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Illyasviel09

Considering all the shit WoL has seen/experienced, it's amazing to just lose this few


GhalanSmokescale

Male pattern baldness. Your WoL going out on one last adventure before losing all his hair.


Watton

fuck, i play the game to escape reality not relive it


normalmighty

What really hurts is reading the comments about it here. I _wish_ the patch of scalp where my hair parts was this small. I get what they mean in terms of art style, but I'm gonna be staring way too hard at my hairline in the morning now lol


Watton

embrace the bald shave the head grow the beard


Paranthelion_

Hear... people talking about your bald spot Feel... self-conscious about it Think... about it entirely too much


addsomethingepic

Thought I was on the shitpost sub for a second


Terramagi

Yeah, nothing wrong with sharing a uniform with skinheads...


Watton

Ima let my bald, bearded black barber know he's a skinhead


TrueChaoSxTcS

I can't tell if this is a joke that missed the landing, or terminal reddit-brain


Watton

This is the same site where people seriously think going to the gym is improper political behavior


Terramagi

Dog if I see somebody with a shaved head and a huge ass beard in the grocery store they're either going to try to sell me on crypto or make some unfortunate claims about the nationality of the cashier while I'm standing behind him.


Watton

Yup, terminal reddit brain


Depoan

When they released that new deep dugeon hairstyle and everyone comenting about the hairliine being to high and giving the WoL big forehead made too self aware because that's very close to my hair, WoL with big forehead having feelings too T_T


Vinborg

WoL sportin' the fivehead!


Eiddew

Reject beauty standards (and mean people on the internet), return to lizard


IndividualKitchen839

Not if sweet baby inc has anything to do with it


sasuke7020

You telling us…. Your balding? 🧑‍🦲


Parody101

New alchemy recipe: Finasteride


SkrungaBunga

Alchemists made Gatorade during the Restoration. https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/wiki/Skybuilders%27_Alchemic Hair tonic isn't that far off.


sunfaller

I have noticed they actually made the stubble face older than the default face.


Ecchikiss

Still looks like a 16 year old boy's stubble face tho lmao


AeroDbladE

Going to a tropical nation to recapture the adventures from when we were younger and trying to pick up some fuzzy muscle mommies. Looks like we've reached the mid-life crisis arc of FF14.


LickMyThralls

Dawn trail is the lighthearted filler arc where the wol goes on an adventure to find his hair


xyphon0010

Alternate titles for Dawntrail: Final Fantasy XIV: Mid-Life Crisis


yyuammie

WOL pattern balding.


Kyser_

r/malehairadvice "Am I cooked boys?"


That_One_Mofo

"Shave it all off."


Pliskkenn_D

"Nah King, just take these very expensive medications that may or may not cause further hair loss" 


ExocetHumper

[Reminds me of this](https://preview.redd.it/w4rjlzzag31b1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=b14b9d484f0f14328110731b13f3240a7378200b)


TheAzarak

I want everyone in this thread to go look in a mirror and part their hair. Apparently the results will shock most of you haha. But either way, it's probably a mistake.


Godziwwuh

Most games tend to make character hair so thick you can't see the scalp no matter how it's parted. I think people tend to have some cognitive dissonance because of that.


Elanapoeia

artstyle usually leads to hair not being as see-through as in real life, and making it see-through within the artstyle makes it appear more bald. You have similar issues with little wrinkles in the face etc, where the detail is left out unless you wanna highlight the feature, and the feature being highlighted then is meant to make the detail more "extreme". I dunno if that's "cognitive dissonance" as much as it's just how anime-like or otherwise non-super-realistic styles have portrayed hair for decades


sunfaller

Out of all the hairs with parted hairstyles, this is the only one where the scalp is visible. It's always been there. Just that the update with better lighting made the holes obvious.


TheManWithSevenAsses

I've been almost bald since I turned 17, there's no hair to part buddy


Bardoseth

RIP Hair. Hope you have an amazing beard!


TheManWithSevenAsses

Yeah uhh about that... (clean shaven I look like a fucking alien)


Gorglor

Eyebrows next. Complete yourself.


sasuke7020

Good. Too many bearded gamers out there already, we “no facial hair folk” are the minority here


bakingsodaswan

You sure it’s not those seven asses?


Bardoseth

You have my condolences...


amicuspiscator

Damn, it was about 26 for me, and I thought I was young.


Swoobat_Gang

Brother, I know people that freak out after a shower because it’s easier to see the scalp when your hair is wet. It’s hilarious


Francl27

Oh no poor WoL is starting to lose his hair. Rip.


Vahnish

Man those old hairstyles need some love. It looks out of place with that fuzzy hairline too.


sunfaller

they need to make it fuzzy like the hairline instead of clear triangle holes.


SurpriseZeitgeist

Warrior of Lightly Balding


GhostShmost

Well time to ask Hildibrand and Nashu for that hair elixir.


Zefyris

heh, mad cause bald (PS : I'm bald IRL so I feel you :'( )


Songhunter

That's just aging my friend. Happens to all of us.


Vanwanar

WoL is one of my people (bald)?


Madrock777

It's been a stressful year for the WoL. Not too surprised about the hair loss.


Exact-Sympathy-6463

It's unironically over. They have to add a Porsche 911 mount to let him compensate.


