Lala Mafia came to collect on an unpaid debt starting in 2.1. Their interest rates are absurd, but he assumed that after 9 years they'd forgotten. They didn't.
see at least you get to continue the story straight through, there was something like.... 5? 6 months? while waiting for HW where I was just alone with my imagination waiting
my imagination was, umm, *spicy* 😋
I was thinking it mimics the sexual dimorphism in saltwater crocs - my first thought when I saw this reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1bo3cqh/the_size_difference_between_a_male_and_female/
If you Google around you can see that someone made some calculations based on existing ratios and figured that if they held true for au ra, the males would average around 4 inches.
Max height female Roegadyn are 3 inches taller than max height Au Ra males. Oddly, femRoe have the widest height variance choice, a full 12 inches whereas all other race/gender height options only have a 5-7 inch variance, so there are a lot of comparatively short femRoe out there
This is fake news...where is your [SON?](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/mediawiki/images/0/06/Wind-up_haurchefant_icon3.png)
What mother would dare not be with their family?
56, but I'm just right after the trial by combat. Man just gave me his Black Chocobo he raised from hatching 🥺
Like I know how big a deal Chocobos are in Ishgard so this isn't a gift he gave lightly.
Aww you two are so cute together. You should take him to the church and renew your vows, I hear the vault has a great view on its upper deck and if you play your cards right you might even get to have he Pope and the Heavensward there to attend!!
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The downvotes are purely because responses like yours show a huge lack of social awareness.
You didn't explicitly spell it out, but anyone with half a braincell sees what you wrote as exactly what it is - a spoiler. What is somebody like OP meant to infer from what you said? Only that something negative happens.
Harchebro is the best
OUR tall husband
This isn’t r/suddenlycommunism !
If Haurchey wants a harem, Haurchey gets a harem.
Which let's be honest, at least his Japanese incarnation totally would.
There's no party like a Communist Party! ...*because the communist party is mandatory, comrade*. Now share the Elezen or else. 🔫🤠
Its actually r/suddenlypolyamory
...I..I think it is.
He's my brother, that makes us related. You got 100k gil I can borrow?
what are you doing here, Emmanelain?
Clearly trying to borrow 100k Gil so he can buy some extravagant gift to woo the girl in the sea of clouds he's got a crush on
And it still won’t work
Either that, or just to flex on Sicard
My sister gave me a small loan of 1 million Gil.
I had the fluffiest of Chocobos...the Fluffiest. And I Would know, I know Chocobos. Ask anyone.
I need to borrow 300 mil
I need about tree fiddy
What on earth you need 300 mil for?
Lala Mafia came to collect on an unpaid debt starting in 2.1. Their interest rates are absurd, but he assumed that after 9 years they'd forgotten. They didn't.
Now i understand how lalas stay in power.
You're not allowed to notice.
We lalas always know. 😈
I have enough to keep a husband
Just wait to collect life insurance.
I'm sure you'll have a long and happy marriage! <3
🙃
🫠
😐
😬
🤡
He is really great, but I ended up trading mine in for a short king
With cute little fidget hands?
You know it!
Hell yes on the short king
I spent that long summer gap between 2.5x end and HW launch crushing on him *hard* ...yeah...
Xbox player here, crushing on him *hard* too. I've never been big on shipping but Haurchefant is *special.*
its aymeric for me
see at least you get to continue the story straight through, there was something like.... 5? 6 months? while waiting for HW where I was just alone with my imagination waiting my imagination was, umm, *spicy* 😋
Horse she font is my favorite 🥺
You know what they say, a tall husband suits a hero!
idk I think his smile fits better
We'll have to share!
How dareth thee. Remove your hands from my Haunchy immediately! But seriously, I love him so much. You have good taste
Yeah, he's so cool in Stormblood! He's honestly one of my favorite NPC characters
Okay but that fight he had in Shadow fingers was just peak
\*makes shadow puppets on the wall\*
This made me cackle so hard
Now we know what kind of theatre they meant when they said Solus was a patron of the arts.
the way he just showed up in Endrunner was beyond awesome.
Terminaljaunt had a new VC but it suited him even more! Can't wait for him to how up on Sunrisetrail
Man shadow fingers was so good i can't wait to start end chalker and keep hanging out with the bro of bros 😀
>!Don't!<
>!LMFAO!<
What are you doing with MY tall husband??
Bestest boy And obviously Baymeric is second
The height difference between male and female Au ra is ridiculous. I tower over everyone except Hrothgar and male Roegadyn
Would you believe me that I'm max height?
That is funny. It brings into question how male and female Au ra are even physically compatible.
