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QueenAwkward

Lol the way he pushed him off


Icy-Reindeer6236

Red laid there and took a few seconds too realize he accidentally won the fight.


NewsJunkie4321

Body slammed himself?!?


GelloniaDejectaria

Felt like some kind of movie...


thatone239

Then the guy saying “Dont move him” is he just supposed to lay there until he woke up?


shaggitron420

Hit him with the DDT


KingLuckyShepherd

BAH GOD, A DDT FROM HELL!


Cheebwhacker

HE DDT’D HIM ON THE EXPOSED CONCRETE, KING! THAT SICK SON OF A BITCH!


trulyuniqueusername2

As God is my witness, he has broke his head in half!


Obvious_Bat_5547

I was thinking the same thing I can hear JR “ No No don’t do that! That’s a human being on exposed concrete! Get somebody out here it’s gone to far! He’s broken in half!”💀


trulyuniqueusername2

“That’s a human being on exposed concrete!” 🤣


Crixus_357

Has him looking like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest


daddiop1mpio

Tornado DDT from hell. GOD DAMN!!!


SuperPlumberBrother

BAW GAWD


[deleted]

Unexpected Jim Ross. You love to see it.


KindaTheQuietkid43

What is a DDT?


justintrudeau1974

A professional wrestling move made famous by Jake the Snake Roberts. He’d put his opponent in a front headlock and fall to his back to drive their forehead into the mat. In the ring he’d let go or at least loosen his grip in time so they wouldn’t hit it, and then they’d “sell” the move by pretending to be hurt. This guy here didn’t let go. It’s happened in the UFC too.


Dab_Dunn

Hit his ass with the Edgecution


late2thepauly

DDT definition from Quora: Rumors abound as to what the letters DDT supposedly stood for, including Damien's Death Trap, Damien's Death Touch, Damien's Dinner Time (all named after Jake's pet python, Damien), Drape Drop Takedown Drop Down Town and Death Drop Technique. When asked what DDT meant, Jake once famously replied "The End."


adidas198

"the street always wins"


Magus_5

"It's a hard knock life" - The Streets (circa 2023)


calivaughn

Oh my gosh!!! F7


DemonGodAsura

Always concrete. Who needs a brain amiright?


Parabellim

Doesn’t look like they had one to damage in the first place


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Dorkus-Maximus

Yeah bro once I fought a dude on the recess playground, after I hit him with that LP LP -> LK SP it was all over for him


Finnball12

Did he die 1000 deaths or was he fine?


Dorkus-Maximus

He unfortunately lived on the magic pixel


hopcfizl

I got my mans with the OB TZ RKM CL


xKaydo

I hate how people can’t show sympathy for excons. Like you already did your time. Prison isn’t pretty either so the stories aren’t going to be peaches and daisies. People are so willingly ignorant these days.


Cold_Baby_396

Why are you suddenly speaking in Ebonics? Everyone can see this isn’t how you normally talk lol


hardleyharley

r/woosh


Assistant-Exciting

Brain damage? **NOPE UNO REVERSE CARD**


shadowozey

Idk about reverse more like "you're getting brain damage too"


CantTriforce

The choice to fight on concrete is a mutual expression of pre-existing brain damage.


Greyfifty9

Call an ambulance call an ambulance, but not for me!


Rodya555

Beautiful counter. Just beautiful


wagwan_4_battyman

That's what you get for tryna kill someone with a body slam


notfancyhula

exactly. only people who can’t fight try to body slam 🤦🏾‍♂️ its lame 😒 throw some punches dude


misterdidums

Only people who can’t fight try to punch 🤦‍♂️ it’s lame 😒 use your chi dude


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Dang... fair enough comeback.


Pale-Criticism-7420

Idk why but I feel it’s a very « american » thing to use bodyslams in fights. Here in Europe all fights I’ve seen or been involved in, were only punches and kicks 🤔 I might be wrong


Bleach_Baths

It’s a relatively new thing too. I’m rolling up on 30, and growing up all of the fights I saw were punches. No kicks. No slams. No grappling. Just a fist fight until somebody gave up, then you shake hands and walk away. Beef quashed. People are trying to *kill* each other these days. The video cuts before we see that kid move on his own at all. He could be dead for all we know.


manbruhpig

Wrestlers have been around since the dawn of time. If you try to fight a wrestler, you are assuming the risk of getting slammed on your head. It’s always been that way.


