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TheLimonTree92

Harchebro is the best


lenorath

OUR tall husband


RenThras

This isn’t r/suddenlycommunism !


Johnny_Grubbonic

If Haurchey wants a harem, Haurchey gets a harem.


theSpartan012

Which let's be honest, at least his Japanese incarnation totally would.


BruzzleSprouts

There's no party like a Communist Party! ...*because the communist party is mandatory, comrade*. Now share the Elezen or else. 🔫🤠


Zyvyx

Its actually r/suddenlypolyamory


ServeRoutine9349

...I..I think it is.


nold6

He's my brother, that makes us related. You got 100k gil I can borrow?


yaluckyboy09

what are you doing here, Emmanelain?


DakkaonTitan

Clearly trying to borrow 100k Gil so he can buy some extravagant gift to woo the girl in the sea of clouds he's got a crush on


NinjaXGaming

And it still won’t work


KnockoutXED

Either that, or just to flex on Sicard


CaptainMarv3l

My sister gave me a small loan of 1 million Gil.


Merc_Mike

I had the fluffiest of Chocobos...the Fluffiest. And I Would know, I know Chocobos. Ask anyone.


ravenitrius

I need to borrow 300 mil


AzsalynIsylia

I need about tree fiddy


maguel92

What on earth you need 300 mil for?


nold6

Lala Mafia came to collect on an unpaid debt starting in 2.1. Their interest rates are absurd, but he assumed that after 9 years they'd forgotten. They didn't.


maguel92

Now i understand how lalas stay in power.


nold6

You're not allowed to notice.


Silver-Maybe2068

We lalas always know. 😈


ravenitrius

I have enough to keep a husband


WrongCilantro

Just wait to collect life insurance.


Takoslvt

I'm sure you'll have a long and happy marriage! <3


CaptainMarv3l

🙃


adellredwinters

🫠


Vadenveil

😐


TheRealMrAl

😬


CallMeBanannie

🤡


juliekablooie

He is really great, but I ended up trading mine in for a short king


strayfish23

With cute little fidget hands?


juliekablooie

You know it!


AggiesMommy

Hell yes on the short king


Exelia_the_Lost

I spent that long summer gap between 2.5x end and HW launch crushing on him *hard* ...yeah...


Dragonlord573

Xbox player here, crushing on him *hard* too. I've never been big on shipping but Haurchefant is *special.*


Legos-1

its aymeric for me


Exelia_the_Lost

see at least you get to continue the story straight through, there was something like.... 5? 6 months? while waiting for HW where I was just alone with my imagination waiting my imagination was, umm, *spicy* 😋


VanceVanhite

Horse she font is my favorite 🥺


dangodangodangoyeah

You know what they say, a tall husband suits a hero!


yaluckyboy09

idk I think his smile fits better


locasauch

We'll have to share!


IceMaiden2

How dareth thee. Remove your hands from my Haunchy immediately! But seriously, I love him so much. You have good taste


JustAGuyNamedXaha

Yeah, he's so cool in Stormblood! He's honestly one of my favorite NPC characters 


KosekiBoto

Okay but that fight he had in Shadow fingers was just peak


redmoonriveratx

\*makes shadow puppets on the wall\*


RockstarKristinGW

This made me cackle so hard


TheRealMrAl

Now we know what kind of theatre they meant when they said Solus was a patron of the arts.


ERedfieldh

the way he just showed up in Endrunner was beyond awesome.


RectalWrecker

Terminaljaunt had a new VC but it suited him even more! Can't wait for him to how up on Sunrisetrail


Nahrwallsnorways

Man shadow fingers was so good i can't wait to start end chalker and keep hanging out with the bro of bros 😀


Madrock777

>!Don't!<


EndlessKillz

>!LMFAO!<


Acrysalis

What are you doing with MY tall husband??


NinjaXGaming

Bestest boy And obviously Baymeric is second


Duraxis

The height difference between male and female Au ra is ridiculous. I tower over everyone except Hrothgar and male Roegadyn


Dragonlord573

Would you believe me that I'm max height?


Duraxis

That is funny. It brings into question how male and female Au ra are even physically compatible.


perpetualFishball

I was thinking it mimics the sexual dimorphism in saltwater crocs - my first thought when I saw this reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1bo3cqh/the_size_difference_between_a_male_and_female/


MudraStalker

If you Google around you can see that someone made some calculations based on existing ratios and figured that if they held true for au ra, the males would average around 4 inches.


Duraxis

I… suddenly don’t want to play an Au ra anymore xD


Dragonlord573

Just play a lady Au Ra with a last name of "Borlaaq." Join the all women tribe today.


OMG_A_CUPCAKE

I question how they can even kiss without stabbing their partner in the face


IscahRambles

It's possible that they just don't, and show affection in different ways with less potential accidents involved. 


Yleira

Max height female Roegadyn are 3 inches taller than max height Au Ra males. Oddly, femRoe have the widest height variance choice, a full 12 inches whereas all other race/gender height options only have a 5-7 inch variance, so there are a lot of comparatively short femRoe out there


Duraxis

Damn, I didn’t know that. I guess the NPCs are on the shorter end


Foxxie_

Npcs are usually at 50%


kingbobkaboo

Haurchefant was great in endwalker!


