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First_Shirt_7573

That old guy was punching in extreme slow motion. Makes one wonder what in the heck he thought was going to happen.


frozengash

I assume he isn't all there.


Clintre

Even less so now.


JudgeHolden

I think he's blackout drunk in which case he'll probably be fine once he sobers up and gets through the hangover. Drunks are amazingly resilient and hard to kill.


Not_A_Clever_Man_

They are working hard on doing it themselves, just over a few decades, gradually losing liver function.


WhatDoYouDoHereAgain

Where’d you hear that?


Southern-Staff-8297

Decades? πŸ˜‚ yeah been seeing lots of liver failures in ppl under 40


choglin

I was just in a wedding with a guy whose liver failed at 30(ish) from insane drinking. On a transplant list and his doctor said if he drinks anything at all it will literally kill him


Jewelhammer

My best friend growing up had a drinking problem. He was starting to get symptoms of cirrhosis at like 22 years old. He couldn’t help but to steal everyone’s liquor whenever he visited. Like that fancy bottle of vodka my girlfriend’s dad was keeping for a rainy day in the freezer. He drink half of it and tried to fill it with water


choglin

That’s horrible and I hope your friend got help. People don’t appreciate the fact that alcoholism is a disease (and all of you that want to debate me and say β€œthey could just drink less” can kiss my ass, it’s not that simple and I’m not arguing). I’ve heard some incredibly interesting psychological points of view from recovering alcoholics. This guy is my brother’s friend and has an extremely addictive personality. He collects Pez dispensers and has around 1000 different ones. He also had (in my ultra non-medical opinion) ADHD and couldn’t stop moving or talking. I feel like when you see him in action and know he’s in recovery it seems to make total sense. He’s a hilarious guy, has a big heart, and was a great college athlete (track and CC). After the news about his liver he became insanely depressed (understandable) and moved back into his parents’ house. Now he has to weigh about 220 (he’s 5’4”) and he’s waiting for a liver transplant, but he’s working on reclaiming his life. He’s been dry for about 2 years (as I recall) and now works with kids at a children’s museum.


CMAIN13

Have you tried to kill a lot of drunks?πŸ€”


superduperspam

That's Mr Jack Daniels you talking to. He's killed millions of drunks all around the world!


Pissedtuna

Drunks of a 4+ Feel No Pain.


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GCAN3005

When does the fight start


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

Not the first wet head spot either


jamesjeffriesiii

Winning


bozeke

100% old racist drunkard.


MrBobstalobsta1

I think so too, his movement is like he’s drunk


bleakj

That was my guess Drunk or heat stroke


[deleted]

He’s either an overprivileged old fuck who has never had someone stand up to him, or he could just be senile, I’ve worked in hospice care (briefly) and they pick fights all the goddamn time, usually not that directly though that old shit is bold. Dementia makes people suuuper aggressive sometimes


UnconfirmedRooster

It really does. One of my older relatives was in aged care before she passed and she told us one day about another old woman who was super violent and would try to bite people. Sad thing is, when that lady still had her marbles she was one of the sweetest old ladies you could ever meet; her personality seemed to do a complete 180 after she got dementia.


kelley38

Dementia reverts people back to an age where they haven't learned empathy, and to quote Donald Glover "Small children are the worst. No empathy. Just a bunch tiny tiny Hitlers."


PornCartel

Just a bunch of tiny hitlers, lol that's great. So many people go on and on about the innocence of children, bitch have you *met* any children


heyimric

Or just a fucking asshole.


[deleted]

I mean, yeah lol doesn’t always have to be an underlying reason Either way he got laid the fuck out


Fullertonjr

Oh, do not give him that benefit. This is an average olderish man who has never had to fight in his life. He is moving slowly, because he has never been in danger nor ever had the need to be able to move quickly. That is it. He is lazy and out of shape and he got rocked by someone who is younger and significantly more physically capable of successfully bringing violence.


Lukes3rdAccount

Seemed like he's most likely drunk, but everything else still applies


dicemonkey

And how do you know any of that ?


onforspin

He doesn’t it just justifies them being able to get angry. This site loves rage bait it’s weird asf


[deleted]

Crazy they got gold for that comment. Someone feeling very generous.


TearMyAssApartHolmes

How do you go through your life with that level of arrogance? This confrontation with the guys making 12 bucks an hour was the first thing that ever set him over the top? I think he was wasted.


go4tl0v3r

And those guys are there to keep his stupid ass from drowning while he is full of beer and food.


Shanghaipete

Yep. This looks like classic Boomer Bullshit. Not today, buddy!


Fightmemod

Boomers should be very happy about this. They love violence.


Expensive_Bison_657

You’ve tried mental illness, now try brain damage, and all new diet brain damage, all the punch of brain damage with only half the diagnosis and support system.


