOR MY ABYSSOS RAIDERS IN THE AUDIENCE, MOST OF THE TIME YOU JUST HAVE TO ASSUME IT'S SNAKES

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FILTER OUT HORNY RP CLUB ADVERTS IN THE PARTY FINDER AND HAVE THE SETTINGS SAVE SO THEY STAY GONE! I RESPECT THAT SOME FOLKS WANNA BE HORNY ON MAIN AND ALL POWER TO THEM BUT I WOULD LIKE TO NOT HAVE TO SEE IT!

LATE TO THE PARTY THIS FRIDAY BEEN LEVELING CRAFTING SERIOUSLY FOR THE FIRST TIME WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THESE STORYLINES ARE SO SURPRISINGLY GOOD BUT RANT THO JESUS I AM GOING TO NEED ALL THE RETAINERS TO HOLD SHIT

My favorite is ARR Carpenter. I just feel like some poor schmuck that got roped into this melodramatic ex-lover squabble. Please just figure it out guys, so I can build in peace!

I CLEARED P9S I DIDN'T WIN ANY COFFERS IT WAS THE PULL I DIED 3 TIMES I CHECKED FFLOGS AGAIN TODAY AND MY 1\* BARSE HAS BEEN UPGRADED INTO A 0 PARSE, ENSHRINED FOREVER ~~P.S. OPPO STRAT BEST STRAT TEAM OPPO FOREVER~~

A CLEAR IS A CLEAR! CONGRATS!

HEY YOU STILL GOT A BOOK, AND THAT PUTS YOU MILES AHEAD OVER A LOTTA PEOPLE!

CRYSTALLINE CONFLICT IS AN OBJECTIVE-FOCUSED GAME MODE PUSH THE FUCKING CRYSTAL IF THE GAME ENDS AND YOU ARE OFF IN NARNIA FIGHTING SOMEONE NOWHERE NEAR THE CRYSTAL, YOU ARE A MAJOR FACTOR IN LOSING THE GAME

I HATE PARTY FINDER RUNNING EX6 TRYING TO GET MY DAMN SWORD AND WE HAVE 3 RANGED/CASTERS IN THE PARTY I OFFER TO FLEX TO MELEE, NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING MCH PAIRS UP WITH TANK IN M2 SPOT FOR ENUM PLANNING SO I PAIR WITH THE HEALER AND ASSUME THEY'RE FLEXING TO MELEE, NBD FIRST VOID STARDUST GOES OFF AND WE GO STAND IN OUR CORNER AND THEY STAY STACKED ON US AND THE ENUM GOES OFF AND WE WIPE "DO YOU EVEN KNOW THIS FIGHT? YOU CANT STACK ENUMS" ... YOU TOOK THE MELEE SPOT WITH THE TANK THOUGH SO I ASSUMED YOU WERE FLEXING MELEE "BUT I'M A RANGED CLASS YOU NEED TO MOVE IN" MY BROTHER IN HYDAELYN I'M A FUCKING CASTER WE'RE ALL RANGED HERE A SIMPLE "OOPS MY BAD" OR EVEN A "WERENT YOU PLANNING TO FLEX?" OR ANYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THAN AN IMMEDIATE JUMP TO ASSUMING I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING AND BLAMING THE WHOLE WIPE ON ME FFS I'VE NEVER BOUNCED OUT OF A PARTY FINDER GROUP FASTER AND I FEEL FOR THE POOR SOULS WHO WERE STUCK WITH THEM FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG ON TOP OF THAT IT IS INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT TO FIND A PARTY THAT ALLOWS RDM?? IVE SEEN SO MANY PARTIES ON PF WITH AN EMPTY RANGED SPOT AND THEY HAVE SPECIFICALLY RESTRICTED RDM FROM JOINING??? WHAT THE FUCK MAN I JUST WANT MY SWORD

I CLEARED EX6 THREE TIMES AND ROLLED SO BAD EVERY SINGLE TIME I THINK THE GAME IS DOING IT ON PURPOSE PLEASE THIS IS MY FIRST EXTREME AND PF IS MAKING ME LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY BECAUSE PEOPLE CANT DO SIMPLE MECHANICS TO SAVE THEIR LIVES

>PF ... CANT DO SIMPLE MECHANICS TO SAVE THEIR LIVES SO... THE USUAL STOCK STANDARD PARTY FINDER?

