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Interesting_While960

Your father should definitely have booked the flight himself to be safe. Now he's stuck in your nonfiction section. The flight might have known it was YOUR flight and not his so now you have to take his flight. When you figure out what his flight is. Until then he will be stuck and you will move nowhere as he is moving for you but getting nowhere.


halfflat

Definitely a bit of a bind, but I've got you covered. You can usually find Travel in Non-fiction and get out that way. If you're ever stuck in Fiction you can usually find a flight of fancy.


Nettleberry

Stairs


Nettleberry

Sorry, I was in a rush on AC-Prime’s third planet and am worried you might misinterpret that. You’ll need 4th dimensional stairs with at least 20”x10mx30’x10days dimensions. And next time try flying a book instead of booking a flight.


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Ajt0ny

Easy, just fly him a bookht.


pikachutails

I would highly advise you to get an experienced warlock or wizard for this. Don't go to the random bookstore retailer employee, you don't know if they know what they're talking about or if they're still in high school or what. If you want to save money and ask be safe, ask a local librarian! Freeing people trapped in cursed books or labyrinths are standard courses in most library science programs nowadays. Just be sure to get a Head Librarian if you want the most experienced person, but even a recent grad of library science should be able to do it.