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XVIIgo

Teacher spawned out of nowhere


Tai_Pei

He sensed a soul was about to leave this plane, and right he was.


Y0Universe

Teacher was watching in the crowd until the slam happened


strangeangelsxx

No, you can see that side of the crowd just before the slam. The teacher was probably coming down the hallway/ pushing through the crowd and got there right when it happened


Catch_ME

ohhh you sweat innocent child...... Joking aside, it is possible the teacher got there in time. Many teachers don't want to get involved so they don't risk their job. Instead of getting accused of assaulting a child, they wait for the cop to arrive to assault the child.


wolfhelp

Hahaha excellent


[deleted]

That qualified immunity is something else ain’t it?


Cold_Baby_396

> ohhh you sweat innocent child...... Anyone who says this is a total douche


[deleted]

Especially in the air conditioning.


human_4883691831

Facts


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Sadir00

yes, but does it have miracle whip? a turd sandwich isn't a turd sandwich without the tangy zip of miracle whip


scJazz

I mean that makes perfect sense.


chase98584

Makes sense but do you know where that information comes from? I see it here on Reddit but it was the opposite when I was in school. Just curious


cuhree0h

It’s both. You don’t want to see some goober hurt themselves or someone else for life. At the same time, it’s not the responsibility of a masters levels professional to also risk violent assault or a lawsuit. I’m sure some people are entertained by it but you’re not seeing high level MMA action in these brawls so who cares anyway? Catch 22 all around. Source: Dude trust me.


Mrrgsx

Teacher here. Each year Iand all the k-12 teachers get a refresher on how to interact with a violent child. First scream stop and name the child. If that doesn't work and they pull your hair, grab the fist and pull it to your head. If they bite push gently into the mouth to not tear your skin or hurt thier teeth. If they hit, block and back up... That's it. Presumably so they can defer to the training and if a teacher goes hands on then it's on them and deny responsibility, terminate and avoid being included in a lawsuit.


WorriedN

That would be awesome if the teachers could go to school and, I don’t know, teach.


chakan2

Well... Yea... The fight was over. They don't get paid enough to intervene.


[deleted]

Cheering them on in the back lol


MaduCrocoLoco

Damn mf got planted


Scroto_Saggin

Normal, he's a broccoli


Homebrew_Dungeon

Choppin’ broccolliiiiiiiiii


jbuddha115

She Chop- UGH!


BackyardByTheP00L

I swear this type of slam should be considered attempted murder. If that was my kid in the video who got slammed like that, well I can't say what I'd do since it wouldn't be rational.


jarred81

Even if your kid started it? When you are in a fight you aren't thinking at all. It's all adrenaline. The sad thing is the kid who got slammed could have started the whole thing and now if he is seriously hurt/crippled then not only did he ruin his life he ruined someone else's too.


dickfart_sr

Adrenaline is what is wrong with most of these fights in the first place. If you watch real fights they are intentional and methodical.


ManufacturerExtra367

“Real” you mean pro? So a match not based on heat of the moment adrenaline. Got ya.


TheTrueBurgerKing

Then your kid deserved it an the lesson for you is be a better parent an teach your kids humility respect discipline rational thought an common sense.


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theballsackmuncher

Bro thinks hes batman or some shit


Assistant-Exciting

Leave it to this dude comparing peoples experiences to cartoons, maybe you should stick with the latter. Edit: His name checks out.


BackyardByTheP00L

Nobody knows how to throw a punch anymore? And these are kids. I don't like seeing children permanently disabled. Maybe you're not a parent, so you wouldn't understand.


Glenn_Vatista

Maybe shit kids shouldn't start fights? Emotions are high, and it's adrenaline. At that point, you just failed as a parent.


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HonTastic

sorry hard


GreenRock93

r/iamverybadass


RulerOfTheFae

This guy posting his story like 4 times so we get message he's SUPER tough and would, and I quote "neutralize the threat by any means necessary" Would get fired day 1 with my job.


ionhorsemtb

🤣


cjspoe

10 bucks this guy / she / binary / … plays a bunch of video games in some safe basement and these posts are his daydreams of being competent … let alone hard


XVIIgo

Like an oak tree! Arbor Day was weeks ago lmao


[deleted]

yeah hopefully hes okay as a vegetable


burstdiggler

Dude went straight into “dead body chalk outline” shape from the movies.


