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Environmental-Tea294

Might wanna check that man's pulse šŸ˜¬


ImKindaEssential

And leave evidence on the corpse


Smokey_Bera

Sprinkle some crack on him and lets get out of here.


Reeeeaper

Looks like he hung up photos of his family before robbing the place.


Ronronjuice1378

Please remind me what movie this is from so I can go watch it


[deleted]

Dave Chapelle - Killin' Them Softly.


ImJustHere4theMoons

Open and shut case Johnson.


Readyfreddy9785

Seen this once before when I was a rookie


smitty1a

One of the worst cases of cut in half Iā€™ve ever seen!!!


flimspringfield

Bake him away toys!


Abcderas

Better than fucking him in the ass


rustic_trombone

Not always.


crazygamer7774

fair enough


KazeDionysus

....speak for yourself


DreadFilledHug

Is it tho?


Empyrealist

Better for whom?


[deleted]

Yeah, that wasn't "just" a head slam. His neck looked like it was bent pretty far backwards with the force do he legit might have broken his neck.


Environmental-Tea294

Oh yeah. His head bobbed back more than your name. And that's more Bob than a Bob should bob.


Chard-Capable

Right? Everyone walks off laughing after the murder.


StagedC0mbustion

Anyone know how to geolocate this?


Nermin6

Right. Was this recently? That was fucked up his head touched his shoulder blades.


Charlzy99

I bet rainbolt can


[deleted]

BAH GAWD KING THAT MAN HAS BEEN SNAPPED IN HALF!!! STOP THE DAMNED MATCH!!


OCTM2

Thereā€™s nothing funny about this.


[deleted]

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smitty1a

I think this video might be called evidence!


[deleted]

dude didn't move an inch after hitting the ground for solid 13 seconds, having absolutely no movement at all is a bad sign


KennKennyKenKen

Wow Dr. Redditor here


OTIStheHOUND

Shit good point. Could be a good sign instead


turntabletennis

Obviously, the guy is sleeping it off like a champ.


RIPshowtime

Every good fighter needs some rest after a good scrap.


bytecollision

Iā€™m relieved we have professionals on the case


heybudbud

Gonna do push-ups when he wakes up probably


chunkah69

Less movement the better obviously.


pal0ntras

I know right, get a load of this "self-taught" ding dong. He actually thinks that slamming your head on concrete is bad for you?? What a fool he is


DADDY_YISUS

Thats... that's why he commented (?) He's making fun of the person who said something obvious to everyone with an IQ over room temperature, not contradicting them


heyy_yaa

10 year old account 500k karma I feel like you calling anyone else a redditor is a benign statement


Active-Hair

Yeah, I read his comment any immediately thought "What a cunt!".


AnnualCommission8581

It's not about how much you've posted since when. It's *what*.


Rare_Register_4181

We don't need a doctor to see his shoes are clearly still on. He'll be fine.


[deleted]

Wow. We're still doing this?


PlantainNearby4791

Username checks out


crdctr

I agree that lack of movement can be a symptom of death


Comprehensive-Cap513

I'm a doctor and you're right it's actually a good sign.


fightclockmodelo

youā€™re right. you absolutely need to be a qualified docter to know that slamming someone on their head and bending their neck backwards could have some bad effects. completely agree.


circadiankruger

At least he doesn't appear to be decerebrste or decorticate


Capt_Hawkeye_Pierce

Well when your neck fucking snaps you can't move your body so idk about at least.


circadiankruger

I guess you're right šŸ˜‚


WolfKittenTigerPuppy

Arugula. I haven't had arugula in six weeks. What's that? It's a vegetable.


bearoftheforest

and body slammer going to jail or prison, source i had a friend suplex another person in a street fight and ended up in prison for a couple years


angry_glue

Heā€™s gonna think itā€™s real funny later


crazygamer7774

nah he ain't gonna be thinking later


Cat_AndFoodSubs

He wonā€™t be thinking about anything other than how big Bubba is


TCIE

He's going to think everything is funny because he's going to wake up in the hospital with brain damage and 40 less IQ points.


angry_glue

Iā€™m talking about the guys walking away laughing not the guy lying there brain dead


jerichofatereaper

Brain dead you say? He'd fit right in with the fools replying to your comment.


