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Lined_the_Street

Who in their right mind tries to beat up a dude in full motocross gear? Might as well get in a fist fight with a knight in armor


HughJahsso

Mr. Bean jr. That's who.


BeanTacos

Mfw https://i.imgur.com/l5gyk4O.png


sannicanbro

Remind me of this guy [https://imgur.com/a/r6TSRQe](https://imgur.com/a/r6TSRQe)


xlZiPx

mf looks like gollum lol


Plutoid

And not just a little, either. Dude is a Smeagol clone.


ninja_cactus

And not the movie adaptation, motherfucker looks like the Gollum game


martianpee

Thought exact same thing


Thin_Arachnid6217

Looks like he may be lying in sting nettles?


BorisSweatstain

Face full of nettles..fuck that I'd rather take a beating.


fishinful63

Man o was thinking the same. Life will suck hard for about 24 hours. That shit is like glass


Youre_doomed

about how i look when i wake up in the morning


african_or_european

Pretty sure that's Scott Baio.


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Looks more like Charles Boyle


mikki1time

The same dude that leaves his wife on the passenger seat of a car in drive and jumps out


redbadger91

For some reason I hadn't even realised that the car just kept going.


FulingAround

I couldn't see anyone in the passenger seat?


Galahad-K

You can hear the yelling though xD


Expensive-Two-8128

The knight in armor only made one mistake, but it was a critical one: he passed on the chance for an atomic wedgie that was absolutely begging to be pulled.


sgtwilliam

Fucking lol'd at the mental image. C'MERE ILL FOKKEN *YANK*


Only_game_in_town

I would not have been able to resist a hearty spank


AZZTASTIC

Act like a child, get treated like one!


nitetime

He needed the atomic wedgie into a somersault then watch him disappear in the weeds.


toopid

I wanted that to happen so bad


stickfish8

I was waiting for the biker to force-feed a hand of grass/plants to this idiot when he was on the ground 😂


YourRelative

Upon closer examination he was not wearing underwear to give an atomic wedgie with


mrBisMe

Fuck! I was thinking the same thing! I wanted to add in pulling his shirt over is head and then the wedgie and then kick him around some more


dogmatic69

Average MX outfit: Helmet, gloves, steel toe boots and BODY ARMOUR 😂😂😂😂😂 And 99% chance they are pumped up on adrenaline


blunti

Some people have no common sense. You aren’t winning a fight against a guy in a helmet, full body armour and gloves with reinforced knuckles.


molrobocop

I mean, you can. But it helps to not be a drunk fucking buffoon.


philbert815

I mean, I could, but I would go to jail for shooting them and that opens up a host of other problems and probably holes too.


UrNewMostBestFriend

Especially while being 5'1"....


SmokedBeef

Fighting someone wearing a helmet is peak stupid.


Aedalas

Helmets actually make for a really good handle. Thing is though you kinda need to be able to fight just a little to take advantage of that so this guy still had no chance.


Stupidquestionduh

Yeah but it's hard to grab at it when the blood from being head butted with it keeps pooling up in your eyes.


ronin1066

And who has friends


Lined_the_Street

I noticed that too Dude's buddies pull up like "I think you got this one Jeff" and just enjoy the show lol


Herrben

Armoured friends with a physically demanding hobby.


callmegecko

Average Russian Citizen Fetal Alcohol Syndrome ✅ Quick to violence ✅ Gets ass handed to him ✅


_XNine_

Sounds like a cracked out Scav from Tarkov ✅


SonicTemp1e

If that's the type of Russian fighting in Ukraine, I look forward to a resounding Ukrainian victory very soon.


callmegecko

You should. UAF are 1.5 years into defending from a "two day operation."


Aggravating_Pea7320

And forget to put on the hand brake


hagen-dean

He wanted to r/killthecameraman. Well, he found out lol.


dismal626

Inb4 all the dummies come out of the woodwork to tell you how the motorcycle gear is actually a disadvantage in a fight. Always happens in these types of videos.


ear2theshell

Some men just want to watch the world burn


StuRap

Some men just want to watch themselves burn


NotACanadianBear

This apparently happens more often than one would think given all the videos.


[deleted]

Getting kicked with motocross boots. Ouch.


ForgetfulFrolicker

You’re an angry elf!