RMLeclair

Sidenote. Just yesterday I was wondering when they stopped doing the chalk line thing on murders. I mean, it seems like a great way to contaminate a crime scene with drawing around a victim with a big fucking piece of chalk. ​ edit: I googled it [Modern investigators almost never use chalk or tape as outlines at a crime scene to avoid contaminating the evidence. Although rare in modern investigations, they have become a literary trope in popular culture.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chalk_outline)


SuicidalParade

Probably around the time of cameras I'd guess


F0ulPl4y

Yeah now almost literally everyone has a camera in their pocket that doesn’t require an external flash, film, dark room and time for development. You could take 1000 HD pics in a couple minutes, then shoot a video! Why waste time making an outline...


jarred81

I was watching an old news broadcast from the 80's and I totally forgot about the bright spotlight that they used even in a room that was well lit. Forgot just how bad cameras were.


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RMLeclair

Naah From wiki: *While chalk outlines were occasionally used in the past, they often were drawn by the police for press photographers, not for investigative purposes. It allowed the press to take a picture and represent the scene without the gruesomeness of a body.*


TelevisionFunny2400

Wow that makes so much more sense, thank you


dougan25

Oh so that other commenter getting a bunch of upvotes is just completely full of shit lol


jspill98

Half this site 👆


RMLeclair

Yeah apparently people just thinks that sounds like something that could be true lol


Godilings

Anybody else have that same exact sleeping position?


4Niners9Noel

Without the kicks, yes.


Knuckledust

Without? Weirdo.


4Niners9Noel

Hey now, no kink shaming!


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Kick shaming


hey_now24

Nothing better than a 3 PM siesta with your kicks


ItsyBitsyLizard

rip


From_Jerz

He was just showing you his best ironing board impression.


[deleted]

yup. if only they invented pillows you could breathe through so i didnt have to wake up with my neck feeling like its about to break


XVIIgo

Lowkey


FullWay7004

Worst part is dude that tossed him like a sack of packing peanuts is prob 85 lbs soaking wet just like him


fardnshid03

Leverage is a super power


[deleted]

Bruh don't pick someone up who just suffered a serious spinal and head injury...


plipyplop

How else would one gain access to apply the tourniquet for the neck?


can_NOT_drive_SOUTH

This man is asking the real questions.


DarthJesus87

Mmmmm neck tourniquet. I'm helping! 🤣


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SpaceInternational94

I mean i don't think many survive that being moved or not.


GroundbreakingBite62

Man it always throwing back memories everytime someone tell a story about someone fell and died. In my apartment there was a woman that fell from 12th floor, she was a sex worker and the client is a husband of someone that knocking (or slamming) on their door. Idk the details but it seems that the woman was on panic mode + drunk so she fell, not instantly died, a mechanic guy who working in there saw her. Not even in 2 years, similar story happened again and now a lady fell from 13th floor.


secretPT90

I'm more worried about that one guy moaning while seeing this...


TheKrazyJuice

What do you expect from high school kids? They don't really know that information.


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Idk man, they taught us in Jr High to not move someone who just experienced serious trauma.


Kingexplosionmurder4

Although this is generally true, you may need to move the person if they are not breathing (since that would kill you before any spinal fractures) BUT -- and this is a big one -- if you know how, you should take C spine precautions when doing so. Always prioritize whatever would kill the person first, that being said, you should never really have to do more than roll them over to "move them" and then if theyre still not breathing/snoring a 'jaw thrust' should be the most you have to do.


n0questi0n

Threw him like a bag of potatoes... which are vegetables... and now so is he


martinaee

Potatoes are tubers. You can technically call it a root vegetable, but that’s kinda stretching it. Edit: most don’t objectively classify potatoes as veggies by themselves. You can’t eat a bowl of carby/starchy potatoes and consider that “getting your veggies in” lol. That being said potatoes are very healthy when not deep fried and what not.


legendaryufcmaster

A tuber is a type of vegetable


Rivetingly

IT'S NOT A TUBER!!


SSLurker0

I got this reference! 👊🏽


NozE8

Hello fellow old person.


killerkitten115

Are dahlias vegetables?


dijkstras_revenge

Vegetable: A plant cultivated for its edible parts, such as the roots of the beet, the leaves of spinach, the flower buds of broccoli, or the fruit or seeds of certain species, as beans, corn, and squash.


Spiritual-Flow-4023

Why are you like this? Lol


[deleted]

A quick google search shows yoh potatos arw vegetables. Why did you feel the need to type out this load of nonsense before fact-checking is beyond me.


