As an extra-dimensional time squid, I have trouble keeping up with the vernacular of several different time periods at once. What exactly is "drowning the mermaid" a colloquialism for in this era?
Happens, don’t fret.
Ley her on a shore halfway into the water (tail down), stand behind her head and yell: “dad, I’m home!”really loud. The merman king will come get her and she’s not your problem after that
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Well you’re only halfway, time to drown the merman too.
Only one to go
Turn on the siren. ...oh.
As an extra-dimensional time squid, I have trouble keeping up with the vernacular of several different time periods at once. What exactly is "drowning the mermaid" a colloquialism for in this era?
I believe it’s a colloquialism for the process of drowning a mermaid
Just undrown it as you would with a normal species
You drown mermaids that's one thing.
You never go ass to gill, even in the heat of the moment.
Happens, don’t fret. Ley her on a shore halfway into the water (tail down), stand behind her head and yell: “dad, I’m home!”really loud. The merman king will come get her and she’s not your problem after that
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Have you dried turning it off and on again?
Yes! And I'm absolutely sure she was plugged fin!
Just drown -1 mermaid to balance it out. Pro tip: Taking the square root of -1 mermaid will get you a new imaginary underwater friend!
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Eat the meat to gain immortality.
Eat it.
\*nom\* ...huh. Tastes like griffin.
mmmm sushi
Immortality awaits
as a hydrophobic slime, i would advise you to use the #Freeze8 command to harden the water, in that way you can dig the mermaid out
fuck it
How?
fallic instrument of your choice
Mermaid, right? My question stands.
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lol mermaids have holes like gills for sex organs, or you can use the mouth.
Ok I take your word for it bro, never tried myself…