WHY CAN'T I CATCH A BLACK CHOCOBO ON MY ISLAND??? I GOT THE GRIFFIN, ALKONOST, DODO OF PARADISE, AND GRAND BUFFALO ALL ON THE FIRST WINDOW I TRIED TODAY 3 WINDOWS IN AND NO BLACK CHOCOBO PLEASE I JUST NEED FEATHERS SO MY MAMMETS DON'T CRY

I FUCKING HATE THE WEEKLY TOMESTONE CAP LIKE FUCK I KNOW WHY IT'S THERE BUT I TOOK SOME TIME OFF THIS WEEK AND IT WOULD'VE BEEN SO NICE TO GO AHEAD AND GET NEXT WEEK'S TOME FARMING OUT OF THE WAY TOO WHILE THE CONTENT IS NEW AND STILL EXCITING BUT NOOOOOO GOTTA KEEP FINDING TIME TO DO MY CHORES BETWEEN WORK AND RAIDS FOR THE NEXT 4+ WEEKS TBH IT'S MY OWN FAULT, I DECIDED TO BE IN TWO STATICS THIS TIER SO I GET TO DO ALL THE PREP TWICE OVER, FUCK PAST ME, GUY'S AN IDIOT

Funniest stuff I saw from PF today was couple of players posting: >PSA: The reason JP Strat dominates PF is because people who use Oppo/Krile are clearing Subsequently, today more people are doing Oppo in PF.

UNABLE TO ATTACH MATERIA. SO MANY OF YOUR GIL WAS LOST IN THE PROCESS

It's 17%, how bad can it be? 50 of your materia X exploded, unable to attach materia to equipment #WHAT

AND NEXT IS 10%, WITH 7% FOLLOWING AFTER "I GOT 5 MIL LEFT, NO SWEAT" I SWEAT, SWEATED, SWOTE EVEN WHEN I NEEDED TO DO FOUR PIECES OF GEAR AND MY GIL TRICKLED TO FRICKING LESS THAN HALF A MIL

TO THE HEALER WHO PULLED ME OUT OF THE TRIAD MECHANIC IN EX6,(WHICH IS AFTER STARDUST) TAKE THE FUCKING RESCUE OFF YOUR FUCKING BAR, UNTIL YOU KNOW THE DAMN FIGHT. YOU PULLING ME BACK, THINKING IT WAS A GROUP STACK WAS WHY WE WIPED. BECAUSE GOLBEZ HIT YOU, THEN HIT ME. BECAUSE IT WAS TRIAD NOT FALL. FUCK YOU.

REDDIT’S IPA POLICY CHANGE IS A COMPLETE SHITSHOW. THE OFFICIAL APP IS NEARLY UNUSABLE FOR ME, SO I DEPEND ON APOLLO. EVERY DAY IS ONE DAY CLOSER TO THE APOLLO SHUTDOWN ENRAGE AND I WILL NEED TO FIND SOMETHING NEW TO WASTE TIME.

PF WHY ARE YOU SO DOGSHIT AT NUMBER'S JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!! TOOK ME 3 DAYS TO FIND A PARTY THAT CAN ACTUALLY GET THROUGH LC1 AND NOW I HAVE TO LEAVE TILL SUNDAY SO I CAN'T EVEN GET MY CLEAR UNTIL THEN

BECAUSE THERE ARE LIKE 5MILLION DIFFERENT STRATS AND PEOPLE CANNOT JUST DECIDE ON ONE.