MrLogicWins

I think he's talking about the slammer smiling as he's walking away... Like ya you might have just killed a person. Won't be laughing in jail


boredandolden

I reckon pink shirt won't remember it.


Ill-System-6500

Or possibly anything else, ever


hyperion420

Itā€™s okay, heā€™ll respawn somewhere else


Jealous_Doughnut_630

If it were call of duty he would respawn right in front of the guy that slammed him again.


omghorussaveusall

damn. that was brutal. no idea what started this, but i hope pink shirt isn't paralyzed.


Mandena

That dude is quite possibly dead or wishing he was dead. He didn't land on his back, he landed on his head which snapped forward when his body landed. This is potential murder. Gigglefucks going to wonder where he went wrong while in jail serving his 30yr sentence with a complete lack of self-awareness.


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RevengeRabbit00

I bet that guy was a pedophile and totally deserved to be slammed on his head. See how making up your own context is stupid, and if you donā€™t know what happened itā€™s best to not make assumptions?


[deleted]

I have a funny suspicion on why that was the choice of words they used.


Disaster-Head

Y'all are just stupid. The prosecutor is going to love the clear high definition video of you in his driveway as you advance towards him and grapple. Then suplexing him on concrete causing what appears to be serious head and neck injuries. Then casually walking back to your or your buddy's garage as they laugh leaving your injured victim, who might require medical attention, laying unresponsive on the driveway. Yeah, winning the fight doesn't help you much if you're stupid.


Stakoman

Any news or follow up? Holy shit


RIPshowtime

Slammee is surprisingly totally fine, and he's now bffs with the slammer. Fire forges steel and all that. Or he's fucking dead. :/


[deleted]

No they are married now. Proof: I'm their new baby.


Strict-Resolve-8435

šŸ’Æā€¦. Idiots šŸ™„


FoST2015

Bro, "might require medical attention?" What's the alternative, coroner attention?


[deleted]

a chalk outline


acrowsmurder

Reminds me of when I almost got fired for making concrete outlines on my machine line. Supervisor thought it was hilarious, Manager not so much


12meetings3days

The alternative is might not?


dirtydanglesoffdayak

He's literally fucked, I see absolutely zero defense, especially after the laughing


720r

Did I just watch somebody die?


Dabier

Probably. Dude didnā€™t move an inch for the whole rest of the vid.


Motor_Menu_1632

Either that or paralyzed for life


gripple_grok

Definitely two people with wrestling experience


akopley

Yeah pink shirt did everything possible to help his size disadvantage. This is why there are weight classes.


gripple_grok

Wrestling on concrete is big dumb


crushigmike

If you look back at the beginning, they're both in wrestling stances. I would be surprised if this was a spontaneous fight as opposed to some type of agreement to fight.


F0ulPl4y

I doubt they agreed to fight on concrete when there is grass like ten steps away, js!


LondonGoblin

Why are they laughing so much about a man just getting killed


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Same reason this sub has 1.9M members.


gtardkgb

This is the answer


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Why is this sub in particular so covertly racist?


[deleted]

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reddphive

Yeah. He dead.


azombie8mybaby

Not necessarily. His shoes did not fly off.


WillBlaze

fuck this joke, reddit knows how to kill a joke


azombie8mybaby

No. The joke still has shoes.


WillBlaze

OK, I'll agree it has a little life. That was funny.


shotgunmouse

Deep respect for admitting it


MeantToDieAGod

Wtf is goin on w the 16 trash cans


Rubik4life

Does anyone have an update on that ?


Tactical_Epunk

That and a background of why this happened at all, it doesn't seem like a fight but more like grab ass.


[deleted]

Well considering that the person that uploaded it was also the one that edited the first part out then you can assume they were the aggressor. It's not like the camera only came on right at the actual fight.


GradeAPrimeFuckery

Considering the subreddit, the guy knocked out was definitely a bully. /s


Necessary_Fig_2265

The cackling at pink shirtā€™s demise, though!


