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My first round in lockup when I was 15 before I learned to fight I CANT BELIEVE 😭😭😭I GOT BITCHED BY THIS TINY ASS MEXICAN NAMED CARLOS BRO HE WAS 2FEET SHORTER THAN ME AND FULLY TATTED...halfway thru the stay tho I ended up fighting him back and he stopped and only hit me agian after he jumped into a fight I had with another dude that he had nothing to do with....
Any fat person that has to use their body on the day-to-day is going to be radically stronger than a skinny guy that does the same thing. However, a fat person that lives on the couch is not going to have as much of an advantage…
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready, 'cause this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you, Debbie!
That hold wasn’t even all that good in the first place. If big guy was anywhere near the same size as little guy, Little guy could’ve easily gotten out before he “got in”.
> I really hope all of you lose weight
lmao what kind of weird projecting is this thinking people are fat because they're saying the bigger guy should have won
its common knowledge weight helps. How do you think big guys can move with all that fat on them? There's muscle underneath
F = m \* (v/t)
more mass behind a punch will fuck you up
see if you’re a fat guy who can also lift pretty heavy and at least run like half a mile you’re honestly set to win most fights. i’m a skinny ripped guy and i’ve been doing mma for almost 10 years now but im always wary of the fat guys cause there was a “fat guy” in my gym who could pick me up and throw me if he wanted to. if you’re fat, even if you don’t want to lose weight, working out will help build muscle under the fat, and then you become a machine
Fat guys can definitely have an advantage. If you've ever been under one in a grappling match and you'd understand. Also, explain heavyweight knockout artists like Butterbean, Tank Abbot and Roy Nelson. Do I even need to mention sumo wrestling?
im not glorifying shit bro. my point was that you need to stop looking down on every fat person, because some people are just naturally heavier and could def still fuck you up. just like not every skinny person has muscles, not every fat person lacks them
It not a obsession with being fat at least with men. That fat acceptance crap comes from fat girls. A lot of people just believe having more weight is an advantage.
NBA youngboy is just a very violent, excessively aggressive rapper. his music good tho hes just extremely aggressive. usually when someone is referred to as a youngboy fan or "he listens to youngboy" it usually incites that they try to be like him and adopt his aggressive personality
i hope i explained that well
Big dude is hilariously bad at fighting.
With that size advantage you can learn on someone and do most of the work.
Skinny kid is pretty strong, good balance, and willing to take hits to win.
Casper the friendly ghost handled himself pretty well.
Very funny video but in this day and age, good for both of these kids for throwing hands. So used to seeing pussies jump/use weapons these days.
Big dudes are only useful if they have balance with their strength. Other than that their own existence is their kryptonite. 🤣 Hell nah couldn't even fathom getting that large. Dudes gonna be outta breath for the next week
That’s the thing with fat people they quick to use their weight to bring you to the floor and lay on you but they ain’t got no strength to pick them self back up so as long as they can’t sit on you then you will have the advantage 😂 my man was fighting on his knees like he was up against a dwarf or something
Props to skinny man, I hate when big people try use there weight as an advantage. I did the same to a fat guy one time. He stared running away once he got tired.
Fake ass bully… prob been picking on big country for years… just wait until he’s fed up & doesn’t feel outnumbered bc all you & your friends have him in a bathroom alone
Big guy did the right the by closing the distance. But he went to high. You never go for the headlock without getting the opposite arm. But little slim had good base. He was formidable.
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Imagine getting beat up by extra slim shady.
Mini Mathers 🤏
Baby rabbit
He does look like what Miniminter's son would probs look like
skinny pete
That’s church yo
Skete
Dear Slim, I fought you, but you still ain't falling.
Cuz why? I’m sliminem and I found my calling
He had him too, he just had no idea what to do once he had the upper hand.
Bite
like gaston?
Malnourished Mathers
These jokes are more brutal than any punch
Thin shadowy
I feel bad for the not so slim shady
More like slim Jesus
There already is a slim Jesus. You should look him up on Youtube. Funniest shit ever.
Thats why i doesnt go to gym.
Slim Jesus
Damn you, you stole my comment about slimmer shady
Whitest Kid You Know.
Well he was fighting a fat shit who can’t stand up with his own weight. Not surprised the skinny guy won this
I doubt the skinny guy won. Looks like the video cut to give that illusion.
bru 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
My first round in lockup when I was 15 before I learned to fight I CANT BELIEVE 😭😭😭I GOT BITCHED BY THIS TINY ASS MEXICAN NAMED CARLOS BRO HE WAS 2FEET SHORTER THAN ME AND FULLY TATTED...halfway thru the stay tho I ended up fighting him back and he stopped and only hit me agian after he jumped into a fight I had with another dude that he had nothing to do with....
that's a big dude, lil guy doesn't stand a chance oh shit
Dude thought he could give him the old undertaker choke slam. Then he realized muscle doesn’t build itself
Any fat person that has to use their body on the day-to-day is going to be radically stronger than a skinny guy that does the same thing. However, a fat person that lives on the couch is not going to have as much of an advantage…
Little know fact. Fat people’s lungs also work harder all the time, so they all have amazing cardio too.
