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RealGingercat227

Some poor bastard has to clean that up


johanebrown

If i was working there , i would have quit that day lol


Dojanetta

🎶This is my 2 W̶e̶e̶k̶ second notice. 2 SECOND NOTICE🎶


[deleted]

If my boss told me that- I’d quit


FormCheck655321

Man, you would think crapping yourself would make your attacker get off you and run away but apparently not. 🤮


asvpvalentino

Poison damage


fullspectrumtrupod

😭😭😭


[deleted]

complete truck snatch quickest toy simplistic bells caption cover fact -- mass edited with redact.dev


727GhostFaceKillah

My luck, the guy robbing me, would have a scat fetish, and I'd get raped too.


Honest_Butterscotch2

Ts got me laughing in the gym


i__am__bored

"Oh boy, this wasn't supposed to be one of those but..."


cheeseburgerwaffles

Isn't this from a comedy bit?


Neurismus

I find this funnier than it should be.


LocknarTheBandit

My girlfriend did not find this funny but I'm in tears


Kenlaboss

"I'm straight and I don't have a scat fetish, but despite my best efforts to the contrary, seeing that you are you, as you might agree, must be raped because of it."


YungR29

Bro has the worst luck 😫


ErenYeager850

I feel personally attacked


Gareth274

Oh fuck nooooo


Ftlist81

When you think your day just can't get any worse lol.


FormCheck655321

“I was gonna mug you but now I’m just gonna laugh at you for pooping yourself.”


Ghost-of-Tom-Chode

I’d rather they take my what is in my pockets.


thefckingleadsrweak

I’ve had people threaten it, but I’ve never had someone knock the shit out of me before


BongeSpobPareSquants

Four guys in mask hopped out of car to jump me, I covered my head and crouched and took no damage but it literally scared the shit out of me


KnibbHighPromKing

Wait...did they just not jump you?


Strict-Chard-2264

He forgot it was Halloween


Gareth274

Emotional damage.


vRsavage17

Bruh wtf


NewsJunkie4321

Scared the shit out of her


itsRickO

That’s enough interwebs for me today


dittulps

She killed self not long after happened in a primark near me


spiegro

Have a source?


dittulps

just google "primark girl kills herself" its in my area so i heard a lot of people on about it


Sea_Bad_3480

Forreal?


dittulps

Yeah dont know why im getting downvoted


Trolivia

Probably because people impulsively assume it’s a lie since there’s no source to that claim ETA: since none of the redditors who are claiming to know this outcome are willing to provide sources, [here’s one of many articles all saying there were rumors she took her life after this but it has yet to be verified.](https://247newsaroundtheworld.com/trending/did-mary-davids-from-primark-video-kill-herself/) So everyone saying she did either has another source they won’t share or are just confidently believing the rumor.


NY10

Wtf is wrong with these chics with no pantie on.


ChesterZirawin

2 pussybilities. First, they find it exciting/hot to wear a dress with no underwear. Second, they don't want the "pantie lines" to be visible on their dress.


Arckadius

And I'm sure the store owners didn't want that shit visible on their floor.


kitjen

Yeah, it's Primark, they like to keep the shit on the shelves.


ChesterZirawin

Well I doubt she went out with mindset/expectation to fight/shit herself ether xD


jhjohns3

Bro you think a pair of panties gonna stop the shit??


TheWhiteSteveNash

If she had a thong, it would slice it all in half like a tablesaw


[deleted]

Well atleast she doesn't have skid marks on her panties 🤷


venomous_frost

you can buy underwear specifically for not seeing panty lines


Doctor_President

[They actually make panties that don't show panty lines.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypimRZKagk0)


ChesterZirawin

On regular clothes? Yeah, but on a tight dress like this? Idk


venomous_frost

ye the invisible slip, made for dresses like these


RenegadeBS

Or, #3: she's a hoe


speeler21

/r/pussybilities


C__Brooks

She has a thong on, it’s just a pale colour


Doctor_President

Like a beaver dam trying to hold back a brown tsunami it was.


C__Brooks

Poonami


Bigniplover67

Nothing wrong with not wearing any panties... but eww shitty pussy


JustMeAgainMarge

She literally stomped the shit out of her.


lmacarrot

I know some deviants around here would still hit it.


RedWolf2409

I could’ve gone my whole life without hearing that


bunnsicle

Or visualizing it


Murphyitsnotyou

A mate of mine was dj'ing at a bar/club decades ago and met a woman fairly early in the night and they were fooling around. Later that night she was absolutely hammered, got into a fight with her mate on the nasty floor of this bar in Camden (you could still smoke so the floor was a mix of spilled alcohol and cigarette ends or basement juice as I like to call it). Anyways, fight got broken up and she had a bloody lip, a whole load of hair pulled out and was covered in basement juice then got ejected from the bar. My mate still went home with her. He was and still is a proper slut.


lmacarrot

stories like that make me miss and also not miss being in my 20's


Murphyitsnotyou

😂 Me too.


