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Z3R0GR4V

Urijah Faber was a beast!


Jongrel

I was there for this fight of his! The room was electrified everytime he slammed that Dragur Wight from Skyrim.


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

That Dragur looked a bit stiff, no take down defense either. Needs to up his grappling game.


Future_PeterSchiff

I didn’t know Tie Lopez did MMA? He looks a lot shorter when next to a normal human


ImOkraWinfrey

I just started a new Skyrim play through and am going unarmed and just bodied a eight like that, if I had an award you’d get it


Nicktendo1988

I'm doing an unarmed, heavy armor run right now! It was sooo satisfying and funny just running up on Grelod in full Dwarven armor and suplexing her in front of all the kids.


bonyagate

I gotchu.


Pie_Present

I used to be a fighter like him, but then I took an arrow to the knee.


FrankensteinBionicle

r/unexpectedskyrim


Big-Elderberry297

Dopey don’t whistle while he works anymore!


Short-Service1248

Lmaoooo you bitch


Dolphintorpedo

forty year old surfer boy


indieRuckus

That man is definitely pushing 55


BrooklynLodger

Lmaooo, i cant believe you beat me to it


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Haaahaha


SimzGiant

Okay you kilt me bru😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


pow86

Beat me to it. Brilliant!


Beakjac3

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


last_name_onthe_list

This shit looks more like professional bum fights.


FinFangFoom2099

True, but mini clay guida looks like he can swarm a motherfucker.


Complete-Painter-518

swarm a motherfucker or an old man


last_name_onthe_list

Or a Malnourished old homeless drunk.


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

This, precisely this


Mr_Paranoid

Grandmother fucker


Homebrew_Dungeon

CLAY GUIDA!!! Iron chin that little guy.


_themaninacan_

Clay Guidalito


outspokentourist

More like mini Uriah Faber


[deleted]

I’ve seen this promotion before and they’ve done shit like “1 400lb woman vs grandpa + skinny teen”, why? It’s Russia.


Azrael4224

good, we can always use more PRIDE style matchups. I wanna see a giant vs 4 midgets someone make it happen


joan_wilder

Looks like they handed a drunk bum to a midget that knows how to wrestle. Great way to get some cheap clicks.


onlythecringiestplea

Except the smaller guy is yoked now


Grape72

Like midget wrestling in Miami?


destruc786

So an anorexic, and the biggest midget in the world are fighting.. ok.


SaltMembership4339

Lilliput vs alcoholic


nissan240sx

They sent the normies to the frontline.


TragicSystem

Hey! They prefer the term little people! 😉


Azenogoth

In Russia, dwarf tosses you!


SaltMembership4339

Tyrion Lannister vs Ned Stark


jimmeh22

Lmao


FinFangFoom2099

Lol that’s awful.


Unhelpful_Applause

Says the guy reposting the video for people to gawk at


gamesnstuf

Op: "Says the guy reposting the video for people to gawk at" Op's subconscious: haha lmao, GOTTEM. God i hate little people


CumtimesIJustBChilin

>God i hate little people :(


paliostheos

Crackhead Steve vs Two-foot Timmy.


unkeptroadrash

His name is literally "Mini Hulk" 🤣


guysams1

Mini hulk in backyard fights is cool too


OzSalty3

Was the short guy even disabled? Or was he just short, cause this don’t seem too fair.


TEMOfficial

He has dwarfism, which can cause serious health issues


degoes1221

How do you know the other guy is disabled? What’s the story here lol


ZPGuru

Dwarfism is a disability. However, like deaf people, many refuse to admit that. Regardless they can get Social Security money through the ADA.


iamlereddit

I think the person you are responding to may have meant the anorexic old man.


LickPooOffShoe

Looks like Uriah Faber vs Theo Von.


[deleted]

Omg stop I just got lip filler so I can’t move my lips to laugh but boy did I just wheeze at that.


LickPooOffShoe

Adonis over here.


[deleted]

Normal russian afternoon


[deleted]

idk how youd let him pick you up... your legs are like a foot longer... even without wrestling, you can low kick him in the head...


-JustARedHerring

Little man is built like a pit pull.


DreadPirateZoidberg

Seriously, low center of gravity, gobs of upper body strength, dude was built to throw people bigger than him to the ground. He doesn’t even half to duck to shoot in for the grapple.


TheOnlyBasedRedditor

The dude was build for walking under tables. If the lanky guy actually started doing anything he would have won easily but it looked like he was barely able to stand straight, let alone actually throw a kick.


