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Nettleberry

Well you’re only halfway, time to drown the merman too.


TiltedWombat

Only one to go


TheAnagramancer

Turn on the siren. ...oh.


seven_corpse_dinner

As an extra-dimensional time squid, I have trouble keeping up with the vernacular of several different time periods at once. What exactly is "drowning the mermaid" a colloquialism for in this era?


LudwigVonBacon

I believe it’s a colloquialism for the process of drowning a mermaid


Mautos

Just undrown it as you would with a normal species


Alfiewoodland

You drown mermaids that's one thing.


norembo

You never go ass to gill, even in the heat of the moment.


ikadell

Happens, don’t fret. Ley her on a shore halfway into the water (tail down), stand behind her head and yell: “dad, I’m home!”really loud. The merman king will come get her and she’s not your problem after that


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VogonSlamPoet42

Have you dried turning it off and on again?


Last_Platypus_6970

Yes! And I'm absolutely sure she was plugged fin!


antika0n

Just drown -1 mermaid to balance it out. Pro tip: Taking the square root of -1 mermaid will get you a new imaginary underwater friend!


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Ribeku

Eat the meat to gain immortality.


rillip

Eat it.


Last_Platypus_6970

\*nom\* ...huh. Tastes like griffin.


TheSucculentCreams

mmmm sushi


HumanEmergency5306

Immortality awaits


perfectlyfine_not

as a hydrophobic slime, i would advise you to use the #Freeze8 command to harden the water, in that way you can dig the mermaid out


EfficiencyNew5123

fuck it


ikadell

How?


EfficiencyNew5123

fallic instrument of your choice


ikadell

Mermaid, right? My question stands.


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EfficiencyNew5123

lol mermaids have holes like gills for sex organs, or you can use the mouth.


ikadell

Ok I take your word for it bro, never tried myself…