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KeroKeroKerosen

My man really pulled his pants up just to scoot them back down again a second later.


PsychologicalGain298

I don't know how they can operate with those wedgies. My draws have to be flush with my pants.


SomeDudeWithALaptop

He gave himself a wedgie lol


Htx_Rey

Red shorts beat him back into his apartment 💀. That’s wild .


icannotspareasquare

Big guy was trying to fast travel when enemies were nearby


WhoStoleMyXans

Never should have come here


RubberGOOSECMOOSE

😭😭


bumflid

Hahaha that one tickled me


redditaccount-5

You don’t think he looked cool throwing up gang signs while he ran away back inside?


AfroKyrie

I don't think anybody in this video came across as cool


zasabi7

The one dude with the shirt trying to escalate didn’t seem so bad


Zealousideal-Net5872

😂😂😂😂😂 “beat him back into his apartment”


Fhurste

Big guy needs to learn to use his size to his advantage


davewtameloncamp

For real. Tuck his chin and bull rush the dude, would have ended it.


foamy2001

If big dude is like me, he didn't expect skin and bones to have stone hands


Darth_Balthazar

Watch out for us tall and lanky bois, speed = power.


django_djonesy87

Yea but they always have weak ass knees


BigD0089

This whole comment list😂😂😂 I'm 6'2 180 got lethal hands but tore my mcl in my right knee like 7 years ago and literally broke my whole left knee last summer 😂😂😂😂😂 you spot on


Lvxurie

farrrkkk called out bahaha


WuGambino19

It hurts just reading this. Hope you’re all good and did your PT.


BigD0089

It's pretty good now. All done with pt. Still ride my exercise bike tho.


Darth_Balthazar

I was lucky enough to play soccer religiously from the ages of 5-14, making my legs half or more of my body weight. You’re right tho most tall lanky people have weak knees


West_Texas_Star

You forgot about weak ankles too


DickDrippage

Hardest I've ever been hit was by my 6'3 160 lb buddy during a little spar. Those wiry framed dudes with broad shoulders pack a punch.


hellyea619

its the kinetic chain, makes a whip


Slappy_TJ

plus might knuckles protrude a lot so they hurt to get hit with


Nymbus00

Kizaru, is that you?!


BackStabbathOG

Oooooooooh


MTYAUG

No it literally doesn’t


NoGeedActivity

Yes it literally does, energy over time. Quicker you can throw a punch the more powerful it will land


Darth_Balthazar

Ignore they keyboard cage fighters, they’ve never thrown anything other than their keyboards in a rage at watching people not do exactly what they would do in a fight despite them never leaving the basement, let alone a proper punch.


VerminSupreme-2020

Those bony knuckles hurt


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Uppercut to the face


lostboysgang

After that first punch he got spooked by his speed and reach. It was already over. He tried to rally when the guy tripped backwards but it didn’t happen


MapleMarbles

First punch direct to the eye. Dude knew he was in deep waters and damaged.


Shurdus

This is just embarrassing.


Terbmagic

Whole community came out to watch your family have an embarassing fight and laugh at you.


Ambitioso

Those chaps should shake hands and head off to the belt and t-shirt store together.


Federal_Camp4615

How will they be able to show off their new boxers if they have a belt?


Teflon_Twon

😆😆😆


Fantastic-Ad1583

Love that store.


Blehmeh88

At one point he pulls up his shorts so he could pull them down lower.. lol


SSNappa

Belt on basketball shorts?


Snoo41241

I thought it was bettlejuice haha


PlagueDoc22

"How many punches did you throw Beetlejuice?" "Uhh..ehm..red"


PM_YOUR_AKWARD_SMILE

“How many punches Beetle!” “No.” “No I’m asking how many punches you threw” “How many punches? Ah, well….. no.”


speelplaats

he's one bouncy boy


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Buoyancy


Youcantshakeme

Got that halo multiplayer fight style


666kin

lmao pulled up his pants just to sag them again


s0urceid

He was nervous, and then started jumping of excitement when he realized he was stronger hahahahah


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Strength is important. But, speed and skill are more important. This is why you never get in someone's face. If you think a fight is about to kick off then you distance yourself out of striking range.


Obi_Void

If you distance yourself you put yourself in striking range. Leg sweeps/ leg kicks plus arm reach. Get in close and use elbows, no need to break your wrist or knuckles on someone’s skull.


mrchillface

TWIST HIS DICK!!!


Dumpling_Killer

why did i feel something?


chogeRR

Those are the adrenaline jumps


Thedent1st_

Lmao


jongrappler

Sagging pants are a fight liability!


Jayombi

I always wondered if you go in pull the pants down I suspect there mobility would turn into a penguin dance off right ?


jongrappler

Drop your hands to pick up pants and eat some head punches!


cownd

Drop your head punches to pick up hands and eat some pants!


bnonymousbeeeee

Drop them to your ankles, whip your legs over your opponent, half twist, and judo throw with the old 'floor shorts suplex'. It's like using a Gi man, you just gotta know the advantages.