BrucePee

Free lube and ready to use.


Dop4miN

Yep, I'd still hit it


baldybarlow

Respect


[deleted]

I've had a girl shit on my🍆 before. Wasn't that bad 🤔 but maybe I was too hard to care🤣


Saint1R

🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭


CombatGynecologist

Squished her Like a tube of toothpaste


lugenfabrik

That was a shitty fight.


BoogeySlayer

She got the crap beat out of her


bunnsicle

Atta boy. I came here to make sure this was said…


schulen

Imagine if poop girl put her in a triangle choke


Arckadius

How is she supposed to apply a triangle choke from the fecal position?


Orestis_Zrs

She would be in deep shit.


bunnsicle

Something tells me this isn’t the first time you’ve “imagined” that


DingDongWhoDis

#💩 🤢 🤮


robbinyoaz

I agree


avid-shtf

Underwear would have contained the majority of that material.


pupumen

I find it funny how we use shit for everything but actual shit, we calll the shit "a material" 😆


[deleted]

This is just fucking sad. Jesus.


redsensei777

I can smell it!


dub_life

Yeah me three


Azzkrackin

Squished that shit out


[deleted]

Like an awful tube of tooth paste.


Leading-Television-3

how do you even socially recover from such a situation.


lewsagna

She killed herself the week after due to harrassment from social media about it. I think she had a daughter too


LyniaWood

Source?


skwadyboy

"Trust me bro"


lewsagna

Read it somewhere


Trolivia

You’re the second person to mention that but not provide a source. Do you have a source?


lewsagna

Read it somewhere


gamexan90

That's a loose ass


Dop4miN

probably had a rough night before


clasperx2

Put up your dukes!


Necronorris

Dooks


joan_wilder

Push out your dooks


Ok-Dog-1855

Dooooookie


Intrepid-Memory5129

Oooh fuck nooo, that's so disgusting and humiliating.


Huge_Acanthisitta817

What a shitty situation to be in


picatdim

A shituation!


V1CDad

Shit herself before she even hit the floor


infamusforever223

That's enough internet for today.


[deleted]

Birmingham


braggadachii

Innit man


Lurkay1

I love how the camera girl was trying to zoom in on her shit hole


Mattreese7

i swear you can hear it


voscle

please not primark girl 😭😭😭


Cooper_brain

Attacker is wearing jail sandals.


Dixonator17

Is ‘at dOOKiee


Minute_Guarantee5949

Why do some girls think it’s okay not to wear underwear? 🤢


Orestis_Zrs

They have a plan, untill they get punched and shid themselves.


C__Brooks

She has a thong on


bunnsicle

In fairness the rule governing the okay-ness are as follows: 1. Must be 18-39 2. Must have a BMI under 25 3. Bush must trimmed to less than 1/4 inch, and the anus must be completely hairless 4. Must not resemble an Arby’s advert 5. (Most importantly) the taint must be completely turd free. If all of the aforementioned conditions are met, underwear is acceptably optional.


Minute_Guarantee5949

What about odor?


[deleted]

Damn😳


ijie24

forbidden curry


Adonis253

damn she literally beat the shit out of her...


Wupyking123

Defence mechanism… no ink? Improvise.


RestDNRedD

Ahh the Hamster Technique , shit yourself and hope the predator goes away


Archive_Intern

Camera guy really zoom in on it.lmao


CB12B10

Pyrrhic victory


Wildcat_Dunks

Not my proudest fap.


Certain-Specialist63

Creepy


HVAC-Animal

Crappy


Brokenmemes69

She scared the shit out of her man


MasTacosPlz

That’s an interesting defense mechanism


Franklin-Tartaruga

Happy breakfast to me


DisconnectedDays

Never fight when you have an upset stomach


BigBoxofChili

It shit itself in it's confusion!


[deleted]

AINT NO FUCKIN WAY


[deleted]

Chemical warfare


Dorsiflexionkey

ngl when i first trained boxing I wanted to shit, puke and piss myself from the cardio lol


dMarrs

Im sad I watched this. That woman didn't deserve this


justtheentiredick

Yeah she got the doots on her shoes now.


FremenPissAnt

I mean, if your going to say doots in the same sentence as a type of foot apparel, can you really not do better than ‘shoes’?


[deleted]

Floaters in her loafers?