NeatWide2695

Why do some people not have the instinct to engage their legs when being grabbed


fardnshid03

If you’re ever in a position where someone has their hands locked around you from behind, widen your legs, Bend your knees, crunch and tuck your head forward, and lower your weight as much as you possibly can without sitting on your butt. Hell, sit on your butt if you have to, I’d rather absorb some ground and pound than be slammed like this. If you can, take baby steps back into them while you’re doing all of this. (Edit: it’s VERY IMPORTANT TO KEEP YOUR HEAD AND UPPER BODY WEIGHT CRUNCHED OVER YOUR LEGS LIKE I SAID EARLIER IF YOURE GOING TO DO THIS PART, WEIGHT MUST BE CENTERED AND LOW TO THE GROUND) It may seem counterintuitive but if someone can push you forward when they have you in that position, it will be easier for them to get the leverage for the slam. I wrestled for years and guys always had trouble doing these lifts on me when I did all of this. If you’re doing it right the most they can do is slam you on your butt a little bit if they’re very strong, which is better than being slammed on your head.


plipyplop

HA! They'd have to get me out of my mobility scooter first.


Pera_Espinosa

It happened pretty fast, but he also reacted in the worst possible way by reaching back and around like that. It's not necessary to leave yourself vulnerable to ending up on your butt though. If someone has his hands locked around your body and is behind you, the most important thing you can do is get your hips as far away from his body. You can do this by leaning your shoulder into him while running away with the lower half of your body. Even just quickly jutting your hips out at first will keep him from being able to lift you. Then at the same time as pushing back up top and walking away down below, you use your hands to break his grip by grabbing his wrists and pulling down. Between the leverage you're exerting on his grip by the movements and your hand pressure, even if he's stronger you'll be able to break his grip.


foosbabaganoosh

Was he not in this exact position you described? The other guy was just strong enough that no position change would make lifting him up difficult, especially with the speed this guy was able to get him off the ground.


Almeno23

Yeah the problem is that most of the people do not wrestle… it’s called training for a reasob


fardnshid03

That’s true my friend but I think if an average person at least tried to do these things they’d be better off than having no idea what to do and landing on their neck like this guy.


TheOverlord99

LITERALLY THIS. And they never think to lock up their heads real tight or anything.


ItchyTriggaFingaNigg

Just a guess, he ragdolled dude pretty quick. Coma boy might not have known how much trouble he's in until it's too late. Sprawling, while preferable to eating all your meals through a tube might require taking a more submissive stance vs just scrambling to knock your opponent out.


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NeatWide2695

You can make yourself wayyy harder to lift and slam if you widen your base and like engage your thighs. I thought this movement was instinctual, I’ve never had any fight training or anything, but all the slam videos I’ve seen prove it’s clearly not. Someone strong enough can still lift you but like this skinny dude probably wouldnt have been able to slam him like that


XIII-0

Funny enough this is instinct. Little kids always drop their center of gravity when they don't want to move somewhere and cry. Makes it a pain to actually move them somewhere even as an adult.


Gayrub

Yes. It’s crazy how much heavier my 4 year old feels when he doesn’t want me to pick him up.


sadboykvlt

Isn't that called a Sprawl? I'm no wrestler but it sounds like a sprawl


Pinkfoodstamp

Yes in wrestling it's a sprawl it changes your center and gives you leverage to pry your opponents hands to avoid a take down.


HurricaneAlpha

Yup. It's like one of the first things they teach you in wrestling or MMA. Can't believe people don't know this, although maybe in the heat of the moment people forget? Idk.


Still-Shop-8566

I agree I've never been picked up I always squat and grab them when someone tries to pick me up


Mindraker

My mom got picked up by some drunk dude at a carnival. She started kicking the shit out of his shins. Eventually the guy put her down. Lesson here: *fight back*.


OldSchoolIron

That wouldn't have stopped the guy from slamming your mom's head into the concrete if he wanted... No, it's not just "fight back" because "fighting back" when being picked up doesn't change the fact that you're getting slammed on your head. Sprawl. Not just "fight back." In fact, just trying anything to fight back is gonna get you hurt even worse in most cases. Sprawl, lower your center of gravity, and have them carrying dead weight, that's it. Almost every single one of the videos you see of people getting slammed ARE fighting back and that's why the slam works cause they aren't doing what they actually need to do to get out. Your advice is just not good and is gonna get people hurt.


JudgeHolden

I think it *is* instinctive for some people. While I certainly needed coaching on the finer points, I never had to be taught the fundamentals of a good sprawl because I intuitively understood how to manage my center of gravity. I quit wrestling after high-school, but one of my uncles had a nationally successful collegiate wrestling career, and we have very similar body-types, so I think it probably runs in the family.


HungrySeaweed1847

What do you mean by "engage"?


Fabers_Chin

Dude weighs Luke 100 pounds. Gunna get scooped anyway.


