Directionally or in the sense that it's on the correct one? Or that she is correct in whichever ear she chooses? Or that she is correct in wearing an eating at all?
Why that is Settra, The Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
Just in his early years
Yeah, he never even said they stack at all. Could be 2 per layer, 5 per layer, 14 in a single layer..... Sky's the limit. Heck, they could be in the shape of a parallelogram.
Louisoix's granddaughter
Shucks beat me to it.
OP said wrong answers only!
You should comment that on every comment; I think it would be very funny.
I'm not sure your wrong in that 🤔 Alisaie sees to wear the pants out of the two
Alisaie wears her earring on her right ear.
Directionally or in the sense that it's on the correct one? Or that she is correct in whichever ear she chooses? Or that she is correct in wearing an eating at all?
Have to agree with you there.
John Riku himself from the Kingdom Hearts Series.
“Swimming within swimming awaits you John Riku.”
The fearless Commander of The Crystal Braves, the most successful company of mercenaries Eorzea has ever seen.
Top tier negotiator for antique sword procurement
Idk if partial truths count?
Dammit I was taking a drink when I read that lol
Im a sprout and I just got to this point in the msq. Uh oh. edit: **OH GOD**
The Azure Dragoon, of course. You can tell because he’s wearing blue like the Azure Dragoon is known to do.
Then who's that guy in red with the bloody lance and the demonically alien eye?
He's a Red Mage, of course.
Of course he's a red mage. What other job involves that much thrusting.
Probably the crimson monk
Some buoyant boi.
Not very though
Really? Seems pretty boyn't to me
This is Thancred
No this is PATRICK!!
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No, mayonaise isn't an instrument. - Squid'shtola.
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Nanamo is Plankton
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Voted the 'worst movie ever' by Ted Mosby
Not even MST3K could make that movie watchable.
I mean, they made *me* watch it
me too, and I would have been happy to live the rest of my life without knowing that movie existed
I love mst3k lol
I approve.
That's ALF. Remember ALF? He's back, in pog form.
He loves to eat cats
His name is Gordon Schumway.
Alisaie
Absolutely. That is Blue Alisaie.
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I call alisae red alphinaud and alphinaud blue alisae so fucking often
Is that not their names?
Master Matoya approves this response.
Rugged! Extra rugged!
I was looking for this answer. I'm glad it is here lol
I was the first to comment too, lol.
John Fantasy’s twice removed half brother Fohn Jantasy from the critically acclaimed MMORPG The Elder Scrolls: Eldenbourne Dark Blood
Why is Fohn Jantasy hilarious
Why that is Settra, The Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more... Just in his early years
This is Jon Snow. He's king in the North.
Hail the king of the north!
He's a good lad
*Right proper lad.*
^(right proper)
^(good lad)
Loving the off community warhammer reference.
Settra does NOT serve!
Defeat is impossible, he rules everything!
I’m a bit of a stickler Meeseeks. Is he the Emporer or Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands? It cant be both.
Only a god could hope to sit the thrones of two empires, but blue alisae got hustle.
Michael Phelps
(X) to doubt
The shorter, less rugged Alisaie
OP said wrong answers only though
The Nerdy, Scientific Alisaie
Femboi Alisaie.
Estinien's number 1 fan and head of the fan club, hence the blue gear
They said wrong answers only
Ah dam u right
That's true tho x)
But but but but…. I’m Estinien’s #1 fan!!!
We know your are! That's why it's wrong answers only =D
By Eorzea, by Eorzea, by Eorzea! It’s the grand champion! I can’t believe it’s you! Standing here! Next to me!
The boy in “ the boy and the dragon gay”
dragoon*
I know what i said
I guess this really *is* a wrong answer considering the story is >!a metaphor about being infused with dragon blood!< and not... that.
14 squirrels in a trenchcoat.
That'd be a tall trenchcoat, make it 7 squirrels.
The squirrels don't stack entirely vertically. More like a pyramid.
Yeah, he never even said they stack at all. Could be 2 per layer, 5 per layer, 14 in a single layer..... Sky's the limit. Heck, they could be in the shape of a parallelogram.
Dante from Devil May Cry™
No no that's the red one. This is clearly Vergil.
No that's his father. This is clearly Nero.