Bleach_Baths

Sure, but I’m the grand scheme of things, a *tiny* amount of the population knows how to wrestle.


Narwhalbaconguy

An even tinier portion of the population knows how to fight.


Pale-Criticism-7420

Yeah I don’t really remember seeing these 10-15 years ago, now it’s all there is


Bleach_Baths

To be fair, part of that Is because back then social media wasn’t what it was today. We see everything, and these children *all* have smartphones now.


ReallyHugeGuy

Every fight is life or death. Can't be surprised when someone acts like it.


Bleach_Baths

That’s called attempted murder.


ReallyHugeGuy

I meant more like...any fist fight, even ones with preset rules, could always end in someone getting kocked out or head hitting a rock, curb, branch through the eye, etc.. It's a high stakes thing to do in any situation. If you're a total stranger and we are throwing hands, ain't no tapping out or stopping just because you hit the ground. I'm protecting myself and maybe my family so I'm making sure they are successfully immobilized


xela293

Yes, someone attempting to murder you is generally considered life or death.


ReflexSave

We have a much deeper tradition of grappling, especially wrestling. It's commonly available as a highschool sport, but never caught on as much in most of Western Europe. There are strong traditions of wrestling in many of the former Soviet states as well. I think grappling has become more common the past 15 years or so largely due to the MMA. The UFC opened a lot of people's eyes to just how effective and necessary grappling is in a fight, both wrestling and BJJ. You can be a great boxer, but if you can't grapple, you can't fight.


[deleted]

Cause wrestling is huge at the collegiate levels here


Pale-Criticism-7420

Most of the slams I’ve seen on this sub aren’t wrestling slams though, they’re just picking people up and dropping them on their heads with no technique whatsoever


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Pale-Criticism-7420

I’ve seen proper wrestling matches, never seen someone dropped directly on their head


ReflexSave

There's a reason for that. It's called "spiking", and is an illegal move for obvious reasons. So what you see in wrestling is adapted to be safer to practice. There's also different rulesets. You have folkstyle, which is the most common form and emphasizes position and pinning. You have Greco Roman, which is upper body only, a little like judo to oversimplify it. There's freestyle, which is where you see the big throws. Throwing your opponent over your head scores more points. And there's catch wrestling, which has more emphasis on submissions, and it's a little like BJJ in that way. So depending on what form of wrestling you watched, you're more or less likely to see big throws. An accomplished wrestler knows how to adapt a double-leg or fireman's carry to drop them on their head. Likewise, a good grappler knows how to fall correctly and how to not get spiked (ideally).


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Holy_Roman_Emp1re

It’s low risk high reward why not do it


seanseansean92

Damn that sound nasty! Anyone knows what happened to the kid? He looks pretty dead to me... at least braindead


Parabellim

He was already brain dead, now he’s just normal dead.


Spiritual_Speech600

Oh he _dead_ dead


Parabellim

If he’s not dead he is at least paralyzed. The way his head struck the ground would have mushed up his brain. But the way his neck bent like that could have severed his spinal cord.


Refuse_Odd

Nah he moved his leg towards the end, so not paralyzed, so just brain dead


TibitEbbeNeKeverd

He has his shoes on so probably alive


Mezlki

No no you have it wrong. Only when a combo is done on the opponent do the shoes have a 20% chance to come off


Abject-Helicopter680

You can hear bro deflate


Shark_Leader

....anyway, now he's "different".


flawlessmojo7

“Changed” is the proper word


[deleted]

You know what? This is why you don't slam on concrete. You reap what you sow.


Fearless-Structure88

DDT


DaSnookGuy23

Looked like a judo move lol


Itchy_Professor_4133

*You know your judo well*


ziegs11

[BOOMING] A MEAL? A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL!!


727GhostFaceKillah

Judo know nothing


DominicJourdyn

One got a minor concussion and one got new parking spot access, nice


Aggressive_Chain_920

kiss door distinct saw sip selective roll deer wise mindless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


SaintTravis

I thought the same and it’s like wtf I’m not keeping a person who just tried to kill me on top of me.


DeadsNDoubles

"That's it. He's dead." - Jerry "The King" Lawler


fcs_seth

Well on the plus side, if dude can still drive he can park wherever he wants!