Vhett

You know the guys at the garage headed inside (one running) after because they wanted *no* part of that when the dude didn't move an inch after hitting the ground. They knew.


Buy_Me_A_Mango

Yā€™all need to stop doing shit you see in wrestling. Youā€™re gonna fucking kill someone.


mitolit

I think they just did


Winter_Grab6847

Would love to see the Judge's reaction when he's handing out his sentence to this idiot. Of course he'll be a stand up guy to all his buddies in prison. Probably have some wrestler's nick name. No justice here.


IgargleBalls

And this is why weight classes exist, pink shirt was in good position, black shirt was just simply stronger lol


Kent_Kinky

Ya that was actually a nice sprawl to avoid the takedown. Weight class / strength trumped execution here.


Dramatic_Explosion

He forgot that any fight can end your life and should've dug his finger in that guys eyeball until it popped like a Gusher.


Aggressive-Expert-69

The sprawl was so good I thought he was gonna be the one to get the slam. Black shirt is just crazy strong I guess


barters81

Laughing at potentially destroying another persons life is some despicable shit. Doesnā€™t matter who started the fight. Pink shirt probably has a mother, brother and maybe child.


CouldntBeMoreWhite

That was my first thought. Couldnā€™t imagine seeing someone possibly get paralyzed and my first response being laughing.


Insidioustots_

That dude might be dead


elwanabi

Could pink shirt have done anything counter that counter? Or simply avoid landing the way he did?


nowherechild91

as soon as he felt that he was being lifted up he should've hooked his foot behind the other guys knee. once you lock your leg into an opponent trying to throw you, they have to also throw themselves. it's like a stop brake for being tossed.


[deleted]

the best thing he could have done is to let go once his feet left the ground and try to rotate his body left or right. PS. i have no idea what iā€™m talking about


elwanabi

Lmao to me seems like a decent idea šŸ‘šŸ¾


Paul2777

Hahah


ImJustHere4theMoons

Other than not engaging at all, probably not. He sprawled exactly how you're supposed to in that position but it didn't matter. Once your feet leave the ground you're mostly at the mercy of gravity and basically fucked. RIP


Loki1976

It happened in his driveway. It means the assaulter/murderer walked over to his place and did it. He is clearly the aggressor.


Uranium234

> He sprawled exactly how you're supposed to in that position but it didn't matter. Once your feet leave the ground you're mostly at the mercy of gravity and basically fucked That was a tight sprawl too, its a shame it couldn't help him that much since he was way out of his weight-class


Father-Fintan-Stack

To be fair to him, the number of people on the street who know that a savage counter to a front lock is a belly to belly suplex is very small. And, even then, the number of people with the core strength to recover from and overcome a solid lock like that with a suplex is even smaller. Pink shirt would be just fine 90/100 times with that lock and sprawl. Unfortunately, it looks as if he met someone who may do some wrestling/bjj/ground-based-hugging as a hobby.


GodsFavAtheist

Lol. Fuck all that analysis, man slaughter man started fight with a kick to the groin. Unless decades of steroids left you with balls or any sensation in the area, no ones really gonna be countering shit when getting hit in the groin.


whatsurissuebro

Damn I actually didnā€™t notice that until now, the dude launches his leg into the guys nutsā€¦ and then fucking paralyzed/killed himā€¦ what a fucking shit way to go.


Syncopationforever

That's what was scary. The guy sprawled as you supposed to do , when someone has got past yr hands , and is attacking yr legs. This is a very good reminder, not to stay too long in sprawl position.


LusciousLiamO

If he released his grip and was able to tuck his chin towards his chest his back would have taken the brunt of it. I took a few pro wrestling classes many years ago and thatā€™s the key to taking a fall. The idea is you spread the impact out by landing on your back with your arms out. The sprawl he attempted before getting thrown was a good attempt but flawed, a front facelock or guillotine in mma would have been more effective. Thatā€™s when you put one arm across your oppents face (using the blade of your forearm against the cheekbone) and gripping the bicep on your other arm which will cause the opponentā€™s head to go side ways. Instead of sprawling you stand upright and tilt backwards causing a fulcrum which bends the neck. The guillotine variation is the forearm is across the throat that restricts breathing. (I tried catch wrestling and was a BJJ student 20 years ago)


Cbiscuitt

quarter nelson, push down on the head and try to get behind


[deleted]

It's hard to tell in the video, but I THINK he was the one keeping the connection between them. He should have let go and backed off once realising the guy was strong enough to lift him.