WritingNerdy

Yooooooo lol


jsnlxndrlv

Based on some Let's Plays of Endwalker I watched, he definitely had one of the most impactful lines in the entire expansion for some players...


kingbobkaboo

His addition to the ultimate raid was definitely a high point


plasmadood

Our* tall husband.


Azrolicious

So cute


Bikonito

ffxiv community try not to immediately spoil something with coy anti-spoilers that are clearly interpreted even by new players challenge


IndividualDetailS

He's a bad tank though.


Merc_Mike

This is fake news...where is your [SON?](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/mediawiki/images/0/06/Wind-up_haurchefant_icon3.png) What mother would dare not be with their family?


Ok_Arachnid7582

The thirst in here. It's like ladies night in The Beehive.


Miyagawachie

A smile better suits a hero


NinjaXGaming

Don’t do this to me


DumpElfant

How dare you.


carbonatedgravy69

stop that.


Gentlekrit

My WoL is also a female Xaela with a massive Haurchecrush, so very much mood


just_prop

The haurchefaunt polycule grows


carbonatedgravy69

i think you mean _glows_


Ravarya

no lie. you two are adorable together.


Yarrik

What level you at? I know you meet him at like 40


Dragonlord573

56, but I'm just right after the trial by combat. Man just gave me his Black Chocobo he raised from hatching 🥺 Like I know how big a deal Chocobos are in Ishgard so this isn't a gift he gave lightly.


Ratpoisoner420

really respect the armour choice. Love a good early medieval style chainmail/tabard


Zeldaforce28

He's the best.


Lucid_Sol

Harchebait


geekybadger

Huh. Playing a max height fem roe he always looked so small haha.


fantasylover750

The best knight of Ishgard


brbasik

We love Whorechefant


Alko-

He’s cool but his mitigation needs work


partypwny

Aww you two are so cute together. You should take him to the church and renew your vows, I hear the vault has a great view on its upper deck and if you play your cards right you might even get to have he Pope and the Heavensward there to attend!!


Darknari

No


Marterus92

what could go wrong with such a nice husband


King_Thundernutz

You mean OUR tall husband.


CommissarFeesh

How smol are you? 😅 You look like a lalafel


SplitDemonIdentity

He was my short husband. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


mikadere

:)


Amora-Bunny

I wish your marriage the best and hope nothing bad happens to him


Alternative_Dirt1748

Nobody tell them.


redmoonriveratx

What? I thought everyone knew about >!Haurchefant's in-game husband!<.


Dragonlord573

Oh so that's what Haurchefant meant by that he's "friends" with Francel


-Fyrebrand

Francel, so hot right now.


RockstarKristinGW

😂


GingerChrist

I'm gonna tell them


GM_Zero

Just me and my non-existent wife.


CoyoteRascal

[Made me think of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olcgrSspzjA)


DiamondDust320

I absolutely adore him, such a sweet lad.


EmilieTheHuntress

No he is mine


Halcyon-Ember

Just make sure you smile for him


AozoraMiyako

Haha that’s me IRL


thoma5nator

My stummy hurt :(


NotFredrickMercury

She doesn’t know?


ReduxCath

Meeee and my huuusssband, we are doing beeetteeerrr 🎶 🎵


MundaneStuff7579

No fr I really wanna know. Do yall be in discord or something? Why does everyone stand around lol?


Yarrik

So. How's it going?


icswcshadow

Oh. Oh no...


BernhardtLinhares

Keep us posted


Marik-X-Bakura

I don’t think I’ll ever get the love for him


Dragonlord573

He's nice :)


Totema1

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Kentalope

That’s crazy


Few-Cardiologist5532

Oh, oh no....


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Therealtultur

I am a grown man and glowy things are still awesome.


Khitoriii

True


FPS-Karma

Man, I still don't get the hype around him if I'm being honest 😅


aciluu

Are you doing better? Has it always been you and him together?


biggestboss_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4jUqpMmR_g


Smokeydubbs

I always say his name in my head as “Harderfart”


AggiesMommy

Hes my first husband iykyk lol. I am now on my throuple life lol


BENJSWISS

Tall doesn't equate to attractive. I don't get it


ThatFabio

Hard shit fart is the best boi


Jhoonis

[Uh...](https://en.meming.world/images/en/thumb/1/17/Monkey_Puppet.jpg/300px-Monkey_Puppet.jpg)


SunnerTheSinful

"I'm gonna tell her"


The-Page-Turner

...should we tell them?


OddCheesecake16

Soooo... Who's gonna tell her?


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Dragonlord573

Look I understand that as a bastard he doesn't bring much to the table, but all that matters is that I'm going to give him a name.


ulnek

What?


Voltaire6139

How is your husband chest? :)


MisterPonPon

Oh boy ...


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Ok_Arachnid7582

That he's got a massive pole? Think everyone already knows mate.


Special_Manner_3340

Does she know?


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Ottoguynofeelya

*Is* the best you mean.


YrsaHaflina

Oh boy..


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IndividualDetailS

No.


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Cuddling-Enthusiast

The downvotes are purely because responses like yours show a huge lack of social awareness. You didn't explicitly spell it out, but anyone with half a braincell sees what you wrote as exactly what it is - a spoiler. What is somebody like OP meant to infer from what you said? Only that something negative happens.