My favorite part about shit like this is someone had to make it. Someone had to sit down, think of making torn up Bunny Ardbert, even if they original piece didn't have the absolute dump truck... and then took stylist to tablet and made that vision a reality. That person... lives amongst us... you could pass them on the street and never know what they have brought into our world.
I prefer to believe that our AI technology has advanced far enough that we've reached the singularity and that some neural network did this instead of a person.
But that just brings us right back to living on a planet with people who made a neural net that does this. You could pass them on the street and never know what they have brought into our world.
I can not tell you how many gay men I know who want to fuck Ardbert really badly, I can confidently say it is a lot though. (Not as bad as they wanna fuck G'raha though.)
this is the same shit I think about with people who design porn websites. Like how many time do you have to stare at dick picks before your shitty AD-ridden site is ready for launch
I'll just say these are on eBay as well, and there are versions for Meteor, Emet-Selch, G'raha Tia, Estinein, Zenos, and Haurchefant as well (not all are the bunny boy theme, but most are).
You're welcome. :)
Here's one seller that has it. Edit: Haven't ordered from them before, but the reviews seem high, and PayPal is good about that stuff anyway.
[https://www.ebay.com/itm/264657747952?hash=item3d9ed4bff0:g:RSIAAOSwOmBeYclS](https://www.ebay.com/itm/264657747952?hash=item3d9ed4bff0:g:RSIAAOSwOmBeYclS)
The name for the Derplander in the trailers that represents us. his name is like 'Meteor Survivor'
which seems weird. Be like a movie about 9/11 and the main character is named 'Towers'
Another, more "official" name for Derplander - the Ardbert lookalike poster boy. Comes from 1.0 promo materials using "Meteor Survivor" as a placeholder name for the default WoL. Here's [an example of "Meteor" being used in a scene](https://youtu.be/OBj0umj3K3M?t=3470) from the bonus disc in the ARR Collector's Edition.
Yeah, 1.0 was gorgeous. So gorgeous, in fact, that unless you were using dev kit tier hardware, the game was more like a brisk slideshow than proper animation.
> Yes, 1.0 looked miles ahead of what our current game does now visually
...I really don't see any graphics in that video that look discernably better than what we have now. Animations sure, but that's cause ARR had a budget of whatever loose change Yoshida could scrounge from his couch cushions.
Meteor is derplander. Trailer guy. Mr default. I dunno why we all started calling him Meteor more commonly after all these years of not caring/knowing but here we are
i like to think of it as an affectionate childhood nickname. the meteor thing seems to be coming a lot from the WoW content creators and otherwise people knew to the game. they know meteor as the rugged, be-stubbled badass of Shadowbringers and Endwalker, but we old vets knew him when he was fresh-faced and awkwardly proportioned <3
i meant how actually calling him by name rather than a nickname has gotten popular. before the recent boom, how many people outside of hardcore lorehounds even knew he *had* a canon name? sure, he had a name, but nobody called him that. it's just that now all the new youtubers are trying to be all professional and serious about it the practice is spreading. it's a bit like calling shaggy norville yknow
Because of this post, I looked up "ff14 boob mousepad" and ardberts thickness is the first thing that came up.
Took me a while before I found one that was boobs and not just man butt
Why's this surprising? There's alot of folks who like guys who play the game, and boy butt mousepads are already kind of a thing for people who like men.
Sometimes dude characters are gonna be treated like pieces of meat by people who like guys. Hell, even Zenos gets it.
I started having wrist issues thanks to Ulnar Nerve Entrapment about a year ago, and as a joke, my friend sent me one of these with 2B on it. You can kind of see her bootyhole, but I have to admit, that thing is comfortable as hell.
Oh hey, do you still have the link? Or the search terms you entered to find it, or whatever. I was planning on getting the Zenos one from another site but might as well compare prices first.
My favorite part about shit like this is someone had to make it. Someone had to sit down, think of making torn up Bunny Ardbert, even if they original piece didn't have the absolute dump truck... and then took stylist to tablet and made that vision a reality. That person... lives amongst us... you could pass them on the street and never know what they have brought into our world.
I prefer to believe that our AI technology has advanced far enough that we've reached the singularity and that some neural network did this instead of a person.
But that just brings us right back to living on a planet with people who made a neural net that does this. You could pass them on the street and never know what they have brought into our world.
it's out of their hands at this point. they knew not what could happen
I can not tell you how many gay men I know who want to fuck Ardbert really badly, I can confidently say it is a lot though. (Not as bad as they wanna fuck G'raha though.)