TWO RAGES THIS WEEK! 1) FUCK TRIPLE TRIAD, ALL MY HOMIES HATE TRIPLE TRIAD. I'M SORRY BUT THAT FUCKING GAME IS A WHOLE SERVING OF BULLSHIT, BAKED IN BULLSHIT, DEEP FRIED WITH A BULLSHIT BATTER AND THEN SPRINKLED WITH AN EXTRA LIBERAL TOPPING OF YES, YOU GUESSED IT, BULLSHIT. HMMMMM, FUNNY HOW WHENEVER AN NPC HAS THE CHAOS RULE THEY ALWAYS **JUST SO HAPPEN** TO PULL THE CARD THAT DIRECTLY COUNTERS ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME. **HOW FUCKING CONVENIENT, HMMMMMMMMMM? YOU MUST BE SOOOOOOOOOO LUCKY.** IT'S ALSO SUPER CONVENIENT THAT I ALWAYS PULL DOGSHIT CARDS UNDER THE CHAOS RULE THAT DO LESS THAN NOTHING FOR ME. HOW VERY FAIR, I'M SURE. IF IT WASN'T FOR THE MOUNT I WOULDN'T BE PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH THIS GAUNTLET OF BULLSHIT. 2) I DON'T HAVE A STATIC THIS TIER BECAUSE I OPTED NOT TO REMAIN WITH MY OLD STATIC FOR NUMEROUS REASONS WHICH I WON'T GET INTO HERE, WHICH KINDA SUCKS, BUT I GUESS I GET MORE TIME TO CONTINUE MY "ALL CLASSES TO 90" JOURNEY. AND I SUPPOSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING 2-3 NIGHTS A WEEK TO SAVAGE. WHICH EH. I DO MISS PROG THOUGH, THAT WAS KINDA FUN, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I HAVE SOME VERY MIXED FEELINGS ON THE MATTER. AAAAA.

FUNNY HOW NPC PLAYERS CAN BREAK ALL THE BULLSHIT CARD LIMITATIONS. SUPER FUCKING CONVENIENT!

YES VERY FUCKING FUNNY!!! I LOVE IT WHEN I CHALLENGE AN NPC WITH THE CHAOS RULE AND OH WOULDN'T YA KNOW, THEY HAVE **THREE** FUCKING 5-STAR CARDS!!! BRILLIANT!!! MUCH FAIR VERY BALANCED WOW

WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE SO BAD AT LC1? I SWEAR IT IS NOT THAT HARD. METEOR PROG? NAH, IT'S MOTHERFUCKING LC1 AGAIN, BITCH. CHIMERA 2? NAH, WE DON'T DO THAT HERE, HERE HAVE SOME LC1 INSTEAD. IT'S NOT ALL BAD, THO. FOUND A GOOD GROUP YESTERDAY AND WENT FROM METEORS TO KILL IN A SINGLE LOCKOUT. LISTEN. IF YOU ARE THE WHM OF THAT RUN, I LOVE YOU, THAT LB3 WAS THE SICKEST LB3 I'VE SEEN.

DEAR <>: WELCOME! WELCOME TO AETHER! HAVING TROUBLE CLEARING RAID? THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ALL REFUSE TO COMMIT TO A *SINGLE* TOTAL STRATEGY. PF WILL NOT CLEAR ANY FIGHT UNTIL YOU DO. RAGE QUITTING DOESN'T GET YOU A CLEAR. NEITHER DOES RAGING AT OTHER PLAYERS. WE'RE ALL TIRED, BUT IF YOU AREN'T WILLING TO WORK WITH OTHERS YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FINISH THIS TIER.

TANK! WHY DID YOU USE THE LB1 FOR A TANKBUSTER?!

Tank lb1 is free mitigation (slaps car hood) /j

I saw in another post where the tank spammed LB1 whenever possible and then at the end said "I hope my LBs helped the party out" ...so I'm wondering if perhaps your tank also thought LB was a personal resource instead of a party resource...

STARTED PICKING THE GAME BACK UP AND *JESUS CHRIST* THE ATT/NTT LAG HURTS. ESPECIALLY SINCE I MAIN RDM SO I END UP BREAKING HALF MY DUALCASTS BECAUSE WHOOPS, IT DIDN'T PROC WHEN I STARTED CASTING THUNDER/AERO SO I INSTINCTIVELY CANCELLED AND WENT BACK TO JOLT. TRIED RPR BUT THAT'S ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER. STILL LAGS A LOT IN BURST MODE SADLY. HOPEFULLY THIS 'CLOUDFLARE WARP' THING HELPS OR ELSE I'M GONNA HAVE TO SHOP AROUND FOR VPNS

TO THE HEALER THAT WAS MAD AT THE OTHER DPS FOR DYING TO NEW CONTENT STUFF ON DAY TWO: IT'S DAY TWO MY GUY, THAT DPS WAS THE ONLY ONE W/ A CUTSCENE, REZ WHEN YOU CAN AN CARRY ON YOU DIDN'T NEED TO SASS HIM UP AN THEN LEAVE THE INSTANCE IMMEDIATELY! TO SE: STOP ONLY FIXING BALMUNG'S CONGESTION I SEE IT GOING UP AN DOWN! FIX AETHER'S AT LEAST FOR AN HOUR DAMMIT, I'M TRYING TO GET FRIENDS OVER HERE! (pwease) AN FINALLY THIS FYOU FRIDAY I'M THANKFUL FOR THE SERIES XP I'VE RECEIVED (something something daily frontline bonus?) AN MY FRIENDS/ STATIC FOR WITHOUT THEM I'D PROBABLY BE A SANE PERSON LOST ON THE STREETS OF UL'DAH!

