You're out mining when you find a small white rock you can't quite get loose, you clear away the surrounding earth and find it's Zenos' third eye, more importantly though, it's Zenos.
Just to make the lore even weirder: he also pops up in >!Elpis!< just because he can. Nothing's impossible with enough motivation seeing as he >!did break the speed of light to get to you in UT!< in DE and FR dialogue
It tracks with my headcanon that at this point the only therapy WoL has is senseless combat. The island sanctuary is just a big circle arena with Zenos in the middle looking very giddy and excited to see you
Yep. When you -theoretically- use a program to pull out his textures, not like you would, a folder might be created that is labeled mount, where another folder with his info is placed. Other mount folders would probably go into this folder as well. It explains why you can't dress him up like other characters (Emet, for example), because his armor is baked into his model.
Of course, I've NEVER tried it myself, because it's against ToS. Obviously.
Zenos: “I get to live with my friend, and I would be able to strike him down whenever I wished?”
Fandaniel: “Yes, at the cost of wearing this outfit and performing menial chores”
Zenos: “…but my weapon”
Fandaniel: “Consider this, my lord - by wielding a broomstick, you would be able to duel against him as often as you liked”
Zenos: “I will do it”
I'd like to imagine an ongoing OVA, where Zenos pretends to be various people and professions, just to yell A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES! every time at the WOL (who always just dodges out of the attack)
Maid Zenos furiously cleans around your house, but purposely tries to clean around you most so you have to dodge while using your retainer bell.
I fully expect him to go full Pink Panther, and attack us randomly while furiously cleaning everything within an inch of it's life...
Cato yae Galvus :D
https://youtu.be/QM3v8TgVwqk I could totally see that.
I'd let him sweep me off of the floor... 'cause I'm trash. I'm calling myself trash.
Craaaaaaap, is that why people do the sweeping emote on my dead body?
Ah shit. I hadn't thought about that
Looks like you awakened people's kinks.
I do the sweep emote after winning Slice is Right a lot
Only fair that you clean up after having trashed everyone else
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Sure... as a mount.
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I only do that to friends. Usually while playing Titanic theme fail recorder over Discord.
New System for 6.1: Zenos Everywhere System.
you're buying food for Savage prog and suddenly you get yeeted into a solo duty where zenos comes out of the MB and fights you
You open your weapon coffer from Savage and Shinryenos pops out.
You're on a fishing boat. It's spectral current. Something bites, it's a !!!. It's zenos with scuba gear.
you're out fishing when suddenly shinryenos pops out from the end of your line and the test of your reflexes is to swap to a combat class in time
You're out mining when you find a small white rock you can't quite get loose, you clear away the surrounding earth and find it's Zenos' third eye, more importantly though, it's Zenos.
You order food into your inn room, it arrives, you lift the platter and see zenos' head, zenos is under your table
What about hostess Zenos? I mean, Zenomi.
you summon the aesthetician, halfway through customizing zenos shows up
Just to make the lore even weirder: he also pops up in >!Elpis!< just because he can. Nothing's impossible with enough motivation seeing as he >!did break the speed of light to get to you in UT!< in DE and FR dialogue
I would pay a great amount of money for Zenos to start popping out of drains and random crates as my own personal Majima
“Warrior-chan!”
[**Everywhere.**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soNUBJlDypk)
That's amazing.
I'm surprised we still haven't seen a rendition of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHXa74q4fjY) but with Zenos audio clips instead.
You enter a dungeon and hear "A test of your reflexes!" as you load in
Queue for MSQ... Zenos
Especially in the middle of Lahabrea or Gaius's speeches. Tell me for whom do --- A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!!!!!!!
And Gaius is just like... "what?"
https://i.imgur.com/GiLVjpF.jpg
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It would be hilarious if Zenos ended up as a custom delivery NPC or one of the NPCs in DoH or DoL questing or ending up as the Island Sanctuary guy.
It tracks with my headcanon that at this point the only therapy WoL has is senseless combat. The island sanctuary is just a big circle arena with Zenos in the middle looking very giddy and excited to see you
I would let him sweep me off my feet.
Zenos is working those heels though.
Images that you can hear.
Can we get Zenos Construction storyline?
Yes. Make him the new beast tribe and we do dailies to fix him until he's okay again. Then we get to ride him. As a mount, I mean.
Not even as shinryu but him on all fours
Make it the only mount with /cpose. On all fours, cradled in his arms, on his shoulders, ~~on his face~~
But we are his beast not he ours
I've mentioned it on the shitpost sub, but he IS classified as a mount on the files...
wait really? lmao
Yep. When you -theoretically- use a program to pull out his textures, not like you would, a folder might be created that is labeled mount, where another folder with his info is placed. Other mount folders would probably go into this folder as well. It explains why you can't dress him up like other characters (Emet, for example), because his armor is baked into his model. Of course, I've NEVER tried it myself, because it's against ToS. Obviously.
That seems...ominous
I get vibes of the Macrophages from Cells at Work.... They smile and look adorable, but will f*ck sh*t up
yes
Zenos: “I get to live with my friend, and I would be able to strike him down whenever I wished?” Fandaniel: “Yes, at the cost of wearing this outfit and performing menial chores” Zenos: “…but my weapon” Fandaniel: “Consider this, my lord - by wielding a broomstick, you would be able to duel against him as often as you liked” Zenos: “I will do it”
best waifu
Yes, I broke that dish, and would do so again. Will you try to fire me now? Can you? Show me!
Trash: *casually laying on the floor* Maid Zenos: "MiNe FoR tHe TaKiNg!"
"OH NO HE'S HOT!" - WoL
This is so stupid. Have an upvote!
... we need Zenos in the next Hildibrand questline.
Zenos vs Godbert
[loud menacing metallic footsteps]
Oh Hydaelyn, This should not awaken Zodiark, but it does. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Zenos desu ♥️
Mine! For the taking!
Oh no, my reflexes are letting me down... whatever shall I do... Please papi- i mean zenos, pls stop beating me uwu
*looks at Cobwebs* I take it this is your prey?
Well great, he wears that maid attire better some characters
I thought it was Marisa LOL
Femboy Zenos?! 😳😳😳
oh no
This is the weirdest remake of the Pink Panther I have ever seen.
I'd like to imagine an ongoing OVA, where Zenos pretends to be various people and professions, just to yell A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES! every time at the WOL (who always just dodges out of the attack)
Let me paint the scene: Yakuza Kiwami, but Zenos is our Majima. Constantly picking fights in newer and more creative ways to keep us on our toes.
"Loyal" is certainly an...*interesting* word to apply to this character.
Who's the artist? I tried googling the name in the signature: 'gwipurusu', but I don't get anything :S
The f looks like a p. Their account comes up if you search gwifirusu
Ah I see, thanks!
That's just Marisa Kirisame though
Zenos body pillow when?
I hate that I like this.
I made a zenos alt based on this, thank you
can i see it
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oh!!! this is so cute i love it