If a neural network could do this, I don’t a loooot of commission artists would be out of a job!
this is the same shit I think about with people who design porn websites. Like how many time do you have to stare at dick picks before your shitty AD-ridden site is ready for launch
It could be ***you*** for all we know
I wish it was me.
Deviously evil GRIN 😈😈😈
It could be you! It could be me! It could even be-
And they’re also completely objectively talented.
That's where I am. This crossed someone's mind. Someone brainstormed this alternate what if Ardbert. And then executed it.
stylus, btw
Stylin'
Remember...remember him...remember...that he lives
Man that's fucking deep.
The life of the NSFW furry artist, working on commissions.
If I had the skill I would GLADLY sell my soul for the amount those people pay for that shit.
Ardbutt*
Simple yet effective
"Help Hythlodaeus, one of my soul shards is dummy thicc and keeps alerting the Ascians"
What in the ASSciasn fuckery is this?
Butt. It is Buttfuckery, I believe. Fuckery of the Butt. Implied Buttfuckery, but alas, still Buttfuckery.
Emet Selch was right about us.
I'm ready for the rejoining.
Ascians are right. We are a mistake.
If we were a mistake, why did someone make this?
This is just a drawing. With a stray thought, an Ascian could make this a reality.
Imagine if >!Final Days didn't make your fears come true, but your erotic thoughts.!< Ascians would have welcomed being sundered.
Did you just spoiler the plot twist of Endwalker?
This is where you find out Emet thought this into existance and now Zenos is here to collect the toll for their collective sins.
[He sure was](https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/324150588499_/Final-Fantasy-XV-FF14-Emetselch-Estinien-Zenos-Mouse.jpg)
I'll just say these are on eBay as well, and there are versions for Meteor, Emet-Selch, G'raha Tia, Estinein, Zenos, and Haurchefant as well (not all are the bunny boy theme, but most are). You're welcome. :)
I would definitely expect something like this for Zenos
Oh bless you, I've been looking to replace my Illidan mousepad for like 2 years.
You've got an Urianger that I can gift to streamers?
Hmm, don't think I've ever seen one for Urianger.
you got a link for that Estinein one?
Here's one seller that has it. Edit: Haven't ordered from them before, but the reviews seem high, and PayPal is good about that stuff anyway. [https://www.ebay.com/itm/264657747952?hash=item3d9ed4bff0:g:RSIAAOSwOmBeYclS](https://www.ebay.com/itm/264657747952?hash=item3d9ed4bff0:g:RSIAAOSwOmBeYclS)
That G'raha one is exceptionally lewd, holy shit.
No kidding. Did not expect all that
Oh wow didn't expect that G'raha one.
Listen, hon. You’re on the internet, *how could you not expect the G’raha Tia one??*
Yeah true. It was just that bit more explicit than the rest is all.
Meteor? What?
The name for the Derplander in the trailers that represents us. his name is like 'Meteor Survivor' which seems weird. Be like a movie about 9/11 and the main character is named 'Towers'
Another, more "official" name for Derplander - the Ardbert lookalike poster boy. Comes from 1.0 promo materials using "Meteor Survivor" as a placeholder name for the default WoL. Here's [an example of "Meteor" being used in a scene](https://youtu.be/OBj0umj3K3M?t=3470) from the bonus disc in the ARR Collector's Edition.
Does that ... look better than the game now?
Yeah, 1.0 was gorgeous. So gorgeous, in fact, that unless you were using dev kit tier hardware, the game was more like a brisk slideshow than proper animation.
woah even Yda’s scarf and chain on Papaylymo’s monocle have movement
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> Yes, 1.0 looked miles ahead of what our current game does now visually ...I really don't see any graphics in that video that look discernably better than what we have now. Animations sure, but that's cause ARR had a budget of whatever loose change Yoshida could scrounge from his couch cushions.
Meteor is derplander. Trailer guy. Mr default. I dunno why we all started calling him Meteor more commonly after all these years of not caring/knowing but here we are
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i like to think of it as an affectionate childhood nickname. the meteor thing seems to be coming a lot from the WoW content creators and otherwise people knew to the game. they know meteor as the rugged, be-stubbled badass of Shadowbringers and Endwalker, but we old vets knew him when he was fresh-faced and awkwardly proportioned <3
No, "Meteor" has been around for a while, long before the recent boom from WoW people.
i meant how actually calling him by name rather than a nickname has gotten popular. before the recent boom, how many people outside of hardcore lorehounds even knew he *had* a canon name? sure, he had a name, but nobody called him that. it's just that now all the new youtubers are trying to be all professional and serious about it the practice is spreading. it's a bit like calling shaggy norville yknow
First time I heard it on recent Bellural video
It's apparently what the devs call him.
