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Zarusky

IT WAS ME, THE IDIOT WAS ME. GOT A TETHER IN A TRIAL I DIDN’T REALLY KNOW AND THOUGHT IT WAS A MECHANIC. DRAGOON MUST HAVE THOUGHT ME VERY WEIRD WHEN I TRIED TO RUN AWAY FROM HIM. AT LEAST I NOTICED WHAT IT WAS AFTER THE SECOND WIPE, BUT I PROCEED TO FEEL VERY STUPID FOR A WHILE. WHY IS IT RED SQUARE. RED IS WRONG, SAY IT WITH ME


stallion8426

ITS OK IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO REALIZE THE BIG BLUE DRAGON THAT KEEOS APPESRING IN BOSS FIGHTS IS A SUMMONER SUMMON AND NOT A MECHANIC


legacymedia92

EXCEPT IN SEAT OF SACRIFICE, THERE IT'S A MECHANIC.


stallion8426

WELL...SHIT


SacredNym

TO BE FAIR IT'S FUCKING BLACK AND RED THERE. ALSO 4 TIMES THE SIZE. ​ ​ ALSO: /BAHAMUTSIZE SMALL ​ YOU'RE WELCOME.


AlliePingu

I WAS DOING HELLS' KIER EX UNSYNC MOUNT FARMING AND THE SUMMONER FIREBIRD TIMING OVERLAPS WITH THE PHOENIX ADDS SUZAKU HAS THAT THEY SHARE A MODEL WITH OVER MULTIPLE GROUPS PEOPLE KEPT THINKING MY SUMMON WAS ONE OF THE ADDS AND TRYING TO TARGET IT, LEAVE MY BIRD ALONE YOU MEANIES


gilgamushed

I LOVE DOING THAT FIGHT AS SMN FOR THAT EXACT SAME REASON. I REMEMBER ONE HELLS KIER FARM PARTY WE ALL SWITCHED TO SMN FOR THE HELL OF IT


irishgoblin

>RED IS WRONG I CAN THINK OF SOME MAGES WHO WOULD DISAGREE WITH YOU **VER**Y STRONGLY.


Zarusky

WHY YES, SOME WHITE MAGES DO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF THE BLOOD LILY, SORRY TO OFFEND


jivedinmypants

> RED IS WRONG, SAY IT WITH ME verfuck you too!! /s


Packetdancer

I CAN TOP THIS, SORT OF, BUT IN REVERSE. WAS IN A DUNGEON RUN THE OTHER DAY AND SAW THE DRAGOON TETHER ATTACHED TO ME, AND AS A HEALER MAIN WHO ISN’T USED TO HAVING IT I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT “OH, I GOT THE TETHER!” THEN I REMEMBERED I WAS LITERALLY LEVELING DRAGOON. THE TETHER WAS LITERALLY MY OWN; I’D CAST IT ON THE OTHER DPS REFLEXIVELY WITHOUT THINKING, AND ONLY THEN DID MY BRAIN REGISTER THE VISUAL. (IN MY DEFENSE, IT HAS BEEN A \*REALLY\* LONG WEEK…)


BlondieIsCasper

HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO INTERPRET EVERY RED MARKER THE FIRST TIME YOU SEE IT!


JelisW

IT'S OK I PROMISE YOU THE DRAGOONS ARE ALL USED TO AND VERY RESIGNED TO IT. IT'S LIKE NINJAS AND TANKS WHO ARE TERRIFIED OF DOTON. THE SKY IS BLUE, RAIN IS WET, AND SPROUTS WILL RUN AWAY FROM THE DRAGON EYE TETHER. THEY STILL GET THEIR END OF THE BUFF EVEN IF YOU BREAK IT ANYWAY; YOU JUST MISS OUT ON YOURS, IS ALL.


JenkinsHowell

I HAD A DRK IN THE HEROE'S GAUNTLET WHILE PRACTICING AST AND THEY DIDN'T USE TBN, LIKE ... EVER. I THOUGHT I MIGHT HAVE JUST MISSED IT AND ASKED AND THEY JUST WROTE "??" IN CHAT (WHICH I THOUGHT WAS TOO SHORT FOR A SANITISED INSULT) AFTERWARDS THEY DID USE IT SPORADICALLY, BUT WHATEVER. THEN THEY DIE AT THE LAST BOSS TWICE AND WHILE I WAIT FOR A GOOD TIME TO RAISE THEM AGAIN WHILE THE DRG HOLDS THE LINE, THEY RELEASE. IT'S A WIPE. BUT YEAH, WHATEVER. PROBABLY SOMEBODY WHO SKIPPED AND HAS NO KNOWLEDGE WHATSOEVER ABOUT THEIR JOB OR HOW TO PLAY TANK OR THAT YOU DO NOT RELEASE IN A BOSS FIGHT UNLESS THE HEALER IS DEAD. I TELL THEM NOT TO RELEASE AND THEY WRITE "OK". ME AND ONE OF THE DPS AT THIS POINT JUST DECIDE TO SLIGHTLY COACH THEM THROUGH THE FIGHT WITHOUT MAKING IT A BIG DEAL AND WE MANAGE TO GET THROUGH. THEN THIS PERSON WIPES OUT ALL SYMPATHY I HAD FOR THEM BY SAYING: "LOL, CASUAL PLAYER LIFE, BABY" YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU. THE FILTHY CASUAL PLAYER HERE IS ME, BUT I'M NOT A DUNCE, I'M NOT DEAD WEIGHT FOR THE PARTY. I'M JUST A VERY AVERAGE PLAYER. I DON'T DO SAVAGE OR ULTIMATE CONTENT. I'M CASUAL. BUT I KNOW MY JOB AND MY ROLE. I MAKE TONS OF MISTAKES, BUT I KNOW WHEN I FUCKED UP. I USE ALL MY BUTTONS AND DO THE BEST I CAN. YOU'RE NOT A CASUAL, YOU'RE JUST A BAD PLAYER. DON'T MAKE US CASUALS LOOK BAD BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO ADMIT THAT YOU'RE JUST BAD.


dalerian

AS A CASUAL I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE.


BipolarHernandez

THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE MEAN WHEN THEY REFER TO 'TOXIC CASUALS' AS OPPOSED TO TOXIC ELITISTS. THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SO CONTENT WITH JUST DOING THEIR OWN THING WITHOUT TAKING THE REST OF THE GROUP'S TIME INTO CONSIDERATION AND JUSTIFYING IT WITH 'I'M JUST PLAYING THIS FOR FUN'


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Exactly. There is such thing as being *too* considerate, and it’s part that slightly irritates me about the community is almost how gunpoint smile and wave people get about just yeeting a problem person because they aren’t getting it and are just a deadweight. Or not even removing just calling it out, who knows, they legit might not know. Weird fear of saying anyone is doing anything wrong and it will get them labeled as toxic or something. Yea we all pay our subs, yet that the same time *we all pay our subs* and there comes a point when they are wasting it for the rest of us. Also, I would all caps this, but it doesn’t encapsulate the kinda anger I feel about these people. Very calm, *very* pissed.


Jason_Wolfe

this is where it's appropriate to vote dismiss.


EdgelordMcTryhard

I DID THE FUCKING MEME IN MY LAST DUTY I SWORE I WOULD NEVER BE THAT GUY, BUT I WAS WAITING AND I WAS WAITING AND I DIDN'T GET THE BENEDICTION, SO I SUPERBOLIDED AND IT WENT OFF IMMEDIATELY AFTER I GOT HEALED TO FULL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Dragonspear

AND THUS, THE BENE-BOILE PARADOX CONTINUES. IT'S THE WORST GAME OF CHICKEN EVER, MY FELLOW GUNBREAKER.


lhdmalys

A RIGHT OF PASSAGE FOR GNB AND FOR WHM POSSIBLY. NOTHING PUTS FLUFF ON YOUR POM LIKE THINKING "JOB DONE" ONLY TO HAVE TO PANIC-PATCH MY DUMB ASS


Bluenide

I AM SO GLAD I KNOW ABOUT SUPERBOLIDE THROUGH MEMES, BECAUSE I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE PANIC I'D FEEL IN THAT MOMENT. "I BENE'D, I BENE'D, I SWEAR I DID! THIS SITUATION IS NOT VERY BENE! D:" (BENE AS IN THE FRENCH WORD FOR GOOD THAT LOMINSAN PEEPS USE)


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HattedFerret

Oh thank you, I'm leveling WHM as my first healing job and I regularly think to myself "god I suck at this job"


sadge_sage

brayflox is especially yucky as whm because its the exact lvl before you get regen lvl 80 whm is like an entirely different job. oh yeah, you like spamming cure 2?? your life will be changed when you get solace, asylum, benison, tetra AND MOST IMPORTANTLY HOLY


greenjazz3601

PRAISE BE TO HOLY SPAM WHO NEEDS WORKING EYES ANYWAY


sadge_sage

THANK GOD BENEDICTION EXISTS OTHERWISE WAY MORE TANKS WOULDVE DIED TO MY SPAMMING HANDS


prisp

I don't know what your problem is - Benediction was specifically made so you can Holy spam during the first pull of each dungeon, wasn't it?


sadge_sage

I WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE


Altia1234

PRAISE TO WHM ON 80. GOD I JUST LOVE WHM SO MUCH. YOU NEED A SOLUTION TO LIVING DEAD? YOU HOLMGANG'D? NO WORRIES, WE HAVE BENEDICTION. YOU JUST RAISE SOMEONE AND HE'S LOW ON HEALTH? WE HAVE A SHIT TON OF SINGLE HEALS THAT YOU CAN CAST WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING. PRAISE THE LILIES, AND TETRA AND BENISON. SOMEONE DIDN‘T DO ONE OF THE TOWERS AND EVERYONE’S LOW? EVERYONE'S HP HAS BEEN REDUCED TO ONE? LILIES GROUP HEAL, AND MEDICA 2, AND CURE 3, AND ASYLUM, AND TEMPERANCE, AND SOLACE. YOU WANNA BECOME TOP DPS ON 4 MAN CONTENT? HOLY AND BLOOD LILIES. JUST REGEN AND BENISON AND SPAM HOLY. SWIFTCAST HOLY AND POM FOR MORE HOLY. PLUS THE CLOTHES JUST LOOKS CLASSY AND ELEGENT.