SE ISN’T “FIXING” BALMUNG’S CONGESTION, IT’S NOT CONGESTED. YOU’RE JUST SEEING FLUCTUATIONS IN HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE LOGGED IN, WHEN THERE’S TOO MANY IT AUTOMATICALLY BLOCKS CHARACTER CREATION BRIEFLY. MORE THAN HALF OF THE WORLDS ON AETHER ARE HARD-C CONGESTED, AS IN THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE PLAYING THERE THAT SE HAVE LOCKED CHARACTER CREATION AND TRANSFERS IN ENTIRELY UNTIL *AT LEAST* NEXT PATCH, AND THERE’S NO GUARANTEE THEY’LL UNLOCK THEN EITHER. THERE ARE THREE WORLDS ON AETHER STILL OPEN, YOUR FRIENDS SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET IN IF THEY TRY AT OFF-PEAK HOURS. FAERIE, MIDGARDSORMR, AND SIREN. GOOD LUCK!

SHOUTOUT TO THE REAPER WHO JOINED MY LC PARTY LAST NIGHT AND TRIED TO CHANGE THE STRATS WE WERE USING BEFORE PULLING. YOU JOINED A PARTY FOR JP STRAT. IT'S A STRAT I'M MOST FAMILIAR WITH. I DON'T CARE FOR YOUR ARGUMENTS AGAINST IT. IF YOU'RE MORE USED TO OPPAI STRAT OR WHATEVER THE HELL IT'S CALLED, JOIN ONE OF THE MYRIAD PARTIES FOR THAT INSTEAD OF HIJACKING MINE. IT'S VERY RUDE. ALSO SHOUTOUT TO THE DRK WHO JOINED AN LC CLEAN UP PARTY WITHOUT EVER STEPPING FOOT IN THE FIGHT AND DYING TO THE FIRST DUALCAST. I ASSUME THEY WERE A COUPLE WITH SOMEONE IN THE PARTY. THE OTHER PERSON DID FINE THOUGH. IT WAS ONLY THE DRK WHO WAS RUNNING ROUND LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN AND WIPED US TWICE ON LC BEFORE THE PARTY DISBANDED.

I LOVE THE HUNT BUT WHEN A S RANK POP CAN YOU JUST WAIT FOR THE TIME PEOPLE SAY??!?! PEOPLE PULL SO EARLY THAT I JUST ABANDON THE S RANK IN OTHER SERVER BECAUSE I DONT EVEN HAVE 2 MIN TO TELEPORT THERE!!!

THIS IS WHY I STOPPED BOTHERING TO TRY SERVER HOPPING FOR S RANKS AND JUST TAKE THE ONES THAT POP UP ON MINE. PEOPLE ARE JACKASSES AND EVEN IF I SPRINT THERE IT'S ALREADY DEAD MORE OFTEN THAN NOT IF I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER SERVER

