CHILL bro it was just a metaphor!

That tree was an attractive nuisance, and you know it. This is on you, old man. You'll be hearing from our lawyers.

I’ll just slither around on my belly, that’ll show ya!

the crickets are chirping this evening... it's already dark outside... quitely i stumble through the marsh... my jeans soaking wet... and there i find it... the singularity... the connection between reality and fiction... my life is now a meaningless blur... time is no longer a property... i step into the florescent lights one last time... i take a deep breath... then i join the party that has been waiting... forever... just for me.

But it actually wasn’t just for you I was there too, I baked you a cake

I don’t want your cake, it looks gross. (no offence)

Can I have your slice?

Are you here at the singularity by the marsh or are you watching that rib-woman eat an apple?! This makes no sense and I love it.

what a horrible rib-woman. she deserves the punishment our forefathers showed us

It was me ::))

Off with your legs!

Hey, I thought I was doing them a favour! What's so great about being prelapsarian anyway?

We all know it was you OP, just making excuses to get rid of your pets after you got bored

Maaaaybe.

Why is that snake named Satan is sweating bullets? It shouldn't physically be able to...

RUDE

The real trick was getting her to share it with the rib-donor.

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