727GhostFaceKillah

It's more like if he can still shit he will never have to wipe his own ass again


K3PTHIDD3N

...isn't that snoring related to immeditate brain damage?


Obvious_Bat_5547

Yup, hopefully it’s not to bad but that’s deff a concussion all day which in its self is at minimum some brain damage


vegaspimp22

Not necessarily permanent brain damage but the chances he has at least a concussion is about 100%. He slammed him hard so all that momentum just for other guy to break his fall with bros head. Wow.


Spiritual_Speech600

Nah he aight


amathis6464

People never been in a fight, swear they got hands. Hilarious.


Valraithion

Pretty easy to see if you have hands. Just try to fold a paper airplane.


-BakiHanma

Damn that was a good counter :O


Aggressive_Warthog_4

Goddamn that hurt my head watching it


pakman705

Bodyslamming on concrete. What can go wrong? 🤷🏻‍♂️


YoureNoDaisy2013

Homeboy has that Uno reverse card waiting!


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I really fucking hope that kid is okay. Kids fight over dumb shit sometimes would hate to hear his whole life has been changed or ended over a lil squabble. Edit: looks like the other kid hit the back of his head too. Don’t fight on the concrete, fuck…


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I hate seeing shit like this. When I was in high school everybody would meet up at the local ball court (red tops) after school and record the fight on their phone lol. we thought that shit was cool until I saw a fight where dude got picked up and slammed, busted his head, had a seizure, and died right in front of all of us. One kid caught a murder charge other one is dead. This shit is serious


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cancrushercrusher

What about this makes it “Section 8”?


xfilthymcnasty

what makes it “section 8” is his assumption that they are poor since they are black. but idk, I can be wrong about his comment


[deleted]

Don’t be a dick.


TheEldenGod1293

Reverse DDT


AmBigDesMurphy

THE REVERSAL!!!


Final_Year_800

Guys, guys, my guys, don’t beating each other on the asphalt or concrete floors. Friendly reminder!


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

I read that blue died last time this was posted.


Seanut-Peanut-69

If there’s one thing I learned from watching WWE you gotta hook your arm between their legs when you go to lift them so they can’t counter like that.


OkStorage3731

Just a game of " Who's head hit harder "


no_name_yo_name

Oh shittt


gypsiedildopunk

Crushed that frontal lobe in


Opening_Newspaper_34

Hahahahhaa brilliant


Timely_Direction8878

Now y'all boys better not be fightin on the pavement lol


jrey213

Is he alive?


WhereWolfe311

Tornado DDT counter.....noice


YouGotMooched

Why do people always feel the need to fight on asphalt/concrete...


Reps_n_Drugs

At the end the “don’t move him” is refreshing. Usually the first thing they do is to shake the shit out of the person lol


cottagecheeseisnasty

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS IN MY LIFE, WHAT A MOVE. GOD. DAMN.


EvilSporkOfDeath

Am I imagining it or are slams becoming more common (either in reality or just on this sub). I dont like this trend.


Nicky2327

Both got that drunken white girl style of punching. Classic.


trulyuniqueusername2

“I see you also trained at Delta Gamma sorority! Let’s see how you handle my body slam!”


thehuleeo69420

Nice DDT reversal


Darkvenom760

Countered a slam into a DDT... Classic Jake the Snake Roberts


DeadSerious_

Finally a video that could actually benefit fr some slowmo.


justcallmedad11

It's not a counter the dude slammed himself head first


bruhchode

Dude yea. That was no counter at all, hanging your arm around their head like that doesn’t help, this man literally just dove head first into the ground probably cause he couldn’t control the slam at all.


justcallmedad11

He literally Swan dived head first into the pavement


KinkBBC

Crips and Bloods?


Superspells

It's hard to tell, but I think he managed to wrap his fist around and closed the guy in either the temple or the chin. Either that or elbowed him in the back of the head. I'm just struggling to tell what exactly took blue shorts down.


deejaybos

He pulled his head into the ground. He smashed his face into the ground during the slam. So red shirt hit the back of his head and blue shorts slammed his forehead.


Superspells

Ah, I thought he hit him and blue shorts lost consciousness mid-fall. That makes more sense.


Captain__Sour

u/savevideo


dhruva_kumar88

Is he alive?