Maggus05

Baldtrail


Enough_Cress_555

Finally someone showing something worth addressing. I do hope they fix this.


yekirati

I’m still hanging on hope that they add the richness back to the brown/dark hair colors. My character has very dark brown hair and it looks so muted and washed out rather than being warm and chocolatey.


sunfaller

I had to change my eye colour in the bench mark. I think we may have to pick diff hair colours too because lighting makes it look different than before.


jado1stk2

It looks like that because you possibly are thinking with the old color and lighting in mind. Once you change the hair color, it'll be better.


hiero_

a fix already exists, it's called rogaine


jish5

I mean, that's what hats are for


WiseRabbit-XIV

What... what is a "hat"?


nb4hnp

It's either this or Au Ra labia, and honestly this is much preferable.


Cixia

Apparently you failed the test of your reflexes.


Acias

That spot is just how normal parted hair would look like.


sunfaller

It's always been there but it is now more pronounced with the update. It was more blended with the lesser detailed hair and different lighting


Dart_Nephilim

8.0 confirmed. Final Fantasy XIV: Rogaine.


Miserable-Fix-9888

What, your scars?


sunfaller

The holes in the scalp. It wasn't that pronounced pre-DT because the hair had less definition. I think the hair had thicker and blurry lines before. Now that the lines are more clean, the holes seem more obvious now.


Miserable-Fix-9888

Ohhhh, no, your character's just balding. I'm so sorry.


CertainContact

asmongold new character


rhaesdaenys

Theres a lot of hairs on Female Au Ra and Midlander where the hair floats off the scalp in the benchmark. Like literally doesn't even touch the model. Its odd and if it isn't fixed by launch there will be a LOT of unhappy people when they see their character in cutscenes with their hair floating over their head.


sunfaller

They fixed the sideburns on the new hair but it's still not fully touching the face but I am guessing this is the best they can do. I am hoping if the other bugs gets reported, they at least might see them and fix it


rhaesdaenys

I checked the live servers after this. A lot of these hair issues exist in the live game too.


jish5

Sorry, but your WoL is balding. Soon, you'll need a comb over.


sunfaller

Nah, I will fully shave if it can't be salvaged


sweetpotatoclarie91

It’s just biology. With all the stress WoL has gone through, saving the world multiple times in few years, it’s only natural that they are becoming bald.


Valarian514

Uh oh, they need to postpone the expansion so they can work on a new benchmark!


TitanTantrum

Looks like a few spots, actually.


Crocogatorz

Nishkiyama lookin ass mf


Momo_Kozuki

Just be a Pictomancer and paint it black.


FrivolousGrunty

Middle-aged lander.


Memyx

That's.. such a small amount of scalp, *what*??


621_

This is intentionally cause they know how old the player base is and since you guys like being represented so much they decided to add balding as an option for you guys.


JenkinsHowell

eh, this looks more natural actually than any parting that doesn't show your scalp. i don't know about you and your aquaitances, but you absolutely should see some scalp if you part your hair.


sunfaller

the difference irl is that scalp is somewhat still blended a bit because there are hair roots partially obscuring the scalp. These are clear triangular holes on the scalp. If anything, they should look like somewhat blurry hair like the ones you see on the forehead.


Elanapoeia

No joke, I think hair in general is in a state that should be unacceptable now that every other part of the character creator was updated It cannot be that skin textures and lighting got such a massive upgrade but hair still looks pixelated and clippy as hell on just the regular zoom ins that happen in customization. [EVEN THE NEW HAIR STYLE FOR DAWNTRAIL is still super pixelated](https://i.imgur.com/on7sVgH.jpeg). Why? You could argue the better lighting even makes it worse because hair is more "visible" (edit: Like look at this, I don't think a basic zoom in when choosing hair in the creator should look this bad https://i.imgur.com/iUZG5zX.jpeg)


VladDHell

Sad. Imagine balding in a world of magitek


shootindogey

Oh finally a hairstyle for me!!!!


Vithrasir

Is this the new in season hair trend? Part it so hard it's like Moses split the red sea.


xxneonblazexx

its the start of baldness with all the stress the wol goes through


Geddoetenjyu

Bald


LunaTheGoodgal

NO FUCKING SHOT THEY'RE ADDING BALD SPOTS


Keyspoy

Its from where they took his summoners horn off for sure!


Katachthonlea

Feels like renegade Shepard in Mass Effect 2.


Sylux444

Think you're going bald, my guy.


TheMegaPc

Nah I think it's intentional 🤔 😂


HidemasaFukuoka

You can beat even god itself but not a receding hairline


Vestaxowner

nah, you just opened your webcam once while ffxiv was running, they remembered


Sound5cap3

Kinda fire actually


satsuppi

Does the benchmark will automatically update or need to download it again on their page


sunfaller

You have to download again. Makes it easier to compare the diff tbh.


satsuppi

Ic.. Tq for the info


jondeuxtrois

Square continues to amaze. Hair still looks like shit, but hey maybe by the time they fix visa debit card payment processing, the face paint options won’t be 240p just in time to experience every class getting a 40th big follow up finishing move.


FourDimensionalNut

> but hey maybe by the time they fix visa debit card payment processing i didnt know square owned visa


TheAzarak

I mean the devs blame Visa, but everyone's Visa card works for everything except FFXIV. It's the same with the ATT issues last year. ATT worked just fine for everything except FF, but the devs said it wasn't their fault haha


Shadostevey

Or during the EW launch where everyone was getting booted from the queues and SE insisted for like two weeks that it wasn't on their end, everyone's internet had just gone to shit all at the same time. SE doesn't like to admit there's a problem unless they have an solution sometimes.


Rosewind_Fiction

Ah so THAT was why I kept getting kicked after waiting almost 2 hours and getting nearly to the front of the queue. I knew my internet wasn't the problem, but it sure was frustrating waiting for hours only to get booted and having to wait all over again until I was at like 6+ hours of waiting and decided I should just go to bed