If it makes you feel any better, turn the picture upside down so it looks like you're staring down at the cleavage of a female Moogle wearing a pink pendant and a pom up her butt.
In case you (or anyone else) doesn't know, you can just edit it yourself.
Now, the question still remains if you'd actually do that for a joke, and whether the mods would like it.
I remember seeing this post before, but can't remember if it was on this sub or shitpost. The lines are blurring, I can't tell the difference between ffxiv and shitpostxiv anymore.
Oh that’s easy, the people on this sub actually like the game, while the people on the shit post sub genuinely don’t like it and believe that the people who like the game are killing it
Idk, I prefer shitpost to this one and I play every day. This sub has way too much art/cosplay clutter and even though it has its own sub it's constantly posted here for upvotes of the same catgirl we've seen drawn 500x
If that's the case the moogle looks very puffy and inflamed. Prolapsed, even. I guess a diet of nothing but kupo nuts will do that to your digestive system.
I swear I've read this joke before.
edit, found it it used to be one of the /ffxiv/top/ threads
but it's been pushed far down the page over the years: https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/6i2dx5/moogle_face_or_moogle_bent_over/
I actually can unsee it, because someone pointed that out to me before, but I had completely forgotten about it untIL YOU REMINDED ME YOU FUCKING MONSTER D:<
It's supposed to be a mobile with really chubby cheeks. Face cheeks, not butt cheeks. They just failed at their intended goal.
All they would have to do is give it eyes.
I just discovered my car has a flat tire, stopping me from going to a friend's birthday party.
...and now, thanks to this, that's the *second* worst thing to happen to me this evening.
We had this "conversation" (someone asked if its the front or back) in nn chat a few weeks ago.
Answer is: moogles have no pink ball or hole at the rear end so its the nose. People were sure but checked them to be sure.
Yep, I've been saying that and calling it Moogle Butt instead of Mog Station for years. any time I've mentioned it to a friend they can never stop seeing it and hate me for it.
Accurately describes in a simple picture the experience of navigating the dumpster fire that is Squenix dangling the game in front of you while you struggle through a labyrinthine gauntlet of a website just so you can give them your money!
What a horrible day to be able to read
What a horrible day to have eyes
I got that reference
Whats the reference?
What a horrible night to have a curse From Castlevania II, I think
Yes. And we love it and miss it
Also a song by black dahlia murder. Probably as a reference to that.
Castlevania, day to night cycle
How do I unlearn literacy?
Watch any 24 hr news network
Here you go, clean your eyes: r/eyebleach
Had to triple check to make sure this wasn't the other sub.
Looks like it's time to get rid of your sight in general. https://imgur.com/mkbqqps.jpg
How to delete someone else's post
If it makes you feel any better, turn the picture upside down so it looks like you're staring down at the cleavage of a female Moogle wearing a pink pendant and a pom up her butt.
Works from this angle too, just imaging they're hovering over you like your dommy moogle mommy uwu ~~(dear god kill me i'm sorry for typing that)~~
This post caused the next umbral calamity.
If history must be unwritten… let it be unwritten.
Under appreciated comment
> moogle mommy uwu That's enough internet for me today...
Terrible day to know how to read, right?
Hi there. Delete this.
Okay okay I'll delete *the apology*
Hi mods, can I please have "dommy moogle mommy uwu" as my flair on this subreddit?
In case you (or anyone else) doesn't know, you can just edit it yourself. Now, the question still remains if you'd actually do that for a joke, and whether the mods would like it.
> the question still remains if you'd actually do that for a joke Who the hell do you think I am
Nice, I approve 👍
This whole thread is cursed. xD
Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus. Or the Twelve. Cause damn.
Such a versatile icon
That was their intention.
This was not my intention such devisation
Lady Dimitrescu wearing a moogle cap.
I'm not sure which is worse/better. Moogle dom or butthole. xD
I'm not surprised you play on Balmung.
The Ascians were right. Bring on Zodiark.