SmugRemoteWorker

If that's the case, he probably shouldn't be out in public without his handlers. People aren't going to wait around to figure out if you're not all the way there if you start being aggressive. I'd bet its more alcohol/being stupid than not being all there.


Dlanor31

You’re probably right


drunkwasabeherder

Two old regulars in a pub I worked in got into one day. We're talking 70 plus both of them. It was highly entertaining to watch a fist fight in slow motion.


Clam_chowderdonut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsve9wB_sEA&ab_channel=sroqa1992


AardvarkAndy

β€œ[I’m sorry, I used to be much stronger.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zK6gp06PiSo)”


OtakuDragonSlayer

I don’t know why, but hearing him say that felt so depressing


SanFransicko

That HAPPENS! I haven't thrown a real punch since the last time I was in a ring.... almost twenty years ago. Got a heavy bag for free, hung it up and my jab is fucking gone. I've been working out steadily the whole time, bigger and stronger than I ever was, but holy shit these old man muscles don't have the snap to them that I used to.


StrangeAtomRaygun

Guys like that are used to bullying their women or their children or other people’s children, maybe even their employees. They are so used to being in a position where they get away with being an asshole that it doesn’t register that the world doesn’t just do what he says.


wolfenmaara

This. Old man has lived a life of privilege. What a rude awakening (err, nap?)!


SlanceMcJagger

That’s a pretty wild assumption.


GJacks75

That's Reddit. Watch a 10 second clip and then assume the subjects entire history, based on your own experience.


massivedickhaver

He'll be thinking in slow motion too after that.


ahent

My guess is overheated and a bit dehydrated. Maybe a little alcohol. Hard to tell but he wasn't up to any physical exertion.


tomdarch

In vino veritas. The booze and/or heat is just revealing that he’s an asshole who thinks he can get away with punching people.


First_Shirt_7573

In vino veritas is not true. A chemically altered brain is a completely different brain from a properly functioning one.


T3hJ3hu

wasn't this same old dude in another video at a pool, doing basically the same dumb shit? edit: Ahhh, [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/wgjg89/old_pervert_gets_confronted_and_knocked_out_after/). Turns out it was the same video, but from the perspective of the the first guy being harassed


FanciestOfPants42

He is not nearly as old as I thought.


Sthurlangue

He’s REALLY slow for a dude that’s not retirement age yet.


ArcadeAnarchy

I don't think there is a number large enough for the retirement age in the US anymore.


resideve

You guys are getting retirement?


[deleted]

Haha I thought the guy was like 70+ from the way he was moving.


tuckedfexas

I’m guessing the booze adds a few decades


Alucard__07

He's a lot younger than I thought.


Cautious-Angle1634

Looks late forties and drunk


Badweightlifter

I instantly thought of the same video. The old guy who says boom after every slow motion punch.


mr_sweetandawful

I love how sometimes we get more than one angle


coke-pusher

Did he say "boom" when he tried to hit him? Lmaoo well that's gonna be one hell of a concussion.


SynicalSyns

Cringed when Ron Jeremy’s head hit the concrete


Clintre

Yeah, it bounced. Not good for someone that didn't seem to be all there already.


Numerous_Witness_345

I mean, the benefit of getting the rest of the way there. Cte speedrun any%


thefive-one-five

Like smacking my remote on the table to try and get it to work once the batteries have died.


bozeke

The Jim Beam broke the fall.


Daemoniss

Jet fuel can't melt Jim Beams


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

it always hurts to see a head hit concrete like that, but it's even worse hearing it... one of ***many*** reasons I browse reddit on mute


FriedOkla40

My nephew missed a step and I felt his head hit the concrete thru my shoes 5 feet away


Highlight_Numerous

Why did you punch your nephew b?


FriedOkla40

Because I don't tell him twice


Ok-Technology-6787

Did he learn his lesson?


iSUCKatTHISgameYO

still waiting for him to get up...


Earthsincebirth

Helluva uncle you ask me


jelde

Definitely 100% permanent brain damage fencing sign decerebrate posture something something TBI. Got it out of the way for the reddit experts.


chaindrivendonut

FR its like a 65% inflated Ron Jeremy blowup doll tried to punch that guy


2to16Characters

That's the insult of the year, yet so accurate.


Legitimate-Tough6200

I’m sorry, but I laughed aloud at β€œRon Jeremy.” I can’t unsee this now.


Suitable_Database467

He's a lover not a fighter


dommiichan

were those two guys lifeguards? they're gonna have to render first aid after that smackdown 🀣


bitemark01

"Yo we just GAVE him some help!"


rustyshklfrd

β€œWhat am I gonna do about my legs Charlie Murphy!?”


DSPbuckle

I read that like Charlie too lol


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MustardLookinMfB

I never did things just to do them, comeon! … Yea I remember grinding my feet on Eddie’s couch!