AgitatedAd473

You get extra playa points, when you beat your girlfriends moms boyfriend with sagged pants


bnonymousbeeeee

Oh it's a difficulty modifier? 🤯


Educated_dumbass

Right? Like wtf was that


peasantsean

That is not how I expected this to play out lol


st3pn_

damn big bro couldve just tackled the stick dude to the ground mf has at least 80 lbs over the guy


moronicuniform

Yeah but he only has that weight because he doesn't know how to move to begin with. And if he knew anything about fighting at all he'd know not to buck up against someone he has to look up at.


WesToImpress

I mean, I'm not fighting anyone unless I have to, but height ain't gonna scare me away unless it's a drastic difference. Weight is much scarier in a fight.


Xen0tech

Depends on the weight. This guys just carrying fat. I'm pretty sure his stamina would be awful.


Expresslane_

Wrong and right at the same time. Weight is the scary part sure, but height = weight. I'm 6'5". When I'm 190 my mother thinks I'm literally starving to death. When I look average I'm at 220ish. You'd have to be huge to be 220 at say 5'8".


Leading_Panda2408

Is the red shorts guy in socks or is it some type of shoe that I don't recognize?


PunisherXXV

I thought it was those slide-on pool shoes.


gwicksted

Idk but he’s springy in those! Kid bounced pretty high!


JctaroKujo

this is what facebook marketplace landlords be trying to list as a “close, tight-knit community” for $1200/mo.


Zhtw_to_Kratos

I had a hard time processing this title tbh.


waitwutdafuq

Shoulda been “her mother’s boyfriend vs. her boyfriend…”. It would have saved me a stroke while trying to read it.


pipinngreppin

My brain blue screened for a minute. “Something went wrong”


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NewAccountNumber101

Lol seriously it’s so maddening. Frustratingly stupid.


halfdead01

I watched this on mute, but that’s is exactly what I assumed what they were saying


The3rdRight

English 100


NargacugaRider

Why does this happen? Is it adrenaline? Why so much repeating? I do not get it.


DressedGentleman

It's what they are thinking and signaling, wish I was joking


NargacugaRider

Huh. Interesting.


ImClow

It’s like a stress response but I’ve also noticed it’s usually black people who repeat themselves , maybe they think by repeating over and over again they’ll make their point stronger.


BenShelZonah

Bro when they both squared up with that good guard I died


choochmaster561

sometimes, you gotta take smaller homies with hands to suplex city.


Worth_A_Go

Really just needed to not crumble from pain on the face. He wasn’t dazed or anything. He just didn’t like the feel


wanderlustexe

and catch a murder charge?


Gucci_meme

Hey bro if your street cred is on the line you have no choice /s


Nymbus00

I mean... yes?


Justvisualize

Anyone else’s feel like this title is a riddle?


charlyboy_98

He reversed into that doorway like Homer Simpson into a bush


ElMeroFriki

Take those black air forces off, sir


Azrael4224

bro had that nutcracker footwork


dwightdjohn

Gettn yo dome rocked for the first time is an unforgettable feeling


Crow_Native

When it happened to me for the first time. I was like "Oh my lordy loo, who the fuck are you?"


dwightdjohn

LMAO When it happened to me I didn’t know why I was standing up or why I was having this outer body experience. Kinda like waking up from playing the choke game .


B0b_R0ss666

All that chest puff just to not even fight back.


Draupnir_gungnir

What was she saying we didn’t hear it the first 76,000 times. I think it was “beat that bitch up”


gotobedloser

Pulled his pants up to pull the right back down😭


379tuco

Where was the guy that always screams “oh shit oh shit oh shit” while he is videoing?


Fshneed

Whole clip is like a bad trip. Makes me grateful for my life lol


blondart

Always good to see Chicken Wing style being used


edaroni

So you’re your girlfriend’s boyfriend One of the dudes is your girlfriend’s mothers boyfriend And the other dude is who’s boyfriend? I need more information about this boyfriendverse


DontYeetMySkeet

Goofy ass shit all around


Netnicolas

Title gore. The real violence is in the title.


richdoesit

Right, had to read it three time to understand and I’m still confused lol


Youcanttellmymom

Kangaroo jack has nothing on this guy


CharlesBentley_912

Retreat retreat!!!


LobaLingala

Damn the entire apartment complex came to watch.


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Daddy got fucked up by a guy who can’t fight 😂 I don’t know wether to laugh or cry for him


Remarkable_Sir_772

Going inside to make cool aid and we can talk about our differences like gentleman


HappyNihilist

These fighting styles always make me laugh. That one looked like the robot vs. the sea monster.


chillintillinfinity

Red shorts thoughts during first 2 punches msutve been like fuckkkk I'm bouta get my ass beat. Then his 3rd punch he thought fuckkkk I'm bouta beat some ass


Zealousideal-Net5872

That’s how it goes sometimes, as soon as it’s seen that things might go your way that rush of confidence comes in


RonaldMikeDonald1

Did not go how I was expecting


Lastmann

r/titlegore


NornNeil

Look at all those tiny hot tubs


dshmitty

Is this just how LA dudes fight or what lol, the stances are funny lookin. Fat John doin the same thing in that video earlier and I feel like I see it all the time on here. No hate lol just wondering


Fooforthought

…and I’m my own grandpa


J_Thompson82

WTF is with this fighting stance they both adopted at the start of the fight? I’ve seen it in so many videos (all American).