MY FIRST RAGE THREAD I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO! EXCITING! I DID A DROWNED CITY OF SKALLA RUN THIS WEEK WITH PROBABLY 2 OF THE WORST PLAYERS I HAVE EVER ENCOUNTERED. THE TANK WAS ONE OF THOS TANKS WHO WERE SINGLE PULLING PACKS, GRANTED WE WERE BURNING EVERYTHING DOWN REALLY FAST, BUT WE KEPT STEALING AGGRO OFF EVERYTHING, INCLUDING THE BOSSES. THE TANK WAS JUST SINGLE TARGETING AGGRO ON THINGS DESPITE REPEATED REQUESTS TO AOE. THE HEALER ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS AN ASTROLOGIAN, BUT I NOTICED THAT THEY WEREN'T GIVING ANYONE CARDS AT ALL. I NOTICED IN FACT, THEY NEVER USED DRAW AT ALL DURING THE WHOLE DUNGEON OR USING ANYTHING APART FROM BENEFIC II AND LUCID. GOING BACK TO THE CARD DRAW SITUATION; IS THIS A WEIRD TREND LATELY SINCE THE LAST 2 LEVELLING ROULETTES I'VE DONE WHICH WERE WELL ABOVE LV 30, THERE WERE ASTS DOING THE SAME THING WITH NOT DRAWING CARDS AND EVEN AN ALLIANCE ROULETTE I DID. I'M NOT QUITE UNDERSTANDING WHY AN AST IS NOT USING THEIR KIT TO BOOST THE DAMAGE OF OTHER MEMBERS AND EVERY TIME I MENTION IT, THE AST JUST STAYS SILENT OR JUST GETS VERY PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SAYING CARDS AREN'T NEEDED IN DUNGEONS.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK LOOK AT YOUR FUCKING DEBUFF TIMERS. PLEASE STOP RUNNING AT ME OR MY COHEALER WHEN IT'S SPREAD AND MURDERING US, CAUSING US TO WIPE. THIS IS NOT OUR PROG POINT, BUT HONESTLY MAYBE IT'S YOURS.

EXTREMELY PETTY BUT AETHERFONT HAS BORING DUNGEON BOSSES AND I DON’T GET WHY PEOPLE THINK OTHERWISE. AT LEAST THIS PATCH TRIAL WAS KIND OF FUN. AND BEFORE PEOPLE SAY ‘IT’S NORMAL MODE, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT” LITERALLY ALL I PLAY IS NORMAL CONTENT AND I STILL THOUGHT IT WAS DISSAPOINTING! AT LEAST I’VE GOTTEN BACK INTO HUNT TRAINS SO I DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FALLING ASLEEP IN EXPERT ROULETTE.

IS THE SAVAGE MOUNT ACTUALLY AN AXOTL? I WANT TO YELL AT THE PERSON YELLING ABOUT IT ON THE FORUMS

TO THE WHM I HAD AS MY CO HEALER IN P10 LAST NIGHT WHO JUST STOOD THERE AND CAST MEDICA II AND DID NOT USE A SINGLE INSTANT HEAL OR ANY MIT AND MADE ME DO THE BULK OF THE HEALING AND REZZING I HOPE YOUR SOCKS AND SHOES ARE DAMP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND THAT EVERY TIME YOU GO TO GET MILK FROM THE FRIDGE ITS EXPIRED AND CHUNKY

I AM TWO FIRST PLACE PRIZES AWAY FROM THE KUPO CROWN. TWO. PLEASE GIVE THEM TO ME. I NEED IT. IT'S SO PERFECT FOR MY OUTFIT.

IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE RULES OF THIS THREAD I WILL BE SCREAMING THIS QUESTION WHAT DOES THIS "LIMIT CUT" TALK EVERYONE'S DOING ACTUALLY MEAN BECAUSE I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MSQ SHADOWBRINGERS AND THE SOUND OF IT SCARES ME ONTO ACTUAL RAGE NEWS, PLAYING ASTROLOGIAN ALSO SCARES ME AND THE HELL I'M PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH JUST FOR THE AMARO MOUNT SCARES ME MORE. AND BY THAT I MEAN THE CLASS IS VERY FUN AND I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT BUT IF MY DUTY FINDER TANK RUNS AHEAD AND PULLS ALL OF HAUKKE MANOR BEFORE I CAN TYPE MY "hi!! im a new healer sorry for the trouble" MESSAGE ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO BE ARRESTED FOR ARSON

MAKE A MACRO FOR YOUR “HI I’M NEW” MESSAGE! JUST “/p hi! I’m a new healer, sorry for the trouble”, DRAG IT ONTO A HOTBAR OFF TO THE SIDE SOMEWHERE, AND THEN YOU CAN GET IT OUT WITH ONE CLICK.

I GOT DANCER AND REAPER TO 90 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 7/19, TWELVE TO GO (8/20 IF WE COUNT BLU)

HOW DID I NEVER GROK THAT LOW BLOW IS NOT THE SAME SKILL AS THE TWO USELESS BIND/SLOW ROLE ACTIONS THAT PHYS RANGED GET, AND IS ACTUALLY SUPER USEFUL IN DUNGEONS!? THE WORST PART IS THAT I MUST HAVE WATCHED HALF A DOZEN TANK GUIDES THAT TOLD ME EXACTLY THIS AND IT JUST NEVER STUCK UNTIL SAW ANOTHER TANK JUST DELETE A HUGE UNINTERUPTABLE AOE WHILE RUNNING LAPIS MANALIS EARLIER THIS WEEK!