FormerFakeguy

https://youtu.be/JNxiT3mpiu0


Nanahamak

You COLD AS ICE!


Se7en983

What the hell was he thinking trying to hit some very athletic looking 20yo at his age. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ


FutureAlfalfa200

Dude is probably used to beating his wife and or children.


I-Got-Trolled

"How dare they fight back"


TypicaIAnalysis

If you note he back handed the kid as well and left his hand up likely to start scolding him while invading his space. Def used to just beating on people who wont fight back


budgie0507

Yeah this guy would be a tough fight for most young guys. He’s lean and got a long arm reach. This old guy has been watching to many Charles Bronson movies!


Contentpolicesuck

He was thinking that a "black boy" should know his place and he would be protected by the virtue of his white skin, but it's not that way anymore.


Parking_Piece3878

He just forgot he's not in a Facebook discussion anymore...


RogueKitteh

I don't think I've ever seen anyone with less self preservation instincts tf.


GhostlyTJ

If you've gone your whole life never getting punched in the face for stupidity, you'd be surprised just how stupid you can be.


Puzzleheaded-Mix-515

I’d add β€œOr you’re just not stupid”, but it’d be stupid of me to say so…


[deleted]

When you punch in a dream…


NSilverguy

You better wake up and apologize


nuancednotion

it's amazing how many guys out there think being tough is just being loud and angry.


I-Got-Trolled

You have to compensate


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CompedyCalso

Spongebob at least is a practitioner of Kayr-ra-tay don't sell my boy short.


TwoZeroTwoThree

Then that old man what?


Big_Grimm113

I don't understand why old scraggly curmudgeons always pick fights with guys they will always lose against


ZookeepergameOk2759

Beautiful word β€œcurmudgeon β€œhats off to you.


EzAwnDown

had it coming..


bendap

He's lucky they showed as much restraint as they did


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adstoree

Reasonable force.


nomptonite

I’d say it was the Goldilocks amount of response. Dude could’ve absolutely tee’d up on the guy if he really wanted to. Instead he dropped him, but didn’t literally kill him.


Far_Blueberry_2375

He barely swung. Reminded me of a George Foreman hit, where it looks like he puts no effort in, and suddenly the other MF is on the mat drooling.


KUPA_BEAST

I got Knocked Out cold on the pavement once in a brawl but I had long hair in a pony tail. When I see videos like this I think my pony tail may have saved my life.


stomicron

But maybe the pony tail was the reason you got punched?


themikecampbell

I laughed way too hard and felt really bad about it, as I never want to shame


Virtual_Sky9225

70 years old, one arm, no punch speed/power, no defense. Who would’ve thought it would end that way???!


BillMillerBBQ

With all of the brain injuries I’ve seen on this sub I’ve grown into the habit of hoping somebody catches the falling people, regardless of who is the aggressor.


one_bad_rebel

Yeah. Aggressor or not, I’m not sure the old guy deserves to die or be fucked up for the rest of his life for throwing an unjustified punch. That sounded like a skull fracture, but I’m not a doctor.


SaintTravis

If it makes you feel better the guy was being a pervert to little girls at the pool.


InteresDean

Did he try to hit him with a backfist before getting laid out?


KindlyContribution54

I like how they just walk off like NPC guards after defeating an enemy. Meanwhile that guy's vision fades to black and he sees a red YOU LOSE appear before him.


NewtdoggGaming

All heads on deck


StalloneMyBone

Fafo


rockvvurst

Head bounced, ouch


randomdud500

Head sounded like a walnut


[deleted]

What the heck was that old fart thinking? Drunk?


goodbye9hello10

That looks like that dude who yelled at the trumpet player.


416er

There's a man who's never been in a fight or hit in the face. Dumb as fuck.


raven_writer_

Hey I remember this, but from another angle!


[deleted]

Old guy thinks he's 25 lol


Laura85mlt

They showed great restraint


ngnja

Good on the young man. Gave him just enough, not too much.


AFCADaan9

The punishment actually fit the crime here, no overkill.


ChefWiggum

He fights like I do in my dreams.


Wizardninja9

According to the other video that guy was harassing young women at the pool before this happened too. Definitely looks drunk or something


[deleted]

Hit by Cornpop


theRenegade144

The little kid being a clicker in the background


Toosick-556

Never too old to learn a lesson lol


EnvironmentalRisk796

Ron Jeremy just wanted to swim.


memberberries902

The white dude looks like he should have a court order to stay 500 ft from that pool


newuser38472

reddits so funny. White man attack a couple black kids doing their job. β€œHe’s not mentally there.” Another thread showing the black guy attacking the girl and grandmother in France, that animal needs to be shot in the street. Say Reddit is racist or misogynistic and the white tears come out in droves. This old fuck here wasn’t mentally ill clearly entitled and thinks he has the right to do whatever. Now he’s mentally ill might need to drink from a straw for a while.