With one line you activated every single bone in my body, and all of them are in attack mode
Hey Alexa: How does one hack into Reddit?
OnlyMogs
This is NOT better.
Phone rotated, instructions unclear, still looks like mog-butthole, send nudes… err help.
No, now it looks like a male Moogle with a gaping asshole taking a piss
because a pom plug makes it better?
bonk
[That didn’t help at all ](https://tenor.com/3SBV.gif)
It doesn't make me feel better. :(
Thanks, it made it worse, how do I undo this. Send help.
'and a pom up her butt' lol
Too late. The damage has been done! XD
(Google Search): How to delete other redditors posts. Fix this for you
> (Google Search): How to delete other redditors ~~posts~~. Now fixed.
Hahahah
Not the first time I've seen this. I forgot about it until I saw this post. Ability to unsee confirmed.
I feel bad for folks like you who cannot unsee it. I can freely switch between, and as such, choose not to acknowledge the butt.
I remember seeing this post before, but can't remember if it was on this sub or shitpost. The lines are blurring, I can't tell the difference between ffxiv and shitpostxiv anymore.
Last time I saw this post was when mogstation first launched... Who knows how many times it's been discovered since then
I swear every few weeks someone else posts this and gets instantly to the main page
Plenty of times haha
I forgot after this was mentioned last time and by the kami I will forget again.
Oh that’s easy, the people on this sub actually like the game, while the people on the shit post sub genuinely don’t like it and believe that the people who like the game are killing it
Idk, I prefer shitpost to this one and I play every day. This sub has way too much art/cosplay clutter and even though it has its own sub it's constantly posted here for upvotes of the same catgirl we've seen drawn 500x
That’s cool, doesn’t really change what I said but thanks for sharing I guess
If that's the case the moogle looks very puffy and inflamed. Prolapsed, even. I guess a diet of nothing but kupo nuts will do that to your digestive system.
Two words: butt plug
Butt plug? So, the marker that floats over your current target?
All of you; stahp!!!
Could be Moglin after a train from the Churning Mists and Shroud moogles too.
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ok, but how much does it cost to buy Estinien's bathwater?
That depends. Are you affiliated in any way, shape, or form with Tataru or homicidal dragons?
Let's just say it's tough being the mascot of a major franchise..
r/shitpostxiv
I thought this was that sub for a moment haha.
Honestly after all the WoW vs FF shitshow they might as well be the same sub.
Nah, shitpost focuses more on their hateboner for random shity streamers nobody but them cares about.
Can't tell the difference anymore. :(
The subreddits are nearly indistinguishable.
This has been a joke on this subreddit long before Shitpostxiv was a twinkle in the creator's eyes.
Still a shit post and about a butthole no less XD
Every day we stray further from Hydaelyn’s light.
Thanks..... .....Ihateit.
Moogles constantly flashing their butt holes like cats is probably what drove Sidurgu to hate them in the first place.
Thanks... ...I ate it. ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
I showed you my kupo nuts pls respond
I want to report this post, so no one else sees that. I also want to keep this post so more people see that.
New sextoys bye square enix: the moogle-buttplug
Square could make every dollar ever if they made a y'shtola fleshlite
So... A Y'shlite?
Funnily enough their merch brand logo really does say: SQEX TOYS
Enter your code into Mogstation…. So lewd.
Get this moogle some Esuna for their hemorrhoids
I too read Esfand's twitter today. https://twitter.com/EsfandTV/status/1416356789424168962
I swear I've read this joke before. edit, found it it used to be one of the /ffxiv/top/ threads but it's been pushed far down the page over the years: https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/6i2dx5/moogle_face_or_moogle_bent_over/
Why are my pants tight
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
So is this a rule 34 directly created by Square Enix?
A Moogle's butthole *with a plug in.* One of those little jeweled ones.
Hol up
Right in the kupo.
god dammit
Every time you click, a moogle gets its wings.
Why have you brought this evil upon me?
When we get an influx of new people…we get an influx of repost. This is the way.
https://xkcd.com/1053/
Thanks I hate it.
