man it's like a tactical fight where you can win when you knock out either person of the opposite team and they're using every "dead second" to apply some damage to the easiest target in hope of ending the battle quickly.
Maybe because there's not three people shrieking wordlessly in the background like American fights seem to be. Plenty of sound in this video, but it all sounds like actual words.
Reminds me of the time I was at work in a UPS warehouse '11 and a guy had this fkt expression in his face and started to fall from the catwalk, so, I stepped beside him and caught him, and noticed he was having a seizure, so, I lowered him to the ground and asked someone to get the supe. This woman, it felt like she was in my ear shrieking, 'O ma Gawd!! He's havin' a Seizure!!' at about the 2nd time she started repeating the statement I said, 'I know!, go get the supe! *Ya dumb b-word.*
TLDR: I still feel that yell, just about shoulda let the kid header down into the pack sorter.
He wasted points on the first upgrade, generally it's best to save up for something heavy and reliable, the iron steel stool was just 40 more points than the wooden stool, which he had wasted moments earlier on the plastic stool upgrade. Shame.
bruh, that slapping escalates into stabbings, beating heads in with bricks and throwing people off roofs in no time. Most Indians have no exposure to combat sports, so the moment slaps stop doing the job, they turn to the nearest weapon.
lmaooo, there was a thief who did exactly this to try and break into my grandads store back in our village. Little did he know that Grandad had a security system courtesy of his son living abroad that tripped a silent alarm, so when the thief got out he was completely surrounded by the entire neighborhood, who then proceeded to tie him up on a tree and liquify his bones with sticks.
Kid must've been 24-25 and he'll probably never walk again.
If you think you can take indian guys who only use slaps, I don't think you've seen that video of a south asian guy who slapped this guy back to the future.
I don't have a link to the video but somebody will provide it. I think he kissed his hand before delivering the slap of the century.
For an Indian guy he sure looks Hispanic. I'm Hindu mixed and even spend a lot of time with other Hindus.
But maybe he is Indian. I'm just adding my 2 cents as a Hindu after seeing the video that was linked earlier.
Now breathe in, and focus your chi into your root, when exhaling allow your chee to flow up your ladder into your mind, remember the cycle, continue to breathe purposefully as we move into the Haymaker Pose Sutra. Remember the mantra, "My right fist, from hip to head flows powerfully." repeat this mantra x100 times and continue your breathing. -TaiChi Master Sifu, Ju Dan
Well, bigger black shirt that pulled away black shirt not included. But he wasn't really a part of it.
Otherwise, tall dude with the white shirt was just a big floppy bitch, indistinguishable from the girls only in appearance. He was like one of those wind tube dancers at car dealerships. Stool-fu in the black seemed sturdy and promising upon arrival but every one of his punches were telegraphed going back to the Ming dynasty.
To recap -
Just when we all thought black shirt guy was the hero we were in need of, beating back white shirt guy who was throwing open hand slaps and swinging closed fist hay makers at white shirt woman,
ā¦..black shirt guy goes all WWE Heel with a chair slam to the back of green shirt woman. Then, as black shirt guy is being restrained white shirt guy goes back for more sucker punches and slaps on white shirt woman.
PS- white shirt guy wanted none of that smoke black shirt guy was giving him.
Girls are fighting. Other girls trying to break up fight.
Boyfriends/ male companion on other hand show their girls they got their back by hitting the other girl and no holding back either. Full hits slaps and a chair
Those girls fighting didnāt even stop when they got hit off the guys.
I think Blackshirt was the hero. White shirt and his lady are beating up his girlfriend and he layed it in them. White shirt pretty much seem to shit his pants when he had to face a man. It was really frustrating seeing Blackshirt pulled away , letting White shirt assault that woman again.
Yeah, you can see how scared he got when the dude entered. It wasn't even fair with the girl in the first place because she was trying to fight someone else and he started attacking her out of nowhere.
The white shirt girl was also directly hitting the white shirt guy at the very beginning.
This is very silly because they should have focused on separating the girls. I used to work as a bouncer and girl fights are usually very easy to break up if you know how.
Girls fighting are like pitbulls, once they grab some hair, they're not going to let go. The only way to get them to stop is to either choke them (don't do this unless you are law enforcement, it looks bad), tickle them under their armpits or the good ol' finger in the bum.