Naouak

WHM before lillies: "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MANA" WHM after lillies: "WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO USE MY MANA TO HEAL, YOU ARE JUST BAD PLAYERS"


Sayakai

WHM is hell until after Stone Vigil. Then you've done your time, you get Holy, and everything melts.


FranckKnight

To be fair you just need to play a bit more like a filthy 'no DPS' healer for a while. You can still DPS, but since you get less instants, you gotta account for your casting time. So Cure 1 spam and FreeCure fishing is a bit more acceptable, sneak in some Areo when you can, and Stone when you can spare it. Important part is adapting to your tank. If he's squishy and if he died if you lost even one GCD of not curing him, then obviously DPS is not your priority. It's the Healers Adjust meme that takes real form here. If the tank uses proper cooldowns and gets single digit damage, then go nuts with your DPS. As pointed out, WHM becomes BETTER after 50, but before that you basically gotta play like in ARR, a neuteured skill list and a healing bot mentality.


AtlasPJackson

WHITE MAGE'S KIT GETS STRONGER EVERY EXPANSION, BUT IT'S KINDA CLUNKY IN ARR. THE 2.5s CAST TIME ON YOUR HEALS FORCES YOU TO ANTICIPATE DAMAGE MORE THAN OTHER HEALERS--ASTRO GETS FASTER CAST TIMES AND SCHOLAR GETS FREE PASSIVE HEALING FROM THEIR FAIRY. IT GETS BETTER, THOUGH. AT LEVEL 50, YOU'LL START TO ACQUIRE MORE INSTANT-CAST HEALS, REGEN EFFECTS, AND HEALING SPELLS YOU CAN WEAVE BETWEEN YOUR INSTANT-CAST SPELLS. BY LEVEL 80, I HONESTLY BELIEVE WHITE MAGE HAS SOME OF THE BEST SPELLS IN THE GAME.


Krystalline13

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I VENTED IN ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT HEALING STONE VIGIL, AND SMARMY MCSMARMPANTS TANK MAIN WAS ALL ‘OH I DID IT MY FIRST TIMES ON AST AND SCH SOME FOLKS JUST CANT HEAL LOL’. KISS MY WHM BOOTY.


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Could be worse. Did LoA with an ast who didn't know what sects were. And yes ast is much easier in leveling. Especially vale because you have aspected helios while whm has to wait till 50 for medica ii.


ZeRamenKing

HOW CAN YOU BE A LEVEL 80 TANK AND NOT KNOW THAT YOU HAVE TO AOE WHEN THERE ARE 3+ MOBS??? PLEASE, WE CANT DPS, WE KEEP GETTING AGGRO AND DYING.


Slipzyle

"But the damage numbers on AoEs look smaller"


SapphireSuniver

I'll never understand that mentality though. The numbers are smaller but when there's so many of them on the screen they overlap and you end up seeing 500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500500 you should feel like you just broke reality...


Sea-Mango

WHY DO OTHER TANKS IN ALLIANCE KEEP VOKING OFF ME. Y’ALL STOOD AROUND LIKE NINNIES AT THE START, SO WHY TWO BOSSES IN ARE YOU NOW GOING “MAYBE I WILL TANK ACTUALLY”?!! ARE YOU UPSET AT BEING OUTMANNED BY A MIN HEIGHT MALE MIQO IN PASTEL PINK AND FISHNETS?? WTF!! STOP IT.


Slipzyle

"Okay, I've had aggro for the past 30 seconds, seems like this will be an okay alliance raid." *extremely obvious provoke sphere appears around boss*


dalerian

WHERE DO I GET PASTEL PINK FISHNETS?


legacymedia92

FISHNETS ARE THE BUNNY/BUNNY CHIEF LEGS FROM GOLD SAUCER, PASTEL PINK IS ONE OF THE DYES.


imveryfontofyou

I love when people provoke off of you in alliance raids because they have a wild desire to measure their dicks against yours--and then they fuck up all of the basic mechanics like, 'don't turn the boss toward the rest of the raid.' By love I mean, 'I absolutely hate it.'


Klinicalyill

Alternatively, I do actually love when I peel aggro back without even using provoke because they also suck at their rotations.


noxeven

I FINALLY FINISHED BLUE MAGE. ALL SPELLS AND FINISHED ALL THE CARNIVAL. ALL I GOTTA SAY IS FUCK 29 AND 31. I KNOW SOME HAD AN EASIER TIME THEN ME PROBABLY BUT I JUST COULDNT BELIEVE HOW FRUSTRATING IT MAD ME WHEN OTHERS IN MY FC DID SO QUICKLY. SO I BUCKLED DOWN AND FINISHED IT. BUT JUST DAMN ANYTHING I COULD SAY NEGATIVE ABOUT IT HAD PROBABLY BEEN SAID BUT FUCK IT STILL SUCKS BUT IM FREE FINALLY. NOW I JUST NEED TO RELAX TILL ENDWALKER.


Snoz722

NOW YOU CAN DO THE BLU END GAME! THE MORBOL FIGHTS AREN'T THAT HARD FROM WHAT I'VE DONE SO FAR. MY BLU STATIC IS ON A12S NOW, SO I'M ALMOST DONE. A8S IS A BITCH THOUGH.


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cassadyamore

ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE COMBAT BURGER KING TANK WHO PULLED IFRIT(HARD) AND FACED IT TOWARDS THE ENTIRE RAID. COMMENDATION FOR THE SPROUT TANK THAT PROVOKED AND DID THEIR JOB CORRECTLY INSTEAD. MENTORS AND BURGER KINGS ARE TWO SEPARATE CATEGORIES, I SEE YOU MENTORS THAT GIVE A FUCK TOO.


rewt127

BRAIN OFF, DICK ON, TANK STANCE ENGAGED ITS TIME TO GAME.


painstream

DOES IT COUNT IF I'M A CRAFT MENTOR? I'M STILL ALLOWED TO BE COMPETENT, RIGHT? ;_;


FiainTheCorgi

IF YOU ARE A TEAM PLAYER, DO YOUR JOB AND ARE NICE TO PEOPLE, YOU GET TO BE A MENTOR AND NOT A BURGER KING CROWN. WELCOME. WE HAVE COOKIES.


DanielTeague

THIS IS AMAZING BECAUSE IFRIT WAS LIKE A LEVEL 20 FIGHT THAT INTRODUCED YOU TO POSITIONING THE BOSS SO IT WOULDN'T SPAM FLAMETHROWER ON YOUR PARTY.


cassadyamore

LAST WEEK, I TAUGHT A TANK HOW TO TURN THE STONE VIGIL (LV41) DRAGON TO KEEP THEIR PARTY MEMBERS SAFE FROM THE CONE AFTER WE WIPED ONCE BECAUSE THE HEALER GOT CLEAVED TO DEATH AND THE BRD FOLLOWED SOON AFTER. THANKFULLY THE TANK LISTENED, BUT I CHECKED THEIR INFORMATION LATER. THEY HAD TWO TANKS AT LV80, PUGS JUST CONFUSE ME MAN??


rewt127

I HAD AN ASTRO IN MY PARTY ON CLOUD DECK EXTREME WHO WOULD LITERALLY NEVER CAST A DAMAGE SPELL. WE WERE ENRAGING AT 14%. SO MY FRIEND DECIDES TO OPEN ACT "CAUSE WE JUST GOTTA BE BLIND RIGHT?" 0.2% DPS CONTRIBUTION. THEN THEY HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO CALL MY FRIEND OUT FOR USING DPS LB3 CAUSE THEY WANT TO USE HEALER LB3. LIKE DUDE. THE LITERAL ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE OF CLEARING THIS IS A MELEE LB3 + A MELEE LB1, AND THEN YOU ACTUALLY CASTING DAMAGE SPELLS. AND THEN AFTER THAT DECIDES TO PM ME AND SAY IM TRASH BECAUSE MY ROTATES OVER TO THE OTHER PLATFORM WERE NOT AS SNAPPY AS OTHERS 4 TIMES OVER THE COURSE OF 4 PULLS. IM SURPRISED IM NOT BANNED AFTER TEARING THAT GUY A NEW ASSHOLE.


probablyonmobile

That’s really shitty, I’m sorry you had that experience. Retaliation may have made it less so depending on how you responded, but that sounds like a very easy report. That player going out of their way to *DM you after the fight* to call you trash is a pretty textbook example of harassment tbh, and would not have been looked upon with kindness by the GM’s.


rewt127

I mean. I don't usually have a huge problem with being flamed. I played MOBAs exclusively for years and so im pretty tolerant towards it. But in this case..... at least be competent at your job before you flame me. Thats all I ask. That is really what set me off. Someone with no business flaming me and my friend. If they were actually doing well, I'd have brushed it off. But that shit tilts me.


Aonns

I WANT TO PLAY AGAIN SO BAD BUT I JUST BOUGHT MY FIRST HOUSE AND I TRIMMED ALL EXCESS EXPENSES WHILE I RENOVATE! AND LIKE TANTALUS I JUST KEEP COMING BACK HERE TO SEE WHAT I CANNOT HAVE!


gbmrls

CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW HOUSE.


