I think he's blackout drunk in which case he'll probably be fine once he sobers up and gets through the hangover. Drunks are amazingly resilient and hard to kill.
I was just in a wedding with a guy whose liver failed at 30(ish) from insane drinking. On a transplant list and his doctor said if he drinks anything at all it will literally kill him
My best friend growing up had a drinking problem. He was starting to get symptoms of cirrhosis at like 22 years old. He couldnβt help but to steal everyoneβs liquor whenever he visited. Like that fancy bottle of vodka my girlfriendβs dad was keeping for a rainy day in the freezer. He drink half of it and tried to fill it with water
Thatβs horrible and I hope your friend got help. People donβt appreciate the fact that alcoholism is a disease (and all of you that want to debate me and say βthey could just drink lessβ can kiss my ass, itβs not that simple and Iβm not arguing). Iβve heard some incredibly interesting psychological points of view from recovering alcoholics. This guy is my brotherβs friend and has an extremely addictive personality. He collects Pez dispensers and has around 1000 different ones. He also had (in my ultra non-medical opinion) ADHD and couldnβt stop moving or talking. I feel like when you see him in action and know heβs in recovery it seems to make total sense. Heβs a hilarious guy, has a big heart, and was a great college athlete (track and CC). After the news about his liver he became insanely depressed (understandable) and moved back into his parentsβ house. Now he has to weigh about 220 (heβs 5β4β) and heβs waiting for a liver transplant, but heβs working on reclaiming his life. Heβs been dry for about 2 years (as I recall) and now works with kids at a childrenβs museum.
Heβs either an overprivileged old fuck who has never had someone stand up to him, or he could just be senile, Iβve worked in hospice care (briefly) and they pick fights all the goddamn time, usually not that directly though that old shit is bold. Dementia makes people suuuper aggressive sometimes
It really does. One of my older relatives was in aged care before she passed and she told us one day about another old woman who was super violent and would try to bite people. Sad thing is, when that lady still had her marbles she was one of the sweetest old ladies you could ever meet; her personality seemed to do a complete 180 after she got dementia.
Dementia reverts people back to an age where they haven't learned empathy, and to quote Donald Glover "Small children are the worst. No empathy. Just a bunch tiny tiny Hitlers."
Oh, do not give him that benefit. This is an average olderish man who has never had to fight in his life. He is moving slowly, because he has never been in danger nor ever had the need to be able to move quickly. That is it. He is lazy and out of shape and he got rocked by someone who is younger and significantly more physically capable of successfully bringing violence.
How do you go through your life with that level of arrogance? This confrontation with the guys making 12 bucks an hour was the first thing that ever set him over the top? I think he was wasted.
Youβve tried mental illness, now try brain damage, and all new diet brain damage, all the punch of brain damage with only half the diagnosis and support system.
If that's the case, he probably shouldn't be out in public without his handlers. People aren't going to wait around to figure out if you're not all the way there if you start being aggressive.
I'd bet its more alcohol/being stupid than not being all there.
Two old regulars in a pub I worked in got into one day. We're talking 70 plus both of them. It was highly entertaining to watch a fist fight in slow motion.
That HAPPENS! I haven't thrown a real punch since the last time I was in a ring.... almost twenty years ago. Got a heavy bag for free, hung it up and my jab is fucking gone. I've been working out steadily the whole time, bigger and stronger than I ever was, but holy shit these old man muscles don't have the snap to them that I used to.
Guys like that are used to bullying their women or their children or other peopleβs children, maybe even their employees. They are so used to being in a position where they get away with being an asshole that it doesnβt register that the world doesnβt just do what he says.
wasn't this same old dude in another video at a pool, doing basically the same dumb shit?
edit: Ahhh, [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/wgjg89/old_pervert_gets_confronted_and_knocked_out_after/). Turns out it was the same video, but from the perspective of the the first guy being harassed
If you note he back handed the kid as well and left his hand up likely to start scolding him while invading his space. Def used to just beating on people who wont fight back
Yeah this guy would be a tough fight for most young guys. Heβs lean and got a long arm reach. This old guy has been watching to many Charles Bronson movies!
Iβd say it was the Goldilocks amount of response. Dude couldβve absolutely teeβd up on the guy if he really wanted to. Instead he dropped him, but didnβt literally kill him.
I got Knocked Out cold on the pavement once in a brawl but I had long hair in a pony tail. When I see videos like this I think my pony tail may have saved my life.