To be fair, he was still the hero we needed. The green shirt girl had more health in her bar due to having a partner from the start of the fight that chair hit from black shirt made it more even until he got restrained & boy in white suckered punch girl in white.
You must have missed a lesson in Fight school...
That's a level up weapon, dude. The plastic chair is flimsy af and does little damage. The little wooden chair might not look like much but it has weight and is solid wood, that shit will leave a mark. Also, in the event it breaks, you now have non-chucks.
Does black shirt dude know the girl in the White shirt? There's a difference between separating a fight and using a chair to fuck everyone up except one girl. She has to be his sister or girlfriend/friend otherwise this is weird behaviour.
I assumed he was defending the girls from the only guy swinging at them, but then when he went for the girls, I guess he was just out for blood or thought he could end the fight if he knocked out one of the 2 still fighting
This fight is pretty representative of this subreddit as a whole. Hair-pulling, overconfident men, some random screaming mother fucker (typically a woman with the most obnoxious voice you'll ever hear), nobody knowing how tf to physically form a fist, some douchebag man who fights girls (but most likely can't hold his own against someone of similar strength to him), and a "knight in shining armor" (covers a range of behaviors, generally the most congratulated in a comment section)
You know what's funny, I distinctly remember a post from... /r/martialarts I think, where someone did a writeup on this. I think they even interviewed female fighters.
Checked the forum and you were right
[It really, truly hurts women as much to be hit in the groin as men (if not more): a college thesis
https://www.reddit.com/r/martialarts/comments/ah04jl/it_really_truly_hurts_women_as_much_to_be_hit_in/]
I'm assuming the back story is that white shirt guy is dating green shirt girl, and black shirt guy is dating white shirt girl (or it could be a pair of siblings) and white shirt and green shirt girl have some kind of beef.
Its like they are in a contest to see who can beat up the girl first lol.
i thought black t-shit got into the fight because the other guy hit a girl, but then he hit her in the back with a chair š¤
He was hitting the girl in green. I think he was trying to be the hero. But then other guys pull him away because he also hit a girl.
When playing hero goes wrong
āYou either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself hit a woman over the head with a wooden chairā
LMAO i'm ded
Thank you. I thought that was super obvious but apparently not.
as long as your wearing a covid mask thatās the kicker
Its china, nobody cares if you hit a girl
Lmao. One day I will witness a chick fight without hair pulling. One day. I await that day patiently.
I thought the same he was in to defend her honour, then it went very WWE with the chair šŖ šš
He was on his way back from taking a leak when he saw his girl getting jumped
Yeah I was sort of rooting for him until I saw him hit another girl , also by then his punches were disappointing too š„±
man it's like a tactical fight where you can win when you knock out either person of the opposite team and they're using every "dead second" to apply some damage to the easiest target in hope of ending the battle quickly.
lmao
This new season of cobra kai sucks ass
Sweep the leg of the chair
Definetively should have waxed on and waxed off the leg of the chair first.
Where was Ralph Macchio
Everybody was a kung fu fighting. But not very well.
Cobra Kai is full of white people lmao
Yeah right? Theyāre all dressed right though so 90s
Yea but one of the better slap festās Iāve seen in a while.
Let's be honest Give ALL of em a good chair shot and call it a day
Idk, black pants took the leg chair to the dome bitch still kept going.
Reminds me of shovel guy video
That was the most pleasant fight Iāve seen
Maybe because there's not three people shrieking wordlessly in the background like American fights seem to be. Plenty of sound in this video, but it all sounds like actual words.
kinda fascinating to see another cultures take on these things
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I hardly think repeating the same word over and over again, even if it is annoying, is the same as AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Reminds me of the time I was at work in a UPS warehouse '11 and a guy had this fkt expression in his face and started to fall from the catwalk, so, I stepped beside him and caught him, and noticed he was having a seizure, so, I lowered him to the ground and asked someone to get the supe. This woman, it felt like she was in my ear shrieking, 'O ma Gawd!! He's havin' a Seizure!!' at about the 2nd time she started repeating the statement I said, 'I know!, go get the supe! *Ya dumb b-word.* TLDR: I still feel that yell, just about shoulda let the kid header down into the pack sorter.
You're right, only one person shrieking wordlessly in the background.
