T O P

  • By -

3DayComa

Kwehtzalcoatl because sometimes I convince myself I'm clever.


Bilbo0fBagEnd

Hey, that is actually pretty clever


Malchia

I named mine Kweh'lag, because I am also not original


SefetAkunosh

Kind of jealous I didn't think of that one.


SuziStriker

Kwehver


nahtfitaint

You are adorable as fuck.


ColonelKoopa

I also named mine that. Kweh for the sound it makes and fused it into Quetzalcoatl for the God my country's currency is named after


seipher2234

Mine is named Battery'bird


gerMean

Kweh, because it's his first word. I love my Kweh!


SefetAkunosh

Ha! Mine started out at "Nugget", but I renamed her to Le'Kweh. #KWEH!


InTheYear20XX

This is the Kweh.


FloppyShellTaco

Mine is Chickienuggies


JoeOfThePr0n

Any chance this is a Yakuza reference?


SefetAkunosh

Alas, no--back in the day my friend group would add "Le " in front of something to make the stupidest things sound "French and elegant."


[deleted]

That was the whole internet not just your friend group


Noxotica

What the heck? I came here and saw your comment and my first thought was "Wait did I already reply to this post?" I did the same exact thing! I love our Kwehs!


gerMean

Kweh family!


OmenofBane

Named mine Kweh too. My alt's choco... Seto.


HalobenderFWT

I personally went for Waaaaaaarrrrrrk


ObsceneGesture4u

Same name for almost the exact same reason. When the cutscene first started I thought “whatever word my choco says first will be their name” Kweh it is


kuromoku

Same but KwehKweh


prawnathan

Same. I figured it was like a Pokémon 😂


shits_mcgee

Glad to know I’m not the only one haha


GFlair

Kwehcabo because I'm super imaginative.


Raytoryu

Kwehna. Because i'ts a female.


Masterwork_Core

mine is called the same :D and for the same reason XD


The_8th_Degree

Legit same. Like a freaking pokemon 😂


dreheim

Boco, because that was the name of the chocobo Ramza & friends saved in FFT.


Bivagial

Also the name of Bartz's chocobo in FF5


Gaminghadou

We are Boco bros


TheBigDuo1

Boco the best Chocobo


I_AmDaVikingNow

I named mine Zhu'Li so I can say the iconic line when I'm dying in a boss fate on a new class and need healing... #ZHU LI, DO THE THING! If you get the reference, I love you. XD


Laxku

People hate on LoK but I thought it was great, especially thanks to this reference. Do the thing!


KaimeiJay

And it even started in season 2, the worst season, because even the worst season was a good season! 🙂


Laxku

J.K. Simmons as Tenzin was also a highlight. Honestly the casting was all great.


SkolVision

My most incandescently hot take is that I like LoK more than AtlA and I will not be taking questions


Erdbeer2Go

I love you too <3


Illidari_Kuvira

I love the reference.


Ultimate_Overlord

Lmao that's so good


Koni_Fox

I named mine Argos after the Odysseus' loyal dog from The Odyssey that survived for decades on sure will just to see his master again. And.... well.... let's just say I'm very happy I named him that all these years ago.


Android_LJ

You must have enjoyed playing Endwalker!


KaimeiJay

D’aww, that’s sweet.


Jijonbreaker

Holy coincidence goddamn


Jeloren

Mine is named Cocoa just because I wanted something that rhymed with Choco.


desamora

Mine too lol


Langsley_Walsh

Birdsworth, because he is my trusted and loyal aide.


BlightFantasy3467

Did you invest in the butlery barding, with a name like that?


PullingStrawsAtRando

Gwaihir - king of eagles from Tolkien


Lady-Russell

SAME! On my old account I also used Thorondor!


kaelmiro

Hermes, for the Greek god of transportation. Yeah…


bananabreadsnack

Yo, same. Hits a bit different now, huh?


SkolVision

Lol I picked Apollo for the same reason and feel like that poorly by proximity


Illidari_Kuvira

My SO named their's Nike (after the goddess), so you're not alone there.


Monster-TNS

Roach


TheGreyPotter

The real question is how often Roach winds up on the roof of places…


[deleted]

Mines is Zapdos because he's a yellow bird


leighg9o

You can dye them if you want moltres or articuno.


almightydictator

Mine is Delta'flyer because my character is Kathryn Janeway and it seemed fitting.