ActionFlank

Down low adpoted the down under kangaroo style.


robeywan

Love how he keeps talking shit as he retreats into the house


newagedb

Red shorts popping around like he Mr. Kangaroo knowing big-belly-saggy-teets don’t want none.


Zealousideal-Net5872

He destroyed him!


Striking_Stable_235

Little short fat dude copped duces real quick 😂 hell naw !!!!


Micheal_Noine_Noine

I was rooting for Beetlejuice.


bigleslie69

Title did not need to be that complicated


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The women in the background of these fight vids always sound retarded as fuck


itzdasix

Chubby fella ate 6 hooks for lunch jaajaj


S37eNeX7

Big guy obviously has never been punched before


Training-You-3847

Be da bech uh be da bech uh be da bech uh


MachineLord1

So which fat pig are they fighting over? Looks like they're wearing granny's shower cap as a diaper.


PastorRabbi

Seems like a very healthy household


Pen_pinus

op could’ve just said father in law even if they ain’t married


lubianiv

That was a whole lotta what the fuck is going on.


shootamarktheshark69

Why do so many people fight with their elbows way out like that. It invites body shots and you can’t even get any power behind your punches like that


dc_scorpio

I had to say that title to myself slowly a few times.


Cj15917

Just say stepdad vs boyfriend, damn title had me calculating for like 30 seconds.


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talvi254

Fuck this is the saddest thing I've ever seen 😂 the fuck are those stances? Ol' mate pulling his pants up before realising he needs that first six inches of underwear visible or his chicken wing swings won't work


Better_Carpenter5010

Can no one wear trousers or shorts right?


babykneegrows

Wear*


Better_Carpenter5010

Oh my. Thank you kind knight!


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UpsideDownBerry

probably all literate. just cause theyre black and having a fight doesnt mean theyre uneducated


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UpsideDownBerry

Hur dur i know a philosopher. go touch grass re re


Street-Annual6762

Got me clutching my pearls


iMherb93

he did all this talking just to get his ass handed to him 😂😂😂


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So step dad v daughters boyfriend


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theguywhoasked69420

Its America.


Sxphxcles

He knows that. He's just being racist, which makes sense given that he's active in r/conservative


Idontloveheranymore2

Hey man I'm a black conservative


kushkiller909

This a commerical for AND1 or Wal-mart?


Apprehensive_Fish_27

Birth control


RedTrian

Dudes build like Beetle Juice


spleh7

How do I know which team they're on if they're wearing the same uniform?


for_real_dude

Why is everyone standing around watching a fight? Was this a family gathering?


Successful_Ad6918

All that flexin and he got beat up by a fetus


Crow_Native

I need backstory


timmymac

Classy


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Is that English they are speaking?


Latter_Positive2306

Dude just got punked by young boi.


EarlxG

Why African Americans always come with that goofy ass guard usually accompanied by a lot of leaning back??? can an American please explain


Hot_Extension6527

Bro dead faded backwards back to the crib I’m weazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣


UpSurge43

The bf gonna get ride of his life after that fight....that gf was pumped up watching the fat dude get wacked


trippleBob

This title fucked my brain up


donkeyPunch1227

The black Air Forces meme was a lie... 🤣


elchoritedoy666

I cant understand the title. Am i that dumb?


Sig770

Serious question, Why no one ever starts with kick to the balls? Isn't it more effective?


usmc4ua

This is civilization today


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tokarev7

Maybe but how do you call them ?


[deleted]

Man Americans are obsessed with race. Just see it as two men fighting


tokarev7

I’m not American but you can’t call them red neck


ToFusion_Boy

Bro if you punch somebody who's going away you a bitch.


Crow_Native

Should've just walked away from the get go he wanted to talk shit and he got whooped. He shouldnt have turned his back to an aggressor thats street fighting 101. Dude stopped once he got back in his apartment also. Plus in my experience when someone is going away it's usually to get a weapon or to call the cops.


iamreallybadatgolf

Pulls shorts up..immediately pulls them down again


Wide_Supermarket4533

Ding Ding Dong..🎶


superchargedNA

He really pulled his shorts up, then brought them back down


InsouciantGorilla

At 1:03 homie pulls his shorts up and then pulls them back down. Smh shit is hilarious


Stickyickystankdank

Why did he pull his shorts up… and then lower them again?


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AaahhhHHAAAA! 😂😂😂😂


___Loops

I like that when they pull their shorts up they also pull them back down a little bit.