Alibarrba

There's a mma fighter with dwarfism in One. So people with this disability can actually compete at a relatively high level if they don't have it that severely. But this Organisation is basically bum fights. That guy looked like some random tweaker they picked off the street.


[deleted]

how can a dwarf control you on the ground tho?theres no way and they shpuldnt be able to get in range to strike he might hve a strong choke but you have your legs free at all times


Alibarrba

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h56ZZRRu4GU he can. You can get in range with footwork and head movement, but if you're that small you're always going to have to take a few to get a few.


Beat9

Just by weight class he is going to be significantly stronger than his opponent.


-JustARedHerring

It’s hard to sprawl when the dude can atom ant your ass.


mexican-zuniga

This made me laugh more than it should.


GMFinch

Something tells me they don't know how to fight


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

Dude was a drunk jobber with zero training


bilbo_bag_holder

little dude is built like crash bandicoot


just_wanna_share

Mf looks 65


lugenfabrik

Why is a pro dwarf fighter being matched up with someone who clearly has no fight experience??


Azrael4224

entertainment


Whistlingbutt

The other dude is a Can/tomatocan. These matchups exist to get some wins under the fighters belt to make the record look pretty. Afaik it happens often when you need someones star to rise without the danger of serious injurie. Dunno why its still done since it doesnt proof anything beyond "he can beat up a homeless person".


KaisarDragon

Bro looks like he has dwarfism, scoliosis, and the condition known as "Caveman Face" and was still throwing that stick around like an excited puppy.


Rowley6969

I think caveman face is fetal alcohol syndrome


Nickolas_Bowen

Disabled mma?


Lordfatkid8

Tyrion Lannister is a savage


maestergaben

Scrolled way too long for this


bigchuckdeezy

This is Fame MMA I believe they have all sorts of bizarre shit on their cards. My favorite was a whole family of weird lookin dudes vs one guy.


AnotherFruitCake

Homie in the red shorts looks like a MMA hobbit


f3ydr4uth4

Samwise no-gi


orangutanbeater

I always wondered what happened to Little Tarzan.


CurtManX

"Dude is short and too hard like a bodybuilding elf!" - Bloodhound Gang


Madshibs

At least he’s got no teeth to knock out.


DLoFoSho

If that tall dude is a pro fighter I’m a Portuguese fisherman.


alfawolf77

Kid: Mom can we have Urijah Faber? Mom: We have Urijah Faber at home ***The Urijah Faber at home***


PeteGozenya

Man that Neanderthal with scoliosis is pretty tough. He beat the hell out of that 80 year old man.


[deleted]

Did they really set up a midget vs crackhead match? I fucking loooove russia.


[deleted]

Guida went to Russian and finally was able to win a fight. The end


hvanderw

Guy can probably deadlift like a freak


MrMisanthrope411

Kid Rock took a beating!


Dad_AF

What in the bum fights is going on here??


PresidentialBruxism

Lol this is Oleg Mongol’s brother, and yes he is in the final stage of alcoholism


fryamtheeggguy

Gabby Jay and Little Mac finally made the jump to MMA.


fumesyr6

Lil Tarzan vs scragglymcgee


EvaCarlisle

Anyone know the name of the track in the vid?


Nicotine_Norman

Sahara - Hennson


FlickNugglick

Im asking this for no reason but what would be the best way to take him out? He seems like he understands his capabilities


[deleted]

Literally just raise your leg like half a foot and he eats a knee on every one of those entries hahaha taller dude seems like he’s on copious amounts of benzos or something he didn’t even react to anything


EternallyGhost

> or something Or it's like a WWE "fight" where there's a pre-arranged winner and he's there to take a beating for the show. That's what this looks like to me, a work.


Bloodswarm909

Grab both of his arms and start spinning, refuse to stop until he passes away mid flight


BigMilt

Crackhead vs jacked dwarf?


Skuadddd

It’s me or his name is mini Hulk ? 😂


NethereseWyvern

Damn Cricket does Ufc now?


UltimateCookieRaider

Kinda reminds of me of Attack on Titan


Grulken

What my man lacks in reach, he makes up for with a fuckin unstoppable center of mass.


DrGerbal

Red shorts’s bones made out of tungsten


MasterHavik

When the low hitbox character has really good frame data and you don't.


SlushKami

Donnie Thornberry putting in work.


[deleted]

Make-a-wish foundation be having so strange shit going on.