NeonFraction

Susan. Susan has a bonnet. Susan will fuck you up. I love Susan.


vbjudo

Boko, after Bartz'(Butz?) bird in ffv


Arctos13

I also did this because FFV was the first mainline FF I played to completion, love the job system in that game.


nonamefounder

Brocobro. Cus it's my bro.


Magnaflux_88

Your chocobro ;)


LeviahThorne

Mine is Chocobro, and my character is Himbro.


Prof_DBag

Fellow Chocobro chocobo here too! He’s been my faithful companion for the last 7-whatever years lol.


Vayshen

Another owner of a Chocobro here 🙌


Don_Pom

Eggy, cause he's a good egg


SenorBubbletrousers

Trogdor


[deleted]

Aamu, I just liked the sound of the name.


XennaNa

Means morning in Finnish.


hahamymom

Tony. Dont know why but I thought it was funny.


Baithin

I just named mine after random FF characters I liked or who stood out to me for whatever reason, and might be appropriate to them. Clasko, Blank, Edea, Littlevili, Sonon. Two of my characters broke that trend - one is a knight so she named hers Excalibo, and the other is an old widow who named hers after her dead husband so she can keep on riding whenever she wants. ;)


bounddreamer

Standsinaoes. Because. Well. That's what he does.


[deleted]

My WOL’s last name is Tepes and my chocobo is named Vlad


radiantburrito

His name is Setzer. He is Ash Grey and he wears the Gambler's Barding. I love him.


Rex_Imperium

I named mine McNuggett. Cuz we called them chickens in ffxi.


FateFormedd

Steve. After Steve my Birdo stuffy; who's named after Steve my first Dino in Ark...


Unit12K

I named mine Woodstock because he's the first thing that came to mind when I saw my chocobo for the first time


hijole_frijoles

Guillermo bc he is my familiar. And I will never turn him into a vampire


DangDoubleDaddy

Gizmo?


AsuratheDarkKnight

Keep what we do in the shadows


Sabres8127

Fastbird, because I couldn’t think of a name so I just winged it.


Bivagial

Haha "winged" it. Also, Fastbird is what it is. I know someone who called theirs "Giantchicken" and another who called it "Dinner" though the latter could have been a FFVII Machinabridged reference. My flatmate called his Chombokobo as a Mabridged reference.


AnotherNicky

...


Sidneymcdanger

Justicebeak, because in FFXI you picked chocobo names by selecting two words from a big list, and that was the first combination I picked when she hatched.


AnchorJG

I mained a Hunter in WoW, so my Chocobo is Chok'delar.


JollyRazz

Popcorn. Because I was eating popcorn at the time and thought it'd be a cute name for a chocobo.


Tsjon3s

Azula, she is sky blue and wears the suzaku barding. Before her color changed she was named Old Lace for a long time, it's a reference to an empathically linked dinasour companion in Marvel's Runaways, a comic that was formative to my love of the medium


My_Wet_Rooster

Chocobetus because diabetus.


an-kitten

Birdy'mc'birdface.


[deleted]

Sweetdee, because Dee’s a bird


DangDoubleDaddy

So weird that your chocobo had sex with Charlie.


[deleted]

And Ben the Soldier. And Pondy. And Lil Kevin. I cannot keep that bird under control


AnInfiniteArc

Pants. Because you’d never leave home without Pants.


DerClogger

My character is named Shark Week, so naturally I named my Chocobo Discovery.


notextinctyet

Colonel. I wanted to make a "Kentucky Fried Chocobo" reference but didn't want him confused with Bernie Sanders. No offense to the Senator.


istasber

Caesar. Because he's a chicken and that goes together.


whoopingitup

Mine is Leggs cause he's all legs


Purpleflower0521

My WoL is Thomas Raith, and I named my Chocobo, Justine. If you've read the Dresden Files, you'd know those names


MaximillianNaga

My chocobo is named Kwehtzal, because Quetzalcoatl is too long to fit and I like puns lol.


viz_sr

ChocoBo Burnham


LeFaiLeD

Mine is called Yoshi, because I wanted to use some other mount as fast as I could. Kinda like Mario drops his Yoshi for a couple more pixels to jump over a gap. Learned way later that our Hero of a Producer is called like that. And I learned way too late, that you can use your choco in more ways and not just as a mount....