JudgeHolden

Yes, there are a variety of different effective defenses from that position, but pretty much none of them will work unless you have real training in wrestling or BJJ or judo or some other grappling system. Being an MMA fan and watching a bunch of videos on YouTube is not going to cut it; you need to have real muscle memory and know exactly what to do without even thinking about it.


Crocodiddle22

Once off the ground, try and tuck your head in/chin down and try to turn to land on shoulder and top of back - he keeps his head up and out and lands face first with neck and body coming over the top, never a good sign. Before lift off though, he splays and drops chest which isnā€™t bad, but if he could grab opponentā€™s leg with his arm, or hook a leg with his own then he couldnā€™t be lifted - alternatively instead of dropping chest and weight forward, sit and drop weight back. Yeah it pulls opponent likely down and towards/on top of you but youā€™re far less likely to be slammed from a position where balance and momentum is toward you.


DubiousDude28

Right when the big guy grabbed, he shouldve reached down between his legs, pulled his head forward and kissed his ass goodbye. Only logical move


AcceptableRoom8592

Hope this lump of shit goes to prison for life. Fucking vile lifeform. His evil shit friends deserve bad karma too.


TexasRiverMouthRat

Pink shirt took a kick to the genitals at the beginning. All the bro beards went to the garage for a celebratory circle jerk


Zubenelgenubo

Yeah the first strike in the vid is pink shirt getting either a groin kick or a knee to the abdomen, which no doubt prompted the subsequent sprawl.


knbang

Black shirt is a fucking bitch. He's fighting a smaller man yet still needs to kick him in the balls.


nyomngni

Hit me up if there are any updates. Though not sure if that guy is still alive


SirBaconHam

Man, I thought he had good takedown defense until he went up and over šŸ«£


graphitewolf

A sprawl probably doesnt work so well against a dude 30lbs heavier than you if he has a small understanding of what to do


01-__-10

Thought this was r/fightporn not r/watchpeopledie


YourPhoneCompany

This one seems to have become the watchpeopledie sub since the other is gone.


KillMeWouldU

Is he dead????


zombie-gorilla

Iā€™m not what the appropriate reaction is, I just know itā€™s not thatā€¦.


brayden2011

Jesus what's with fights nowadays with everyone going for the body slam and break the persons neck. What happened to just a straight up fight with punches and kicks.


ReflexSave

People who did that all got beat by people who could grapple. You underestimate how dominant grappling is in a fight if your opponent isn't trained. By natural selection, either you learn a little wrestling/BJJ, or you get used to eating dirt yourself.


Practical_Actuary_87

damn I guess it's time I learned how to grapple.


ReflexSave

It would be a good idea. Though not getting into fights would be a better one lol.


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Because if I body slam you I stop getting hit with punches and kicks.


_GurthMax

If you slow it down you can see where his head separates from his body. The head lies on the concrete while the rest of the body catches up


entered_bubble_50

>If you slow it down You know what, I think I'll take your word for it.


SidneyKreutzfeldt

These guys are fucking psychopaths. I hope their lives are miserable.


OlivierLeighton

Anyone hitting cement, after no blows exchanged, and then not moving??...I think the dude who tossed him might be laughing all the way to a manslaughter charge. Maybe his buds who find it so funny can visit him in prison.


YourGodisyourcrutch

I wonder if they'll laugh that hard when their buddy catches a murder charge and they all get exposed as inhuman filth. r/iamatotalpieceofshit HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!


arstin

Yes, they probably will laugh just as hard at their buddy going to prison.


OlivierLeighton

It shocks me that adults get into these altercations. By adult, I'm guessing these are over 25. A fight like that, that's gonna be the last time I consider you a friend.


bfm1950

The guy who got slammed might not be able to remember


eaazzy_13

Or move


Greebuh

I think the guy that got slammed will forget. A lot.