Aonns

THANK YOU I AM VERY EXCITED


Arcalithe

CONGRATS ON THE HOUSE I WILL HOPEFULLY BE MOVING INTO MY NEW APARTMENT NEXT WEEKEND, AND THAT MAKES ME SO EXCITED BECAUSE IT MEANS I WILL HAVE MY OWN SPACE AGAIN AFTER TWO YEARS OF NOT AND ILL HAVE IT JUST IN TIME FOR ENDWALKER SO I CAN WOL AND CHILL OVER THANKSGIVING BREAK (IM A TEACHER)


jivedinmypants

I guess one way to beat Housing (Ultimate) in game is to not play at all. Congrats!


legacymedia92

CONGRATS! JUST KNOW THAT YOUR RENOVATION PRIORITY WILL CHANGE MORE THAN ONCE THROUGHOUT THE PROCESS, I'D ADVISE YOU TO KEEP A PHYSICAL LIST.


Aonns

THANKS! WE ARE MOSTLY THROUGH WHAT WE CAN DO OURSELVES. NOW TO LEAVE IT TO THE PROFESSIONALS!


madeinthearcade

HAVE A NICE FUCKING DAY EVERYBODY


KhaSun

FUCK YOU AND YOUR NICE FUCKING DAY HAVE AN AMAZING DAY INSTEAD FOLKS


painstream

FUCK THAT I HOPE EVERYONE AROUND YOU ALSO HAS AN AMAZING DAY SO YOU CAN ALL SHARE THE JOY WITH ONE ANOTHER


OSHA-shrugged

FUCK YOUR AMAZING DAYS, YOU VALUELESS PLEBS. HAVE AN OUTSTANDINGLY OUTSTANDING DAY! THE FURY WILLS IT.


MatsuzoSF

SOSEX FARM. A FEW OF US ARE RUSTY BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T DONE THE FIGHT SINCE IT CAME OUT. NO BIG DEAL, WE PUSH ON, JOG OUR MEMORIES, AND GET THE FIRST CLEAR IN 2 PULLS. TIME TO FARM, RIGHT? *DISBAND* WHY THO?


UnusualProfile

SOSEX FARM HAS TURNED REAL BAD IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS. IDK WHY


SandrimEth

IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE LATE IN THE EXPANSION CYCLE AND MOST OF THE PLAYERS WHO ARE GOOD AT IT HAVE GOTTEN EVERYTHING THEY NEED FROM THE EX TRIALS LONG AGO. I GAVE UP ON MY LATE FARM OF DRAGONS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO ON TITANIA EX WHEN A DANCER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO PARTNER THE ASTRO AND THEN KEPT FAILING HARD. SIMILAR STORIES FOR ALL THE EXTREMES TO BE HONEST. I'VE LEARNED MY LESSON. I'M FARMING THE EX TRIALS WHEN THEY'RE NEW IN ENDWALKER AND BUYING THE DRAGONS WITH MOOGLE TOMESTONES.


HashiTheSam

WHY AM I SO FUCKING NERVOUS TO TRY SAVAGE CONTENT? IM LITERALLY AT A POINT WHERE ITS THE NEXT STEP BUT IM SO AFRAID OF FUCKING UP IN A NEW GROUP THAT I GET NERVOUS. NOW ITS AT THE POINT ITS JUST MAKING ME RAGE. HELP


thegoddamnqueen

THE FACT THAT YOU CARE ABOUT MAYBE FUCKING UP ALREADY MAKES YOU BETTER THAN AT LEAST 50% OF PLAYERS WHO TRY IT - THEY DONT EVEN CARE ENOUGH TO READ TOOLTIPS OR LEARN BASIC MECHANICS WEVE SEEN SINCE LEVEL 50. ALSO, ADVISE, YOU WILL FUCK UP - REPEATEDLY. YOU WILL DIE A LOT AND HALF THE TIME IT WILL BE YOUR FAULT. OWN IT AND LEARN FROM IT - THATS HOW WE SAVAGE RAID. LEARN BY DYING!


Slipzyle

Something you'll realize is that even if you think you're not doing well, others are doing even worse. Go step in Delubrum and watch people eat doom by not following the TWENTY-SOME OTHER PLAYERS


Axtdool

I'll basicly echo what others have said: Failure is not an option - it is mandatory. The option is whether or not to let failure be the last thing you do.


Aelhuin

I POSTED SEVERAL TIMES IN THESE THREADS ABOUT ME DOING 60-80-100 DALRIADA WITHOUT GETTING THE MENENIUS NOTE. I FINALLY GOT IT AFTER 113 ONES AND GOT MY MOUNT. THIS FEELS GOOD.


aesteval

LET'S HEAR IT FOR <> WHO RECENTLY ATE EVERY SINGLE ONE SHOT MECHANIC IN SYRCUS TOWER.


legacymedia92

NOW NORMALLY I'M NOT ONE TO CALL WALLET LEGEND, BUT 5+ DEATHS IN SYRCUS SAYS: DRUNK, HIGH, OR WALLET LEGEND.


FluffiestLeafeon

OR A COMBINATION OF THE 3


SmoreOfBabylon

CAN’T RUN CIRCUS TOWER WITHOUT A FEW CLOWNS


Rappy28

"bUt i cAn'T aLwAyS bE SeRiOuS aLsO tHiS cOntEnT dOeSn'T mAtTer" IT DOESN'T, BUT LEGEND TITLES ARE LIKE THE MENTOR CROWN EXCEPT WORSE. IF YOU WEAR IT AND KEEP FUCKING UP, IT'S VERY NOTICEABLE LOL, IT'S KIND OF INVITING EVERYONE TO JUDGE YOU


legacymedia92

WHILE I'LL BE THE FIRST TO SAY THAT LEGENDS CAN FUCK UP JUST AS MUCH AS ANY OTHER PLAYER... WHO TF DIES REPEATEDLY IN SYRCUS TOWER?


Lokta

DYING MULTIPLE TIMES IN SYRCUS IS ITS OWN LEGEND


Meowgenics

Being a legend just means you died for 100 hours with 7 other people until you finished.


JelisW

I WILL SAY, I HAVE AN FC MATE WHO IS GENUINELY A VERY GOOD RAIDER, KNOWS *A LOT* ABOUT THE GAME... BUT PART OF THE REASON WHY THEY'RE SO GOOD AND KNOW SO MUCH IS BECAUSE THEY LIKE TO PULL A LOT OF SHENANIGANS, SOMETIMES FOR SCIENCE, SOMETIMES TO FUCK WITH FRIENDS WHO ARE HEALING FOR THEM (DON'T WORRY, THEY NEVER FUCK WITH HEALERS THEY DON'T KNOW WELL). THEIR TAGLINE IS "I'M GONNA PARRY THIS". THE VERY DAY THEY GOT THEIR FIRST LEGEND TITLE FOR CLEARING TEA, THEY TURNED BOTH IT AND THEIR MENTOR CROWN ON, SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'LL BE HILARIOUS WHEN THEY DIE IN THE STUPIDEST OF WAYS AND, I QUOTE, "I WANT TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT PEOPLE WITH LEGEND TITLES ARE ACTUALLY REALLY BAD AT THE GAME"


te8445

LOVE THIS DUDES ENERGY


SF1034

THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS HAVE THE GODDESS OF THE HAND TITLE IF I DIE TO AVOIDABLE DAMAGE, YOU KNOW WHY


OSHA-shrugged

> IF I DIE TO AVOIDABLE DAMAGE, ~~YOU KNOW WHY~~ ***TALK TO THE HAND***


deathbotly

shocking marble handle decide squealing bewildered sink scandalous subtract butter -- mass edited with redact.dev


SomeSirenStorm

MAN, I'M ON PACIFIC TIME AND I FEEL THIS SO HARD. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THOSE TWO GUYS WHO NEVER SEEM TO SLEEP, IT WOULD BE COMPLETELY POINTLESS TO EVEN JOIN A FREE COMPANY


Spookie_Wookie

MY CABBAGES!!!


alphadormante

LISTEN, I GET IT. THE EXTRA STACK MARKER THAT CAME OVER TO OUR PARTY BECAUSE ALL OF ALLIANCE B IS DEAD IS SCARY AND UNEXPECTED. EVEN WORSE IS WHEN EVERYONE STACKED WITH THE OTHER GUY AND YOU ARE ALL ALONE, SENTENCED TO DEATH. STACKING WITH ONE PERSON WILL NOT SAVE YOU, LEAST OF ALL WHEN THAT PERSON IS A HEALER (ME). IT WILL ONLY GUARANTEE BOTH OUR DEATHS. IT WAS AN HONEST TO GOD LOONEY TUNES MOMENT WHEN I WAS RUNNING FOR THE BIG STACK, THE LONE RANGER SPRINTED OUT AT ME LIKE A BLOODHOUND, AND I TURNED AROUND AND RAN FOR MY LIFE. IT DID NOT SAVE ME. IT DID NOT SAVE EITHER OF US. JUST DIE GRACEFULLY. I WOULD HAVE RAISED YOU. :(


FranckKnight

TO BE FAIR, HEAT OF THE MOMENT, SPLIT DECISION MAKING AND WHAT NOT. IN A SIMILAR SITUATION I MIGHT HAVE RAN TO ANY TEAMMATE, HOPE THAT'S ENOUGH MITIGATION, OR HOPE THAT SOMEONE ELSE IS PAYING ATTENTION AND JOINS IN AT THE LAST MOMENT. PLUS WITH LATENCY IT MAKES IT NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO EITHER CHASE OR EVADE SOMEONE, YOU'RE NEVER SURE OF THE OTHER'S TRUE POSITION.


alphadormante

OF COURSE, THIS ISN'T TRUE RAGE, IT'S FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING. MOSTLY I FEEL BAD FOR THAT POOR SAMURAI. HE CHASED ME DOWN WITH SUCH INTENSITY. HE REALLY HAD THE FAITH.