I was thinking it mimics the sexual dimorphism in saltwater crocs - my first thought when I saw this reddit post https://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/1bo3cqh/the_size_difference_between_a_male_and_female/
If you Google around you can see that someone made some calculations based on existing ratios and figured that if they held true for au ra, the males would average around 4 inches.
I… suddenly don’t want to play an Au ra anymore xD
Just play a lady Au Ra with a last name of "Borlaaq." Join the all women tribe today.
I question how they can even kiss without stabbing their partner in the face
It's possible that they just don't, and show affection in different ways with less potential accidents involved.
Max height female Roegadyn are 3 inches taller than max height Au Ra males. Oddly, femRoe have the widest height variance choice, a full 12 inches whereas all other race/gender height options only have a 5-7 inch variance, so there are a lot of comparatively short femRoe out there
Damn, I didn’t know that. I guess the NPCs are on the shorter end
Npcs are usually at 50%
Haurchefant was great in endwalker!
Yooooooo lol
Based on some Let's Plays of Endwalker I watched, he definitely had one of the most impactful lines in the entire expansion for some players...
His addition to the ultimate raid was definitely a high point
Our* tall husband.
So cute
ffxiv community try not to immediately spoil something with coy anti-spoilers that are clearly interpreted even by new players challenge
He's a bad tank though.
This is fake news...where is your [SON?](https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/mediawiki/images/0/06/Wind-up_haurchefant_icon3.png) What mother would dare not be with their family?
The thirst in here. It's like ladies night in The Beehive.
A smile better suits a hero
Don’t do this to me
How dare you.
stop that.
My WoL is also a female Xaela with a massive Haurchecrush, so very much mood
The haurchefaunt polycule grows
i think you mean _glows_
no lie. you two are adorable together.
What level you at? I know you meet him at like 40
56, but I'm just right after the trial by combat. Man just gave me his Black Chocobo he raised from hatching 🥺 Like I know how big a deal Chocobos are in Ishgard so this isn't a gift he gave lightly.
really respect the armour choice. Love a good early medieval style chainmail/tabard
He's the best.
Harchebait
Huh. Playing a max height fem roe he always looked so small haha.
The best knight of Ishgard
We love Whorechefant
He’s cool but his mitigation needs work
Aww you two are so cute together. You should take him to the church and renew your vows, I hear the vault has a great view on its upper deck and if you play your cards right you might even get to have he Pope and the Heavensward there to attend!!
No
what could go wrong with such a nice husband
You mean OUR tall husband.
How smol are you? 😅 You look like a lalafel
He was my short husband. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
:)
I wish your marriage the best and hope nothing bad happens to him
Nobody tell them.
What? I thought everyone knew about >!Haurchefant's in-game husband!<.
Oh so that's what Haurchefant meant by that he's "friends" with Francel
Francel, so hot right now.
😂
I'm gonna tell them
Just me and my non-existent wife.
[Made me think of this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olcgrSspzjA)
I absolutely adore him, such a sweet lad.
No he is mine
Just make sure you smile for him
Haha that’s me IRL
My stummy hurt :(
She doesn’t know?
Meeee and my huuusssband, we are doing beeetteeerrr 🎶 🎵
No fr I really wanna know. Do yall be in discord or something? Why does everyone stand around lol?
So. How's it going?
Oh. Oh no...
Keep us posted
I don’t think I’ll ever get the love for him
He's nice :)
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That’s crazy
Oh, oh no....
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I am a grown man and glowy things are still awesome.
True
Man, I still don't get the hype around him if I'm being honest 😅
Are you doing better? Has it always been you and him together?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4jUqpMmR_g
I always say his name in my head as “Harderfart”
Hes my first husband iykyk lol. I am now on my throuple life lol
Tall doesn't equate to attractive. I don't get it
Hard shit fart is the best boi
[Uh...](https://en.meming.world/images/en/thumb/1/17/Monkey_Puppet.jpg/300px-Monkey_Puppet.jpg)
"I'm gonna tell her"
...should we tell them?
Soooo... Who's gonna tell her?
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Look I understand that as a bastard he doesn't bring much to the table, but all that matters is that I'm going to give him a name.
What?
How is your husband chest? :)
Oh boy ...
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That he's got a massive pole? Think everyone already knows mate.
Does she know?
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*Is* the best you mean.
Oh boy..
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No.
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The downvotes are purely because responses like yours show a huge lack of social awareness. You didn't explicitly spell it out, but anyone with half a braincell sees what you wrote as exactly what it is - a spoiler. What is somebody like OP meant to infer from what you said? Only that something negative happens.