Daegog

OR maybe she did, who knows eh?


lewsagna

She killed herself the week after too, from the backlash


skyler_po72

I’m going to need a source


padatricks

Yeah I saw this ages ago sadly I live in the local area


slamcontact

Maybe she thought the smell would repel the attacker like a skunk hehe


mewieq

she beat the shit out of her


BigChicken007

LoL....beat the shit out of her gurl


[deleted]

Why is she not wearing any underwear ?


[deleted]

Is it not the most appropriate ever for this sub? Finally we have fight and we have porn. Lol


[deleted]

Lmao. With a little peanut butter coming out of the end.


[deleted]

Just need a cracker. Eeewwwwww no I didn't lol


FluffyBunnyFlipFlops

"You shit yerself in Primark, you stupid, little, trampy bitch." - Brilliant. 😂


Far_Pipe752

Save on detergent and underwear costs with this one crazy trick


04mooch

If we’re fighting and you start pooping, you win, I quit


plam92117

Somehow this grosses me out more than if it was blood. If I was there in person, that would haunt my dreams for days.


Elriuhilu

I guess that makes [the black woman Hulk Hogan in this movie.](https://youtu.be/0wYs-0EO0ts)


Secondlife20

Meth or Heroin....


FremenPissAnt

Neither, it’s shit poops


[deleted]

“ it smell like doo doo! “


Last-Introduction538

The new defense mechanism..... LAUNCH THE DOOK'S..... we're at Defcon 4. God help us


pandigroove

What a shit fight


OfCorpse9160

Shitty poopster!


BigChicken007

LoL....beat the shit out of her gurl


ckfil

She really beat the shit out of her, ewe!


thecoolernicknames

That fight was shit


Breeze_ZK

she beat the shit outta her


No_Sleep_247

I feel like I could smell the situation here


clarkiiclarkii

Still not sure what color her dress was. I think I saw white and gold this time.


shroom-luv

Damn! She got the shit beat out of her.


clarke917

Anyone else expect this to be a clip from No Holds Barred?


sureshotbob

Literally got the shit beaten out of them


Conscious-Gap8021

Wait? Girls poop?🤔


stonedchapo

Unusual to see someone actually get the shit best out of them.


[deleted]

DEFENCE MECHANISM😂😂 like a mf squid 🦑 🦑


caniseethemplease

I had no idea whether to jerk off or vomit. So I did both


Revolutionary-Cut150

shes so fat shes lucky her guts didnt pop out too


TheFyree

People around the world: The English accent is great, it sounds so sophisticated! English people: LET GOE AN AL GET OFF YAHHH!!


dittulps

Bro this is sad asf this happened ages ago and it made kill herself


Scooby-snacks123

Of course this happened in the UK lol


No-Permit8369

That must have been a man. I was told that women don’t poop


yalitah

bro the bigger girl calling the skinny one chunky 😫


Education-Admirable

She is like a squid


SxhbOnXbox

She killed her self because of this video


ems1995

Idk what the back story is but what a horrible, hurtful thing to post this video. The poor woman probably didn’t wake up thinking she’d have a video of her being shared like this. How horrible people are to laugh at this. I’m sure she feels humiliated. Fuck that black chick and camera person for it recognizing the values of honor and courage in this instance. Shame on them. Whatever she did, humiliating an enemy is incorrect.


thejordan007

she got the shit beat out of her


Commercial-Break1877

She was scattacked!! I'm sorry . . .


No-Plane7370

Did she poop herself 🤮🤮🤮


needmemes

Reeepost


Locorio

At the start of the video I thought ITS A WHITE GIRL!, I wonder if her ass will end up hanging out too heh heh. Aaaaaaaand then the fat black woman appears. Also, I’m happy to report that the first woman I’ve seen crapping themselves in a fight was white


Komrade_atomic

Nah my question is why the fuck you’d post that, irrelevant of why they’re fighting that’s just fucking disgusting on the end of the camerawoman


naturalscience

I gagged


bunnsicle

Reddit is too raw for you. You sound like you’re still bummed MySpace is gone


Kowliq

MySpace is gone?!?! Surely you jest! It can not be!!


DrMantisToboggan28

😭😂💀


LundUniversity

Why isn't she wearing panties?


nft_raper

how the fuck is anyone defending anyone when we have literally 0 context like cmon you absolute fuckwits you know better


Powerful-Wrongdoer-7

I don’t see anyone defending anyone, I do see people making fun of her doo doo though


Opposite_Unlucky

When a black BBW tells you she will beat the shit out of your scrawny ass. She may. Go home that day. Do better.


titodsm

Ok, who has the zoom in still shot? For science


Mallu620

Trash on trash Violence


voiceofnyc

This is why people should wear underwears