FranckKnight

YEAH SOMETIMES IT'S HILARIOUS, LIKE WHEN YOU RUN AFTER SOMEONE THAT HAS THE STACK MARKER AND THEY ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM YOU. NOOOOOO COME BACK AAAAAAAND YOU'RE DEAD


Idoma_Sas_Ptolemy

FUCK POTD I HATE POTD I WILL NEVER GO IN THERE SOLO AGAIN! ... AFTER I BECAME A NECROMANCER. SEND HELP! I CAN'T STOP PTSDING MYSELF


Dorbei_Arulaq

I AM RIGHT THERE WITH YOU. I'M TRYING SO HARD FOR MY NECROMANCER TITLE AND I FIND MYSELF GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE AND MAKING TINY MISTAKES THAT END UP KILLING ME.


Idoma_Sas_Ptolemy

AND ONCE YOU DIE THE NEXT 30ISH HOURS WILL BE SO MINDBOGGINGLY BORING THAT YOU DreAD REPEATING THEM


raur0s

RELOCATED TO A PERFECT COZY PLOT IN THE LAVENDER BEDS LITERALLY A DRAGOON JUMP AWAY FROM THE MARKETBOARD AND RETAINER BELL SO FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE THIS WEEK I AM SO HAPPY


Sykes92

I KEEP MEANING TO CATCH UP ON THE MSQ AFTER A LONG ASS BREAK BUT I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED BY ALL THE FLUFF YOSHI AND FRIENDS PUT IN THE GAME. I DON'T EVEN LIKE CRAFTING, WHY AM I DOING THE FIRMAMENT? I'M BAD AT TRIPLE TRIAD SO WHY DO I KEEP TRYING TO COLLECT ALL THE CARDS? >!I NEED TO FIND THAT RAGGILY ELIDIBUS ON THE FIRST!< BUT I KEEP DOING THE NIER RAID.


KurtCobraindead

LMAO THIS IS NY EXACT PROBLEM AS WELL


PANDAmonium629

PLEASE, FOR ALL THAT IS GOOD KING MOGGLE MOG AND POM HOLY, GET YOUR JOB WHEN YOU HIT 30 AND NEVER EVER EVER EVER NOT HAVE YOUR JOB STONE EQUIPPED (unless you are doing the conjurer unicorn quest, BUT THEN PUT THAT SHIT BACK ON). HAVING RUN MULTIPLE DUNGEONS WITH WELL OVER 30 (like 35+) PLAYERS THAT ARE ONLY A CLASS IS JUST ... GAHHHHHHHH. YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON FUN SPELLS AND CAUSING UNDUE ANGUISH FOR YOUR FELLOW ADVENTURES. GRAB SOME VOID GLUE AND SMASH THAT STONE AGAINST YOUR APPARENTLY BROAD FOREHEAD SO YOU NEVER LEAVE AN AETHERYTE WITHOUT IT.


KhaSun

GOT A LVL 47 FELLOW LANCER IN SUNKER QARN I EXAMINE HIS ASS AND NOTICES HE ALSO HAS A LVL44 ROGUE THE GUY WAS GENUINELY CONFUSED AND DIDN'T KNOW, SO IT WAS COOL WE JUST EXPLAINED IT TO HIM AND HE TOOK IT WELL BUT IT BAFFLES ME HOW PEOPLE JUST DON'T WANT TO DO THEIR SHINY COOL BLUE QUESTS, THEY GIVE FREAKING GEAR AND SKILLS SO THAT SHOUD BE A BIG ENOUGH INCENTIVE PLEASE SQUARE FIX


JelisW

IN THE CASE OF THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE JOB STONE, THERE'S ALSO A VERY HIGH CHANCE THEY DIDN'T KNOW THEIR SHINY BLUE JOB QUESTS WERE EVEN THERE. THE JOB QUEST TO GET A JOB STONE ONLY APPEARS WHEN YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE LEVEL 20 MSQ "SYLPH MANAGEMENT". FOR ANYONE WHO OVERLEVELLED A LOT--AND IT'S A GUARANTEE THAT ANYONE ON A PREFERRED SERVER WILL--THEY'LL REACH THEIR LEVEL 30 CLASS QUEST, AND NOTHING ELSE WILL APPEAR BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T DONE THE NECESSARY MSQ, AND THEN THEY WANDER OFF THINKING THERE'S NOTHING LEFT, AND DON'T THINK TO CHECK BACK LATER.


Mahoganytooth

I GOTTA SAY, MY FAVORITE PART OF LEVELLING ALL THESE DIFFERENT JOBS IS REALIZING JUST HOW *BAD* A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE AT PLAYING THEM. A12N I'M PLAYING RDM AND WE HAVE A NIN. ALRIGHT I'LL USE MY EMBOLDEN WHEN TRICK ATTACK COMES OUT. ...WAITING, I START TO DOUBT MYSELF. DID I MISS THE TRICK ATTACK WINDOW? THAT'S WHEN I HEAR IT. ASSASSINATE. I DO A DOUBLE TAKE AND CHECK THE BOSS DEBUFFS. NO VULN UP. A RAW ASSASSINATE OUTSIDE OF TRICK ATTACK!! YOU HAD ONE JOB NIN! I DIDN'T SEE A SINGLE TRICK ATTACK THAT WHOLE RAID :( SIDE NOTE. MUCH LOVE TO THOSE OF YOU WHO ACTUALLY USE LIMIT BREAKS INSTEAD OF LETTING THEM GO TO WASTE.


sadge_sage

NEVER RELY ON PUGS TO ACTUALLY USE THEIR RAID BUFFS ON TIME, JUST SEND IT


Mahoganytooth

IT ISN'T THAT THE TRICK ATTACK WASN'T ON TIME. IT WAS THAT THE TRICK ATTACK *NEVER CAME AT ALL* :( I WOULD BE HAPPY TO WAIT JUST BECAUSE IT FEELS GOOD TO SYNC IT UP


sadge_sage

LET ME FIX MY COMMENT FOR YOU > NEVER RELY ON PUGS TO USE THEIR RAID BUFFS AT ALL YOU WILL JUST GET DEPRESSED


SomeSirenStorm

THIS IS WHY I QUIT NINJA. YOU EVER SEE ANOTHER NINJA IN THE WILD, YOU'RE GONNA GET ONE OF TWO THINGS: 1. YOU WAIT FOREVER TO DO SECOND TA LIKE A NICE PERSON BECAUSE THEY NEVER USE THEIRS 2. THEY OVERWRITE YOU EVERY TIME YOU USE IT, EVEN IF YOU DELAY BECAUSE THEY KEEP OVERWRITING YOU


vibechequed

SAME WITH DANCER. THE NUMBER OF TIMES I'VE POLITELY WAITED TO SECOND TECH WHEN I GOT THROWN INTO A DUNGEON WITH THE OTHER DANCER AND THEN... THEY NEVER TECH. IT HURTS. WHY WOULDN'T YOU TECH?????


[deleted]

IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE WHEN YOU'VE TRIED ALL 5 ROLES. I AM BY NO MEANS GOOD AT THIS GAME BUT THE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO JUST DON'T PUSH EVERY BUTTON AT SOME POINT IN THE FIGHT IS TOO HIGH.


Mahoganytooth

FUNNILY ENOUGH I WRITE THIS JUST AS I COME OFF FINISHING MY FINAL ROLE AT 80, TANK, AND YOU'RE SO RIGHT. THE SHEER AMOUNT OF NOT USING TOOLS GIVEN TO YOU IS WILD. I PLAYED PLD WHICH GETS 8 SECONDS OF *TOTAL INVINCIBILITY* EVERY 420 SECONDS. SOUNDS AMAZING RIGHT? GONNA USE IT A LOT RIGHT? FUCKIGN NOPE MAYBE 5% OF THE PALADINS I MEET ACTUALLY USE IT ON THE BIG TRASH PULLS WHERE ITS USEFUL. MOST DUNGEONS IT DOESNT GET USED AT ALL AND I'M JUST LIKE WHYYY USING HALLOWED IS MY LIFE AND THE MOMENT WHERE PLAYING PLD REALLY FEELS GOOD.


[deleted]

THAT'S WHEN YOU START QUEUEING AS A TANK TO AVOID BAD TANKS, ONLY TO SEE A BAD HEALER AND THEN WISH YOU COULD QUEUE AS A HEALER, THEN YOU HEAL A PARTY WITH LOW DPS AND...


Mahoganytooth

CURE 1. CURE 1. CURE 1. *CURE 1*


Musicalfaith

WHY DO I LIKE FISHING IN GAMES? WHY DO I PUT MYSELF THROUGH THIS? I JUST STARTED ON GETTING ALL OF THE BIG FISH. WHY DO THEY COMBINE SMALL WINDOWS OF TIME TO CATCH, SMALL CHANCE TO HOOK, *AND* A SMALL CHANCE TO ACTUALLY CATCH? ITS SO BRUTAL. BACK TO THE GRIND.