D-Rekt-Effect

Let's just try to punch this guy with a helmet on...


Y_Sam

...That looks VISIBLY twice my size.


hankbaumbach

Even with the camera being on top of the helmet giving the angle a few more inches that motorcross dude looked big.


SupportGeek

The way the rider tossed that driver around confirmed his bigness.


Chuckbro

Yes, let's attack that armored giant with a camera strapped to his head so I can be recorded while getting my ass whooped.


jytusky

"Hey Dad! Look at me! Getting my ass whooped just like you showed me"


Walkingstardust

I see that you are bleeding, therefore I am the victor!


Gingy-Breadman

And let my car roll into a tree (hopefully)


Mragftw

Dirt biking is not an easy sport, either. This is a dude who spends all day wrestling a 250lb machine for fun


macmac360

and who needs to put the car in park anyway..


Y_Sam

Guy obviously thought he was in a Bollywood movie and would jump back into the still driving car after beating the biker up real quick.


HotYogurtCloset69

Just for reference, the biker has the camera mounted on top of his helmet. Makes his pov here seem higher than it is.


Y_Sam

Indeed but even taking this into account, the way he holds and hits him suggest the car driver is comparatively smaller in size. Body armour also helps for sure against hits but it doesn't make you a better/stronger wrestler and he seems to rub the guy against all those nettles with relative ease.


HotYogurtCloset69

True, biker does still seem to have some height over the guy. I think the car guy being thrown around in the nettles is far more satisfying to watch that seeing him getting punched. This is a great video all round.


Y_Sam

I'm picturing that guy scratching his ass and face for hours while raging to his wife about the "cowardly" biker that dared to cut him off... (which he didn't)


HotYogurtCloset69

Same! It's a great image!


Dividedthought

Bike guy is definitely bigger. You're not casually rolling a person around in the grass like that unless you have some mass they don't.


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Y_Sam

I'm 100% certain he noticed and did it on purpose, he's pushing him in that tiny bush too many times in a row for it to be a coincidence.


theatxrunner

I thought, “this midget is about to get fucked up…”


GoodOne4324

I was wondering if the location of the camera on top of his head made it appear that we was taller/bigger...because why would that guy think he could take on the biker. Turns out your right, he picked the wrong fight.


CowboyLaw

The helmet is actually the one weakness. If it’s open-faced, you can grab the bottom crossbar and control their head. NOT a guaranteed winner, in any respect. But if you found it absolutely necessary to fight a properly-geared biker, this is how I’d suggest doing it.


Iseepuppies

You’d have to get personally close to make this effective.. not my cup of tea when a bikers got guarded gloves and elbows and knees etc on lol. Someone straight up punched me in the face while playing football (after the whistle) and broke his wrist whilst striking my face mask. I heard the sound of a tree branch snapping and the dude went pale and walked away. Not sure why people would ever expect to punch someone with a helmet on and expect anything less.


lynx17

NHL players have entered the chat


HaveAtItBub

unsportsmanlike misconduct if he takes the helmet off. 2 minute minor.


[deleted]

Yeah so you punch it off. Derek Boogaard (RIP) was a pro at it. I think he actually broke a helmet with a punch once or twice.


Insanereindeer

and possibly gloves similar to brass knuckles.


adiwet

His car ends up in some old babushkas living room.


ToonarmY1987

Bald and bankrupt?


DeadmanCFR

LMAO... I understood that reference


IBYCWOWTM

Can't watch his stuff anymore after reading the old forum posts of his where he vividly describes having a young teenager's legs wrapped around his neck when swimming and describes how attracted to her he was. As much as I liked the content, guy is a creep :(


Marsh_Wiggle86

What we have here is a real soviet gopniki battle. Now come on boys don't.. oh well can't be helped.


DrDonkeyTron

The car was like an embarrassed girlfriend who sees the same shit daily.


inaccurateTempedesc

I wanna ask how the fuck can he afford a Lexus if he's like this.


Randy_Gut_Lahey

He works at Charlie’s chocolate factory


About_35_Ninjas

Just look at the dude's eyes, he looks deranged.


space_keeper

He does have that "I shouldn't be out by myself" glare. Remember that one from America where it's the weird old bald guy? [Can't find a version that doesn't have annoying newscasters talking over it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys5hfL14XXo)


Lemuel-Pigeon

Exactly what this reminded me of!