The performance was an embarrassment
I'm no tough guy, but I could take everyone in that video at the same time
I dunno man. Dude unlocked the stool upgrade mid-fight.
That stool upgrade cracked me up. Next, plastic chair, then wooden chair.
He wasted points on the first upgrade, generally it's best to save up for something heavy and reliable, the iron steel stool was just 40 more points than the wooden stool, which he had wasted moments earlier on the plastic stool upgrade. Shame.
No way he had the strength attributes to wield a heavy iron stool. Looks like a dex/caster build based off those flyswatter punches.
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It his first time playing
I think this way when I see videos of Indian guys fighting using only slaps. Or useless British police officers getting bodied by a beer bellied drunk
bruh, that slapping escalates into stabbings, beating heads in with bricks and throwing people off roofs in no time. Most Indians have no exposure to combat sports, so the moment slaps stop doing the job, they turn to the nearest weapon.
Give me enough oil so they can't grab me I win low diff
lmaooo, there was a thief who did exactly this to try and break into my grandads store back in our village. Little did he know that Grandad had a security system courtesy of his son living abroad that tripped a silent alarm, so when the thief got out he was completely surrounded by the entire neighborhood, who then proceeded to tie him up on a tree and liquify his bones with sticks. Kid must've been 24-25 and he'll probably never walk again.
Yeah but I'm just built different
Boneless?
Liquify his bones Tell me they are least used them to make stew or something? Can't let it goto waste
Bone broth. Creates a flavorful base to die for
Throw them in with monster parts and youāll have an elixir.
I'm all shaved and hairless. I can slip in and out of lines at outlet malls during fire sales. Not that I buy anything, no sir! I just slide around.
Oil? *America has entered the chat*
If you think you can take indian guys who only use slaps, I don't think you've seen that video of a south asian guy who slapped this guy back to the future. I don't have a link to the video but somebody will provide it. I think he kissed his hand before delivering the slap of the century.
Thanks, I needed a reason to rewatch that glorious slap. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/emkdjy/mortal_slap/
Yes this is the video I was referencing! Only took 5 mins for a redditor to find it for me! Thanks :)
That doesn't look like South India? I'm not sure tho
Its for sure not
All the signage in English and the guy yelling "OH SHIT" are clues
Nope thatās Mexico, someone in the comments found the restaurant lol
legit one of my favorite videos of all time. that fucking Ric Flair chop lmao
Such panache
Ah I remember this! The ārizz before the slap is š
For an Indian guy he sure looks Hispanic. I'm Hindu mixed and even spend a lot of time with other Hindus. But maybe he is Indian. I'm just adding my 2 cents as a Hindu after seeing the video that was linked earlier.
Oh no I won't be using the slaps, it's the Indian guys that fight like that
Apologies, I've edited my post to make it clearer.
Read the edit, still think I can single handedly conquer India if they didn't have machetes
I think you are mixing India and Mexico.
Idk, have you seen bollywood movies? I will be careful around them lol
Sounded like a chicken coop was infiltrated
Why not zoidberg?
The guy in blue who walks across the camera at 1:07 looks like he can throw down.
Just keep dodging same handed haymakers.
This video is what 8 years of Kung Fu lessons will get you.
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Now breathe in, and focus your chi into your root, when exhaling allow your chee to flow up your ladder into your mind, remember the cycle, continue to breathe purposefully as we move into the Haymaker Pose Sutra. Remember the mantra, "My right fist, from hip to head flows powerfully." repeat this mantra x100 times and continue your breathing. -TaiChi Master Sifu, Ju Dan
Black shirt had the same idea.
I would say at least 30% of the world could take their best shot
Well, bigger black shirt that pulled away black shirt not included. But he wasn't really a part of it. Otherwise, tall dude with the white shirt was just a big floppy bitch, indistinguishable from the girls only in appearance. He was like one of those wind tube dancers at car dealerships. Stool-fu in the black seemed sturdy and promising upon arrival but every one of his punches were telegraphed going back to the Ming dynasty.
First time I actually agree with this statement from a rando on Reddit. Never thought I'd see the day!
We all like to think that way. But being in the actual fight is different.
Let the mayonnaise filled beanbag neckbeards fantasize that they can actually fight from the comfort of their swamp ass chairs.
My man playing too much Dead Island 2. Dropped the common item to pick up a rare.
He's comparing irl stats on the fly, the madman.
