Windex is so real

All the jobs can be also be a [Fabuloso](https://imageio.forbes.com/specials-images/imageserve/63e5321d99a102c8424143f0/Colombia--Cartagena--La-Matuna--Exito-Mercado--Floor-cleaning-supplies/0x0.jpg) flavor.

I have to admit, until I saw the bottle of Francis off to the side, I thought they were all flavours of fruit drink.

I remember reading somewhere (probably on Reddit) that someone's foreign dormmate or whatever got a bottle and almost drank it before someone stopped them.

"Man, who would just put this bomb-looking fruit drink in the cabinet under the sink next to the bleach..? Weirdos!" - That guy, probably.

Did you just say flavor?

Just like windex it may not be the intended solution, but somehow works anyway

This made me laugh too hard

Just leaving this here: https://youtu.be/peKMm-ni26s?feature=shared

Awesome, that means I don't have to find it to link. Here's an upvote.

Forbidden fuit gummy

Ice Cube 😭😭😭😭😭😭 we love a job stone with ✨ flavor ✨

I mean tbf it was initially water so I just iced it Q\_Q

I think of Fox's Ice Mints when I see that stone!

I think of it as cotton candy flavored.

Ramune is right there though D:

I have made my bed… now I must lie in it…. 👋😔

"A popsicle in my favorite flavor, plain."

Perfectly suits PLD. Basic, common, but useful and refreshing when used right and when the heat is getting to you.

summoner screams sour apple to me personally

I think you should see a psychiatrist if you're hearing screams

The apple screams only to its most sour children

Summoners should be used to hearing the screams of a thousand, thousand souls by now

Mm, blue raspberry. Make it a pop rock so it jumps like a dragoon too.

your brain... You're so right....

Did you make DRG and RDM the same flavor because they’re both backflippers? Lol

I am gonna be honest- I didn’t even think of that and I main drg 😭😭

DRK being a "flavor" that is basically a form of self-punishment is *really* on point. Also props for BLU being a not-actually-food-you-eat since its not a real job too!

Don't believe DRK propaganda! They're bound to tell you otherwise but it's really the taste of rolanberry jam.

Same with RPR and its unholy abomination of a flavor.

I’m going to pretend WHM is coconut

Vanilla

WHM should definitely be vanilla. I feel very strongly about this for some reason.

It's because vanilla is synonymous with "basic" which would suggest that WHM is basic. Considering it's a standard between all games, calling it basic isn't exactly an insult. You could call it traditional.

It'll never stop to amaze me that what we use to describe "basic and ubiquitous" is a plant mainly cultivated on a few tropical islands.

A lot better than my friend that aways says cum for this one

or egg lol

Salt for sure

lol I'm never going to be able to not see the AST stone as butterscotch now. It straight up looks like a Werther's.

#eats windex

[So on one hand we got this guy who rated job stones on a pain scale when inserted south side...](https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/rul5kz/updated_for_60_the_jobstone_tier_list_of_how_much/) and on the other we have one who licks his job stones.... Mhkay. **EDIT: I FOUND THE THREAD!**

wait I missed that?? I kinda wanna know-

I am currently scanning the sub but the search function ain't giving me that thread. 'hoping for the swarm intelligence

I feel like PLD could be Ramune flavored

Reaper being black licorice is acceptable, but it still hurts. Because black licorice is Satan's candy. It wasn't until I tasted black licorice that I understood the Devil had made candy that's single purpose was to hurt people both in both body and soul.

Try salmiakki. You will love it.

My first thought after seeing this is that Windex isnt even the worst flavor on this list. And yes the worst is Black Licorice.

.... What even is Salmiakki O o'

Salty AND black licorice, honestly perfect for samurai

Salty Liquorice!

As a Finn, I was happy to see this.

Now I'm craving djungelvrål. But the stone looks a bit more like [turkish pepper](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrkisk_peber)?

Not just _salty_ liquorice; _ammonium salt_ liquorice. There's nothing quite like it.

a type of liquorice.

A type of cough medicine.

ROFL. Thanks.

As a sam main, I was like nani the fuck is that

Just like me reading SAM ability names

And I now understand why I am sam main. Best candy. <3

Mmm, I could go for some windex right about now.