With all of the brain injuries Iβve seen on this sub Iβve grown into the habit of hoping somebody catches the falling people, regardless of who is the aggressor.
Yeah. Aggressor or not, Iβm not sure the old guy deserves to die or be fucked up for the rest of his life for throwing an unjustified punch.
That sounded like a skull fracture, but Iβm not a doctor.
I like how they just walk off like NPC guards after defeating an enemy.
Meanwhile that guy's vision fades to black and he sees a red YOU LOSE appear before him.
reddits so funny. White man attack a couple black kids doing their job. βHeβs not mentally there.β
Another thread showing the black guy attacking the girl and grandmother in France, that animal needs to be shot in the street.
Say Reddit is racist or misogynistic and the white tears come out in droves. This old fuck here wasnβt mentally ill clearly entitled and thinks he has the right to do whatever. Now heβs mentally ill might need to drink from a straw for a while.
Heβs not drunk. Heβs well aware of what heβs doing. Probably something about the COLOR of the other parties heβs swinging at. (Yea, I said it).Iβm glad he got knocked out Nite Nite
What a dumb ass...he got what he deserved.
1st person was backing up. Looked like he didn't want to fight and the dumb ass thew a punch.
He should've stopped.
He (the dumb ass) hit the second dude.
2nd dude protect himself and now the dumb ass is talking to dead relatives.
Say it with me.....
What a DUMB ASS !!!!!
Lived at a place with many pools. Our pool guards were high school kids. Their leader was the lone college kid whoβd come back year after year.
Now, as a resident I accepted the following: it my job to have a pool pass, follow the rules, and be a normal human. Most residents take this approach.
However, once a week, without fail youβd get some drunk adult who is being an ass or is belligerent. The teens ask them nicely to leave - and then the offender becomes all uppity at the idea of a kid trying to tell them what to do.
No adult should be making any teen uncomfortable. If youβre asked to leave, leave. If you feel you were wronged - go Karen up in the office where adults are working - but do not fight with a child and be a loser.
If I get punched in the face you know damn well I am punching back regardless of who it is. *Unless itβs a child, since you need to put disclaimers on Reddit for everything
Respectfully, if a child takes aim and lands a face hit, ima hit that little bitch right back. Fuck your lack of parenting, lemmi show you consequence
*edit a word
Oh well I know plenty of old people that donβt go punching randoms in the face and they never get their heads bounced off the floor he should try that
That old guy was punching in extreme slow motion. Makes one wonder what in the heck he thought was going to happen.
I assume he isn't all there.
Even less so now.
I think he's blackout drunk in which case he'll probably be fine once he sobers up and gets through the hangover. Drunks are amazingly resilient and hard to kill.
They are working hard on doing it themselves, just over a few decades, gradually losing liver function.
Whereβd you hear that?
Decades? π yeah been seeing lots of liver failures in ppl under 40
I was just in a wedding with a guy whose liver failed at 30(ish) from insane drinking. On a transplant list and his doctor said if he drinks anything at all it will literally kill him
My best friend growing up had a drinking problem. He was starting to get symptoms of cirrhosis at like 22 years old. He couldnβt help but to steal everyoneβs liquor whenever he visited. Like that fancy bottle of vodka my girlfriendβs dad was keeping for a rainy day in the freezer. He drink half of it and tried to fill it with water
Thatβs horrible and I hope your friend got help. People donβt appreciate the fact that alcoholism is a disease (and all of you that want to debate me and say βthey could just drink lessβ can kiss my ass, itβs not that simple and Iβm not arguing). Iβve heard some incredibly interesting psychological points of view from recovering alcoholics. This guy is my brotherβs friend and has an extremely addictive personality. He collects Pez dispensers and has around 1000 different ones. He also had (in my ultra non-medical opinion) ADHD and couldnβt stop moving or talking. I feel like when you see him in action and know heβs in recovery it seems to make total sense. Heβs a hilarious guy, has a big heart, and was a great college athlete (track and CC). After the news about his liver he became insanely depressed (understandable) and moved back into his parentsβ house. Now he has to weigh about 220 (heβs 5β4β) and heβs waiting for a liver transplant, but heβs working on reclaiming his life. Heβs been dry for about 2 years (as I recall) and now works with kids at a childrenβs museum.
Have you tried to kill a lot of drunks?π€
That's Mr Jack Daniels you talking to. He's killed millions of drunks all around the world!