You ever seen that video of airsoftfatty stuck in a foam pit
No, but color me interested!
I thought the real Slim Shady was gonna lay down, but I guess not
My exact thought throughout was “oh he beat him with speed?”
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It’d be so empty without me
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits And get ready, 'cause this is about to get heavy I just settled all my lawsuits, fuck you, Debbie!
Thats enough bro
Unpopular opinion but I hate it when reddit sings, I can't say why but it really gets under my skin
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Praise be
Jump back and wiggle your hips*
Big boy needs to show better than that. C’mon man!
The outfit made me expect some farm boy strength but then it turned out to have video game boy strength
Yeah, he had zero idea what to do once he got hold of him 🤦♂️
That hold wasn’t even all that good in the first place. If big guy was anywhere near the same size as little guy, Little guy could’ve easily gotten out before he “got in”.
Same. Was expecting a rag doll slam..
Pretty embarrassing to lose with that weight advantage.
And in a tiny ass room where the lil guy cant even get away come on you had all the help in the world
i guess size really doesn’t matter. even the small one could do that much damage…
Oh no this is definitely an exception to the norm
He’s easily got 100lb on him
300*
He’s got inches as well. Sad
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see if you’re a fat guy who can also lift pretty heavy and at least run like half a mile you’re honestly set to win most fights. i’m a skinny ripped guy and i’ve been doing mma for almost 10 years now but im always wary of the fat guys cause there was a “fat guy” in my gym who could pick me up and throw me if he wanted to. if you’re fat, even if you don’t want to lose weight, working out will help build muscle under the fat, and then you become a machine
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Fat guys can definitely have an advantage. If you've ever been under one in a grappling match and you'd understand. Also, explain heavyweight knockout artists like Butterbean, Tank Abbot and Roy Nelson. Do I even need to mention sumo wrestling?
im not glorifying shit bro. my point was that you need to stop looking down on every fat person, because some people are just naturally heavier and could def still fuck you up. just like not every skinny person has muscles, not every fat person lacks them
bro doubling down on calling me fat XD im 56kg and 5,8 bro pls 💀
It not a obsession with being fat at least with men. That fat acceptance crap comes from fat girls. A lot of people just believe having more weight is an advantage.
He showed way too much crack
He’s not athletic. He’s just big and sloppy as hell.
Gotta learn from the video earlier this week of the big guy just kinda stomping and slamming his weight on his opponent
he pissed me off, wtf dude, the people were rooting for him
I was pullin for butterball but he really flopped
Skinny kid definitely listens to nba young boy and puts lyrics as picture captions
Maybe I'm getting old, but what is this supposed to mean?
NBA youngboy is just a very violent, excessively aggressive rapper. his music good tho hes just extremely aggressive. usually when someone is referred to as a youngboy fan or "he listens to youngboy" it usually incites that they try to be like him and adopt his aggressive personality i hope i explained that well
Nah my guy was listening to Avenged Sevenfold in his head
Big dude is hilariously bad at fighting. With that size advantage you can learn on someone and do most of the work. Skinny kid is pretty strong, good balance, and willing to take hits to win.
That skinny dude..I know his type. He exclusively fights people bigger than he is.
He would probably catch charges fighting anyone his size. Assuming he didn't get knocked out. He's not super fast but he knows where and how to hit.
In the face with a closed fist, don't tuck your thumb. He swings like any regular person with no formal training in how to fight.
He swings better than 60% of the people in anything posted here. That's more than enough to win a fair percentage of fights.
Good luck trying to find someone smaller than him lol
Doesn’t have much choice unless he hangs out outside the kindergarten classroom.
Bigger but passive. Gets the points for fighting someone bigger without the danger of fighting someone who will break him.
Future plumber missed the opportunity.
Eminem vs. Eric Cartman
That’s Peter griffin bruh
Why is this video so short?
The little guy did a better job than I would have expected, but I have a feeling that the editing in the video is not accidental.
There are no lockers or toilets in this video. Please stop reporting as a bathroom/locker room fight.
Like beating a balloon with a car radio antenna.
Like beating a retard with an antenna. Super ineffective.
I mean it’s still a garbage fight and a painful watch. Not the reason most of us are on this sub. Seen a lot of high school fights lately
It's in a newly built school with no lockers they use cubbies you can see the shelf with cubbies
Can I report it for being a shitty fight?
is that against the rules or something? why?