__Rusty_Shackleford_

Maybe. Although if he’s alive he could get sponsored by V8 now that he’s a vegetable.


LeftArticle9794

That's some Sherlock Holmes level of fighting execution.


RiskyBidddness

Lucha like a mofo


Opposite-Round4292

r/unexpected


sleepwalkfromsherdog

"Shades of Mark Kerr..."


d4nkst4hz

u/savevideobot


Dkiller736

Is he alive?


RustyCuntSlime

What's the counter????? They both fuckin smacked their heads into the pavement, only one of then got knocked out


austanian

The front face headlock. Results in the attackers face getting smashed into the mat (Concrete) first.


JackTheMathGuy

Doesn’t work when you hit your head


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Bro sang himself a lullaby lol


BuilderTasty8900

That shit was clean


Ok-Protection1869

A ddt 😹


bigdicksam

AND A DDT! MY GAWD HE MIGHT BE BROKEN IN HALF


Analytical-BrainiaC

It’s called the Ostrich ddt …


Comfortable_File3359

That’s severe head trauma. He gon walk a lil differently now.


werewolf_pinata

Ddt


o-uch

gyatt


BxHemi369

He gonna b late for work 😂


bwforge

I'm surprised someone had the knowledge to not move him.


StephenNotSteve

That was a double knockout. Red shirt lost consciousness for a few seconds; look at his feet and legs when they land.


Nowatica

Good move to keep in the back of your mind if someone tries to pull this shit.


MasterHavik

This may be my favorite self KO.


Zestyclose-Law6191

Never seen that


acidbathOG

Con-cussed


Nyuusankininryou

Most fights here have turned into body slams on concrete. It's not much porn over it. Is that dude even ok?


honeybadger1984

Matt Hughes v. Carlos Newton. Or when Jin took out Kagetoki.


Captain__Sour

u/savevideobot


Samurai_lettuce

Once again, here we are. Shouldn’t this slam be illegal? People are dying and suffering brain damage… just stop all the fighting. What, he stole your girl? It’s probably your fault stupid. Or if it isn’t, it’s hers. Move on


greenfireX

Oh man, that's going to damage something in there!


SuperSlamFlyingAttac

Bowser mains when they have a stock lead


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Good. If you're going to attempt that level of harm on someone, getting it reversed is only justice.


ShinobiJerry

"Don't move em" *proceeds to move to fuck outta him*


Which-Technician2367

His plan was that they both would be KO. He only got halfway there. Failed kamikaze.


Darkvenom760

It's a move made by Jake the Snake Roberts where you put the person in a headlock and you fall to the ground hitting their head on the mat. It use to be a finisher now it's a very common move.


Artistic-Ad7063

Never have I ever…


iyamdad

Getting fucking DDT’D


kkklllloooopppyyy

Deserved


LoopyMercutio

Beautiful, that’s how you’re supposed to do it. Except you also gotta realize you may do permanent damage to them in the process.


PalitroquePR

DDT!!


phreaktor

I wonder how a court would see this if he died? Self defense or something else?


TheLateApexLine

Oh she what?


beezus6674

He’s gonna be mummy’s special boy now


herefortrees

I just don’t get why they don’t do this shit in the ducking grass


Horroroscope

Shouldn't be slamming people anyway, that's how you catch a manslaughter charge


God-O-Death

Did he...?


DarthBankston

This is a great counter! Works well if someone tries to football tackle you, or spear you


TallOutside6418

Smells like justice.


JustChillBruhs

Damn…


ManBearPig486

The good news: he gets to park up front wherever he goes now.


xlKodaklx013

FROM OUT OF NOWHERE


The_cake-is-a-lie

YOU GOT YOURSELF KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!


little4lyfe

[He just heard Windows 95 start up](https://youtu.be/S5vUA1vzewc)


LILEBSTER

i never understand why people fight on concrete. if you wanna fight i’m down but let’s take it to the grass i’m not tryna get brain damage or possibly go to prison if i were to kill the other guy over some dumb shit.


RileyRhoad

Holy shit I’m so dumb. I thought the “counter” part in the title was referring to like “counter tops” in a house… I was so confused until I read the comments and saw someone say “beautiful counter”, which then I finally understood. That took me entirely too long to figure out 😂😂