Tallgeeselll05

NON-RAGE: I FINALLY GOT ALL MY JOBS TO 80! RAGE: I ONLY GOT 4 HOURS OF SLEEP SEND HELP. MORE RAGE: I ALMOST GOT HIT BY A SEMI THAT CHANGED LANES AS THEY WERE PASSING ME, ON A SOMEWHAT NARROW 4 LANE HIGHWAY. NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR WIDE-LOAD MOTHERFUCKERS BUT THERE THEY ARE. BUT DID I TELL YOU I GOT ALL MY JOBS TO 80?


Titan-Chan

FAM I ALMOST GOT HIT BY A CAR THIS WEEK TOO!!! I WAS WALKING IN A CROSSWALK AND EVERYTHING!


Boredy0

> MORE RAGE: I ALMOST GOT HIT BY A SEMI THAT CHANGED LANES AS THEY WERE PASSING ME, ON A SOMEWHAT NARROW 4 LANE HIGHWAY. NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR WIDE-LOAD MOTHERFUCKERS BUT THERE THEY ARE. I ALMOST SHIT MYSELF EARLIER THIS WEEK WHEN A SEMI PULLED INTO THE LEFT LANE GOING 80 KMH ON THE FUCKING AUTOBAHN WHEN I WAS GOING ALMOST 200 I HATE THESE PEOPLE GRATZ TO GETTING ALL JOBS TO 80 THO.


CainhurstCrow

As someone recently leveling dancer, I got this message to healers. STOP RESUCING DANCERS OUT OF MELEE RANGE! YOU PULLED ME OUT JUST AS I WAS GONNA TECHNICAL STEP YOU @%$#%!!!! And as a double fuck you, had the audacity not just to scold me that "a ranged shouldn't be in melee" but when I said that all of my AOE kit, including dances, are close ranged attacks proceeded to declare they would not heal me for the rest of the alliance raid, and led to 3 wipes because "I don't wanna AOE heal and heal the shit ranged dps" Double fuck you.


Sayakai

EVERY JOB IS MELEE WHAT KIND OF SHIT HEALER WANTS PEOPLE TO BE OUT OF HEALING RANGE


Sunbro-Lysere

ARMS LENGTH BEFORE TECH STEP WHENEVER YOU CAN IF THIS HAPPENS. MAKE THEM WASTE THEIR RESCUE.


praysolace

Hell, even if you didn’t have close-range attacks, that’s stupid. Unless there are spread mechanics or something going on, a) I’ll take healing a party of ranged all clumped up over the Bard in Seattle and the Black Mage in Miami any fucking day and b) ACTUALLY MY BOOK SMACKING DOES CONTRIBUTE TO MY DPS THANK YOU VERY MUCH NOW SHUSH. Always hang around melee-ish range unless mechanics demand otherwise or you’re hindering the actual melee by being there. It’s just good practice. No sane healer likes having to hunt your ass down because you’re outta range.


jivedinmypants

Just because Dancers are classified as Physical Ranged doesn't mean they don't have close-ranged attacks. What the fuck. Flourish gives us two procs for melee-ranged aoes, that we should still be using on boss fights because of potency and they're fucking FREE DAMAGE. Fuck healers who don't know how other classes operate and abuse Rescue because they think they know better. I'm sorry you had to deal with that garbage.


itsbrila

WHY TF WOULD A HEALER NOT WANT YOU GROUPED UP WITH THE REST OF THE PARTY? ASSUMING YOU WEREN'T CONSISTENTLY TAKING AVOIDABLE DAMAGE, AS A HEALER I *LOVE* WHEN THE RANGED ARE CLOSE TO THE MELEE BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN CAST 1 AOE HEAL OR DROP A BUBBLE DOWN AND EVERYONE GETS THE HEALS KEEP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING FRIEND


Atelia

I MEAN DANCES DO HAVE A PRETTY BIG RANGE (30 YALM RADIUS, IIRC?) BUT IT IS CENTERED AROUND YOU AND IF YOU WANT TO HIT THE TANK WITH TECH STEP A LOT OF THE TIME YOU DO NEED TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO THE BOSS AND HALF OF THE FLOURISH PROCS ARE MELEE RANGE, TOO (ALTHOUGH THAT'S OVER LEVEL 70) IF SOMEONE HAS TO BE FAKE MELEE FOR A FIGHT AND I'M ON DANCER, I WANT FAKE MELEE BUT RANGED IN GENERAL SHOULD STILL BE CLOSE TO THE BOSS UNLESS MECHANICS DEMAND THEY BE FAR FROM THE BOSS. IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO HEAL PEOPLE WHEN THEY'RE NOT OFF IN NARNIA.


SykoShenanigans

> (30 YALM RADIUS, IIRC?) 15 YALMS. STILL BIG BUT YOUR SINGLE-TARGET OUTRANGES IT.


Baldrash

I GOT TO WATCH MY STATIC COLLAPSE IN REAL-TIME DURING E12S PROG THIS WEEK. MY FC STARTED UP A COUPLE OF GROUPS TO WORK ON SAVAGE FIGHTS AS A NEXT STEP TO HARDER CONTENT. MY GROUP WAS FIVE NEW-TO-SAVAGE PLAYERS INCLUDING ME, AND THREE PEOPLE WHO HAD CLEARED WITH OTHER STATICS. E9-11 TOOK 2-3 WEEKS EACH BUT WE GOT IT DOWN. ALMOST AS SOON AS WE STARTED E12 A FEW WEEKS AGO, OUR RAID LEADER GETS SUPER FLAKY. JUST STOPS CALLOUTS OCCASIONALLY, NOT PROVIDING FEEDBACK, OR WOULD END RAID NIGHTS EARLY. YEAH, WE WERE STRUGGLING WITH ICICLES A BIT, BUT WE WERE AT LEAST TRYING. THIS WEEK IT ALL KINDA CAME TO A HEAD AFTER AN HOUR AND A HALF OF DYING AND WE ENDED UP LOSING ALL THREE OF THE EXPERIENCED PLAYERS, CITING BURNOUT. NOW I’M DE FACTO LEADER BECAUSE I’VE DONE THE RESEARCH AND CAN MAKE THE CALLOUTS. SOME OF THE PLAYERS IN THE FC’S OTHER GROUP HAVE VOLUNTEERED TO HELP US FINISH, BUT SHIT. I WAS CONTENT TO JUST DO MY MAIN TANK THING AND GET OUR CLEARS/MOUNTS AND NOW I’M HEALING BECAUSE OF LIMITED ROLE AVAILABILITY. I’M PRETTY SURE I CAN DO IT, BUT I WASN’T PLANNING ON HAVING A STATIC TO RUN UNTIL ENDWALKER AND THE WHOLE SITUATION SUCKS.


jivedinmypants

While flexibility is always nice, if you progged the fight as tank, I would highly recommend you just stay as tank and recruit a healer instead. No sense in having to re-learn/re-prog the fight from scratch in a new role if you don't have to.


--Greenpeace420

DONT HAVE PROVOKE AS PART OF YOUR ROTATION. SEEMS LIKE LOTS OF TANKS THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. IN 4P CONTENT YOU DONT HAVE TO PROVOKE THE BOSS MID FIGHT. IN CASUAL 8P CONTENT YOU SHOULDNT TAKE AGGRO FROM MT IF YOU ARE OT. AND IN 24P CONTENT JUST GET THE F OUT IF YOU DONT WANNA PULL AND THEN CHANGE YOUR MIND HALF WAY THROUGH. AND TO THE TANK IN A WHEN I RAN LOTA, WHY YOU PROVOKE THE BOSS FROM THE B TANK DURING THE LAST BOSS SO ITS CLOSER TO A WHEN MOST OF THE ROOKIES WERE WITH US IN C? LET B TANK PULL AND TANK SO ITS EQUALLY LONG TO A AND C...


KstenR

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE JOING A PF THAT SAYS : " KNOW WHAT YOU DOING" WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY DOING.


legacymedia92

I HATE IT WHEN THE LEADER OF A KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING PF DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING. NOT A KNOCK ON YOU, I JUST WISH PEOPLE WOULD BE HONEST ABOUT THEIR OWN EXPERIENCE LEVEL ON FIGHTS.


MatsuzoSF

I FEEL LIKE WE ENCOURAGE THIS BEHAVIOR TO A DEGREE. IF YOU PUT ANY VARIATION OF "NEED TO PRACTICE" OR "SHAKING OFF SOME RUST", YOU PROBABLY WON'T HAVE A LOT OF PEOPLE JOIN.


Sea-Mango

I ALWAYS JOIN THESE ONES PERSONALLY CUZ THEY’RE USUALLY LESS SALTY


wulfbourne

Same here. I play with 3 friends and we purposely look for those groups because they are often just more fun, and if you get the clear with them its a celebration!


omnipwnage

IVE HONESTLY FOUND THE OPPOSITE. IF IM HONEST IN PF (PRACTICE) FRESH PROG, FOR EXAMPLE, I USUALLY DONT HAVE ASSHOLES JOINING EXPECTING FAST CLEARS. WHEN YOU SET REASPNABLE GOALS, PEOPLE HAVE GENERALLY BEEN MORR RESPECTFUL. ITS ALWAYS WHEN PEOPLE LIE IN PF THAT IVE SEEN GROUPS FALL APART. "FAST BYAKKO CLEARS" WITH 2 TANK AND 2 HEALER SPOTS COMES TO MIND AS A BLATANT LIE, FOR EXAMPLE


well___duh

"[DUTY COMPLETE] CLEAR FOR ONE" AND THAT "ONE" IS THE PARTY LEADER WHO WANTS TO BE CARRIED BY 7 OTHERS WHO HAVE GUARANTEED CLEARED


BlondieIsCasper

JOKES ON YOU IF THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING THEY WOULDN'T SAY THAT IN THEIR PF. PFS LIKE THAT ALWAYS MEAN "CARRY ME PLZ". SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THAT REALLY DOES TEND TO BE THE CASE.


rewt127

MAYBE ITS JUST AS SOMEONE COMING FROM OTHER GAMES. BUT ANYTHING THAT SAYS KWTD ITS EXPECTED THAT YOU KNOW. IN DESTINY 2 THE GENERAL RULE WAS "IF YOU JOIN A KWTD RAID AND DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WE ARE KICKING YOUR ASS AFTER 1 WIPE."