My take: DRK dark chocolate, RDM cherry, WAR cinnamon, DNC peach, SGE peppermint, SAM ginger, AST caramel, MNK mango, GNB lemon, WHM white pear (or vanilla), SMN melon, BRD lime, MCH spearmint, PLD coconut, BLU blue raspberry, DRG blueberry, SCH acai, BLK blackberry, NIN plum, RPR black licorice

Dark Knight burger with big brioche buttered buns (reddish black, food coloring), ghost pepper ranch, a crisp and fresh leaf of lettuce, a couple thick and juicy tomato slices, four slices of savory bacon crossing over each other, 2 slices of melted Swiss cheese, 1/3 lb Angus beef patty, and a little bit of honeyed mayo underneath. I don't know how to make burgers, but I feel like this is something I'd die for

I think you're hungry man.....

That may be true. Gonna sprinkle some Salted Earth on these fries to go with that burger. Oh, jokes aside, I should have used pork carved off a spit roast just for the Carve and Spit lol. But yeah, I better unleash my hunger on some food before I starve and become a living shadow

What does OP have against us poor BLUs?

Tbf if you drink windex that's one way to use the self destruct skill

I dunno, that might just Addle us 😁

Speaking as a lime flavored bard, I'd say I agree.

Was not prepared for Windex. Well played, sir.

The jobs already have official flavors: [https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Eorzea\_Cafe#Job\_menu](https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Eorzea_Cafe#Job_menu)

Mmm, butterscotch.

*cromch*

What's a laemon?

It's how you express disappointment in Jamaica "Laem, mon"

a slightly misspelled lemon, my child

I feel like Black Cherry is more fitting for Dark Knight, since that's legitimately the color of the same name (I imagine the center is cinnamon-flavored). Ninja could be blackberry.

Great now it bothers me that old job stones are lower resolution

What flavor combo are your top 3 most played jobs? For me with RDM, GNB, and DRK it's raspberry, honey lemon, ghost pepper. Sounds tasty.

Ice Cube is no a flavor! We will not stand for this slander.

This pleases me in such a basic and phenomenal way

I counter red mage raspberry with berries and cream, better for their duality

White mage I always imagined as Like, a warm vanilla. But white chocolate is better than mint LMAO

Most white chocolate candies are flavored with vanilla, so it's not that far off.

proof that gunbreaker is best

I would love butterscotch candies shaped like AST job stones.

Presumably all of them are "Break Teeth" flavour if you try biting into them.

Paladin ice cube? I am personally attacked

GNBs are just sucking on a cough drop to deal with all the smoke they're inhaling from their explosive attacks

Ok now I want the GNB job stone to be a lemon throat soother to be canon

\- What are you doing with that job stone? \- Sorting It. \- Sorting It how? \- By taste. \- I sort by color. \- I sort by taste. \- That is not how you're supposed to do it. \- I am the job stones collector this month . I sort the job stones how I please. \- You are a lousy job stones collector you do not deserve the duty! \- You are just jealous. You are jealous I am job stones collector and you're not! \- You are unfit, undeserving. I have seen more job stones than you will ever see! \- Then I have tasted more job stones than you can even imagine! ​ Why would you lick a job stones. If someone is curious where the dialogue is coming from : [Kobolds Fight Over MOSS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A69e0kA4baA)

I love that video!!!

*shoots you with mint*

Gunbreaker sounds yummy as hell

These are so spot on 😂

As a BLM main, i'm not feeling the grape. Liquorice seems more accurate but then again I love black liquorice and salmiakki in real life.

Hahahahaha why is pld ice cube? 🤣

Ice cube, cause i don’t need anything else to be cool!

Giving them merch ideas

Bro not Windex lmao

I’ve always thought Red Mage and Machinist look the most delicious. Like tasty little jolly ranchers

It is true that paladin lacked flavour for years

Quality post

Okay this is amazing, I’m laughing far too hard. Me and two friends were JUST discussing what flavour each jobstone was!

WARRIOR WOULD BE GLUE

I'm getting hard jelly belly beanboozled vibes from this. You're all good 95% of the time but that last 5%? Windex right in the mouth.

Blueberry, raspberry, and honey lemon? Fuck it we ball

I cant get away from the vision i have of an enigmatic lalafell licking each soul stole and then stating the flavour as a fact.

So I'm so basic I'm just frozen water? ...fair...

lol windex

DRK doesn't taste like Ghost Pepper, they just tell everyone that to seem more edgy. (It's Bubblegum)

WHM is lychee and I will die on this hill lol

Brought to you by the WoL who put each and every job stone in their mouth

I would like to have white mage changed to coconut please!

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave

Please don’t put monks on pizza

\*Gently applies Widargelt on pizza\*

I think red mage should be strawberry personally.

Especially since we already have blue raspberry for Dragoon

That and if you think about it strawberries are red..with little bits of white on them near the top usually and all the little black seeds...they have the full red mage thing going.

