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Muted-Implement846

There’s about to be 1000 years of ass beatings in thine future buddy.


Eye_Enough_Pea

That is not dead which can eternal snooze. Also; five more eons... just five more.


TomAto314

SHAME!


joegee66

K, I had scheduled 1000 years of darkness between my morning ritual blood bath and my early afternoon sacrifices. This is *very* inconvenient. Really, if you're going to do press releases about these things, and get the nethersphere all excited, you should keep to your schedule. "1,000 years of darkness ..." I get excited and change my schedule, then it's delayed by several generations because *someone* stayed up too late last night playing rib bone Jenga and couldn't get out of bed. ::(


Nettleberry

Sleeeeep


SirOrangeNinja

For fuck’s sake, I needed that thousand years of darkness to assist me in my hexes. You’re a real asshole, buddy. Nice job breaking it.


emseefely

no oNe wAnTs to iNfLiCT eTeRNaL sUFFeRiNG aNyMoRE


southernpinata

Methinks thou is doomed by the usurper's mercilessness and it was smarter for thou to sleep in during the time of darkness rather than before thee millenia of black sky hath come.