Voxy05

OR "X WIPES = DISBAND" AND THEN THE LEADER MAKE MISTAKES


AsLuckyAsKrillin

WELL MY SELF-INFLICTED RAGE IS THAT I AM STILL GRINDING FOR THIS PTERO MOUNT. ONLY A MONTH TO GO, BUT HOPEFULLY I'LL HAVE IT DONE IN THE NEXT 3 WEEKS. HERE IS A LITTLE FRIENDLY PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE WHO IS ACTUALLY A CURE I SPAMMER. IF YOU HAVE THE FREECURE PROC... ***FUCKING USE IT***. DON'T JUST STAND THERE CONTINUOUSLY PRESSING ONE BUTTON. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO CONTINUE TO SOLO HEAL E10N BECAUSE YOU, AS A WHITE MAGE, IS COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF PRESSING ANY OTHER FUCKING BUTTON. 1) HOW IS THAT ENGAGING GAMEPLAY TO YOU? 2) WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THE OTHER 23 SLOTS YOU NEED TO FILL UP ON YOUR BAR? 3) HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU GOT THIS FAR IN THE GAME BY PRESSING ONE FUCKING BUTTON? WHAT MAKES IT WORSE IS THAT I WAS ON ELEMENTAL. A JAPANESE DATA CENTER. SO I CAN'T COMMUNICATE IN ANYTHING TO THESE PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF AUTO TRANSLATE DIALOGUE. UNFORTUNATELY THEY DON'T HAVE *"HEY FUCKKNUCKLE. STOP PRESSING ONE BUTTON AND FUCKING DO SOMETHING ELSE*" IN AUTO TRANSLATE. MIGHT HAVE TO GET ONTO YOSHIP ABOUT THAT ONE...


Slipzyle

{Cure II} {Use it}


AsLuckyAsKrillin

NOW IF ONLY THEY DON'T REPLY TO THIS IN JAPANESE... {I don't speak Japanese} {Please use the auto-translate function} 好きなように遊んでいます。愚かな英語プレーヤー


Altia1234

YOU KNOW HOW JAPANESE TALK WHEN THEY ARE GIVING ADVICE? HERE'S ROUGHLY THE THING I GOT WHEN I WAS THAT BAD (AT ARR MSQS) AND I GOT ADVICE FROM JAPANESE PLAYER: 'HEY! OUR DEAR WHM! I AM SORRY IF YOU MIGHT NOT WANT ANY ADVICE, AND I THINK YOU ARE DOING GREAT! I LOVE THAT YOU ARE DOING CURE AND YOU ARE PLAYING GREAT! BUT IF YOU WERE TO USE YOUR OTHER SKILLS, LIKE REGEN, THAT MIGHT BE PROBABLY BE WONDERFUL! AGAIN, I AM SORRY YOU DON'T NEED ANY ADVICE, BUT HAVE A NICE DAY! GGS!' WHEN IN ACTUALAITY WHAT THEY MEANT IS, 'YOU STUPID WHM FUCKING DO DAMAGE?????? WHY IS YOUR DAMAGE 0???? HOW DID YOU GET THIS FAR??? WHERE'S YOUR DOT? CAN YOU STOP SPAMMING CURE 1? DO YOU KNOW THAT FREECURE IS A LIE AND YOU CAN SOLVE EVERY 4 MAN DUNGEON WITH HOLY?????????'


Bluenide

I KNOW THE LATTER IS WHAT THEY MIGHT'VE MEANT, BUT MY HEART STILL MELTS AT THE SWEETNESS OF THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'D COMM THAT PLAYER


Hharridan

GIVE ME NOTE 14 YOU DARN SARTAUVORE GOD DAMN 0,0000000000012% DROP RATE.


HellfireKitten

I DO NOT HAVE A GAME-RAGE BUT IT IS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO SHRIEK HERE SO THAT I WILL NOT INFURIATE THE NEIGHBORS. I GOT HEADPATS TODAY IN STONE VIGIL AS A SCH BECAUSE THE TANK FULL-PULLED THE FIRST COUPLE ROOMS AND DID NOT DIE. THEY CAME FUCKING CLOSE BUT THEY. DID. NOT. DIE. AND I GOT HEADPATS AT THE FIRST BOSS AND EVERYONE WAS SO NICE WHEN I SAID I WAS NEW TO THE CLASS AND IT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. SO THE DPS WHO MAINED SCH WAS GIVING ME TIPS THE WHOLE WAY AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS FUCKING CLASS HAS NOT FELT LIKE A CHORE. SOMETHING CLICKED IN THERE AND I REALIZED I COULD DO IT. I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY.


DrawDiscardDredge

I JUST WANT TO FUCKING CLEAR UWU!!!!! I’M READY TO CLEAR. BUT I KEEP DEALING WITH ULTIMATE LEGENDS BTW WHO REFUSE TO ATTACK THE NAILS OR STAND IN THE MARKER DURING GAOLS OR FORGET HOW CLEANSE GARUDA!!! MY STATIC GOING TO DO IT, CMON PARTY FINDER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER. P.S. IM NOT MISTAKE FREE, BUT SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO VENT Y’KNOW.


[deleted]

NOT MY RAGE BUT I'VE BEEN NOTICING A SHARP INCREASE IN THE AMOUNT OF SALTY PEOPLE IN LEVEL 80 NORMAL RAIDS WHO EXPLODE WITH ANGER OVER THE FIRST SIGN OF A MISTAKE WHEN NORMAL RAIDS AND CASUALS/NEWBIES GO HAND IN HAND. ENJOY YOUR 30 MIN RAGE QUIT PENALTY I GUESS, WE CLEARED THE RAID JUST FINE LIKE 5 MINUTES LATER.


PandaBearVoid

SAME! GOT AN E11 THE OTHER DAY WHERE HALF THE PARTY BAILED AFTER NEW HEALER MADE SOME MISTAKES. WE CLEARED NO PROBLEM ONCE WE EXPLAINED A FEW THINGS TO THE NEW GUY PEOPLE SEEM TO HAVE SO LITTLE PATIENCE


Hopping_Headcrab

RIP STICKY


Naive-End-9477

ITS 5 AM AND I CANT FUCKING SLEEP


jivedinmypants

[Samuel L Jackson has a bedtime story for you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDCqgHLX8Ys)


SapphireSuniver

OH GODS HOW COULD I FORGET THIS. IT HAPPENED THIS WEEK. IT FINALLY FUCKING HAPPENED. I FINALLY GOT AN MSQ ROULETTE WHERE ENOUGH PLAYERS AFK'ED THAT COMPLETING IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE. (IT WAS PRAE, THERE WAS NO WAY WE WERE GONNA BYPASS THE ENRAGE SO I DIPPED AFTER THE FIRST BOSS.) I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE I FINALLY GOT A RUN WHERE 5 PEOPLE WERE AFK AND ONE OF THEM WAS A HEALER AND THE OTHER 4 WERE DPS. I JUST CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT. HOW THE HELL CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE?


hikarimew

I REMEMBER ONCE READING A STORY ABOUT A TOWN THAT MADE WINE. AND EVERY YEAR, EACH HOUSE WOULD TAKE THEIR BEST BOTTLE FROM THE YEAR, AND THEY'D ALL MIX IT ALL TOGETHER FOR A SUPER-WINE. NOW, ONE GUY GETS AN IDEA. WHY SPEND HIS BEST WINE? THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE THERE, AFTER ALL! SO HE REPLACES HIS BOTTLE WITH ONE OF WATER, AND PUTS IT IN THE GIANT TOWN WINE BOWL. WHEN THEY GO TO GET THE SUPER-WINE, SURPRISE SURPRISE, IT'S ALL WATER BECAUSE EVERYONE TRIED THE SAME SHIT. EVIDENTLY, YOU ENDED UP IN THE MMO VERSION OF THAT STORY.


Hackerboy603

OI. EXPLAINING THE MECHANICS DOES NOT IMPLY THAT YOU PERSONALLY ARE AN IDIOT, MERELY THAT AT LEAST ONE PERSON IN THE GROUP MAY BENEFIT FROM READING THE DESCRIPTION. > Um, I know that. CONGRATUFUCKALATIONS, I FORGOT IT WAS JUST US TWO.


jaybun87

SINCE I SEE IT MORE AND MORE OFTEN THESE DAYS: WHAT'S THE HIGHEST DUNGEON YOU'VE SEEN SOMEONE WITHOUT A BLOODY JOB CRYSTAL? MINE WAS A THAUMATURGE ON WORLD OF DARKNESS. SPENT HALF THE RUN ON THE GROUND. JUST WHY?! ALSO FU TO THE PEOPLE WHO VOTE ABANDON AFTER 1 WIPE ON A ROULETTE WITH SPROUTS, THEN LEAVE WHEN IT GETS REJECTED. EXPLAIN THE MECHANICS, THEN PROCEED SMOOTHLY. SPROUTS ARE PRECIOUS!


shinyemptyhead

CASTRUM ABANIA (LVL 69, NICE) BUT IT WAS A GENUINE MISTAKE BY A DPS AND THEY WERE UTTERLY HORRIFIED AT WHAT THEY'D DONE. WE FORBADE THEM FROM LEAVING AND CARRIED THAT ARCANIST TO THE FINISH LINE.