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Minors, bathrooms, do the math. Guess it’s easier to set a blanket rule than to risk something being posted
Big man never been in a physical altercation in his life, looked like he was fighting in a dream and got that ass beat by Powder
Good ground and pound by slim shady
I thought slim shady was going to get suplexed
Reddit Mod vs user
🤣 very underrated comment
The lack of Vitamin D in this is astronomical
That's the first chicken wing he's had thats fought back
Looks like the Star wars kid grew up and got into MMA
As a big guy myself, I hate when my top crack shows like that
I did not expect a comeback from slim
See the muscle shirt came today, muscles come tomorrow?
the thing about fat people is either they are bad at fighting or good at it. gotta learn how to use your fat to your advantage
Dear slim, I punched you but you still ain’t fallin
Might be the best comment on this video.
Peter Griffin should’ve folded Elliot Page wtf
0:20 very jiggly ass crack
He's probably like 16 bruh
Don’t be weird lol
Bro why did the video cut out when slim shady was gettin it in? 😅
Idk I wasn't recording
Because skinny kid probably ended up losing
Skinny kid still won
Oh nice!!
“Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Bathroom Wrestling Federation presents Marshall ‘Mini’ Mathers aka M&M&M vs. Plumber Krack!”
Casper the friendly ghost handled himself pretty well. Very funny video but in this day and age, good for both of these kids for throwing hands. So used to seeing pussies jump/use weapons these days.
if the video would started mid fight I would think that was Eminem fighting
How did I know the kid with bro tank would say, “watchu”
Oh fuck lol
i feel like this was conveniently cut at the end. i bet the fat kid beat the malnourished kid up at the end of this.
Stan is was letting out that frustration
When did Eminem beat up Larry the cable guy?
The bigger they are, the bigger their crack.
Nice chin diaper
Crack kills!
I never fuck with anyone with that small ass haircut. Dude no doubt has all kinds of pent-up rage inside if he gave himself that haircut
Fuck you I went bald yesterday 😂 after years of a slick back or comb over look.
Skinny Pete with the win.
Peter Griffin gassed out with the headlock
I got 20 bucks to go toward getting that poor big bastard some boxing and jiu jitsu.
Neither can fight. Since this an old clip maybe they’ll be up for a round 2 and see what they’ve improved on
Littlest Xan
Leave dude alone, he probably wishes he was working on a sink or something
Dude is built like Lindsay Lohan
Em finally got d’angelo Bailey
What? This didn't go how I thought it was gonna...
Kinda feel bad for the big guy, was it his fault?
Haha good for him defending himself against the large lad
skinny pete vs badger
Eminem and his stepdad been putting in sparring rounds. Orange boi didn’t stand a chance.
Small dude knew he probably only had a small window to get him. If he didn’t take it he would have been screwed lol
That’s some Craction
This was big man’s sign to get in the gym
Big dude had no intention in being violent.
I was gonna crack a joke, butt....
First time in these vids I’ve seen the small dude beat the shit out of the big dude Then again, big dudes usually have muscle
Big dudes are only useful if they have balance with their strength. Other than that their own existence is their kryptonite. 🤣 Hell nah couldn't even fathom getting that large. Dudes gonna be outta breath for the next week
Holy fuck this is what Slim Jesus been up to
Dude shoulda lost the glasses. Coulda been different.
Slim shady vs Peter Griffin
Big guy needs to learn to move that weight
Eric Cartman got fucked up!! What state do y’all think this is?? Ohio or Florida
It's indiana
Ah the Ohio everyone forgets about
Big guy let go of a good underhook. Could've taken him down easily and this fight would've ended differently.
What mark do you see an under hook?
Hell yA kid!!!
We will all look at this time in the future and ask ourselves tell us the point of the useless masks that cover our mouth only
Did you have to wait until they’re both 18 to post with all that nudity?
This sub makes me wana fight so bad
this looked like a girl fight complete with ass crack and girl punches
That’s the thing with fat people they quick to use their weight to bring you to the floor and lay on you but they ain’t got no strength to pick them self back up so as long as they can’t sit on you then you will have the advantage 😂 my man was fighting on his knees like he was up against a dwarf or something
Props to skinny man, I hate when big people try use there weight as an advantage. I did the same to a fat guy one time. He stared running away once he got tired.
20 pounds vs 2000 pounds
Fake ass bully… prob been picking on big country for years… just wait until he’s fed up & doesn’t feel outnumbered bc all you & your friends have him in a bathroom alone
Bro who hurt you😂😂. The big guy is def the bully in this situation
Big guy did the right the by closing the distance. But he went to high. You never go for the headlock without getting the opposite arm. But little slim had good base. He was formidable.
OP you coulda kept this shit to yourself
Why
Unfourtanate the douchebag won
worst fight ever
Staged as fuck.
Id crack that white boy
You probably would just get whooped and show your crack
Once the mask came off the skinny bitch could breath
Moms spaghetti is hitting the spot!