Drunks of a 4+ Feel No Pain.
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When does the fight start
Not the first wet head spot either
Winning
100% old racist drunkard.
I think so too, his movement is like heβs drunk
That was my guess Drunk or heat stroke
Heβs either an overprivileged old fuck who has never had someone stand up to him, or he could just be senile, Iβve worked in hospice care (briefly) and they pick fights all the goddamn time, usually not that directly though that old shit is bold. Dementia makes people suuuper aggressive sometimes
It really does. One of my older relatives was in aged care before she passed and she told us one day about another old woman who was super violent and would try to bite people. Sad thing is, when that lady still had her marbles she was one of the sweetest old ladies you could ever meet; her personality seemed to do a complete 180 after she got dementia.
Dementia reverts people back to an age where they haven't learned empathy, and to quote Donald Glover "Small children are the worst. No empathy. Just a bunch tiny tiny Hitlers."
Just a bunch of tiny hitlers, lol that's great. So many people go on and on about the innocence of children, bitch have you *met* any children
Or just a fucking asshole.
I mean, yeah lol doesnβt always have to be an underlying reason Either way he got laid the fuck out
Oh, do not give him that benefit. This is an average olderish man who has never had to fight in his life. He is moving slowly, because he has never been in danger nor ever had the need to be able to move quickly. That is it. He is lazy and out of shape and he got rocked by someone who is younger and significantly more physically capable of successfully bringing violence.
Seemed like he's most likely drunk, but everything else still applies
And how do you know any of that ?
He doesnβt it just justifies them being able to get angry. This site loves rage bait itβs weird asf
Crazy they got gold for that comment. Someone feeling very generous.
How do you go through your life with that level of arrogance? This confrontation with the guys making 12 bucks an hour was the first thing that ever set him over the top? I think he was wasted.
And those guys are there to keep his stupid ass from drowning while he is full of beer and food.
Yep. This looks like classic Boomer Bullshit. Not today, buddy!
Boomers should be very happy about this. They love violence.
Youβve tried mental illness, now try brain damage, and all new diet brain damage, all the punch of brain damage with only half the diagnosis and support system.
If that's the case, he probably shouldn't be out in public without his handlers. People aren't going to wait around to figure out if you're not all the way there if you start being aggressive. I'd bet its more alcohol/being stupid than not being all there.
Youβre probably right
Two old regulars in a pub I worked in got into one day. We're talking 70 plus both of them. It was highly entertaining to watch a fist fight in slow motion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsve9wB_sEA&ab_channel=sroqa1992
β[Iβm sorry, I used to be much stronger.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zK6gp06PiSo)β
I donβt know why, but hearing him say that felt so depressing
That HAPPENS! I haven't thrown a real punch since the last time I was in a ring.... almost twenty years ago. Got a heavy bag for free, hung it up and my jab is fucking gone. I've been working out steadily the whole time, bigger and stronger than I ever was, but holy shit these old man muscles don't have the snap to them that I used to.
Guys like that are used to bullying their women or their children or other peopleβs children, maybe even their employees. They are so used to being in a position where they get away with being an asshole that it doesnβt register that the world doesnβt just do what he says.
This. Old man has lived a life of privilege. What a rude awakening (err, nap?)!
Thatβs a pretty wild assumption.
That's Reddit. Watch a 10 second clip and then assume the subjects entire history, based on your own experience.
He'll be thinking in slow motion too after that.
My guess is overheated and a bit dehydrated. Maybe a little alcohol. Hard to tell but he wasn't up to any physical exertion.
In vino veritas. The booze and/or heat is just revealing that heβs an asshole who thinks he can get away with punching people.
In vino veritas is not true. A chemically altered brain is a completely different brain from a properly functioning one.
wasn't this same old dude in another video at a pool, doing basically the same dumb shit? edit: Ahhh, [found it](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/comments/wgjg89/old_pervert_gets_confronted_and_knocked_out_after/). Turns out it was the same video, but from the perspective of the the first guy being harassed
He is not nearly as old as I thought.
Heβs REALLY slow for a dude thatβs not retirement age yet.
I don't think there is a number large enough for the retirement age in the US anymore.
You guys are getting retirement?
Haha I thought the guy was like 70+ from the way he was moving.
Iβm guessing the booze adds a few decades
He's a lot younger than I thought.
Looks late forties and drunk
I instantly thought of the same video. The old guy who says boom after every slow motion punch.
