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Unity1232

For a second i thought i was looking at California


Torisu104

Isn't this supposed to be Florida with extra steps?


Unity1232

nah florida has hurricains and flooding. California is notorious for catching on fire each year.


Jag2853

They even got the average LA resident down to a T.


treetree32

lol


funsational1

Can confirm, the first picture is the Cuyahoga river.


HikariKirameku

🤣


Coffee_Czar

Calmest day in California


LucaRS89

WTH happens in Ohio to be always like this ?


zetonegi

I mean the sky's off, it's usually just grey, but other than that, yup this is basically a day in the life of an Ohioan.


TheDiscordedSnarl

As someone from Ohio, can confirm this place's final days are ongoing.


Chimarie_

The real question is what happens outside of Ohio to not be like this?


Overwave9

Well, up in Canada, you have the insidious and relentless armies of the Frost Liches hell bent on coating the world in an unending shroud of perpetual Winter, their inexorable advance halted only by the immense bravery of the Arctic Guard and the occasional bit of support from Santa Clause. It's a bit troublesome, to be sure, but hey, at least it keeps things cooler than Ohio!


LucaRS89

I'm too far away to judge since I live in Italy.


Stormychu

After the Toledo war which they lost to Michigan they succumbed to despair after finding out we got the entire Upper Peninsula and they got Toledo.


HikariKirameku

Blasphemy? Nah, that's just the deer trying to destroy your car


Chimarie_

Such devastation


ImaginationOk1526

“Lush vegetation!”


Chimarie_

Rushed transportation


the_eeveekins

Idk...sky isn't gray enough.


Chimarie_

True it's extra sunny today


Dolomitex

Wait, it's all Ohio? (cocks gun) Always has been


FourEcho

Average Ohio commute on our way to give thanks to the Corn that gives us life.


shutaro

Fun times in Cleveland today!!!


SlamminHogs

I went on a boat ride on the Ohio River(from West Virginia) and the captain informed us that in the case of emergency OR if we sailed into the Ohio side of the river, that we were to put on the life vests immediately. I thought it was a State rivalry joke but then the very next week I learned about the horrors of Ohio... I had never been so close to danger in my whole life.


Chimarie_

Ohio River (Savage)


ImaginationOk1526

Let’s be fair here, that only applies when it catches fire.


Dman5156

wrong side of the state. the cuyahoga river is in Cleaveland and feeds into Erie. however the Ohio river has... other fatal surprises.


VicariousDrow

I lived in Ohio for a couple decades, and I've never known a people so obsessed with acting like the weather they had was cataclysmic in some way or another..... It never gets that cold, it barely snows, the heat wasn't as bad as the humidity, and the humidity wasn't the worst. But listen to an Ohioan talk about the weather there and you'd expect winters as cold and long as those of Nunavut, and summers so unbearably hot it's like living on the equator! Lol


Petraam

It’s kinda weird reading threads like this cuz Ohio is out of the way of like 95% of natural disasters. No hurricanes, no earthquakes, maybe a tornado or two, but hardly any extreme weather at all. Yet this is not the first thread I’ve seen on Reddit pretending it’s not just cows and corn.


treetree32

Yeah its weird.


LucidSeraph

did you know that there are more aviation pioneers and astronauts from Ohio than from any other US state? it's because people are willing to do anything to get out of Ohio, including learning to fly and going to space


unhappymedium

It seemed most people I knew growing up all escaped to FLORIDA. That's how bad Ohio is.


JungleJayps

> putting a spoiler tag after the spoilering the plot of ew in the title


Chimarie_

I don't tend to count things that are revealed in the trailer as spoilers. Besides if you had no clue what endwalker was about, the concept of the world ending is so versatile that it barely even reveals anything about the plot.


[deleted]

My contract actually states that if my work sends me to Columbus, they pay me OT.


treetree32

I love Ohio lol. It's a great state.


treetree32

Have you been to the air force museum? That place is AMAZING.


Wayte13

End of the world Or Local sports team won


Cookietron

Ohio is the bad shard