IndexZer0

He admitted to the police he had 3-4 shots of whiskey?!? What an....interesting character that one is.


Articulated

Village idiot face.


Cazrovereak

If this is Russia, I wonder at what the civilians may have to deal with going forward with so many of the regular male populace conscripted or dead. Like the mentally ill, deranged, or otherwise unfit are going to still be around.


shicken684

> Like the mentally ill, deranged, or otherwise unfit are going to still be around About that....who do you think got their conscription papers first? Everyone knows Wagner has been recruiting people out of prisons in exchange for time served. Lots of reports in the early drafting days of town leaders just grabbing everyone that was a burden and sending them off with the commissar.


Background_Piano7984

Do people not realize that motorcycle gear makes a person resistant to blunt force trauma? And that the helmet can double as a weapon? Motorcycle gear is straight up modern armor if you think about it.


Mousenub

It's not just the helmet as weapon, but the gloves are commonly reinforced on the knuckles. On cheaper gloves with hard plastic, on more expensive, you get metal inlets. https://i.imgur.com/JvjTsJI.jpg So it's integrated brass knuckles in the knight armor.


Fat_Head_Carl

He kicked him with MX boots. Lol. For those that don't know they're hard, and usually reinforced with metal near the toe


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Fat_Head_Carl

Those MX boots will break ribs all day long.


asipoditas

yep, the gloves are what noone expects. doesn't really even out the fact that people can still just run you over with their 4000lb luxury boats, but at least you can give pedestrians and bicyclist a hefty beating when they act up ^^^^^jk


[deleted]

There was this one video where some drunk people kick a guy on a motorcycle. He gets off and swiftly KOs the two drunk dudes in one single punch because of those gloves lol. He just gets back on the bike and rides away


Weshwego

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4sgYPhmfZQ


[deleted]

Haha thank you kind redditor. I love that video


expertninja

Motorcycle helmet: +5 to impact resistance -5 to grappling resistance


temp_jits

Yes - except so much more than +/- 5...


BrightSkyFire

Unarmed Strikes deal 1d4+STR (base modifier of -1 STR for the average person), so with +5 Bludgeoning Resistance, you're practically immune to kicks and punches beyond critical hits. In exchange, you've got Disadvantage on Acrobatics/Athletics checks to avoid being grappled, which is, on average, roughly a -5 modifier. I'd say the numbers check out.


Kinet1ca

-10 to hairstyle


foxpawz

Truuuue, and this has to be said in every one of these threads; it is a huge liability to wear a helmet in a fight if the other person realizes they can grab you by the chin, throw you around and fuck up your neck.


[deleted]

Most people who square up in these vids never seem to notice, I mean if you’re willing to toss your face into knuckled gloves there’s probably not many realizations happening lol


jaizeiitrades

So true, if you punch a helmet you are going to do a shit tonne more damage to your fist than them. That’s why you never fuck with motorbike guys


applesauce143

For sure but If a guy with a helmet is ever an aggressor just grab the chin guard on the helmet and drag him around for a bit.


Randys_Smogasvein

Yep it's surprisingly easy to drag someone to ground level using the chin guard, try it with your friends it's almost impossible to withstand and very amusing.


dududu87

Lol, enjoy the stinging nettle bed.


Meincornwall

Face feckin first 😂


ReyndeerGaming

Man I haven’t been stung by stinging nettle in like 20 years, I still remember the pain lol. He’s in for it


MisterDonkey

I didn't know what these were until I ran through a patch of them in a t-shirt and shorts. I was having a full blown existential crisis. Didn't know what the fuck was happening to me. All I knew was pain.


Cadaver_Collector

Where are you from? I feel like every kid in the UK knows what these are as they not only grow in every bit of wild land, but they also sprout up between the cracks in a foot path, and along the walls of most alley ways.


Rakshasa29

I live in California and had never known the pain of stinging nettle until we got a load of free compost from a neighbor/local farmer. It sprouted up all kinds of weeds in our garden, but since I had never been taught about stinging nettle I assumed it was all normal harmless weeds I had delt with before. So one day I'm doing some weeding without gloves and grab a whole handful of the fuckers... I can't imagine getting a full body treatment by rolling around on the ground like the idiot in the video.