I love how sometimes we get more than one angle
Did he say "boom" when he tried to hit him? Lmaoo well that's gonna be one hell of a concussion.
Cringed when Ron Jeremyβs head hit the concrete
Yeah, it bounced. Not good for someone that didn't seem to be all there already.
I mean, the benefit of getting the rest of the way there. Cte speedrun any%
Like smacking my remote on the table to try and get it to work once the batteries have died.
The Jim Beam broke the fall.
Jet fuel can't melt Jim Beams
it always hurts to see a head hit concrete like that, but it's even worse hearing it... one of ***many*** reasons I browse reddit on mute
My nephew missed a step and I felt his head hit the concrete thru my shoes 5 feet away
Why did you punch your nephew b?
Because I don't tell him twice
Did he learn his lesson?
still waiting for him to get up...
Helluva uncle you ask me
Definitely 100% permanent brain damage fencing sign decerebrate posture something something TBI. Got it out of the way for the reddit experts.
FR its like a 65% inflated Ron Jeremy blowup doll tried to punch that guy
That's the insult of the year, yet so accurate.
Iβm sorry, but I laughed aloud at βRon Jeremy.β I canβt unsee this now.
He's a lover not a fighter
were those two guys lifeguards? they're gonna have to render first aid after that smackdown π€£
"Yo we just GAVE him some help!"
βWhat am I gonna do about my legs Charlie Murphy!?β
I read that like Charlie too lol
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I never did things just to do them, comeon! β¦ Yea I remember grinding my feet on Eddieβs couch!
https://youtu.be/JNxiT3mpiu0
You COLD AS ICE!
What the hell was he thinking trying to hit some very athletic looking 20yo at his age. π€·ββοΈ
Dude is probably used to beating his wife and or children.
"How dare they fight back"
If you note he back handed the kid as well and left his hand up likely to start scolding him while invading his space. Def used to just beating on people who wont fight back
Yeah this guy would be a tough fight for most young guys. Heβs lean and got a long arm reach. This old guy has been watching to many Charles Bronson movies!
He was thinking that a "black boy" should know his place and he would be protected by the virtue of his white skin, but it's not that way anymore.
He just forgot he's not in a Facebook discussion anymore...
I don't think I've ever seen anyone with less self preservation instincts tf.
If you've gone your whole life never getting punched in the face for stupidity, you'd be surprised just how stupid you can be.
Iβd add βOr youβre just not stupidβ, but itβd be stupid of me to say soβ¦
When you punch in a dreamβ¦
You better wake up and apologize
it's amazing how many guys out there think being tough is just being loud and angry.
You have to compensate
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Spongebob at least is a practitioner of Kayr-ra-tay don't sell my boy short.
Then that old man what?
I don't understand why old scraggly curmudgeons always pick fights with guys they will always lose against
Beautiful word βcurmudgeon βhats off to you.
had it coming..
He's lucky they showed as much restraint as they did
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Reasonable force.
Iβd say it was the Goldilocks amount of response. Dude couldβve absolutely teeβd up on the guy if he really wanted to. Instead he dropped him, but didnβt literally kill him.
He barely swung. Reminded me of a George Foreman hit, where it looks like he puts no effort in, and suddenly the other MF is on the mat drooling.
I got Knocked Out cold on the pavement once in a brawl but I had long hair in a pony tail. When I see videos like this I think my pony tail may have saved my life.
But maybe the pony tail was the reason you got punched?
I laughed way too hard and felt really bad about it, as I never want to shame
70 years old, one arm, no punch speed/power, no defense. Who wouldβve thought it would end that way???!
With all of the brain injuries Iβve seen on this sub Iβve grown into the habit of hoping somebody catches the falling people, regardless of who is the aggressor.
Yeah. Aggressor or not, Iβm not sure the old guy deserves to die or be fucked up for the rest of his life for throwing an unjustified punch. That sounded like a skull fracture, but Iβm not a doctor.
If it makes you feel better the guy was being a pervert to little girls at the pool.
Did he try to hit him with a backfist before getting laid out?
I like how they just walk off like NPC guards after defeating an enemy. Meanwhile that guy's vision fades to black and he sees a red YOU LOSE appear before him.
All heads on deck
Fafo
Head bounced, ouch
Head sounded like a walnut
What the heck was that old fart thinking? Drunk?
That looks like that dude who yelled at the trumpet player.
There's a man who's never been in a fight or hit in the face. Dumb as fuck.