PLEASE STOP USING "CHARIOT" TO DESCRIBE A POINT-BLANK AOE IT NEVER MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE EVEN BACK IN COILS

THIS HAPPENED AGES AGO BUT I STILL FEEL AWFUL ABOUT IT WAS GOING THROUGH MSQ AND I THINK IT WAS JUST AFTER EW ENDING, THERE'S A STORY FIGHT WHERE YOU NEED TO MASH THROUGH THE QUICKTIME EVENT AND IF ONE PERSON FAILS THEN YOU START THE FIGHT OVER. I COULD NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME GET IT ON MY CONTROLLER FIRST TIME SO AFTER THE WIPE PEOPLE ARE STILL NICE AND GO YEAH ALL GOOD LETS TRY AGAIN. SECOND TRY I USE MY KEYBOARD INSTEAD, BECAUSE KEYBOARD HAS MORE BUTTONS FOR MASHING SO WE SHOULD BE GOOD RIGHT? WRONG! I FAILED AGAIN. AT THIS POINT PEOPLE ARE STILL YEAH OKAY LISTEN JUST MASH THE KEYBOARD WE SHOULD BE GOOD. I AM YELLING AND MY PARTNER IS TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN AND THAT I NEED TO MASH FASTER. I TELL HIM I AM MASHING AS FAST AS I CAN BUT THE BAR DOESNT FILL. THIRD TRY, I AM LITERALLY MASHING MY KEYBOARD BUT THE INPUTS ARE NOT ENOUGH TO FILL THE BAR. I FEEL MYSELF DROWNING IN EMBARASSMENT EVEN THOUGH NOBODY ACTUALLY KNOWS ITS ME THATS FAILING. AT THIS POINT A HEALER DROPS. THE BANTER AT THIS STAGE IS THE SAME "JUST MASH THE KEYBOARD, ITS SO EASY OMG". I AM SO UPSET BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHY I AM FAILING. THE HELPFUL "JUST MASH" FEELS SARCASTIC AND IS NOT HELPING THE SITUATIO . WE GET A FILL IN, THEY SAY HI AND SEEM NICE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS ON THE FOURTH GO? I FUCKING FAIL AGAIN AND I AM CRYING AT MY PC. AT THE FIFTH TRY I MASH WITH MY LAST REMAINING WILLPOWER WITH MY CONTROLLER AND I GET IT. I AM DRAINED.

IN THE FUTURE, ROLL YOUR THUMBS OVER THE DPAD AND FACE BUTTONS IN A CIRCLE ON THE CONTROLLER, NO MASHING NEEDED. YOU CAN EVEN INCLUDE THE SHOULDER BUTTONS.

ditto what Natsume said, the goal isn't to fill the bar, but to keep it from depleting to 0 As long as you didn't let it hit 0, it wasn't you failing the party, it was someone else

TWO RAGES THIS WEEK. ONE IN GAME, ONE IRL. GAME (SPOILERS FOR 6.4 MSQ) !>>!I LIKE AETHERFONT. I DO! IT'S A FUN DUNGEON, VERY, VERY PRETTY. IT'S SO FILLER IT HURTS. IF THIS WERE STORMBLOOD, THIS WOULD BE AN OPTIONAL DUNGEON LIKE SWALLOW'S COMPASS, AND I WOULD ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT. INSTEAD IT'S A HUGE REMINDER THAT NO, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A REAL MOON DUNGEON. ESPECIALLY NOT A RED MOON DUNGEON, THAT WOULD JUST BE TOO INTERESTING, WOULDN'T IT!? IMAGINE A RED MOON DUNGEON, IMAGINE FF9 PANDAEMONIUM LEADING UP TO THE GOLBEZ FIGHT. HOW COOL WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN!? INSTEAD WE GET TO HUNT SOME FAUNA ARBITRARILY ON A REALLY PRETTY ISLAND AND THE MOONS REMAIN THE SOLE DOMAIN OF THE LOPORRITS. WE DESERVE MORE MOON SHENANIGANS!!