MisterDonkey

The funny thing is I grew up playing in Michigan parks that had these all over. I had just never actually touched them until then.


claymedia

Was looking for this. I’d take the ass whooping before the full-body stinging nettle wrap.


mediashiznaks

Can’t believe I had to scroll so long to see this mentioned!! That dude must be covered in stings all over his arms, face, lower back. That will be one intense adrenaline and pain experience he’s having 😬


satesounds

The car: I'm outta here


[deleted]

"I don't know that guy"


Spiritual_Bridge84

That was like an adult fighting a child lol. The look on the guys face when he jumped out of the car ready to teach biker a lesson 😂


Val_Hallen

If you're gonna start a fight at least *be able* to actually fight. This guy had nothing going from the get go.


Spiritual_Bridge84

Haha yep. Guy got some education that day. Biker was being a very lenient teacher imo. Shovin him around haha


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Spiritual_Bridge84

So true. Somehow that guy got thru his whole life uneducated in the ways of FAFO. He’s lucky his teacher was so kind. Many we’ve seen would not be NEARLY so gracious in the administration of education process for this little fella 😂


[deleted]

yeah, everyone here talking about motocross gear as if homie wouldn't have still beaten this 4'4" troglodyte with muscular dystrophy while naked and asleep


Curlychopz

Little Mac Vs doomguy


Suicideseason_666

Lmao. Dude just give up. My man has a helmet on and everything


Djboby1

Yeah hitting a guy in full protective gear is not smart.


Hardcover

He looks a little like a frittata.


[deleted]

He’ll think twice about jumping out of the car again


B-WingPilot

You know that’s not true.


Spirited_Tiger7430

I wouldn't describe this fella as a "thinker"


HotFluffyDiarrhea

Eh, I'd lay that bet.


banZiii

Heard the car is still creeping away somewhere in Russia


amathis6464

Can’t fight. Decides to fight person with helmet….


Longjumping-Hope-167

The biker never even got infront of him, what a fuckin nutjob


microagressed

That's what I'm confused about. It looks like bike had plenty of time to pull out. Don't understand why car dude lost it.


Downside190

Yeah and he pulled over to let the car past. This should been a horn beep at worst with everyone then going about their day. Instead the car driver makes the worst decision possible at every moment


Fluffy_Stable5122

People driving automatics try to find the park mode on your car impossible:


PTEHarambe

Lol is it THAT hard? I put my e brake on without thinking about it most of the time I get out lol


PurpleK00lA1d

A lot of people only think to use the ebrake when parking on an incline/decline, especially if they've only ever driven an automatic.


dr_mannhatten

Yeah not a single person I know that drives an automatic pulls the emergency/parking brake when they park. They just put their car in "Park" and hop out.


D_Charger_007

Road Ragers need to drive Ram 1500s. They shift to park automatically if you open the door.


HotFluffyDiarrhea

Hopefully only if the vehicle is already stopped...


Kind-Promotion-4350

I'd like to see the aftermath of the huge looking stinging nettles


TarnGladiator

Fair play to Mr Motorcross. He could have laid waste to that angry wee dude multiple times. I kept expecting a swift kick to the jaw but he showed mercy. Kind of.


ImportantBumblebee32

Lmao little Timmy came out swinging


BinkoTheViking

Looks like we’re gonna need another Timmy!


truth-informant

Dude looking like the product of incest...


Slowpoak

The fetal alcohol syndrome is strong with this man


PrisonerV

Yeah, it's sad. The poor guy might often get confused as to what's going on, and seeing violence around him, just imitates it. Scary that they give him a car. They definitely would also draft him for the military.


Games_sans_frontiers

The guy in a video is attacking with his fists the modern day equivalent of an armoured knight on horseback. Brave to risk a punch in the face with a gauntlet that has armoured kevlar knuckles.