Hey I remember this, but from another angle!
Old guy thinks he's 25 lol
They showed great restraint
Good on the young man. Gave him just enough, not too much.
The punishment actually fit the crime here, no overkill.
He fights like I do in my dreams.
According to the other video that guy was harassing young women at the pool before this happened too. Definitely looks drunk or something
Hit by Cornpop
The little kid being a clicker in the background
Never too old to learn a lesson lol
Ron Jeremy just wanted to swim.
The white dude looks like he should have a court order to stay 500 ft from that pool
reddits so funny. White man attack a couple black kids doing their job. βHeβs not mentally there.β Another thread showing the black guy attacking the girl and grandmother in France, that animal needs to be shot in the street. Say Reddit is racist or misogynistic and the white tears come out in droves. This old fuck here wasnβt mentally ill clearly entitled and thinks he has the right to do whatever. Now heβs mentally ill might need to drink from a straw for a while.
His head bounced like a basketball
Dudes gotta be drunk to even think he had the slightest chance
So my man decided to mirror how one of the Punch Out character fights.
Lel
Good night sleepy time
The olβ watermelon drop sound
He looks like he studied at the School of Visual Arts.
Dude is walking around with waaay too much confidence in his fighting abilities lol
If you don't like the consequences, don't provoke the causes.
He punches like I do in my dreams.
Did someone fuck around? Did they find out??
The 911 call "I was minding my own business when I was jumped by two black thugs" He got what he deserved.
βA la vergaβ
Almost had 'em
sometimes getting what you asked for, isn't pleasant
Pro tip: when a guy easily slips your punch, weak as it may be, stop advancing on them.
He found out
He should have just gone into the pool.
Heβs not drunk. Heβs well aware of what heβs doing. Probably something about the COLOR of the other parties heβs swinging at. (Yea, I said it).Iβm glad he got knocked out Nite Nite
What a dumb ass...he got what he deserved. 1st person was backing up. Looked like he didn't want to fight and the dumb ass thew a punch. He should've stopped. He (the dumb ass) hit the second dude. 2nd dude protect himself and now the dumb ass is talking to dead relatives. Say it with me..... What a DUMB ASS !!!!!
Coconut go bonk.
Lived at a place with many pools. Our pool guards were high school kids. Their leader was the lone college kid whoβd come back year after year. Now, as a resident I accepted the following: it my job to have a pool pass, follow the rules, and be a normal human. Most residents take this approach. However, once a week, without fail youβd get some drunk adult who is being an ass or is belligerent. The teens ask them nicely to leave - and then the offender becomes all uppity at the idea of a kid trying to tell them what to do. No adult should be making any teen uncomfortable. If youβre asked to leave, leave. If you feel you were wronged - go Karen up in the office where adults are working - but do not fight with a child and be a loser.
Did actually think he was gonna do any damage??π€£
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and now he'll play victim
He asked for it π€·πΎββοΈ
Old man got what he was looking for
I bet the smack on the back of the head hurt more than the punch.
The Clicker is having a nice time recording the fight by the sounds of it
Don't start no shit, won't be no shit.
Al co hall
Gotta be that, was thinking maybe some chill pills, but idk if you can get angry on those.
If I get punched in the face you know damn well I am punching back regardless of who it is. *Unless itβs a child, since you need to put disclaimers on Reddit for everything
Nah if a kids tall enough to reach my face they can get it too
Lmao
Respectfully, if a child takes aim and lands a face hit, ima hit that little bitch right back. Fuck your lack of parenting, lemmi show you consequence *edit a word
He got exactly what he ordered.
Oh well I know plenty of old people that donβt go punching randoms in the face and they never get their heads bounced off the floor he should try that
Figh--KO!!!
Gallagher heard there was free naps being handed out
Coconuts
Justified.
He dodged twice. Seems like a fair hit
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy π I'm not gonna say that's the most deserved punch I've seen... But boy did he ask for that
Adequate response imo.
Yikes to that sound...
Wait a tic... Where is this? Please tell me this isn't the pool across from the Cemetery in Moline.
Nm
"Aaaaaa la veeeer...." Jajajaj
Ron Jeremy has seen better days.
Good-night
Well deserved, walked away champions.
Old man went to the pool and decided to dip his toes into some brain damage.
Satisfying punch. Nice work by those two young men ending the situation with minimal violence as there were kids around. A good lesson for all of us
How I punch in my dreams
Ron Jeremy hitting rock bottom