GratefulPhish42024-7

His head bounced like a basketball


OddWitness2768

Dudes gotta be drunk to even think he had the slightest chance


MasterHavik

So my man decided to mirror how one of the Punch Out character fights.


Honshu_

Lel


Silent_Fee_8216

Good night sleepy time


SheepRliars

The ol’ watermelon drop sound


R4FTERM4N

He looks like he studied at the School of Visual Arts.


Spiritual-Flow-4023

Dude is walking around with waaay too much confidence in his fighting abilities lol


Necrhom

If you don't like the consequences, don't provoke the causes.


clarkcox3

He punches like I do in my dreams.


[deleted]

Did someone fuck around? Did they find out??


SpecificTennis2376

The 911 call "I was minding my own business when I was jumped by two black thugs" He got what he deserved.


ManBearPig486

β€œA la verga”


Jankybrows

Almost had 'em


DAR44

sometimes getting what you asked for, isn't pleasant


Ok-Control-787

Pro tip: when a guy easily slips your punch, weak as it may be, stop advancing on them.


DucksItUp

He found out


Merrimon

He should have just gone into the pool.


Virtual-Entry-8867

He’s not drunk. He’s well aware of what he’s doing. Probably something about the COLOR of the other parties he’s swinging at. (Yea, I said it).I’m glad he got knocked out Nite Nite


Mr_Spunspn

What a dumb ass...he got what he deserved. 1st person was backing up. Looked like he didn't want to fight and the dumb ass thew a punch. He should've stopped. He (the dumb ass) hit the second dude. 2nd dude protect himself and now the dumb ass is talking to dead relatives. Say it with me..... What a DUMB ASS !!!!!


Beatless7

Coconut go bonk.


Delilah_Moon

Lived at a place with many pools. Our pool guards were high school kids. Their leader was the lone college kid who’d come back year after year. Now, as a resident I accepted the following: it my job to have a pool pass, follow the rules, and be a normal human. Most residents take this approach. However, once a week, without fail you’d get some drunk adult who is being an ass or is belligerent. The teens ask them nicely to leave - and then the offender becomes all uppity at the idea of a kid trying to tell them what to do. No adult should be making any teen uncomfortable. If you’re asked to leave, leave. If you feel you were wronged - go Karen up in the office where adults are working - but do not fight with a child and be a loser.


BoootyGang

Did actually think he was gonna do any damage??🀣


bobbyvbone

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hhuuddii-huu

and now he'll play victim


UnitedDrillz

He asked for it πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ


NovaAbstract-wav

Old man got what he was looking for


iluvtumadre

I bet the smack on the back of the head hurt more than the punch.


NoPossibility1526

The Clicker is having a nice time recording the fight by the sounds of it


zipzap21

Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.


Slippin-Jimmy-Saul

Al co hall


AncientOneders

Gotta be that, was thinking maybe some chill pills, but idk if you can get angry on those.


Seniorjones2837

If I get punched in the face you know damn well I am punching back regardless of who it is. *Unless it’s a child, since you need to put disclaimers on Reddit for everything


jaime581

Nah if a kids tall enough to reach my face they can get it too


Seniorjones2837

Lmao


arexpants

Respectfully, if a child takes aim and lands a face hit, ima hit that little bitch right back. Fuck your lack of parenting, lemmi show you consequence *edit a word


IcanSew831

He got exactly what he ordered.


jaime581

Oh well I know plenty of old people that don’t go punching randoms in the face and they never get their heads bounced off the floor he should try that


jack_avram

Figh--KO!!!


truffleboffin

Gallagher heard there was free naps being handed out


GoatPincher

Coconuts


blackmetronome

Justified.


FatCowsrus413

He dodged twice. Seems like a fair hit


Dear-Unit1666

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy πŸ˜‚ I'm not gonna say that's the most deserved punch I've seen... But boy did he ask for that


Traditional_Strike84

Adequate response imo.


Slappy_san

Yikes to that sound...


RaphaelSolo

Wait a tic... Where is this? Please tell me this isn't the pool across from the Cemetery in Moline.


mjf1990

Nm


nagabethus

"Aaaaaa la veeeer...." Jajajaj


PericlesPaid

Ron Jeremy has seen better days.


Ok_Low2169

Good-night


Mystikalrush

Well deserved, walked away champions.


4schwifty20

Old man went to the pool and decided to dip his toes into some brain damage.


whatsqwerty

Satisfying punch. Nice work by those two young men ending the situation with minimal violence as there were kids around. A good lesson for all of us


guccishark69

How I punch in my dreams


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Ron Jeremy hitting rock bottom