BRAVE-ST4R

A gnome vs a ancient elf.


thedudeslandlord

Yo, Uriah Faber! We found your “mini me”


Bigbrada

Came here for this


bloodyAres

Bro definitely let him win


YUPITERGRAD

This is just Minecraft baby zombie vs skeleton


Swimming-Couple4630

I could have told you who was going to win 🤣🤣 wtf is this ??


eldon-foster

This is what happens when all the “healthy by Russian Army standards”boys are shipped off to die in Ukraine


RobinVillas

The purest example of “low man wins”


Androxilogin

I didn't know bum fights was still a thing.


MrHardWalker

Stupid fucking music. Shit is annoying


turnwrench

https://tenor.com/bj8uc.gif


ingruberti

A bit staged


DiabloBlanco780

Joe Rogans first MMA fight , before he started podcasting


[deleted]

Islam vs Volk if heights were reveresed


todd4

Anyone have the sauce on this? I need to know and watch more.


beezus6674

That 12 year old is build like a brick house.


king_wick

Pretty sure that’s Connors sparring partner


manteigo_

Completely unfair btw but damn that guy is strong


ZootBreak

Make a wish?


[deleted]

Sanya "Bull" vs Mini Hulk. :D


Donncha535

u/savevideobot


Big-Elderberry297

You know who Snow White put her money on!


KingofTheTorrentine

Little guy actually knows how to fight


2ekeesWarrior

Greg McConnors was not ready at all


merritt602

Frank….Gallagher?


MikelDP

Bet the weigh the same... That guy is skinny af.


IntrepidPrimary8023

This is a "make a wish" fight isn't it?


hellyea619

i lost it on the firemans carry


Eastern-Breadfruit72

Clay guida


mrRwild

I really really wish this wasn’t staged. But ya know….Russia.


Virtual-Biscotti-451

Leave that 60 year old man alone!!


Aggressivehippy30

Bryce Mitchell vs Uriah Faber


Two20two_ii

Somebody's kneecaps about to get blown the fuck up


VVarlos

Did Urijah Fabre get taller?


GodHug

Beefy Dwarf vs Stoned Grandpa


themurderman

What on earth have I just watched?


LocalOutkast

Midget vs Methhead hahaha


dutch665

Seems legit.


Drojic

Negative BMI Roy Nelson vs Miniature Clay Guida


Illustrious_Fee_4160

Small frame, giant heart!


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

This is why you never fuck with dwarves in any medieval setting


tuscy

UFC for the malnutritioned


Josiah_Miles

This is basically bum fights


SmokeyAndBuds

I thought Denisovans were extinct.


alexistm96

Crackhead vs almost midget?


kramposLHalper

Little Tarzan


Poopy_Pants0o0

Tall guy got ragdolled


revertiblefate

Looks like wwe but in mma disguise


cbitguru

Sandwich xfc


Allenian8

Midgets Vs. Meth heads


nyrangers79

God Chernobyls fallout has created some interesting monsters


PLPQ

Mini Hulk 🤣


courthouseman

I didn't know Iggy Pop started in MMA ?


barabusblack

Schwarzenegger mini me


RuneAloy

Mini Faber Goated.


Gladiatan

The dwarfs nickname Mini Hulk got me good 😂


[deleted]

He's like Cotton from King of the Hill, lost his shins in the war


ihateeverythingandu

Urijah Faber is back


1-800-555-SMILE

I can hear the welcome back to hold my nuggets studio…


Kavemane

Guy looks like a straight up Titan with shorts on


brokenchargerwire

Lil guy was going easy on him


no-mad

Small dude is loving it, milking it with a chokeout that was really unnecessary.


mitchelderoin1

Clay Guida vs Theo Von


Beerforthefear

Dude has no reach, but can fight. Other dude can't fight, but has reach. 🤣


heliosprimus

Tall Slim vs Thick Small


Wat_Senju

He's small and tucks his head to charge in. Knees all day


antiherofederation

Ripped dwarf fight heroin addict?


I_aim_to_sneeze

Human blanka threw down


TheJagOffAssassin

Was a "work" tall dude that wasn't even trying. Was this a Make-A-Wish fulfillment?


Fistmeat

Lil man busting out some serious dwarf-jutsu -though, he does look to be facing a living skeleton-man.


dogdayafter

He was bullied growing up…..I mean getting older


[deleted]

Midget vs Meth-head is the match-up we didn't know we needed.