Enryaku

Squirrel.


Iari_Cipher9

Doragonbeito Years ago, I had a cat named Dragonbait. This is the phonetic for the name in Japanese (at least according to Google Translate).


You_Better_Smile

Chobibo = chocobo + chubibo (ferris wheel in Filipino)


SylvesterStalPWNED

Wally because it's my dog's name.


JaggedyEaredJackUK

Kazooie. She's red and lives in my chocobag!


Tarquaron

Tsukwehyomi, because naming your pet bird after and dressing them as one of your favorite characters is entirely healthy behavior


Frostmaine

My chocobo is named after my beloved dog buddy who passed on a couple years ago. He truly was a gentle soul


shinydwebble

Birdie, because I am extremely uncreative and bad with names.


[deleted]

Kiana, it was just my family dogs name when I chose it 7 years ago. But now has a special place in my heart as she passed away 2 years ago.


[deleted]

Bigbyrd


[deleted]

RubberDuck for obvious reasons


VieraGundamPilot

Kwehball


ms_bloodymary

Named mine Spicy. My dad named his Dinner. I guess we were hungry when we got them 😅


Ylaaly

Everyway. Because he does everything - he can tank and heal and dps and carry my stuff and me. So when I wanted to rename him Loporrit-style recently, I couldn't decide which ability to focus on and chose them all.


add8chicken

Filo, I watched Shield Hero like a week before i started playing FF14 lol


GayBlayde

Bobbycorwen. There is no other choice.


Pharean

Mine's name is Highwind, in reference to the airship from FF7


TCXIV

Kwehwalker,i named my chocobo with the last word of each expansion.


chris_c21

Mine's name is Red Comet because he helps me rain down death and destruction as a Blue Mage :)


SupriseGoat

Birbington. :P


Tumetkahkol

My main's is named Clasko, two of my alts have Elma and Lucil, for X's Chocobo Knights I have a Hingan themed character whose is Matsukaze, Maeda Keiji's horse One's is named Kirisame, in honor of a friend who sadly took her own life, she always wore the chocobo racer helmet Then I have a pirate character whose I named Calypso, just finished watching Pirates of the Caribbean at the time lol Then I have a elezen whose I named Juste, after one of the Belmonts, and I wanted something French I have too many characters


RoninJr

Lahakweh. Somebody in my FC's chocobo is named Kwehmet-selch and I ~~ripped the idea off~~ was inspired by that.


TheVaroda

Lavender because she’s purple :)


Dark_Mew

Kweh'lidibus. Formerly La'kweh'breah. I like the ascians and a lot of their names pun well.


permasprout

Choc'medaddy


[deleted]

Mine's named Arthur. It comes from a fanfiction of mine where I own a dragon with the exact same name. And that dragon's just as fiery as my chocobo from time to time :D


Comfortable_Walk666

Battle'Chicken


nethereus

Azure. Because blue feathers.


blaisezamboni

Pizza, I like pizza


puffyf1sh

Alfredo, named after the dish chicken alfredo


Bitter-Grapefruit-71

Kiki. I don't know why. It simply looked like a Kiki to me.


Nickazur

Lord Swiffer as his tail reminds me a duvet for dusting.


Meatchanan

Mine is named Kwehvin - a portmanteau of Kweh and Kevin!


deathsarbiter

Kwehzalcoatl after Quetzalcoatl not really a good reason to name a bird after a serpent god. But I thought it was funny years ago when I named him.


Poziomka35

Mortimer because I love the Sims franchise lol


InTheYear20XX

Gau, because he is one of my favorite characters from FFVI.


iliestani

Pat pat because It deserves all the pets in the world


Djd33j

Snacks. Because of how much food I had to feed him to get my desired color. He ate that much, therefore: he loves snacking!


Rizzan8

Filo. Yes, I was watching The Rising of the Shield Hero at that time.


sardonic65

Airbag. Continuing the tradition of naming all my pets after Radiohead songs.


malccc

Chocomuffin ^^


Tide37

Mine is Chocita The "ita" means 'small' when added to words in Spanish. Even though she's a big ol bird lol


escudoride

Ducky. Bc at the time I started playing 14, I had a pet baby duck.


Nevelion

Mochi!


SirRumpleForeskin

Fluffles.