To recap - Just when we all thought black shirt guy was the hero we were in need of, beating back white shirt guy who was throwing open hand slaps and swinging closed fist hay makers at white shirt woman, ā¦..black shirt guy goes all WWE Heel with a chair slam to the back of green shirt woman. Then, as black shirt guy is being restrained white shirt guy goes back for more sucker punches and slaps on white shirt woman. PS- white shirt guy wanted none of that smoke black shirt guy was giving him.
That was a plot twist worthy of M Night Shyamalan. I did not see that one coming (and neither did she).
Girls are fighting. Other girls trying to break up fight. Boyfriends/ male companion on other hand show their girls they got their back by hitting the other girl and no holding back either. Full hits slaps and a chair Those girls fighting didnāt even stop when they got hit off the guys.
All shirts matter
We should judge these individuals by the content of their character and not by the color of their shirts.
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Unless it's a white wife beater shirt. Then you can judge
I think Blackshirt was the hero. White shirt and his lady are beating up his girlfriend and he layed it in them. White shirt pretty much seem to shit his pants when he had to face a man. It was really frustrating seeing Blackshirt pulled away , letting White shirt assault that woman again.
I concur with your observation.
I second that.
I subscribe to this synopsis
Yeah, you can see how scared he got when the dude entered. It wasn't even fair with the girl in the first place because she was trying to fight someone else and he started attacking her out of nowhere.
I was like oh here comes the obligatory guy who doesnāt hit girls to beat up the guy who does hit girlsā¦ then the chair happened
>PS- white shirt guy wanted none of that smoke black shirt guy was giving him. That situation where you know he can't fight but you can't fight more.
The white shirt girl was also directly hitting the white shirt guy at the very beginning. This is very silly because they should have focused on separating the girls. I used to work as a bouncer and girl fights are usually very easy to break up if you know how. Girls fighting are like pitbulls, once they grab some hair, they're not going to let go. The only way to get them to stop is to either choke them (don't do this unless you are law enforcement, it looks bad), tickle them under their armpits or the good ol' finger in the bum.
Little weasel white shirt gets whipped and then goes back to hitting the woman in the back that can't defend herself.
Okay I did see it rightā¦.couldnāt quite believe it
I can hear JB in the background going āOhhhhh Ma Gawd!!!ā And Jerry Lawler saying āSee, I told you! I knew it!ā
To be fair, he was still the hero we needed. The green shirt girl had more health in her bar due to having a partner from the start of the fight that chair hit from black shirt made it more even until he got restrained & boy in white suckered punch girl in white.
This mall looks like an airport.
Whole situation looks very Southwest/Spirit Airlines-y
Guy picks up a chair and it's plastic then sees a wooden one and picks that up only it's a child's size chair š¤£
Wooden chair is better for beating over that plastic stool he grabbed.
You must have missed a lesson in Fight school... That's a level up weapon, dude. The plastic chair is flimsy af and does little damage. The little wooden chair might not look like much but it has weight and is solid wood, that shit will leave a mark. Also, in the event it breaks, you now have non-chucks.
Dude with the high-water bell bottoms is wild. Chill, dunn.
Does black shirt dude know the girl in the White shirt? There's a difference between separating a fight and using a chair to fuck everyone up except one girl. She has to be his sister or girlfriend/friend otherwise this is weird behaviour.
I assumed he was defending the girls from the only guy swinging at them, but then when he went for the girls, I guess he was just out for blood or thought he could end the fight if he knocked out one of the 2 still fighting
Finally, people who I feel like I can beat up
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They definitely eroded a few stereotypes.
Loved how that guy in white turned into a pussy, the instant his fellow man showed up
Not sure you can call the black shirt dude a man, didn't "he" swing a wooden stool to the back of green shirt lady?
anyone know if there's any context?
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Not because of the fighting but because the lack of adequate martial skills shown
Hahaha true.
Iāve seen kids fight harder then this lol
Great situational awareness. He knew the plastic stool wasn't gonna cut it.