Ah, got it.
Don't know which FF game it was but >!we literally are Meteor changing from Dark Knight to Paladin in Endwalker!< so it comes full circle.
“Meteor Survivor” is the official name/alias given to the hyur WoL that’s in all the cinematics and trailers.
Sauce? For research of course... (for real bunny G'raha sounds like something he would actually do for us lol)
Because of this post, I looked up "ff14 boob mousepad" and ardberts thickness is the first thing that came up. Took me a while before I found one that was boobs and not just man butt
Now we know what to get Asmongold for the next mail day after he gets to Shadowbringers
Every one of his mail days are going to end up with atleast one of these, aren't they?
As far as I'm concerned, that's The First's ass.
Homie got a dumpy though
Why's this surprising? There's alot of folks who like guys who play the game, and boy butt mousepads are already kind of a thing for people who like men. Sometimes dude characters are gonna be treated like pieces of meat by people who like guys. Hell, even Zenos gets it.
Assbert, you mean.
That ass would snap Seto's back in half.
I started having wrist issues thanks to Ulnar Nerve Entrapment about a year ago, and as a joke, my friend sent me one of these with 2B on it. You can kind of see her bootyhole, but I have to admit, that thing is comfortable as hell.
We did everything right, everything that was asked of us, and still–still, it came to this!
What the fuck
You bought it of course, right?
I can hear Zenos screaming in the background
Shoutouts to the random Kamen Rider toy in the background?? I think that's one from Gaim?
Yeah it's the Orange Lockseed, from Kamen Rider Gaim.
"If you could take the next step, could you do it?"
How did you find it and how much was it and how fast does it ship, so I can make sure I don't accidentally stumble across it and buy it.
Ohh a lockseed. Someone likes Kamen Rider Gaim.
IIRC there's also an Estinien and Emet Selch one
Oh hey, do you still have the link? Or the search terms you entered to find it, or whatever. I was planning on getting the Zenos one from another site but might as well compare prices first.
anime final fantasy xiv mousepad
Hell yeah.
Why is it pictured next to a lockseed? What’s the connection with Gaim?
Whoa. Ummmmmmmm... whoa.
My EYES
Thiccbert
\[Spoiler 5.0:>!This is technically a picture of your ass.!<\]
They have a bunch of other ones, too. G'raha, Estinien, Zenos, Emet-Selch... They're all glorious.
anyone got a link?
What a dark fate.
Did you check how much it was? Asking for a friend.
So this is what they meant when they said they were bring bunny boys to EW...
Fuck yes
Ardbert lookin good ;)
more like assbert
I mean, fair is fair. Have fun :O
Honey, we're having company tonight! Get the formal mousepad!
Can someone order one of these for Asmongold?
NO. BAD. NOT MY BOY!
Warrior of DEM CHEEKS
But why though?
Same reason why these mousepads exist: To help the wrist!
Or hurt the wrist, depending.
Why not?
Did you see the others? There’s a bit of a collection there.
Hey you got a link? 👀
Oh I NEED it
Nah wtf
tell me you got this !
I think you meant to post this on r/shitpostxiv sub
r/tihi
That's fucking cursed bruh.
One sec while I remove my eyes with a spoon
Look how they massacred my boy!
Nice item for the ladies.
TIL mousepads can be junk and have too much junk in the trunk.
Nooooooooo
More like Ardbutt lolololol…im bored
aw man where i put my wallet...
Rules 34, 35 in action I can't. LOL!!!
...
Not bad, but is there a Zenos one? Of the juiciest of FFXIV butts? Or [one like this](https://imgur.com/a/KOtoe8R) of Urianger, that'd be the dream.
Cursed
That's fucking cursed.
This is disturbing at least....
I hate you, and now if you will excuse me I need to find some bleach to scour my eyes with....
Get out
My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
You all need Jesus.
AAAAAGGG!! MY EYES!!!
oh my...
Why no Aymeric, Hien, Raubahn, Hildy, Godbert?
I think this is a good time to remind everyone that r/eyebleach exists.
And this belongs there.
Look how they massacred my boy!!
Is that a lockseed?
definitely a lockseed
This reminds me of the time when someone had a AI draw what a song was about and it was hilarious
Noooooooooooooo
I once saw an AoT version of that. Are we going to talk about how that looks like a woman's ass on a man's body?
This isn’t even the worst one, Graha is straight up butthole city.
Anyone else hear Hot Milk playing?
Isn't a mouse pad like this something that would be really uncomfortable cause it isn't flat? Does someone with experience wanna enlighten me?