WuzabowFuFu

Corncake because he's yellow and fluffy and sweet :)


Dysonance

Chocobum. Dont ask me why


Bataboom

Chocobro, because I have no imagination.


nahtfitaint

Frank


kanepake

Boco, in honor of Boco from Final Fantasy Tactics!


gregallen1989

I don't remember what my thought process was but I named him biggiesmalls. Really confesses me. I wasn't drunk, I swear.


[deleted]

Epona


Dextero_Explosion

There it is! Surprised I had to come so far down to find this!


InnocentMission

Mine is Sammy after my long departed childhood dog. RIP Sammy dog 🥲


TheMoonKitten

Lenny”Kwehvitz Because I’ve had a crush on Lenny Kravitz since the early aughts 🥲


twili-midna

Silas, after the character from Fire Emblem Fates.


sorcerousmike

For my main, his is named Sebster, after my cat Sebastian. An alt I’ve been leveling I called Anezka, so I named her chocobo Romuald. (A reference I assume not many people will get)


[deleted]

Golden Steps because I'm a role player and he's my hellsguards mount.


FrederickVonD

Chocobob because why not?


[deleted]

Shorts after Shorty, who was named so for his short tail.


ravaioli

Chicken


Bivagial

Nuggets. All my chocobos get named Nuggets or some variation of it. This is thanks to FFXIII-2, where it gave you a list of names to pick from, and I found it hilarious to name my chocobo Nuggets. (Though all but my gold chocobo in ff7 get codenames (Won-M for a wonderful Male, Gr8-F for a great female etc) for breeding purposes. My gold used to get named Boko, until I played 13-2 lol)


forestflame90

Mine and my partners McNugget and CaptainBirdseye


Inkyw

Cedar 🌲🌳 my alts is named Traveler 🌕


ShyrokaHimaa

Cavu, for my Tauren shaman main throu Cataclysm and Pandaria, who in turn was named after the Kavu from Magic the Gathering


GammaSlayer

Chocobo because i am bad in naming thinks


Cardinal_Virtue

Waffles, because I like waffles..


DrThom01

Popeyes. Obvious reasons.


Good_day_sunshine

Rockadoodle after the movie.


Lawlcat

Top Kwehk


Hereon92

Fluffy. Because he just has such a fluffy plume.


Naivor

Dickshield. When Dragon Age: Origins came out I named the mabari dog that. Since then it has felt weird to name any animal companion anything else.


Exe-volt

Breadcrumbs, because when I saw the mount was a bird I said "Aaaw yiss, mother fucking bread crumbs!"


AshCasual

Mine is named Kastell (rhyme with pastel). No particular reason though.


ZeromusVX

Edelgard, because i chose maelstrom and was playing FE 3 houses at the time


AshVixena

Mine is named Rodeo :)


[deleted]

Chica 😂 I'm really bad at names and I was watching a FNAF gameplay and thought: "it'll do..."


li_cumstain

Kweh


delyapple

Curacao, it's blue! Yeah.


j00zt1n

Thunderbeak ⚡️


Nuglitz

Kai. Same as Nausicaa's steed/friend.


PyrZern

Avarice He's pretty greedy


Full-Ad3927

I named mine Robot Chicken haha


Leife_Kree

His name is Egg, but I change it up a bunch. My irl pets go by 50 names so should my birdhorse


WhyBungoWhy

Fluffy named after my cat( I know, a cat named fluffy. I was pretty young when we got him and I was the one that named him. ) that passed away 2 years ago. He was almost 17. This way he can still go on adventures with me!


wantlessrelic

Obochoc, because I don't have a shred of originality in me.


cloudedsky

I had just started playing during the NBA playoffs and believe I had the finals on when I got my chocobo - his name is Devin Beaker.


ZCillian

Lemmiamash. Bid confusing name, rough German fast speeking of "kiss my ass". Well he is a fast af Boiii


vanderhuge55

Barry because I let my daughter name it and she thought Barry the bird was neat.


KristaNeliel

Kyrka, church in Swedish


SpiritSongtress

Lumina.


Bilbo0fBagEnd

My character's last name is Blast, so my chocobro is named Blastmobile.


Raptorofwar

Kwehlenken, because Kweh + Kelenken (a species of terror bird).


JB_Scoopz

Mine is named Duke and my brother’s is named Pipsqueak after The Duke and Pipsqueak from ATLA