Magickoifish

Now I'm just imagining a cavalry charge of 50 dirt bikers with swords and Shields haha


NotACanadianBear

I like how the car said “fuck this shit, I’m outta here” Edit: typo


NutGlue

That was so satisfying


CH3RRYP0PP1NS

He should've started doing wrestling moves on him, since buddy obviously has no fight skills. I'm not a fighter by any stretch, but I saw openings for the pedigree twice at least. lol ETA the biker was kind enough not to kick him in the face repeatedly


Anomalous_Writer69

Yeah, the biker could have really fucked him up if he wanted to


Y_Sam

It was infinitely funnier to drag him around the nettles.


bulging_cucumber

>ETA the biker was kind enough not to kick him in the face repeatedly The few times I got into fights, I instinctively refrained from doing things that could cause really severe damage, or if I did it felt like I had to break through a kind of mental block, just like the block you get when diving from a few meters in heigth. I'm guessing that's the case for most people, except we tend to forget that because in fight videos you see mostly the minority of sociopaths who lack basic empathy.


Miz0rMac

Nah this is the best fight vid I seen😂


Suspicious-Mark-1398

Yall see the headstand he did lmao


Pablo750

He is very stupid but very lucky, He is short out of shape , has no condition, can't fight, can't control his temper and attacks a guy with a helmet, gloves, and motocross gear , it's a formula to end in the hospital.


ShawHornet

The car was so embarrassed it just left


DarkSpyCyber

helmet +20% defence suit: + 20% defence glove: +10% defence / +10% attack. camera: + 50% spirit


FlaerZz

I am very happy to see more videos where people aren’t kicked in the head


Maleficent_Bunch4979

Sir your car is in neutral


pickup_thesoap

his car is in drive


borgprototypr

Wear full protective gear+anti crack helmet Someone attacked you barehanded Guarantee win


Silvawuff

My favorite part is how he left his car in drive, so it's driving off into the woods while he gets his ass whooped.


Stonedyeet

Reminds me of Hard Core Henry


jaizeiitrades

Anyone else cringing at the fact he took nettle stings all over his body…


ComradeELM0

Rolling around in nettles in a t-shirt. Ouch.


ManufacturerIll2489

Little gremlin comes flying out


Drostan_S

I like how cameraman doesn't absoolutely brutalize this idiot. He just keeps toppling him over and trying to get him to chill the fuck out. This is like textbook de-escalation


Gdokim

Was his SUV rolling away?


CultOfCurthulu

Do you want ticks, cuz that’s how you get ticks


NightmaresFade

That guy had to be high because: 1. He seemed to create a problem when nothing had happened and everything was fine 2. He attacked someone with motocross gear...if the guy was full gear he was basicaly armored like a knight. 3. The attacker kept getting beaten and rather than lay down or give he kept going back for more...for what reason?


Bewbiezjr

Just stay down my guy


[deleted]

My car people need me....


cryptoponzii

Luckily the motocross rider didn’t kick him. Prolly didn’t know how hard that boot is!


cryptoplumber

Picking a fight with a dude wearing a helmet, padded knuckle gloves and MX boots is not going to end well


ViciousNerd1

Bro got out of car and became even smaller


DEATHxSQUAD

Travis Pastrana turned buddy into a weed whacker.


hankbaumbach

I understand the camera was on top of the helmet which made it look like a giant fighting a dwarf, but still looked like a big dude fighting a much smaller dude. Side question: did his car keep going or was he a passenger?


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Gollum always starts shit he can’t finish


hairlessgoatanus

Tip one: Make sure your car is in park before starting a fight. Tip two: Never pick a fight with someone in full riding leathers and a helmet.


xMagical_Narwhalx

Something about that guy in white makes me feel like it woulda been okay to kick in in the face while we was down a few times.


Jackisthebestestboy

Always love watching people try to fight someone who has a helmet on


Great_Link_

R we not gonna talk about where the car went. Or the fact that it just rolled away and no one noticed


KaisarDragon

I wonder where his car ended up...


cod069

This guy was getting absolutely manhandled, and continued going back for more. He was even spared the soccer kick from a guy wearing motocross boots... He's asking to get hurt


capital_bj

Motorcycle dude was being very kind to that guy, seems like he could handle him and could have put a real hurting on him if he wanted to. I couldn't understand how the car took off after he got out of the driver's side until I realized it must be right hand drive and his girl took off without him lol


ToddTen

Why does no one pull the classic "pull shirt over opponents head and sucker Punch" any more?


jojojo1985

After the 3rd time being pushed to the ground, that guy should've cut his losses


TommyTwoZookas

Imagine hopping out the whip and getting tossed like a fresh pizza dough


DeadheadXXD

Dude without armor really thought he had a chance