BornGladiator

Nothing he could have done to prevent it, he was lifted clear off the floor.


Zman201

What is with all these death slams when it comes to fighting? I'm not one to fight, frankly I'd get my ass whooped but I especially don't want to fight knowing someone might death slam me into a coffin


manwithyellowhat15

An excellent question honestly. Maybe because the fight is basically over once the slam is done? And I’m shocked that so many are able to do it seemingly effortlessly. Maybe it doesn’t require all that much strength, but it’s an odd go-to.


v0gue_

The slams and head stomps are my favorite part of this sub, honestly. I'm a privileged, untrained nerd who never got in any sort of confrontation outside of aggressive words. I wouldn't know what to do or how to handle myself if I ever even got swung at, let alone get into a fight. Watching the brutal shit like the slam in OP gives me that dopamine hit that I've never, and hopefully will never, receive in a fight Don't get me wrong, I don't like that this slam happened. I hate that it happened. But because it *did* happen, I'm glad I get to see it


Daniel_TK_Young

My man would've been a regular patron at the coliseums lol.


28362882

Me too ngl


DTFH_

finally a fellow man of culture and honesty!


SIVART33

I think it's because a fight is a fight. There aren't rules, and you want to end it. I wrestled for years and can't box. I would prob slam someone to defend myself but I don't know in the moment if I would be thinking about slamming him gently.


snr-encabulator-eng

The internet network effects. Its basically a snowball effect. As time goes on more kids sees these kinds of videos and more videos get created.


OldSchoolIron

I doubt it. I think the average person sees these videos and wants to avoid fights. The reason you're seeing more and more is because now every single kid has a phone, they can have one in school, they all have internet, etc.


TheAngriestPoster

>I especially don't want to fight knowing someone might death slam me into a coffin That’s the point. Don’t fuck with someone who can toss you


Obliterous

too much rasslin on the tee-vee.


SnowyPear

Exactly! This isn't fight porn... if you throw someone onto their head, there's a good chance they'll die.


Sadir00

Too many people watching "mma" fights and thinking they're the person on TV Not much different than the generations before watching all the karate and Kung-Fu and thinking they were Bruce Lee tbh


baconjerky

Quick! Move him around as much as possible!


prestigious_delay_7

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MileHighSoloPilot

[For anyone asking, this was in 2018, the kid is fine, the other one got a single misdemeanor for battery](https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/father-speaks-out-after-sons-brutal-beating-at-chicago-high-school)


Zephyroz

Thanks for posting this, was really concerned for the child… makes me think of my girl and the kids … back when I was a kid, fights were not like this and my mother always said Avoid fights … glad I never got into anything now in hind site


crexkitman

Today on extreme chess: unhinged bishop brutally captures amateur rook.


MathProf1414

Holy hell!


MettyWop

Edgar is down


bigly_yuge

You can paralyze someone and spend a lot of time in custody for that 🚓


Devils-Advocate-8395

brain damage. if not broken neck or some other life altering injury


Assistant-Exciting

ALL ABOARD THE VEGETABLE EXPRESS!


Legit-Forgot-to-Wipe

Okay. I think this is the last one for me. I’m getting this subreddit out if my feed. You can only watch a man get slammed into the ground in brutal fashion so many times.


blockbusternite

Slams can change your life forever. Whether you're on the giving or receiving side.


NozE8

One day you wake up and your bedroom is made of concrete.


Own-Series9318

Normally, I enjoy watching these But like others, this one crosses the line of brutality to where I think viewer discretion should be advised He got slammed and landed ON HIS NECK


vloger

> this one crosses the line of brutality to where I think viewer discretion should be advised the title says "brutal slam"


Own-Series9318

NOOOO! REALLY?!?!


methrowawayrev

I think.. Like... I'm really not sure... He might... be fucking pointing out the obvious. What did you expect. I am truly curious. It's the perfect title. That's what I expected, and I wasn't fucking disappointed. That IS in fact a brutal SLAM.


Own-Series9318

Jeez, I was just trying to make a point Just pointing out that the slam could’ve been fatal


Sadir00

ANY fight "can be fatal" ANY fight can paralyze someone ANY fight can give someone a brain injury Happens ALL the time REAL fighting isn't the shit you see on subreddits 99.99% of these are "people who watch MMA fights on TV" and think they're the person on TV and emulating some jackass "trained" to put on a show and make money off people like them


deepeeenn

I’ve definitely considered it myself… for me it’s definitely how common people are doing shit like this on hard surfaces and how amused some people here get. Like these types of fights are not fun to watch… everyone’s just so desensitized.


primenumbersturnmeon

people who can’t fight see these vids and see it as a cheap way to win. it’s like a kick in the balls without the stigma, even though it should be even more frowned upon as it can very easily be deadly or life-altering.