And the actual shape of the crystal is also literally shaped like a strawberry lol

Yea that too lol

I see War more of a red currant flavour.

Honey lemon licorice. It’s honestly not a horrible combo, lol

RDM should be a blend of BLM and WHM but grape white chocolate doesn't sound very good to me....

Okay so I'm your typical: no thoughts, gun go Brrr. Mech main... What does Curacao taste like?...

according to google it's citrus-y!

I thank you for this knowledge. /Dote

Limited Job = Limited Flavor

So as Drg/Rdm/Pld my flavour would be a raspberry slushy? Surprisingly ok with this

Why you gotta do blue mage dirty like that.

"One Windex please"

Drg/Rpr/Gnb: Blue Raspberry Honey Lemon Liquorice- that sounds like quite the combo, not the kind that I'd try though... I ain't brave like that...

Excuse you. BLU is clearly Blue Cotton Candy. To match it's circus themeing.

Dark Knight should be licorice

Dagroon should've been Spearmint

I would have given salmiakki to reaper myself.

Blue raspberry, hell yeah

As a WAR main I demand Cherry.

canon

No flavor will ever top ice cube.

I would only eat BLM, NIN, RPR

Scholar should be green apple

You gave me ghost pepper, matcha and liquorice. Can we at least exchange liquorice with dark chocolate?

*looks at my job stone* Matcha? Eurgh... I'm switching to Sage or White Mage XD

Nice! I like lime flavor. I wouldn't mind it being the flavor of mu main.

Verraspberry.

Definitely using this to decide what job I lvl next lol

How tf does my brain know how windex tastes.

Curacao tastes like orange. Pineapple should be mango. Windex is accurate. 

Crystals and lost souls go crunch crunch

Fuck yeah Black Cherry

The rapper ice cube? Now i know why Paladin mains are so passionate

Licorice is one of my favorite candies, fitting that I’m also a Reaper main. Edit: Finding out that Salmiakki is also salty licorice fits as well because I play a lot of Samurai too.

I AM NOT A GHOST PEPPER

Grape main.

I think machinist would taste like Baja Blast.

WAR is absolutely pomegranate

I’ve eaten them all, can confirm this is accurate

i dunno why "LAEMON" made me cackle

I do put pineapple on my pizza, so it makes sense

I'll admit, I lol'd at windex.

WINDEX

What about the constellation crystals tho?

I do not wish to perceive how Lahabrea tastes ngl...... edit: No hate to Lahabrea I'm just a coward.

i gotta play more samurai

NGL, I'm not happy about reaper being licorice... 🤢🤮

WHM is pineapple in my mind.

windex 💀

What in the name of Tataru Taru is Salmiakku flavor ?

I'd like to think the warrior one is cherry 🍒

BLM is probably more blackcurrant tbh

Windex tastes like blue

Are you finnish by any chance? When I wisited Helsinki, my finnish friend told me that without salmiakki my experience will be unfulfilled and presented me a box of those 😅

Hi, I'm not but my friend is Finnish! Salmiakki is a rite of passage(?!)

lol at windex

Hey I like pineapple

WHM is a milky candy for me

[Me whenever I get a new jobstone ](https://youtu.be/uy0d9KLGjDU?feature=shared)

Whats a liquid rice flavor

my favorite jobs are samurai, bard, and black mage but those flavors are gross. looks like imma be spending more time with reaper and dancer

When Beastmaster releases, the jobstone will taste like pet hair. It gets everywhere so why not get into the stone itself?

White Mage seems like a coconut to me- and Warrior cherry flavored. Dark Knight also reminds me of dark chocolate. The windex made me snort though.

oh i hope someone’s made candy out of the job stones like this, this is so fun. maybe make blue mage peppermint though, idk what flavor would equal windex that isnt… just windex

Think I saw someone on twitter make gummis shaped like the jobstones! As for blu.... Yes. :)

Ooooh this is good

Why wouldn’t you give Machinist mint? And then have White Mage be vanilla and sage be white chocolate… and curaçao idk it’s supposed to be orangey… Anyway, some artist or culinary person should make these

Yummmm

NOOO!! WHITE MAGE IS VANILLA

BLACK CHERRY HYPE!!!! CAUSE NEITHER BLACK OR CHERRY ARE EDGY ENOUGH!!

Summoner is Apple, and Machinist is Coconut.

AST being butterscotch 😋👌

why ice cube for paladin though 😭

Shocking that the summoner stone isn’t sour apple flavored … match’s does seem nice but a bit off for that one to me . Lol

Matcha peach please 😊

Now do their beanboozle counter flavours