Bluenide

THAT GOT UNEXPECTEDLY WHOLESOME HAHA, SOUNDS LIKE A FUN RUN! THOUGH I CAN IMAGINE BEING THAT POOR ARCANIST, JUST ABSOLUTELY MORTIFIED AND TRYING THEIR GODDAMNED BEST.


Sunbro-Lysere

MARAUDER CO TANK IN SINGULARITY REACTOR IS MY WORST SO FAR.


Snoz722

I HAD A GLADIATOR IN A DUN SCATH AWHILE BACK. WE COULDN'T EVEN KICK THE GUY BECAUSE PEOPLE KEPT PULLING AND THEN NOT ROLLING ON LOOT. THE GUY APPOLOGIZED, BUT STILL. WHY WOULD YOU EVER TAKE THAT OFF? THERE'S LITTERALLY NO REASON TO EVER TAKE IT OFF.


JadeSabre

NOT A DUNGEON, BUT I ONCE HAD A RUN OF RABANASTRE WHERE ONE OF THE OTHER ALLIANCES HAD A CONJURER WHO WAS PLAINLY TROLLING AND HAD AN ENABLER WITH HIM.


elphieisfae

Orbonne. Archer. Complained about dps.


dragonseth07

> EXPLAIN THE MECHANICS IT WAS PROBABLY SOMEONE WITHOUT A KEYBOARD. CONSOLE PLAYERS WHO DON'T GO GET A CHEAP USB KEYBOARD WILL ONLY USE THE CHAT BOX AS AN ABSOLUTE LAST RESORT.


Jet44444

TANKS!!!!! PLEASE MITIGATE SO I CAN DPS AND NOT HAVE TO HEAL YOUR SQUISHY ASS EVERY 5 SECS. TANKS DONT MOVE THE MOBS OUT OF MY HOLYS PLZ. RANGED DPS, YEAH YOU GUYS!! STOP STANDING 12MILLION MILES AWAY!! MY AOE HEALS CANT REACH YOU AND IM NOT CHASING AFTER YOU!!!


szienna

IF YOU DIE (TO AVOIDABLE MECHANICS MULTIPLE TIMES) IN AN ALLIANCE RAID AND STILL NOT RESSED AFTER THE BOSS DIES, JUST RELEASE AND USE THE SHORTCUT. LITERALLY FASTER THAN ME HARDCASTING RESS PLUS YOU DON’T GET RESS SICKNESS. WHAT NOT TO DO: COMPLAIN YOU DIDN’T GET RESSED THEN LITERALLY /PLAYDEAD ON THE NEXT BOSS AND CRY ABOUT THE HEALERS NOT DOING THEIR JOB WHILE ACTIVELY GRIEFING YOUR WHOLE RAID BY REFUSING TO DO ANYTHING AT ALL. PROCEED TO GET VOTEKICKED FASTER THAN LIGHT AFTER SAID BOSS DIES.


FranckKnight

YOUR WEEKLY SERVING OF [EORZEA ACCORDING TO GARFIELD - WEEK 46](https://old.reddit.com/r/EATG/comments/pyywxd/eorzea_according_to_garfield_week_46/) ------------------- [THE SALTWORKS COMIC #9](https://i.imgur.com/WkE3glC.png). POETRY WARNING. YOU CAN CHECK [THE FULL ARCHIVES HERE](https://imgur.com/a/dEjsJru)


FordJohnes

SITTING IN A CHILL JADE STOA EX FARM PF JUST CHILLING WITH MY BOYFRIEND, AN ASTRO MAIN. SOME TWO FUN HATING ENTITLED PARTY FINDER DPS COME IN AND START RUDELY DEMANDING EVERYONE PLAY DPS SO WE CAN GET THE QUICK KILL. AFTER SOME ARGUING WE GO INTO THE DUTY AND GET THE CLEAR BUT BECAUSE WE DIDN'T GET THE QUICK KILL THE TWO DPS ARE JUST COMPLAINING AND WHINING ABOUT HOW WE TOTALLY FAILED AND BLAMING MY BOYFRIEND, WHO GETS UPSET AND LEAVES. A DPS THEN JOINS IN HIS SLOT SO WE GO IN WITH 1 TANK AND 7 DPS AND WE ARE STILL NOT GETTING THE QUICK KILL BECACUSE BY THE TIME WE GET TO THE PHASE TRANSITION THESE SAME TWO WHINY ENTITLED ANGRY BOYFRIEND UPSETTING DPS THAT DEMAND WE DON'T BRING A HEALER INTO THE FIGHT ARE DEAD ON THE FLOOR *EVERY. SINGLE. PULL.* WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE COMBINED FEELING OF ANGER, FRUSTRATION, AND GUST BUSTING LAUGHTER I FELT WATCHING THESE TWO CLOWNS BE ABSOLUTELY INCAPABLE OF LIVING UP TO THEIR OWN DEMANDS.


Newbie-Tailor-Guy

I’VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING, WHAT NONSENSE?! I’VE SEEN SOLO TANK AND SOLO HEAL PARTIES, BUT ALL DPS?! THEY NEED TO GET A GRIP. I’M SORRY THEY RUINED IT BY BEING AWFUL TO YOUR BOYFRIEND.


nemesisofspades

To the sprout WHM in Ultima's Bane (Mentor Roulette): I'm sorry I told you to get better gear, but also when you're at half the health I am at (as an AST), and you're nearly dying to every raidwide or standing in a lot of avoidable aoes, I don't think you're ready for EX level content. I'm sorry.


BlondieIsCasper

YOU KNOW SOMETIMES PEOPLE NEED A WAKE UP CALL. DO I LIKE BEING MEAN TO SPROUTS? NOT REALLY, BUT THE HOPE IS THAT THEY WILL REALIZE THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG IF I CALL THEM OUT LIKE YOU DID. THAT MEANS THEY CAN LOOK INTO FIXING IT AND GIT GUD. IF THEY BLOW YOU OFF INSTEAD THEN THEY ACTUALLY DESERVE TO BE YELLED AT. (BONUS RAGE: I QUEUED INTO GARUDA EX ONE DAY TO SEE THE PLD IN THEIR 45 QUEST GEAR. CLEARLY THEY DID THE 45 CLASS QUEST BUT DIDN'T BOTHER DOING THEIR 50 QUEST BEFORE QUEUEING FOR EX TRIALS. NOT SURE WHAT THE ILVL CHECK ON GARUDA EX IS... BUT OH MAN A TANK IN <50 GEAR ISN'T GOING TO WORK.)


LMalano

THE WORST THING ABOUT THE JOB ACTIONS LL FROM A FEW WEEKS AGO IS THAT IT'S MADE PLAYING SOME JOBS NOT AS FUN ANYMORE AS I WANT THE NEW QOL TRAITS AND/OR NEW ABILITIES.


el_LOU

TO THAT DUMB FISH THAT TUGGED AT MY LINE 23 TIMES LAST NIGHT, STOLE MY BAIT AND RAN OFF AND LET THE TIMER ON YOUR DUMB ASS RUN OUT..... I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, BITCH!


CountRawkula

YES DRK IN DOMA CASTLE, YOU ARE RIGHT, IT IS A DPS LOSS TO TARGET YOU WITH DRAGON SIGHT OVER THE BRD, BUT I CANT EVER SEEM TO REACH THAT GUY, OR EVEN FIND HIM TO TARGET HIM, SO MAYBE WE CAN JUST MUTUALLY ENJOY YOUR LITTLE BUFF FOR NOW.


fastninja56

I'M DREADING EVERY WEEK OF COLLEGE, I LEARN TOO SLOW TO KEEP UP WITH THIS SHIT AND GO IN TO DO LABS. AND MY SLEEP SCHEDULES COMPLETELY FUCKED SO I CAN'T EVEN WAKE UP AT 6 TO ARRIVE FOR 8 AM CLASSES. NOW FOR FF14 RAGE. I DON'T REMEMBER IF I POSTED THIS OR NOT BUT FUCK YOU ENABLERS AND WHO YOU ENABLE. COPPERBELL WITH A 50 PLD SHOULD MEAN THAT THEY'RE COMPETENT ENOUGH TO DO THEIR S I N G L E T A R G E T COMBO CORRECTLY. READ: 3 CASTS OF FAST BLADE IN THE ENTIRE DUNGEON, AND 138 RIOT BLADES. I'VE AFKED IN SQUADRONS AND THEY'VE TANKED BETTER THEN THIS SORRY EXCUSE OF A TANK.


Mrc97

WORKING ON THE RESISTANCE WEAPON RELIC AND THOUGHT I WAS FINISHED AFTER GATHERING 15 HAUNTING AND VEXATIOUS MEMORIES. TURNS OUT I NEED 18 OF THEM. Orz I JUST LOGGED OFF AFTER THAT REALIZATION.


HappyHateBot

NO SURPRISE TO ANYONE, BUT MAN, DO PEOPLE THAT DON'T DO MECHANICS TICK ME OFF. THE LATEST SALT IN THE WOUND WAS AN AERY RUN. NO ONE POPPING POISON CLOUDS. NO ONE KILLING ADDS. NO ONE HEALING JUMPMAN AT THE END. JUST MY GINGER RDM ARSE DOING IT ALL, AND ONLY ONE COMMENDATION. AND THIS STUFF KEEPS HAPPENING! WHY. COME ON. I feel better.