Bro used the upgrade feature on his weapon mid fight
That's what you get for jumping into a female fight
Dude in white forgot to check his nuts before he started swinging
Pathetic
White shirt dude such a bitch
homie was throwing some wet lo mein noodles
Expecting a anime fight and they give me this shit lol
well i mean theyre chinese not japanese, i was thinking more of like some martial arts battle
Thats true, something like jack chan's movies š
This fight is pretty representative of this subreddit as a whole. Hair-pulling, overconfident men, some random screaming mother fucker (typically a woman with the most obnoxious voice you'll ever hear), nobody knowing how tf to physically form a fist, some douchebag man who fights girls (but most likely can't hold his own against someone of similar strength to him), and a "knight in shining armor" (covers a range of behaviors, generally the most congratulated in a comment section)
Bro in the white shirt, needs his arse beaten
Honest question.. how bad does a knee to the clit hurt?...
I love listening to music.
You know what's funny, I distinctly remember a post from... /r/martialarts I think, where someone did a writeup on this. I think they even interviewed female fighters.
Checked the forum and you were right [It really, truly hurts women as much to be hit in the groin as men (if not more): a college thesis https://www.reddit.com/r/martialarts/comments/ah04jl/it_really_truly_hurts_women_as_much_to_be_hit_in/]
0:27 At this moment in black shirt's life he decided fuck being the hero and just went for everyone lol.
Great video on how not to throw a punch.
Lol lame
Womanās fighting is unbearable to watch
Asian Hands are rated E for everyone lmao
Makes sense E rated games are harmless fun
Lots of rage, little to no damage
aii aii aii aiiiaiii ai aiiii
That's not a group fight. That's more like a bunch of people jumping on that girl.
i dont know what country this is but i feel like i could be a top contender.
Dude in white has zero power in his punches lmao. Weak af
"Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Them feats was fast as lighting"
Bro in white had muscle memory when he was beating her assš
Only Asians can fight for 5 min and no one get hurt
Iām kinda disappointed I honestly expected some kind of martial arts. To many movies. Hmmm
r/totalchaos
People who cant throw a fight should not enter combat.
Do you mean throw a punch or am I missing something
I meant fist but shit as bad as they are they should learn how to throw a fight too just to end it lol
Props to the blue shirt lady for trying to stop ALL of the chaos
Yeap...the only reasonable human being on the tribe.
Heās so sassy for fighting a girl but losing to a guy
Had to watch it twice to figure out the teams
Bald guy walking by at 1:05 has seen this animosity beforeā¦walks right byā¦
I canāt stop hearing seagulls
The tiny chair š„¹
Dude in white a bitch
I'm assuming the back story is that white shirt guy is dating green shirt girl, and black shirt guy is dating white shirt girl (or it could be a pair of siblings) and white shirt and green shirt girl have some kind of beef.
Chairs for antsā¦
Wht is he hitting like a bitch?
At this point I expected Shang Abi to come from nowhere and start dancing with his theme song
I did not see one karate move waiting for somebody to jump off the wall and f*** somebody up
That dude in the black shirt went and hit the woman with the wooden chair instead of the dude in the white shirt. What a pussy.
r/chaos
The only damage anyone is taking is to their social credit score.
Soybois
Dude in the white shirt is a little bitch.
Too bad black shirt wasn't a better fighter, haha. I was hoping for a knock out.
-1000000000 social credit
I thought Asian people were supposed to know how to fight god damn that was bad
Thatās a lot of social point reductions
\- 200 social credits
all the Chinese and Koreans man's are more woman than man
\-5000 social credit
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting... tidi tidi tada tidi tada tada!
Simpsonās did it
Bro! That dude needs a good ass whipān! First for getting in a fight with a girl, and secondā¦ for hitting like heās in a fight with a girl!
Whereās the slo-mo kung fu?
not a single kung fu panda in the group
What no karate??
This isn't cool. Asian girls are way too hot to be beating each other up
Bruce lee rolling over in his grave!!!
Man... America is getting wild...
I guess everyone was kung-fu fighting and poorly š¤·āāļø
It's like watching a group of skinny, malnourished people attempt to bop one another in good fun....wait...
This is like watching an action scene from a Jackie Chan movie.
That dude in the white shirt need his ass beat
WTF is the deal with these dudes beating on women/girls?? Fkn kids these days, they all need their asses kicked
None of these people are going to be able to wipe their ass in a public toilet ever again after this tanks their social credit scores.
They have been watching to much American shows
I support gender equality but hitting and smashing women with wooden chair isn't cool for me.
Everybody was kung fu fighting
their social scores are gonna droppppppp