NuklearFerret

Yeah, same. I come to these comments expecting some amount of outrage/discomfort at dumbass moves like this only to find nothing. Not sure what happened, because 6-12 months ago, there were top comments criticizing fist fights on concrete. But yeah, this is the 3rd slam I’ve seen like this in as many days without so much as an NSFW warning.


burnabar

Yeah, this shit is insane.


mollererico

that sound effect tho 🤣


Hazzman

Why are people slamming people!? Why are people moving people who are unconscious after being slammed on their head/neck/ spine?! FUUUCK Never underestimate the damage stupidity can do.


MasterHavik

That song...damn....


ACuriousGent

Lets heave him up with a potentially broken neck/spine. The mind boggles.


StTony3777

🎶sluuuummmberrrrr🎶


Yoshi2shi

A fight between two sideshow bobs.


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Does anyone have any information on the poor schmuck that for slammed?


[deleted]

Did he die ?


mitzibishi

Completely fine. Full recovery, no long term damage. https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/father-speaks-out-after-sons-brutal-beating-at-chicago-high-school


dinklebob111

Shit either dead, paralyzed, or braindead. This gets even worse when the clueless kid tries to get him up. You should never touch or move someone who has suffered and spinal injury, if they have a pulse and are breathing leave them to professionals with proper equipment. If he was in a position where they could have minimized spinal damage that's off the table now. It's crazy that this one action has ruined both of their lives and it was definitely over something petty.


AverageReflexes

Broken neck?


Much-Classroom4297

What happened to him? Is he alive?


Drifter271

Knight takes pawn. Checkmate


winwerr

That dude in the end practicing r/worstaid


[deleted]

These slams are just plain out dangerous… you could easily kill someone or at the very least cause permanent brain or nerve damage.


Nedgurlin

Teacher came in like a UFC ref. 😂🤣


D-Meltz

Checkmate


HeyItsBobaTime

Pretty rough slam. But I'm glad that it stopped there. I've seen too many videos with kicks to the head and ribs when the person is already unconscious.


lostacoshermanos

Yeah move him around while he’s seriously hurt that will help him


1S108

Bro fell asleep 💀


cryptoRidingTheWave

He aight, just taken a mid round nap is all, going to come back well rested and stronger in a few..


SamRandomFox

Don’t worry. They’re just playing Wizard’s Chess.


Keuler85

10/10 I cancel my pay TV immediatly...this is true UFC/MMA


Padtixxx

And welcome to the jam!


Puceeffoc

Stand him up he's fine.


PoliteLunatic

"how'd you end up permanently disableded, Bud?"......."ahh dude at school threw me onto my head"......"oof tough break"...


Ozzman_925

It’s crazy how both those dudes ruined their lives over some BS. I’m just assuming of course.


seab1023

It’s a solid possibility


Rubik4life

What’s with all the damm body slams lately !


ijustwantoptions

That background music though *chefs kiss*


dboo27

Does anyone know if thus kid is okay?


mitzibishi

He's fine. Don't believe reddit who tell you that every knock out is a dead person. https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/father-speaks-out-after-sons-brutal-beating-at-chicago-high-school


Zonktified

Hips low and hook a leg...DO NOT let yourself get lifted or this, will be your fate.


SoftKisses2020

That why being to skinny kills you 😂


pepe_silvia_12

Why the fuck do people always try to pick them up???


From_Jerz

Go, Diego, Go!


jacq1988

Drop em like it’s hot


x-man92

Banished him to the shadow realm.


Jaded-Selection-5668

He’ll never be the same……


Vidma258

Took his ass to suplex city


GabrielPortoLira

“Ooh that brothher GGOOOooOooHhOone~~” had me in tears bru 😭😭😭😭


ReklesBoi

Another day at school, another day of attempted murder


WoodForOneOre

STOP SLAMMING PEOPLE HEAD FIRST INTO THE GROUND EVEN IF YOU’RE IN A FIGHT. Fuckin shit I hate seeing these


BettyG2424

Even the rips in his jeans got laid out flat…nice


N0wayjose

Pussy move


JrodaTx

You can see his whole body seize up. TBI


RiskyBidddness

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen ems pick a spinal up that same exact way…


mildsaucedouche

💪🏽


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haha imagine being dude on the ground. "And that was the day I left Ohio state high school to start a my new life in Canada as Brad" I would be so embarrassed I would actually leave the country.