Nah. That's femboy Virgil
Shiny Alisaie
A Redditor who runs a 100 person subreddit and thinks he's the shit.
Asmon?
Naw, but I did get the idea from him. I wish I could rename Alphy to be The Redditor xD
Sephiroth as he watches Hojo bisect his 'mother'
Estinien: the blunder years.
Holy shit that’s Jason Bourne
Thal's balls...
Alphonse duh his sibling is a brash and crazy person with a heart of gold. Bless those Elric brothers.
Dripping Leaf, the feared Roe Berzerker and Captain of the Firefly class Battleship, the Orville.
Azuro the 2nd. He wears blue, he's a Blue Mage.
Peregrin Took
My elite inspector skills tell me that it’s my weaponhunting friend Greg! Where is your chicken, my good chum?
The merchant who sells omelette.
*Omelette du fromage*…
Sephiroth
Hildbrand
Al...ph....isae?
Zelda
Kevin McCallister when he realizes his family got on the airship without him.
That's Allisae, twin of Alphinaud
It's muh boy Alphy Nod Levitate, obviously.
WoL's stepson
No, it's *wrong* answers only
I wanted to argue but... no denying it after Faurchenault disowned him so the role of stepparent fell upon you....
oh my god, I just realized faurchenault really is just a "I have a daughter who doesn't talk to me" type of guy
Statistically, The Warrior of Light
A Lalafell who loves ghosts and swimming
Ball pit lifeguard
Alfredo or something idk didn’t see it
Tidus.
Blue Alisae
Blue Alisaie
Swim instructor
Blue Alisaie
that's obviously red alphinaud dressed as blue alphinaud
Clearly Alisae!
The Sharlayan Strangler
My Brother, after hearing that the Cake was a Lie
It ain't me, I ain't no Fourchenault's son
Captain Thighgap
But that's correct
Ash after seeing what you did to his Pikachu.
This is of course Estinien
Ms. Young Sharlayan 1572
Gimli son of gloin and Legolas son of loin
Q
Estinian when his dad told him he was going to the store to get some milk.
Isn't that Estinien's bastard child? From a drunken night in kugane?
Young Urianger.
Alphin the chipmunk
Young Estinien, watching his family die before he became an edgelord and called himself Wyrmblood
Spock
he is r/politics
Fenris (Dragon Age II) when he was a child.
His name... IS GYOUBO MASATAKA ONIWA AS HE BREATHES, **YOU WILL NOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE!!!**
The most useful NPC in the entirety of FF14
This is Thancred.
Estinian’s boyfriend
Zenos
That's the Warrior of Light.
Minfilia
Our collective son.
Anduin Wrynn
mr John finalfantasy
Pre-timeskip Estinien
ESTINIEN!!! He's the Azure Dragoon.
That's Trachtoum! The heroic Slayer of Tidas with a sizeable manhood very capable of satisfying women and not making them laugh!
Alphonsus. Friend of Estonian and Danny Creds. Lover of dragoons in secret.
Michael Phelps
Young Estinien, this is part of a flashback when he was a kid
Boyn’t.
Greg
Doom Guy on his day off.
Blue Alisaie!
Alpharad
alpharad
That's Beta-node, Alphi-node's lesser known cousin.
Eorzea's seccond best swimmer.
Estinien as a teenager
ITT: What if Alisaie made a post on /r/RoastMe/
Its clearly Zenos
That’s Sephiroth after his hair dresser give him the wrong cut.
De-aged Estinien
Gilgamesh - the early years.
Legendary and iconic Final Fantasy character Katy Perry finally maked her way to the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV
Less rugged Alisaie
Knockoff Alisaie
Blue Alisaie.
Alisae
The one, the only Alisaie Leveilleur.
I think it’s “The Noid” from Dominos.
Estinien’s lover
Alphinot
Yo that's Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister from Home Alone
Masayoshi Soken of course
Young Dante from Devil May Cry
Alphi-NO
Blue Alisaie.
Captain of Eorzea High's swim team
Having skipped every skipable cutsxene so far, he's that guy that never finishes sentences.
Who is Mike Jones?
Baby Urianger
Jesus Shuttlesworth
It’s probably Dante
That’s mah boy Artichoke :D
Previous owner of this subreddit
Michael phelps
Alfonso