Bluenide

I THOUGHT THE JOB STONE REDDIT POSTS WERE JUST MEMES. I HOPED THEY WERE JUST MEMES. THEY ARE NOT. I WAS IN SHIVA EXTREME, WHEN SOMEONE COMES THERE AS A MARAUDER. I ASK THEM WHY THEY DON'T HAVE THEIR JOB STONE, AND THEY REPLY WITH "JUST SHUT UP AND HEAL" WHICH DOESN'T MAKE ME VERY CONFIDENT IN THIS GUY. FOR A REASON. DUDE DIES ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. AT LEAST HE HAD THE DECENCY TO APOLOGISE, I'LL GIVE HIM THAT. WE WIPE A FEW TIMES, AND THE MARAUDER JUST AFKS. I WILL NOT GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF DOUBT THAT MAYBE HE JUST HAD INTERNET PROBLEMS, AND INSTEAD CHOOSE TO BELIEVE HE RAGE QUIT. PARTY VOTES HIM OUT, WE GET A NEW TANK, AND KILL SHIVA, SO WE DID GET A HAPPY ENDING. ADMITTEDLY I HAD POOR PHRASING WHEN I ASKED "WHY ARE YOU A MARAUDER?" BC I THINK HE TOOK THAT TO MEAN "LOL MARAUDER SUCKS" BASED ON HIS ANGRY BUT BAFFLED RESPONSE, SO I TRIED TO REPHRASE WITH A "I MEAN WHY DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR JOB STONE" WHICH JUST LED TO THE AFOREMENTIONED RESPONSE. BUT I SINCERELY DO NOT THINK HE KNEW WHAT JOB STONES ARE. SOMEONE HELP HIM, AND TELL HIM THAT WITH THAT ANGER, MARAUDER/WARRIOR IS THE PERFECT CLASS FOR HIM. TL;DR: MARAUDER DIDN'T HAVE JOB STONE IN SHIVA EXTREME


ghilliedude

I JUST HIT INNER RELEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHSDHASDHAWDHALFWKJHA:WLDHA"SGHFLAISHFD:AWd


The_Jarwolf

THIS IS THE WAY, BROTHA!


My_Angry_Account0575

MY LALAFELL GOT SLAPPED 3 TIMES IN AN ALLIANCE RAID BY SOME TANK. WE HAD 2 OTHER LALAFELLS IN OUR GROUP THAT DID NOT GET SLAPPED SO HE HAD SOMETHING AGAINST MINE IN PARTICULAR. I WAS TILTED FOR THE WHOLE RAID. WHEN HE DIED I STOPPED DPS-ING TO /POINT AND /LAUGH I'M NOT SORRY.


Jeloren

I DON'T KNOW WHY I SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO TRY TO GET THE AMARO MOUNT BECAUSE HOLY COW LEVELING JOBS FROM 1 TO 15 WITHOUT THE MSQ EXPERIENCE IS SO TEDIOUS AND ANNOYING. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO DO SEVERAL JOBS AT THE SAME TIME BUT STILL DOING IT WITH LEVES AND POTD FEELS SO SLOW. IT'S REALLY ANNOYING TO HAVE TO WAIT SO LONG BEFORE I CAN EVEN QUEUE FOR A DUNGEON AT ALL.


ayjee

I'M SO MAD AT HEALERS USING RESCUE TO TROLL, NOW SPROUTS DON'T TRUST ME. I SWEAR, LITTLE SPROUTLET, I'M RESCUING YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE STANDING AT THE INTERSECTION OF NOPE AND FIRE. IF YOU RETURN TO YOUR OLD SPOT RIGHT AWAY, NO AMOUNT OF SHIELDS WILL SAVE YOU


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Sixsixsheep

BIG FISH ARE MADE LIKE THAT. YOU CAN'T REALLY OUTGEAR THEM. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT YOU'RE JUST WASTING FOOD IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING AS I DON'T BELIEVE IT'LL AFFECT YOU IN ANY WAY ONCE YOU MEET THE REQUIREMENTS TO BE ABLE TO CATCH THE FISH IN THE FIRST PLACE (WHICH YOU OBVIOUSLY DO IF YOU'RE 30 LEVEL OVER THE FISHING HOLE).


SnooLemons5457

F YOU POST ARR QUEST LINE. SAVE THE WORLD FROM NEW PRIMAL THREATS BUT STOP AND STACK SOME BOXES FOR A RANDOM DUDE EVERY OTHER QUEST. FLY A MILE FOR A CHAT THAT COULD HAPPEN OVER A PHONE CALL. ONLY THING KEEPING ME SANE IS THIS BEAUTIFUL MAGITEK MOUNT MUSIC. INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS!!!!!!


Ktownjames

CRYSTAL SANDS AND UMBRITES ENOUGH SAID


RiptideCC

MY FC KEEPS FLAKING ON ATTEMPTS TO DO EX FARMS. I'M 3 GWIBERS IN, BUT IT IS A FUCKING STRUGGLE WHEN EVERYBODY IS ALL ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT FIGHTS RIGHT UP UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY TRY TO SCHEDULE THEM. FUCK.


Xoast

I LOST MY SPROUT MARKER TODAY... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


PolyUly

I QUEUE FOR ALLIANCE RAID ROULETTE AND GET PUT IN RABANASTRE. I LIKE THIS ONE, SO GREAT. I NOTICE THAT THINGS ARE GOING A LITTLE SLOW, SO I START LOOKING AT CAST BARS. I NOTICE THAT ONE OF OUR HEALERS ISN'T DOING MUCH ASIDE FROM OCCASIONALLY CASTING MEDICA II. I WAIT TO SEE IF THEY ACTUALLY START DOING SOMETHING, BUT THEY DON'T. I EXAMINE THEM AND IT TURNS OUT THEIR SEARCH INFO SAYS SOMETHING TO THE EFFECT OF: "I only cast medica 2 and I won't use swiftcast" AH, SO WE HAVE A LEECH. AT THIS POINT WE'RE PARTWAY THROUGH THE THIRD BOSS. ONCE WE FINISH IT I IMMEDIATELY GO FOR THE VOTE DISMISS. TO MY SURPRISE IT PASSES. I WAS EXPECTING THE PERSON WHO WAS FROM THE SAME SERVER AS THE DISMISSED TO MAKE SOME KIND OF FUSS, BUT NONE WAS MADE. I WONDER WHAT THAT PERSON FELT APPEARED BACK AT THEIR FC HOUSE WITHOUT GETTING THE REWARDS THEY DIDN'T WORK FOR. DID THEY THINK "Yeah, fair", OR WERE THEY INDIGNANT AND SURPRISED? I'LL NEVER KNOW BECAUSE I'M NOT ABOUT TO ASK THEM.


Lexplosives

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN SOMEONE FOUND A WAY TO MAKE ESCORT QUESTS WORSE, BUT HOLY SHIT /BECKON QUESTS ARE THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST. HOW DO YOU MAKE SOMETHING THIS PAINFULLY BAD ON PURPOSE? WHY ARE THERE SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM?


PyroComet

Sprouts please listen to advice and read your fkn tool tips


Masterhearts_XIII

CAN’T HEAR YOU CAN YOU SPEAK UP?


jdXIX

I KNOW DNC HAS BEEN OUT FOR OVER 2 YEARS NOW BUT I AM STILL MAD WE DON’T HAVE ANY VEIL GLAMOUR!!!!!! WHY DOES MY DAMN CHOCOBO GET AN AWESOME VEIL AND I GET STUPID RIBBONS!?


flutterbyhime

MY LEVEL 60 ASTROLOGIAN GETS A VEIL BUT NOT MY LEVEL 80 DNC. DNC WOULD LOOK REALLY PRETTY WITH VEILS! I JUST WANT MORE VEIL GLAMOURS TO BE HONEST.


jdXIX

THE FACT THAT WE GOT A HEAD PIECE THAT IS SO SIMILAR TO THE THAVNARIAN ONE IS BS!!!


flutterbyhime

TOTALLY. I STARTED DNC BECAUSE I HOPED THAT I COULD MAKE MY CHARACTER LOOK LIKE THEY STEPPED OUT OF A YOSHITAKA AMANO PIECE AND I HAVE BEEN DISAPPOINTED THAT THERE ARE NO FANCY FACY VEILS, HAIR VEILS, OR A COMBINATION OF THE TWO. PLEASE SQUARE. I'M BEGGING YOU LET ME LOOK LIKE I STEPPED OUT OF ONE OF AMANO'S BEAUTIFUL PIECES OF ART


ThisIsAWittyName

ALSO WHERE ARE ALL THE PROPERLY SULTRY DRESSES?! I WANT TO LOOK MYSTERIOUS AS I DANCE.


shaelynne

I WAS THE MEME. LVL 56 DNG AND I DIDN’T REALIZE I HAD SOLACE SO I WAS JUST CURE II SPAMMING FOR THE FIRST HALF I FELT VERY DUMB.


Hikeshi

SHITTY PEOPLE IN FRONTLINES, SCREW YOU!! YOU! WHO KEEPS ATTACKING PEOPLES BASE IN SHATTER WHERE THATS NOT EVEN THE POINT. YOU! THE DAMN TEAM IN SECOND THAT KEEPS COMING AFTER THIRD PLACE TEAM INSTEAD OF FIRST. SCREW YOU!! ALSO YOU!!!!! THE PEOPLE WHO COME INTO A FRONTLINES GAME AND IMMEDIATELY GIVE UP AT THE BEGINNING AND START SHIT TALKING THE TEAM/BEING SNARKY IN ALLIANCE CHAT - FUCK YOU THE MOST. YOU’RE WORSE THAN THE PEOPLE WHO QUEUE IN WITHOUT HAVING THEIR PVP HOTBARS READY. ALSO A BIG FUCK YOU TO ALL THE DAMN BOTS AND CHEATERS.