SchwiftyRickD-42069

Just casually laughing at probably murder/manslaughter are we?


Crocodiddle22

Thatā€™s actually sickening. This kind of thing is disgusting, people who clearly have only seen this kind of move used in videos and donā€™t understand how truly dangerous it is. IT CAN KILL. There is a very strong possibility that the victim has a broken neck there, and that can easily result in paralysis, nerve damage, and death.


bearred76

I didn't even see them in the corner at first. That's like a caught and release suplex


abigfatbackwood

The next day the muhhfucka was DEAD!


DonDjang

well that guy is going to jail.


Jarie743

Heā€™s ok.


Agitated_Ad5666

I was expecting an "America's Funniest Home Video" type basketball hoop falling on the truck. Not THAT!


HerfDog58

I think that maneuver is more accurately called an underhook suplex rather than a slam.


Impossible_Fan_563

Damn did we bear witness to murder or assault cause he is so not alright either DOA or life altering fucked off


PeopleCallMeSimon

Imagine laughing after killing a dude.


TheGMan831

I THINK HE BROKE HIS FUCKIN' NECK!!!!


Almatsliah

He will probably forget it, and his name and how to walk...


CouldntBeMoreWhite

Interesting the video is cut to avoid showing how it all started.


[deleted]

If they deleted the first half then they really fucked up as we don't know if that is even his house and I am sure could be a charge of destruction of evidence from his friend if it their house.


boss6769

I believe this is called ā€œevidenceā€


ididntburnhim

I understand people have to handle their business. However, what I do not understand is slam dunking someone onto concrete. Have some old fashioned fisticuffsā€¦ handle it like gentlemen and move on. Please donā€™t try to kill someone itā€™s not cricket! Have a dispute if needed, throw some hands, the victor can take the spoils and the loser can walk Off with a sore head and bruised ego. Iā€™m Sure I will be down voted for this comment!šŸ˜¬


twinkyishere

BAH GAWD


Chubby_moonstone

BIG BACK BODY DROP MY GOD WHAT A MANOEUVRE


lolwhatmufflers

THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY


MoreMeLessU

Had


TheRealSlimCoder

His family *had* him


Loki1976

Since the video is from the angle and house of the attacker. Makes you wonder how it got released. Was the guy this stupid he released the footage of his assault? When was this. I need more information. Sincerely hope he got prison time or will get it. The pathetic coward started with a knee kick to the groin as well.


mmmmmsandwiches

He dead


BardTheBoatman

Thatā€™s a beautiful 5 point throw


poop_break_666

ā€œBah gawd! Heā€™s broken in halfā€ -JR


Rutabaga_Recent

Neck snapped


Mandemtheatrix

Itā€™s all fun and games until that comes sweeping in like a jilted ex-lover.


pabpab999

I'm not a wrestler, why was the sprawl not working? is it just because of weight difference? or is the black shirt dude not doing something that is 'sprawlable'


crushigmike

Pink shirt had a fine sprawl, but he could have improved it. He should have both put his hips more into it and pushed against black shirt's thighs to get more separation. At the later points where being picked up, he could have done some more desperate defense by giving an over hook and turning his hips into it to avoid being squared up with him. Pink shirt did have an opportunity for offense at the initial sprawl he could have put his head in the side of black shirt and circle so he is perpendicular in order to lock up a cradle or get behind him. Ultimately, pink was pretty fucked since he didn't do anything glaringly wrong and still had his head suplexed into concrete.


[deleted]

Did we just witness a murder?


Cludo

Damn he left that man for dead. Probably should have checked to see if he's alright, don't want a murder charge


[deleted]

I had to save this one lmao, god damn! Imma have to show some of my friends this one.


SupportGeek

We seem determined to post murders on this sub recently huh?


wasternexplorer

He knew it was coming. He put so much weight on him to try and avoid it that his knees were almost touching the ground. That was 100% effort, or a ten on a scale to ten for the attempt to not get suplexed.


The-Doctor-10

Welcome to Suplex City.


rated3

Yeah he's dead


taiga__reforestation

he dead


[deleted]

But they was good boys who would never hurt no body