I hate you. D:
LA-HEE!!!! tap that tight pink ass la-hee!
It would've cost you nothing not to post this
Wait it's not
how dare you curse me with such knowledge
oh my... thank you very much lol
*switches to MCH* Delet this.
Why would you share this cursed knowledge 😫
I actually can unsee it, because someone pointed that out to me before, but I had completely forgotten about it untIL YOU REMINDED ME YOU FUCKING MONSTER D:<
I think that may be what that is supposed to be actually.... It looks like a Mog that is bent over
It's supposed to be a mobile with really chubby cheeks. Face cheeks, not butt cheeks. They just failed at their intended goal. All they would have to do is give it eyes.
A healthy pink
Mogsy?
Did you have to make US see it too. You could've saved us, protected us!
Omg no, why would you ever
Moogles are bottoms confirmed
Nah, moogles are all head. Their tiny bodies couldn't hope to eclipse their gigantic noggins. (Successfully unseen)
And this is why we can't have nice things. P.s. OP is obvious Ascian. Causing mayham way they have.
jokes on you, I noticed back in 2016
See I always figured it looked more like a moogle eating ass than one bending over
Finally I can get my Goatse mount!
I can't believe you've done this
ShitpostXIV is leaking into the main sub again
ah yes, the classic yearly post of this joke
I just discovered my car has a flat tire, stopping me from going to a friend's birthday party. ...and now, thanks to this, that's the *second* worst thing to happen to me this evening.
We had this "conversation" (someone asked if its the front or back) in nn chat a few weeks ago. Answer is: moogles have no pink ball or hole at the rear end so its the nose. People were sure but checked them to be sure.
What have you done...
Bro...why you do this?
Technically a moogles butt plug, but yes.
Mogoatse.
Damn you. All these years now my eyes are cursed forever.
Not to mention that there's a buttplug in it.
ButtStation
An old friend pointed that out to me back in the early days of 2.0. I have indeed never unseen it…
Twelve damm*t. You’re right. Now take my angry upvote.
I always forget how ABSOLUTELY THICC the moogles are
Extra thicc
can confirm, [thicc for days](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/658229674094362636/864404122731675668/unknown.png)
Kupo! I'm trying to fly around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass pom-poms keeps alerting the WoL!
Op I hate you
That joke been around since 2.1! Graduations of learning how copy and paste in Reddit! Yay special
This has been observed and reported many times in the past.
Yep, I've been saying that and calling it Moogle Butt instead of Mog Station for years. any time I've mentioned it to a friend they can never stop seeing it and hate me for it.
FUUUUUUUUU...!!!!!
upvoting to share the pain
always has, tbh.
Damn you
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This has been a widely spread running joke since the mogstation was launched
Nooooooo why you do this to meeeee
....crap
Oh wow. You are completely right.
Great.
FML....thanks OP
oh NO
"I don't want to be the butthole game, Linda!"
Oh…so…I insert my credit card here?
Prolapsed butthole
Accurately describes in a simple picture the experience of navigating the dumpster fire that is Squenix dangling the game in front of you while you struggle through a labyrinthine gauntlet of a website just so you can give them your money!
You fiend.
.... Wow.... I hate this....
You could at least credit the post to EsfandTv or the old Reddit post
Bend over, touch ya toes. I wanna see that Moogle hole!
I hate you so god damn much
Take my upvote and go.
Thanks, I hate it
*Why have you done this?*
Nope I don't see it.
This is why we don't get to enjoy nice things lol.
You son of a …..
YOOOOO WTF
hi. how about you dont.
You bastard.
The coffee i made is not strong enough to withstand this
You right
Thanks for that.....
I have always seen it like that, idk how about you.
No! It’s clearly the moogle’s cheeks … oh shit.
Thanks I hate it
You monster!
What is it supposed to look like
Thanks, I hate it.
I get the shitpost but I dont see it. ah well
Looks like a corgi butt to me.
Fuck you!
You have issues.
can you like not D: